Cub Recruitment Office

Anonymous Forum of the Earth Ad Hoc Alien Management Office:

Subject: I finally gave birth recently, and I want to go on a trip to relax, but the two father-in-laws are not allowed to go out, saying that it is...

Main building: According to the customs of the earth, I have to confine myself to confinement. I can't get out of bed for at least a month, and I can't see the wind or take a bath for three months. Thinking about it makes me depressed.My husband is incubating the eggs, and I have nothing to do, and I feel much more relaxed after giving birth.

Floor 1: Humoozhuzhu, you are not bad, when I gave birth to a cub, I was forced to drink old hen soup without salt for a long time, and I was so stupid.

Floor 2: Fortunately, I am a vegetarian, and I drank more soy milk at that time.

Floor 3: It will be fine after three months, otherwise it will cause great damage to the body.The human beings here are all like this. If you don’t confine your body to take care of your body, you will get sick when you get older.

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Floor 3888800: Thank you everyone, the two father-in-laws are going to help us incubate the eggs, and I am going on a trip with my husband.

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The fat, ball-like folded-eared cat was brought home by Yan Mu. Such a giant is really heavy, lying on the sofa as a whole, but his luck is good, because some owners are finding their own cats After being overweight, it is often not to help them lose weight, but to abandon them directly.

"You're very lucky, you have a good owner." Yan Mu grabbed the cat's fat paw and pinched it, then scratched his chin.The fat cat lay on the sofa and stopped moving. The whole cat looked lazy. He seemed to be quite old. He seemed to be able to understand Yan Mu's nagging, so he didn't act like a baby when his stomach was growling. Same thing for cat food.

The little white cat nimbly jumped off the bed, then stepped on the blanket on the sofa and walked up, stretching its body in front of the big fat cat.The furry and cute cat raised its paws and rubbed its beard, flicked its tail, the little white cat circled in front of the big fat cat, and then jumped to the floor nimbly to play with Meng Ge.

Looking at Meng Ge and the little white cat who quickly got under the bed, the corners of Yan Mu's mouth twitched. This guy definitely came here to show off his good figure.

"Meow." Sure enough, the big fat cat was not well. He tried to stand up, but his stomach was too fat and the sofa was too soft. Even if he stood up, his stomach still stuck to the sofa, which looked a little funny.Yan Mu picked up the big fat cat, massaged his body, and said, "I will massage you today, and tomorrow I will be with the cripple. I guarantee you will look different every day."

Originally, Yan Mu made a comfortable nest for the little bird, but the little bird was not happy at all, and always lay down in the nest and chirped.It was Yan Hui who took him out and sent him to the kennel, where he was squeezed together with the other six puppies, and the little bird calmed down and squeezed himself among the puppies. not come out.

Because the big dog has enough milk, the puppies look different every day. After seven or eight days, they open their eyes one after another and crawl around in the kennel.The two big cats who only gave birth to kittens did not show up in the past few days, maybe they were about to give birth, so Yan Mu didn't look for them specifically.

The few days of vacation were spent making dog food, cat food, and various snacks. The day before going to work, Yan Mu opened the door of his house and let the big dog lead the lively puppy out.Quewei'er will take care of them, and Yan Mu doesn't have to worry about the cubs being in danger.But the bird also bouncingly followed behind, and didn't listen to what it said. It obviously regarded the big dog as its mother bird, and Yan Mu couldn't help it.

Fortunately, the big dog will also take care of the little bird that got mixed into the dog cub, so Yan Mu can rest assured.

"I'm going to work again tomorrow, and it's too easy to be idle these few days." Yan Mu sat on the ponytail, helped Yan Hui scoop rice, and said with emotion, "It feels like the bones are loose."

"Well, Brother Yan, the vicuna can't be kept outside, but will he feel bored if it's kept at home?" Yan Hui glanced at the vicuna lying on the mat not far away, gnawing on the tender grass .

In Tengcheng, the little alpaca is equated with the mythical grass-mud horse on the Internet. It’s okay if a big one is outside, at least it has a little self-protection ability, but this is just a small cub. I won't take it home and raise it by myself.

"Don't worry, he's different from other cubs." Yan Mu has long seen that this cub is very spiritual. He never defecates indiscriminately at home, and he can play well with Meng Ge. It seems to be able to communicate with the little white cat.Ordinary alpacas would never do this, and Yan Mu felt that this one would definitely not make him worry.

Sure enough, when I went to work the next day, the alpaca cub was gone, replaced by a card on the coffee table with paw prints on it, which was vivid.There was a feeling that this was indeed the case, leaving Meng Ge at home and telling him to keep an eye on the snake that had been hiding in the corner, Yan Mu and Yan Hui went to work together.

This time the little white cat didn't sneak into Yan Mu's bag, but stayed in the living room. When Yan Mu and Yan Hui had left, he changed his momentum, sat on the sofa and raised his paw to nod.

After a while, Meng Ge grabbed the snake and got out from under the bed. Even though Meng Ge was still a cub, he was very strong, and his tail, which was almost half the length of his body, flicked and hopped effortlessly. Go to the little horse and look at the little white cat.In the next second, a man covered with a blanket appeared on the sofa, and a man with brown-black hair sat on the ponytail. He was holding Peng Zhiyu, who was pale and looked a little unwell, in his arms.

"For the sake of your doing nothing wrong, I can let you go." Xu Fangyan tapped his slender fingers on his knees, "But you have to tell me who that person is."

"His name is Lu Wei, and he mixes well among humans." Peng Zhiyu's voice was very hoarse. The original strong aura has disappeared, replaced by exhaustion and redness hidden under the pale skin. He moved awkwardly. She moved her body, but was held even tighter by the people behind her, and there was no chance of struggle at all.

Nodding his head, Xu Fangyan pulled up the blanket covering the important parts, and in the next second he had turned into a snow-white kitten.He stopped looking at Meng Ge, quickly jumped to the balcony, and left through the window over there.These cubs who have registered their ID cards at the Earth’s Special Alien Management Office are different from those black households. They are protected and also subject to more restrictions. In many cases, they cannot directly make a move, even if they face the same Not native to Earth.

It's like living in a completely unfamiliar place. If you want to survive, you have to abide by the treaty proposed by the other party, and you can't go beyond it at any time.So when they found out that someone imprisoned the old cow and the old donkey, made them pregnant continuously, and then cut out the cubs, they didn't do it directly, but just helped them untie the chains and let them avenge themselves.

It's the same this time, even if they know that the other party is Lu Wei, the person behind the incident, they can't act openly.And the other party is not an unknown person, he has financial resources and influence, and he also knows some powerful human beings on the earth.Just as there are good people and bad people among them, not all human beings on earth are good, and there are always very few special cases.

Quickly passing through the tall grass that is unusually tall for the little white cat, he ran to the road to check, and after confirming that it was a green light, he ran over quickly.When the little white cat arrived at the company, Yan Mu was running around holding the documents.

Originally, there were really not many jobs in the company, but after a period of vacation, all the jobs were squeezed and exploded, which made Yan Mu busy.The bones that had slacked off during the holiday instantly tightened up, and at the same time Yan Hui began to work alone. He was young and cute, and his personality was similar to that of Yan Mu. He was diligent, honest and low-key, and no one made things difficult for him. .

After get off work at noon, the two brothers met outside the company to eat the boxed lunch they brought.The little white cat appeared on time, squatting aside and waiting to be fed.

"Brother Yan, the finance department may have to settle our part-time salary for this afternoon." Yan Hui repeated the news he overheard in the morning, "I heard that someone knows about our part-time job and wants to replace it... "

"Well, you don't have to worry about going to work later, I'll go to the finance department and talk about it." Yan Mu was very calm, "This job is our luck in the first place, and now we have earned it. Besides, I think Peng Zhixin still has little contact with him. Well, I just took this opportunity to quit." If the boss hadn't tried his best to arrange for Yan Mu to take the job, in his opinion, going to work honestly is a serious matter, and suddenly he represented the company to negotiate and sign a contract, it sounded like Unreliable, like a child's play.

Although this matter is true and not a joke, Yan Mu always feels that it is not very good.Yan Hui obviously thought the same way. They still have that snake hidden somewhere. Luckily, Brother Meng is there, otherwise the family must be in trouble.

But in the afternoon, Yan Mu went to the finance department to receive the subsidy, and unexpectedly received a bag of benefits. The subsidy was more than expected, almost equal to his one-month salary.Thinking about it, in order to be able to negotiate with Peng Zhixin, he memorized almost all the contracts signed over the years, and the hard work he put in was worth the fruits of such labor.

I didn't have time to study the bag at work, and when I got home from get off work, Yan Mu couldn't wait to open the bag.There are a lot of things in the small paper bag, including sago, taro, sweet potato, purple potato and so on. In short, it is a big bag for food, and there is a small box hidden in the innermost part, which is a fresh rose.

"The food is very affordable, this rose is a bit of a waste." Yan Mu said with a bit of disgust.Now is not the season for roses to bloom, and the price of growing them in a greenhouse is relatively expensive. Yan Mu pays more attention to practical things, and he is not optimistic about fancy flowers.

"Could it be that someone in the company secretly mixed in the flowers?" Yan Hui couldn't help guessing, "After all, the company doesn't give flowers for welfare, but it's not a holiday."

"Well, maybe it is." Yan Mu said indifferently, "Although there is only one flower, we can't waste it. Make it into flower sauce and eat it." So the flower finally became a flower in the refrigerator. flower sauce.

The little white cat, who had been lying on the side and secretly paying attention, sighed and got under the sofa blanket.