Cub Recruitment Office

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Topic: Yesterday my son asked me to eat enough to fight, because the request can only be a beast, I...

Main building: I also took the big tiger next door and went majesticly. In the end, there was no battle. I just watched a history of blood and tears of motherly love. Now I feel very sad and want to take my wife out for a trip to relax.

Floor 1: ~~~~(>_<)~~~~ Woohoo, me too, I almost lost my eyes from crying without talking to my mother when I came back.

Floor 2: Decided to buy a safe, my cub is still an egg, very worried...

3rd floor: The landlord said in a big tone, which wife you want to take, we can also add up.

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Building 3888880: Let's all go away, my father, Big Lion, was beaten by several aunts, so I can't reply for the time being.

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Ever since seeing the tragic situation of the old cow and the old donkey, everyone in the company’s top management is in danger, especially those with cubs, pregnant eggs or children at home, wishing to take a long vacation and hide at home. This is not safe, it is best to buy one The large safe is drilled in and hidden, so that it can be safer.

The consequence of this is that the number of people asking for leave in the company surged, the HR department was too busy to touch the ground, the high-level people in several departments were not there, the employees below did not have guidance on their work, and became lazy. .

And because the matter was relatively serious, the CEO had no choice but to approve those leave notes. After all, every life in the company was extremely important, and he had to be responsible for them.

"This business is very important. After discussion, the higher-ups decided to hand it over to you." The boss looked at Yan Mu gently, and said earnestly, "The last time the procurement work was entrusted to you, you can see the company's trust in you. This time Don't let me down either."

Standing dazed in the narrow office, Yan Mu felt as if he was dreaming.Since it is a very important matter, let the company's senior management do it. Why do you give it to yourself, a small employee?Now Yan Mu doesn't even know what the company does. He only knows that the benefits are very good. He can run errands by himself, serve tea, and pour water.Of course, he didn't expect that the company's senior executives had collectively asked for leave and hid at home, and his status was quite special, so the high-ranking CEO swiped his pen and handed over the business to him.

"Brother Yan, this is a good thing. It can train yourself." It is precisely because of this that Yan Hui officially became a full-time employee who enjoys the company's establishment treatment, and this time he is also working as Yan Mu's assistant. Freedom, and wage subsidies.

Thinking that he also has a salary subsidy, Yan Mu is also a little happy. He said goodbye to his boss solemnly, then picked up a large stack of documents and returned to his resting place, ready to look at the next work. "Well, the other party is a shipbuilding tycoon, of which 50.00% of the five funds are injected by our company." Yan Mu looked at the amount of injected funds and paused, then continued, "Our company represents the largest shareholder, and this time there will come A general manager negotiated with us, mainly for the follow-up capital injection..."

This kind of major event that a contract determines the future fate of two companies is usually decided by the board of directors meeting, or the president alone makes the decision, and there are very troublesome pre-plan planning, market simulation and speculation and other processes.It's okay to ask Yan Mu to go out to do some formalities, buy some things, and give the high-level documents loosely, but he finds it very difficult for the low-level employees to turn their hands into clouds and rain.

Yan Hui also looked at it, but he was naturally at a loss. He didn't finish high school, so he didn't know as much as Yan Mu, but he felt that the amount of money involved was too large. He had never seen so much money in his life. "I thought the black card given by the company last time was powerful enough, but I didn't expect there to be even more powerful ones, with a lot of zeros." Yan Hui swallowed and retreated a little, "Brother Yan, we don't know how to do this kind of work. ..."

"Soldiers come and cover up with water and earth." Yan Mu put away the documents and said, "Soldiers come and cover up with water and soil, we have cooperated with each other for a long time, at worst, we will sign according to the previous contract this time, there is nothing wrong with being safe. "Yan Mu is very self-aware. He quickly found copies of the contracts he had signed before, read them one by one, and kept them in his mind, so that he can compare them when he reads the new contracts.

The afternoon ended with limited reading of documents, and when it was time to get off work, Yan Mu ran out in a hurry, and today is another big promotion day in the supermarket.Half price of plain yogurt, half price of honey, half price of the second stick of ham, and many vegetables and special daily necessities with more than [-]% discount. Yan Mu has already drawn up a list based on what is missing at home. The food area on the first floor buys according to the list, and then the two meet at the cash register on the first floor.

Yan Mu almost collapsed from exhaustion when the payment for killing the Quartet came out.It was already past eight o'clock in the evening, although the lights outside were bright, but there were more people, Yan Mu asked Yan Hui to follow him not to get separated, and quickly came to the side of the road, hesitating whether to take the small road back or go around the big road.

The small road is sparsely populated, and there are many foreigners living there, so it is very unsafe.Yan Mu once encountered bag snatchers and robbers. At night, no one could see anyone. Suddenly, two men appeared to chase him. He also heard that the bags carried by girls were more valuable. As long as you take this path, Eighty percent will be robbed.

Too tired and reluctant to take a taxi, Yan Mu was hesitating when he saw a big dog and two shorter dogs coming out of a corner and running in front of him quickly. "It's a big wolf." Yan Mu recognized this tall dog at a glance. It really has the blood of a wolf. It is very smart. It seems that it knows that Yan Mu is in trouble, and then it runs quickly.

"Cutting the path!" Yan Mu said happily.There are three dogs around, so don't be afraid even if there are bad guys.

The big wolf rubbed against Yan Mu's leg very excitedly, and then ran ahead excitedly. When he turned his head, his eyes would reflect the light, which was as blue as a searchlight, and the other two dogs would also emit searchlights. It looked very scary in the dark alley.Yan Mu proudly said: "If someone really comes, let's scare him."

Whenever anyone with a brain sees the three dogs in front of Yan Mu, he has to weigh his own combat effectiveness.However, some people will throw meat containing sleeping pills to subdue the dog, but this method is absolutely unworkable for Yan Mu’s dog, because the big wolf is very smart, and can tell right from wrong, very obedient to Yan Shepherd's words.

"Why don't we withdraw?" Someone was actually waiting to be robbed in the dark!

This side is not far from the community, but it is all small roads, you have to go through a narrow alley with twists and turns. This side has not been developed yet, and there are low houses and houses built by yourself everywhere. The people living in it are also very mixed. Not going this way.Yan Mu dared to go this way only because of the presence of the big wolf, otherwise he would rather take a long detour or pay for a taxi.

"Brother Yan, I haven't talked about a business with so much money yet. Will I have to write down everything you say in my notebook?" Yan Hui also carried a big bag. Although he has become rounder recently, But the body is surprisingly good, and the heart never hurts again, "Hey, if we can talk about a [-]% profit, it will be several million."

"Give it a try." Yan Mu smiled and couldn't help saying, "We can't let the company suffer."

The people hiding in the dark suddenly gasped, and then looked at each other, the greed in their hearts quickly overcame the fear of the big wolf, and rushed out quickly.The environment here is complicated. As long as they can hide in the inner room, even if the police come, they may not be able to find them. Then we can talk about the conditions. Isn't the money just around the corner?They usually snatch the bags of single girls occasionally, but now they hear what Yan Mu and Yan Hui said, and their hearts suddenly swell.

Then they were thrown down by Big Wolf and the other two dogs. Yan Mu calmly took out his mobile phone to make a call, and asked Yan Yi to work overtime temporarily to take them away.In Yan Yi's free time, Yan Mu asked Big Wolf to threaten the other party to find out where they lived. He happened to see many wallets, previous bags, and some documents inside. He immediately understood that these two people should be repeat offenders. , but the place where I live is very hidden, and the people here are xenophobic, so it is not easy for the police to come in and search directly.

"You guys are lucky." Yan Mu said with a smile, if it was before, he would definitely have to beat him up, but this time he won't beat him up, let Yan Yi do it, after all, the other party is a professional.Seeing that there was still Meng San in the certificate, Yan Mu hurriedly found it and put it away, and said goodbye to Yan Yi.

After returning home, Yan Mu couldn't help but said: "Maybe I have a disaster physique? Either I was robbed or a thief." After thinking about it, Yan Mu couldn't help but refute to himself, "But this is also good, at least every time If you catch them, you can get some benefits, and if you are short of tails, they will have food expenses."

"Well, if there is gain, there must be loss, and if there is loss, there must be gain." Yan Hui was busy putting away the things he bought.The refrigerator is full, and the daily necessities are also properly placed in the cabinet. Finally, I tidy up the living room, making the living room return to its original state like a trick.

Instructing Yan Hui to cook at home, Yan Mu took out Meng San's ID and left.On the road, I met a little white cat that jumped out of nowhere. Yan Mu smiled and carried him to the villa area. When passing Jingjing’s house next door, he couldn’t help but leaned over to have a look, but he didn’t see the smart cat. golden retriever.

Jingjing was at home, digging a hole next to a small tree, her tail wagging excitedly, the dog's head was almost buried in the hole, and she didn't know what she was doing.Meng San was also at home, and was excitedly advising Jingjing, "Yes, hide it deeper, and the golden retriever will definitely not be found. Hey, I suggest you hide the gum, it's not a bone biscuit, this bag is still open , the hiding time is definitely not long..."

However, Jingjing made up her mind to bury the half-eaten bag of bone biscuits, and was arguing with Monsanto.

"Actually, I don't think there is any need to worry about it being broken." Yan Mu couldn't help but said, "The golden retriever next door is very smart, so he must have found it right away."

"It's true." Meng Shan stopped arguing with Jingjing, and after seeing the certificate Yan Mu handed over, he said in surprise, "I didn't expect to find it..."