Cub Recruitment Office

Gossip Forum of the Special Alien Management Office on Earth:

Subject: I was also drunk, I wanted to go out for a little cub yesterday, but found out...

Main building: Earth platypus is so small, the biggest one is only five catties.Although my cub is small, it will grow bigger than a whale in the future. What happened to the earth platypus?

Floor 1: Du Niang showed that the platypus is the oldest living fossil, they are normal, please don’t worry about it, you are just a mutant.

2nd Floor: The bridge near the company has collapsed, and the construction team is taking an emergency rest, which made me take a long detour to work in the morning, and I was almost late.If I'm not mistaken, the huge footprint on the bridge should be left by the landlord.

3rd floor: There are more and more bean curd dregs projects now, support the landlord to complain!

4th Floor: Yes, like us who are huge, we usually dare not go out, for fear of stepping on any road.

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Building 3888: I kind of understand why Mr. President is in the form of a white cat cub every time he goes out.

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On the way to the shipyard, Yan Mu found that the little white cat ran into the car at some point, and there was an extra nut gift box in the car, which looked very valuable, with a card pinned to it, saying it was a gift in return.The little white cat's clean white fur was stained with some sauce, and it smelled like beef sauce made by Yan Mu.

"Are you going to eat the thank you gift I gave you?" Yan Mu scratched the little white cat's furry chin, then motioned for Yan Hui to put the gift box on the back seat.

The two and the cat followed Peng Zhixin, but they didn't go to the workshop or studio that Yan Mu imagined, but went straight to the river.This river runs across the city and has a long history. It was the mother river of this generation in ancient times, and now it has been developed into a tourist attraction. There are flat sandy beaches on both sides of the river bank, and many people play there.

Peng Zhixin didn't ask his assistant to help him. Although his eyes were still closed, he accurately walked to the railing, took a few deep breaths and said, "The smell of the river. Have you ever tried to cross this river?"

Shaking his head, Yan Mu wanted to say that he was not interested at all, he couldn't swim, and even if he could swim, he wouldn't cross the river.For the convenience of transportation, there are not only several bridges on this river, but also a tunnel under the river. Only those who are full will go swimming.

Thinking of this, Peng Zhixin had already taken off his jacket, then quickly took off his trousers and threw them to the assistant. He walked towards the beach and said with a smile, "I'll take a swim and have a look."

Yan Mu and Yan Hui: "..."

Stepping on the beach step by step, if you don't look into Peng Zhixin's eyes, you will never see that he is blind.The movement of entering the water is very standard, at least Yan Mu thinks so, his speed is also very fast, and the tensed muscles of his body show great strength, maybe he can really swim across this wide river.

I don't know when it will start, but the wind will blow.At first it was just a light breeze, but soon it grew stronger, whistling in the ears and blowing into the river.The ripples in the water became bigger and bigger, and finally turned into waves hitting the river bank one after another. The people playing by the river soon left, only Peng Zhixin insisted on swimming forward.

"He's amazing." Yan Hui couldn't swim either, but he also felt that Peng Zhixin might swim to the other side of the river.From such a short distance, it can already be seen that he is very talented, has a strong sense of direction, and is physically strong. With so many conditions combined, there is basically no suspense.

The wind was getting stronger and stronger, Yan Mu could barely open his eyes, and the waves in the river were getting bigger and bigger.I don't know if it was Yan Mu's illusion, but he saw that almost all the waves were rushing towards Peng Zhixin, and the river seemed to be using its own way to stop him from moving forward!

"Brother Yan, look!" Yan Hui tugged at Yan Mu's sleeve and pointed to the distance!

After going out to the section of the river where Peng Zhixin was, the rest of the place was calm, with neither wind nor waves.Looking at Peng Zhixin being beaten by waves, Yan Mu had the illusion that he had a snake in his arms, and the river god was preventing the snake from crossing the river.

In the end, unexpectedly and within reason, Peng Zhixin changed direction at two-fifths out and swam back.Strangely, the waves gradually disappeared and the wind disappeared. When Peng Zhixin came out of the river, the river was calm again.If the strange environment just now was really aimed at Peng Zhixin, Yan Mu felt that he understood why he was so committed to fighting against nature.

"This world is amazing." Peng Zhixin accurately took the bath towel handed over by his assistant and put it on his body, then walked back, saying, "Every time I try to cross this river, this phenomenon will happen."

"Crossing the bridge in a car?" Yan Mu couldn't help asking.

"It won't be like that."

When Yan Mu got into the car, Peng Zhixin suddenly opened his eyes and looked over. He is not blind, but his pupils are different from normal people, they are inorganic vertical pupils, like eyes of a ferocious beast without emotion. If others see him, It will definitely be a shock.

Not aware that he was being peeped at all, Yan Mu got into the car and looked at the little platypus cub first, and found that he was still very lively, but his small dark brown mouth was always facing the direction of the river, as if he sensed that there was more fit him to survive. "It's not safe outside. There are big fish in the river. Although you have small teeth now, you are still small enough to fit the big fish's teeth." Yan Mu reached into the water and touched the small teeth. The body of the platypus smiled.

Seemingly understanding Yan Mu's words, the little cub rubbed his head against Yan Mu's fingers, and lay still in the water.

Seeing this scene, the little white cat quickly turned away its little head, and after Yan Mu drove for a while, it jumped on the steering wheel, honked the horn with its furry paws, and licked Yan Mu's fingers with the tip of its pink tongue.Yan Mu had no choice but to comfort the little white cat until many people looked at it strangely, and he gave up after saying a lot of good things.

After such a toss, it was lunch time. Peng Zhixin tidied himself up in the car, looking like the general manager of the cleanliness elite, and invited Yan Mu to have a self-service barbecue.Although Peng Zhixin sometimes acts mysterious and crazy, he is still very normal when eating, and gets along very happily with Yan Mu.

The self-service barbecue provided hot pot as a gift, and Yan Mu also ate hot pot by the way, which made his stomach full.

In the end, when he was separated from Peng Zhixin, Yan Mu didn't see the workshop and research technology of the shipyard. After returning to the company, there was a lot of work that was squeezed out. Going to nurse the platypus cubs is a busy foot hitting the back of the head.

The doctor at the pet hospital said that the cub is still young and should be taken care of by its mother, but now that the situation is special, Yan Mu can only act as the cub’s mother, and has to get up at night to nurse. After seeing two cards with the paw prints of the little platypus cubs in the morning, the little platypus cubs disappeared.

And Yan Mu's part-time career finally came to an end temporarily. Peng Zhixin claimed to be inspired by him, and disappeared after receiving the company's funds.The contract was still the one signed at the beginning, Peng Zhixin was stuck in his head and insisted on refusing to revise it, and Yan Mu had no choice.The company didn't say anything, it just gave Yan Mu a large bonus, and there were also many part-time job subsidies during this period.

"A few more part-time jobs, so they don't have to worry about their food." Yan Mu looked happily and calculated, "Go back today to celebrate and cook a big meal!"

"My salary has also been paid. Even though it's an internship period, there are still a lot!" Yan Hui was happier than Yan Mu. He had never earned so much money. "I'll buy the ingredients for the evening."

"Okay." Yan Mu didn't refuse either, Yan Hui said that sincerely, if he refused, the two would be divided.

During this period of time, Yan Hui gained a lot of weight, especially his belly, which was still a little soft. He didn't want others to see it, so he specially bought a discounted large t-shirt to wear.When he was shopping in the supermarket, he didn't pay much attention. Like a housewife, he researched which dishes had the best cost-effectiveness. Suddenly, he was slapped in the face and didn't react. He still lowered his head and picked fresh potatoes with soil.

"Yan Hui? I said why did you gain so much weight? Are you pregnant?" A malicious voice suddenly sounded, and a tall and fat boy said with a smile. Without depressing, "I remember you used to be a boy, why did you take the time to go to Thailand and become a girl?"

Yan Mu was picking out kumquats and mangoes, but he didn't get close when he looked at them.During this period of time, Yan Hui's personality has changed from before. He is no longer timid and desperate to live anymore. His body has miraculously become healthy, and his personality has become as domineering as his own. With a little slyness.

Sure enough, Yan Hui narrowed his eyes and smiled at the fat boy, then bent his knees and touched the other's stomach, quickly slapped the other two times, and kicked the fat boy on the leg when he was in a daze.When others gathered around and the security guards were rushing this way, Yan Hui stepped on the fat boy's hand with a smile, groped in his pocket, took out a cloth bag, and said to the people around him, "This is me." My classmates in elementary school often blackmailed me for pocket money, but I didn't expect to change this problem now, but this is a supermarket, not a classroom where you can dominate!"

In the past, Yan Hui was really poor, so he went to a school with very low tuition fees. Relatively speaking, the conditions were not very good, and the hardware and software were not good. The fat boy relied on the loose management of the school to become the king in the class. Dominate, team up with other children to bully Yan Hui, at that time he didn't have the strength to resist, but now it's different.

Following Yan Mu learned many ways to protect himself, Yan Hui smiled at the former with confidence, and when the security guard ran over, he immediately complained with an aggrieved face, and then watched the fat boy being taken away by the security guard.

"Did he steal your wallet?" Yan Mu asked suspiciously on the way home.

"No." Yan Hui shook his head and said, "I don't know who helped me either."

This episode didn't stay in Yan Mu's mind for long. After a few days, he found that Yan Hui had gradually lost weight, but he wasn't weak. His body was much stronger and his stomach had shrunk back.After a period of time, Yan Hui did not experience any abnormalities again, and his illness was completely cured...