Cub Recruitment Office

Fashion Capital Forum of the Special Alien Management Office on Earth:

Topic: I encountered a very speechless incident. I obviously did my hair carefully, but someone said I look like a grass mud horse...

Main Building: My husband helped me with the hairstyle. He said he was very handsome. I just came to work. Who knows... Please help me identify it. Does it really look like a mud horse? [Image] [image]

Floor 1: If the picture is the poster, there is no need for identification at all, because in the eyes of people on earth, you are a grass mud horse that likes to eat grass, and its scientific name is alpaca.

Floor 2: Sure enough, if two men are together, will the aesthetics be directly broken?I suggest you to visit the sheep manager of our company. Although he likes men, he is currently single. He is very good at dressing himself up and showing off all day long.

Floor 3: Manager Sheep is really good at dressing up, and helped me put on makeup last time.

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Building 388888: qaq help, I said why people always come to watch me recently, it turned out to be because of this post.Although she is single, she already has a goal, so don't bother her anymore, or I won't help you make up.

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Ever since Yan Mu knitted the sweater for the little white cat and he put it on, he has never been awkward.It's just that the sweater is a bit big, and it hangs empty on the little white cat. Yan Mu wanted to make it smaller, but he was not skilled enough to do it.Little White Cat likes this sweater very much, and often runs in front of Meng Ge to show it off.

On this day of rest, Yan Mu made chicken strips and small dried fish at home, Yan Hui was busy washing vegetables, and made dog food and corn buns in the afternoon. This time without helpers, the two of them could only do part of it.The little white cat rolled on the sofa, looking at Yan Mu quietly, thinking about something.

"Brother Yan, have you had any strange dreams recently?" Yan Hui squatted in front of the large plastic basin, sorting out the vegetable leaves one by one.

"Well...it seems to be there." Yan Mu frowned slightly thinking, "I feel very strange when I dream, but every time I wake up, I can't remember it. I don't know what the dream is."

"Me too." Yan Hui nodded, feeling relieved that he was not alone.

He pricked up his ears to listen to the conversation between the two brothers. The little white cat stiffened at first, then collapsed, its furry ears drooped, and it fiddled with its beard feebly with its paws.Meng Ge ran under the sofa excitedly, curled up the remote control with his big tail, carefully identified it for a while, poked his little paw, and the TV was turned on.

The family hadn't seen the new cub for several days, Yan Mu thought so, and looked out the balcony window.Then he saw Rhubarb leading a cub through the grass and howled a few times at him.After a while there was a knock on the door of his own house, the force was very small, and the sound was intermittent, Yan Mu knew that it was the rhubarb outside, or perhaps the big wolf who had recently grown in appetite and grew rapidly.

Open the door, and sure enough it was them.When the alpaca cubs came in, Big Yellow and Big Wolf turned around and ran away. It was useless for Yan Mu to shout from behind. They seldom came to Yan Mu's house except when necessary, and even when they went in, they were cautious.

"I don't know what kind of grass you like to eat, but..." Yan Mu quickly remembered that there are calves in Shanhe Community, and the fresh grass he eats might be suitable for alpacas!It just so happens that small dried fish, chicken strips, jerky, etc. should be put in the microwave oven, and those that should be put in the oven are also put on, as long as they are opened when the time comes. "Take a look at the jerky after washing the vegetables, and turn it over when it's about the same time. Don't forget to wear heat-resistant gloves." Instructing Wan Yanhui, Yan Mu went out without stopping.

Because some people ran out to walk the alpaca, and it was on the news, Yan Mu also led the alpaca cubs out of the house generously.This alpaca is very excited. It has been following Yan Mu's side. With a face full of embarrassment, it looked here and then there curiously. When it arrived at Xiaoniu's house in Shanhe Community, the whole vicuna was excited. , because there are so many delicious young grasses.

I don't know if it's because the owner is very good at raising animals. When Maverick saw Yan Mu coming, he rushed to open the door and ran into the room. After a while, he ran out again with a bag in his mouth.Yan Mu took it over and looked at it. It was a bag of fodder and a bag of lactic acid bacteria.Forage is for food, Yan Mu can still understand, this pack of lactic acid bacteria... Could it be that the calf wants to drink yogurt, or his master specially gave it to Yan Mu to let the alpaca drink yogurt?

Confused, Yan Mu accepted the tender grass sent by the calf. Yan Mu looked behind the closed door, but did not see the owner of the calf. Thinking of the shy character of the other party, he had to lead the alpaca away.When you come next time, just bring some yogurt as a gift.

When he got home, he saw that the alpaca was very happy to eat tender, so Yan Mu found out the whole milk powder at home, there were several large cans in total.I also found several stainless steel baking pans and rinsed them with boiling water, soaked the milk powder and then added lactic acid bacteria. The oven was just idle, and it was fine to adjust it to a specific temperature.

Early the next morning, Yan Mu got up early to make sure that the yogurt was ready, and opened the balcony window to say hello, so that the lame and short-tailed children could prepare something delicious.Milk contains lactic acid. For cats and dogs, it may cause gastrointestinal discomfort and may cause diarrhea. However, yogurt happens to have lactic acid bacteria that decompose lactic acid and does not destroy the calcium in milk. You can give cats or dogs a small spoonful of it. .

However, the little white cat seemed to like yogurt very much, and he occupied a small plate of yogurt, and Yan Mu remembered that he was different from the lame ones, so he didn't care.Lame and Short-tailed had already led many cats and dogs to wait, and Yan Mu ran out with a stainless steel baking tray and a spoon.

Yan Hui brought over the little Mazar, and Yan Mu sat on it, spooning a spoonful of yogurt into the mouth of the dog or cat.All the dogs and cats lined up obediently. When a dog with a very dirty body walked up to Yan Mu, it hung its head like it was doing something wrong. Yan Mu smiled and said, "Do you want to eat yogurt?" Then wait here at night and have to take a shower. Don’t think about disappearing at night, there will be yogurt tomorrow!"

A familiar luxury car passed by and stopped, Jingjing ran out, squatted behind the line and followed the queue, looking very excited.Just as there was the last spoonful of yogurt in the pan, Yan Mu gave it to Jingjing with a smile.As a result, the guy quickly ran back into the car and took out a bag of dog food for Yan Mu, while Meng San went to the trunk to take out several cans of baby milk powder, and said with a smile: "This is what Jingjing received when she was a child. Those men bought the wrong milk powder, Jingjing couldn't drink it, I was thinking of throwing it out, and I just gave it to you."

"...Okay." Yan Mu beckoned Yan Hui to come out and hold the milk pot, "There is still yogurt tomorrow morning, remember to drink it."

"Aww, aww..." Jingjing didn't know if she understood, poked out the dog's head from the car window, and waved the dog's paw at Yan Mu.

There are many cats and dogs in the house, all the milk made yesterday was wiped out, and Yan Mu was in a good mood all day long.Continue to make milk after get off work, and point out all the dirty cats and dogs found in the morning by the way. If they are not present, please ask Rhubarb to find them. After finding them, no matter how poor they are, throw them all into the big basin!

"You guys are habitual offenders!" Yan Mu rubbed a dog's leg while rambling, "If you don't take a bath, you will be dirty and have fleas. Don't think that you will be safe after being vaccinated. When you were homeless, you were skinny and bony. , and skin disease, the hair is gone, have you forgotten what it looked like back then?"

The nagging dog drooped his head and made a pitiful sound in his throat. He is a purebred Labrador Retriever, very smart, and that's why he can always avoid Yan Mu's search. Yan Mu will only take a bath when he catches him.I don't know how this guy became a stray dog. When he was picked up by Yan Mu, he was very miserable. He was half dead. After finally saving him, he ended up playing tricks with Yan Mu all day long.

The other dogs also learned to be bad because of this Labrador. Every time it was time to take a bath, they hid. They were all dirty, with mud sticking to them, and they didn't know where to go to play.Yan Mu scrubs a dog and nags, and when he can wash a cat, he continues to nag. These cats are also habitual offenders. Because they are older, they have a high status in the cat group, and they are very willful. Just don't take a shower.

"Hey, do you like yogurt?" Yan Mu finally discovered that both his cats and dogs like yogurt very much. He picked up the wet cat and put it on a clean towel, and continued, "When it's time to take a bath, I just make yogurt, anyway, our family has a lot of milk powder."

In the aisle outside the bathroom, there were several dogs standing side by side, all of them drooping their heads in despondency.Yan Hui took a big towel to help them clean their fur, then turned on the hair dryer and started blowing.Several dogs leaned together, as if they were dying generously, and they looked particularly miserable.

"Okay, don't pretend to be miserable, isn't it just a bath?" Yan Mu took out the wet cats and took out another blower to blow their fur. "Okay, don't feel bad, there is yogurt for tomorrow."

Yan Mu has made yogurt for several days in a row. Although each dog or cat does not eat much, they have a little every day, which will not affect their stomachs and satisfy their cravings.The little alpaca also drank a little, jumping around excitedly.

As a result, when I went to work that day, for some reason, my boss asked Yan Mu to send some yogurt to the company's senior management, and bought it at a price [-]% higher than the market price.This is a big deal, and Yan Mu was so happy that he even purchased an oversized oven for it.

Today is a rare good weather, Yan Mu squatted outside and scalded the glass bottles with boiling water, which were used to hold yogurt.Yan Hui hurried out with his mobile phone, saying that it was Peng Zhixin who called.

"Peng Zhiyu is missing." Peng Zhixin's voice was a little anxious, "Can you please help me find it? He recently met a human being and walked very close to him. I didn't pay attention to it at first, but something happened in a blink of an eye. "

"Don't worry." Yan Mu thought of Peng Zhiyu whom he had met in the jewelry store, and thought that such an imposing man should be fine.

"I hope so." Peng Zhixin suddenly changed the subject and said with a smile, "I heard that your yogurt is good, can you give me some, I'll exchange it with you for milk powder."

Yan Mu: "..."