Cub Recruitment Office

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Subject: I want to complain about the whole company, I have been hurt...

Main Building: Harm. The snacks given by the head of the tat amateur department were super delicious and delicious, but I only got a piece the size of my little finger, and the rest were taken away by the president.

Floor 1: I feel sorry for the landlord, I still got a palm-sized pork jerky, it was so delicious that I cried! [Image] [image]

Floor 2: I feel sorry for Brother, your claws are so small.

Floor 3: I feel sorry for Big Brother, my fingers are bigger than your claws.

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Building 383800: I have pork jerky made by Minister Yan here. If you are interested, please contact me. I am Beibotu.

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Du Lihua is worthy of being a businessman. He can always find ways to buy goods that others can't find. He also knows the formula of rice pudding. After adding one or two common herbs, it even has the effect of nourishing the stomach and nourishing the blood. Yan Mu decided to ask him to purchase it at that time thing.

In order to thank Du Lihua, Yan Mu also gave him the beef jerky he made, and then said goodbye with a smile.Leaving the exhibition center and waiting for the bus by the stop sign, because the bus was too slow, Yan Mu sat on the curb and ate pork jerky.Yan Hui sat next to him and gnawed on a hawthorn, and then felt that something had patted his ass near the green belt. When he turned around, he saw a gray rabbit.

"This gray rabbit is really elusive, this is the city." Yan Hui grabbed the gray rabbit and patted his head.

Lying comfortably in Yan Hui's arms, the gray rabbit shook its long ears, then moved its body slightly, and took a bite of the pork jerky in Yan Hui's hand.

Rabbits are omnivores and mainly eat grasses, but this gray rabbit is obviously different from other rabbits. He cleverly ate the pork jerky and then went to the second piece.Yan Hui looked at Yan Mu nervously, and whispered, "I thought rabbits like to eat carrots."

"Some rabbits prefer to eat fresh vegetable leaves, and they don't even eat vegetable stalks, let alone carrots." Yan Mu fished the gray rabbit over, touched his head, and whispered, "Eat a little, but If your master comes, maybe I can give him all these pork jerky."

Not long after that, Yan Mu saw a short boy with sunglasses, fair skin, soft hair, and a khaki casual outfit running out, with a nice voice, "Mr. Beibo Rabbit, you're running around again .”

So Yan Mu had no choice but to fulfill what he just said, and took out all the dried pork in the bag and gave it to the boy.But the young man seemed very shy, he hugged the gray rabbit and didn't say a word, he turned around and ran away after thanking him in a low voice.Yan Mu noticed that his ears were thin and pink, like rabbits.

It was time for dinner soon, but the two of them drank a full stomach of porridge at Du Lihua's, and they were not very hungry yet.Yan Mu ran to a fast food restaurant to buy two of the cheapest boxed lunches, and the two sat down on a quiet roadside, discussing the afternoon's actions while eating.

"Go and see the pork and beef. I think it's good to make some jerky as snacks. It's safe and hygienic." Yan Mu couldn't help but use his working hours to do things for himself. He plausibly said, "Maybe the company likes the snacks I made. .”

"I'm sure I'll like it." Yan Hui patted the rice with puffed cheeks, and said vaguely, "This is the best snack I've ever eaten."

The two of them imagined the scene where the company's top executives especially like jerky, and then figured out how much money they could make if this job really fell on them, and their blood boiled when they thought about it.After eating the boxed lunch, Yan Mu took out the lemonade he brought from home and drank some, then went straight to the biggest slaughterhouse in the city.

There was a strong smell of blood in the slaughterhouse, Yan Mu walked in cautiously and looked at the stalls one by one.Most of the pork is fresh, so is the beef. There are only a few stalls where the meat is not fresh, and the color of the meat seems to have changed. Yan Mu scanned it calmly, and was going to ask a friendly stall owner. price.

There were many people gathered in front, and the people in the middle seemed to be arguing, speaking very fast, mostly in dialects, Yan Mu couldn't make out for a while.But it's better not to go up and watch this kind of thing. In case of a conflict, and Yan Mu can't stop others, it's better to avoid it in advance.Pulling Yan Hui around a corner and walking back, Yan Mu said in a low voice, "It's best not to join in the fun at this kind of place, because everyone has knives for cutting meat and boning knives on the stalls..."

"Yes." Yan Hui nodded in agreement, he was even more timid, he didn't even dare to look at it.

"Why don't you look at my butcher's stall?" There was another butcher's stall near the crowd, and the owner of the stall turned his head back when he saw that Yan Mu hadn't come over, yelling loudly.This is completely unreasonable. The booth is there, and there is no requirement for everyone to see it.

Based on the principle that more things are worse than less things, Yan Mu pulled Yan Hui to speed up his pace, he just wanted to get out of here as soon as possible, and didn't plan to buy pork for the time being.As a result, the stall owner saw that Yan Mu was walking faster, and exploded without knowing why, and left the stall angrily, trying to catch up with Yan Mu quickly.

Hearing the swearing voice behind him, Yan Mu looked back and was almost out of his wits. The stall owner was holding a sharp meat knife in his hand. His fat body was not bulky at all, but very agile. Looking at Yan Mu is like looking at slaughtered livestock.Yan Hui was also terrified, he trembled and said, "Brother Yan, you run first, I, I will ask him why he is chasing us."

"Don't ask, he's not a good guy." Yan Mu still recognized him. It was the man who was touched when he went to the police station last time. It is said that the other party has a lot of criminal records. He didn't expect to come here to sell meat. up.

Originally thought that if he couldn't run away, he could only turn around and negotiate, but when Yan Mu turned back again, the crowd in the distance suddenly dispersed, and a huge cow rushed out covered in blood.The bull was moving so fast that it didn't take long for him to catch up with the fat man, knock him away, and keep running.

The huge eyes were red and red, and there was a big gash in the neck, with a sharp knife stuck in it. Yan Mu saw that the cow was getting weaker and weaker as it ran, before it caught up with him, it was normal fell to the ground.The people who were originally surrounded also ran over one after another, but they didn't dare to get close. Generally, cows like this kind of dying cows have unexpected strength, and they might go crazy again.

Yan Mu knows a little about the slaughtering process in the slaughterhouse. Most of the animals will be knocked unconscious, and then stabbed with a knife to drain the blood.The cow woke up for some unknown reason, and the blood in his body hadn't drained, and a small puddle gathered on the ground soon.Yan Mu originally wanted to back up, but when he saw tears streaming from the huge bull's eyes, his body froze for a moment, and then he took a step forward.

"Moo..." a weak voice came out of the cow's mouth.

"Don't come close, maybe he will go crazy again." The man standing in the distance, covered in blood and holding a sharp knife in his hand, persuaded him kindly, and pointed at the man behind him as if he was afraid that Yan Mu would not believe it, "Look Before he arrived, he was knocked away by this beast, and his bones fell apart."

The huge belly of the cow suddenly rose and fell weakly, and Yan Mu suddenly understood why the cow woke up in this situation, because he was pregnant with a calf, and the calf was about to be born.Even if the cow is destined to be slaughtered, it cannot be killed under such circumstances. If the calf cannot be born, the calf will definitely not survive.

"Brother Yan, let's help him." Yan Hui also saw the cow's belly, his eyes were a little red, every life is so difficult to live, why bother with that calf.

As if he understood Yan Hui's words, the old cow struggled and twisted his body. This movement made the blood flow in his body faster, but the movement of his stomach was also bigger, and he could even see the calf's head.Under the watchful eyes of everyone, under the silent encouragement of Yan Mu and Yan Hui, the old cow brought the calf over. I don’t know if it’s because of the lack of months. The newborn calf is very small, with a missing tail. Almost as big.

The old cow's eyes were no longer radiant, but he still didn't lose his breath. He kept staring at Yan Mu.

"Can this calf be given to me?" Yan Mu thought for a while before asking.

"Fuck off, why should I give it to you? A calf that hasn't seen the sky is the most nutritious. Now that the calf has seen the sky, you still have to accompany the money!" The man whose bones fell apart when he was hit by the cow said arrogantly and kindly.

"This is my cow, when is it your turn to decide?" He raised his fist and punched the opponent, the man looked a little complicated, looked at the old cow for a long time, waved his hands and said, "Forget it, I won't do that either." It's an unreasonable thing, you give this calf 100 yuan to take away."

"Thank you." Yan Mu quickly took the money.

The calf crawled in front of the old cow, and the old cow stretched out his tongue and licked it with difficulty, then watched Yan Mu hand over the money to the man, and died.Yan Mu took off his coat, wrapped up the calf, hugged it in his arms, and hurriedly left here, planning to never come to this place again, it was too dangerous.

Leaving the slaughterhouse, Yan Mu was still thinking about how to go back, when he saw a white sports car parked on the side of the road, with a snow-white kitten lying on the roof.If it weren't for Yan Mu's good eyesight, he might not be able to see the little white cat.

"Meow." The little white cat jumped down quickly, and ran in front of Yan Mu with the car key in its mouth.

"Your master wants to lend me a car again?" Yan Mu hugged the calf, motioned Yan Hui to pick up the key, and said with a smile, "If I hadn't met your master, I thought he liked me." But Yan Mu Although he said so, he was still embarrassed to borrow someone's car dryly, but the little white cat was very smart, and brought a card with the words on it flying around, and he could barely make out the content.

The general meaning is that the owner of the car happened to see Yan Mu entering the slaughterhouse, but he couldn't drive because of something, so he asked Yan Mu to drive the car to the garden community.

"The owner of the car must have a crush on Brother Yan. Looking at the signature, he even drew a heart." Yan Hui didn't know the characters for flamboyant, but he saw the heart.

I don't know why, Yan Mu's face was a little red, so Yan Hui hugged the calf, and he hugged the little white cat, started the car, and went home happily.It's good to help others take care of the cubs. Even if we don't meet formally, we have formed a great friendship.