Cub Recruitment Office

Staff Exchange Forum of the Earth Ad hoc Alien Management Office:

Subject: [Summoning] I am going to meet the head of the amateur department for a while...

Main Building: Remind him what kind of food to buy!Cornflakes are a must!

Floor 1: That's a good idea. I'll send the only dogtail grass I have left after get off work.

2nd floor: qaq I'll give you the empty bottle that has been filled with honey.

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Floor 238: I want to send venison, but I can't catch a deer.

Floor 239: The sika deer in the city's zoo was frightened yesterday and hid in the den for a whole day without going out. It turned out that it was because upstairs...

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It was hard for Yan Mu not to think about what happened just now with the words of the man who drove the big car. He pulled Yan Hui off the bus almost without any hesitation, and then pretended to continue waiting for another bus run to the side of the road.

"I'm leaving now, you guys just leave the matter to me, and I'll give you a sum of money when you come out." The fat man spoke in a low voice, but he wanted to pretend to be bold, giving people a sense of nondescript.

Seeing that the other party was about to run away, this place was relatively empty, and the nearest neighborhood was 10 to [-] minutes' walk, and there were very few buses, so the man was so careless, he didn't pay attention to the surrounding situation, and yelled at the phone.

Yan Mu and Yan Hui hid behind the stop sign, watched him start the car and was about to leave, and couldn't help feeling anxious.

The anxious Yan Mu didn't notice that the bag in his hand moved. The little white cat that had been lying in it opened the zipper with its paws, then jumped out and ran towards the car quickly.He jumped into the open window of the car like a white light, and then heard the man in the car screaming sharply, and then the window slammed shut.

"I'll go and have a look, you stay here." Yan Mu didn't expect the little white cat to act privately, so he hurried out.It's just that the car windows are single-sided glass, so you can't see the inside clearly from the outside. Yan Mu can only walk around the outside in a hurry, and there are men's shouts like killing a pig from time to time.

After a while, the car door opened with a click, and the man's obese body was thrown out. Because it was too heavy, the body hit the ground with a "bang" sound, splashing a lot of dust.The little white cat jumped onto the man like a victorious warrior, then quickly glanced at Yan Mu, the round cat narrowed its eyes, quickly jumped into Yan Mu's arms, and rubbed against him with its fluffy little head clothes.

Seeing the adorable appearance of the little white cat, Yan Mu scratched his chin amusedly, and said helplessly: "Okay, this is not allowed in the future, what if there is danger? If he drives away, I will go Where can I find you, how can I be worthy of your master."

"Meow... Meow~~~" The little white cat seemed a little uncomfortable, its body stiffened almost invisible, and then obediently lay in Yan Mu's arms, continuing to act coquettishly.

The man lying on the ground obviously didn't look traumatized, but he acted as if he had been beaten up. Yan Mu watched him motionless and panting, and vigilantly took out his mobile phone to call Tan Zhicheng, asking He told Yan Yi to come and arrest him.

"Aren't you sick?" Seeing that there was no threat here, under Yan Mu's call, Yan Hui jogged over and asked the man lying on the ground.

After taking a few long breaths, the man looked like he had seen a ghost, "You are so sick, just now, someone beat me up, is it you two?"

"Are you mentally retarded? When you fell out of the car, I stood beside you. Why did you beat you in the car?" This person is the boss behind the scenes. He asked his subordinates to arrest Du Lihua and force him to do business. If it wasn't for Du Lihua The documents in the police are in the hands of the police, and the contract may have been signed by now.Yan Mu didn't like this person very much, he hugged the little white cat and went over to mend his feet, then squatted on the side of the road and waited.

The fat man who was so arrogant just now couldn't even sit up, so he just lay on the ground and didn't move.When he saw Yan Yi, who was wearing plain clothes and riding a motorcycle, he said carelessly: "Little brother, please give me a certificate, and when the police come, they will say that the two of them beat me up. "

"And then?" Yan Yi parked the motorcycle, took out a cigarette from his pocket and lit it, squatted in front of the man, and exhaled a cloud of smoke.

A trace of anger flashed in his eyes, and the man suppressed it forcefully and said, "I'll give you the money, and you ask the price."

Putting the cigarette in his mouth, Yan Yi took out a pair of handcuffs and handcuffed the man, saying viciously: "Your subordinates are indeed very loyal, and they all take the blame on themselves. You tipped the news, and I have no confidence to catch you." Speaking of this, Yan Yi laughed happily, "It's a pity that you were unlucky and was caught by our boss Yan. There is a way to heaven. If you don't go, there is no way to hell. You're here to..."

"You are a note?" The fat man didn't realize until Yan Yi pulled him up. He widened his eyes, looked at Yan Yi, then at Yan Mu, and stopped talking.It must have been his bad luck, if Yan Mu hadn't found out, and hadn't been inexplicably beaten up and lost his combat effectiveness, he would have driven away long ago.As long as you have money, it's not easy to buy a road to a foreign country. It's a good man to come back after a while when the wind dies down.

Now the hero was laid across the motorcycle like a sack, Yan Yi stepped up, lit the fire, nodded to Yan Mu and said: "You have done a great job, and I will apply for a reward for you later, which is about 3000 yuan."

"Then thank you!" Yan Mu was immediately happy when he heard that he was rich.

This matter has a great impact. After all, Du Lihua is worth a lot, and he is going to build a factory in the development zone. He will be a big taxpayer in the future. The development zone will definitely entertain him well and try to keep him. The news about the waste collection station must be blocked. , low-key handling.Tan Zhicheng called Yan Mu to gossip about these things when he was idle and bored. He also said that the government would pay to raze the waste collection station to the ground and give it to Du Lihua to build a factory for nothing. He gave him a lot of discounts.

But these things have little to do with Yan Mu now, he took Yan Hui to several large supermarkets by bus, looked at some food prices, and after several comparisons, he felt that none of them were very affordable. "Let's go to the market to have a look. Although the company has a lot of people, if I have enough people, I can also make a lot of snacks." Yan Mu muttered, "The high-level requirements are high. It's not like grassroots personnel. As long as you buy Cheap food such as mung beans and rice will do.”

With so much money in the card, in addition to the food subsidies needed by the grassroots, it is mainly because the high-level managers are more troublesome, and they must be satisfied with good quality and low price, and the key is to be healthy.With so many requirements added up, Yan Mu felt that the beef jerky, small fish jerky and dog food he made would conform to the standard.

"Brother Yan, Big Yellow is bringing a gray rabbit." Yan Hui pointed to an inconspicuous corner, his eyes were good, and he could see the dog and the gray rabbit hiding there at a glance.The dog named Rhubarb is a mixed-breed dog with golden retriever blood. He is very smart and often walks around the community behind Queweier's buttocks. Yan Mu jokingly calls it Mr. Military Advisor.The gray rabbit likes to eat carrots, which are exactly the same as the little white rabbit except for the color.

Thinking that the gray rabbit was looking for food again, Yan Mu deliberately walked over to want Rhubarb to take him away, but the gray rabbit hopped over with a piece of dried dogtail grass in its mouth and put the grass on Yan Mu's shoe , then bounced back to Da Huang, shook his long ears, and looked at Yan Mu expectantly.

"Uh...give me something to eat..." Yan Mu picked up the dog's tail grass and entered the farmers' market with a little embarrassment.

However, today is destined to make Yan Mu continue to be embarrassed. When he passed by an open-air corridor, a colorful parrot flew down from the sky, holding a sunflower seed in its mouth; as he walked, he was almost caught by an empty bottle of honey It hit; even the little golden jackal came out suddenly and gave Yan Mu an individually packaged beef jerky.

In the past, these little cubs would go to Yan Mu's house to eat, and they would not be finished until their bellies rounded, but today it was the other way around, and they suddenly came out to give Yan Mu some incredible things, and then there were more of them quickly, It's really hard to know what to say.

"They must like Brother Yan." Yan Hui said enviously, then pointed in one direction and said, "Brother Yan, there are often promotions and specials over there, although some things are really bad, but you can also find cheap ingredients !" As a person who has been used to being poor since childhood, Yan Hui not only has a special liking for big promotions in supermarkets, but also knows the promotions in farmers' markets very well, because the market here is very large and the flow of goods is also very large. Few people care about some defective products. Over time, everyone will gather in one place for promotions, or price reductions, or buy one get one free, which will also attract some people who are short on cash to patronize.

Yan Mu didn't know there was such a place. He usually buys vegetables from acquaintances, and he can deliver them to his door for free.

"There are not many vegetables today, but there are a lot of aquatic products. However, no matter how cheap aquatic products are, the price cannot be reduced by a lot." Yan Hui looked at both sides with great interest, and explained to Yan Mu, "There are some scraps here. They want to Sell ​​as soon as possible, and then sell new ones, so the prices are cheap."

"You can buy some vegetables." Yan Mu looked at it and said, "Let's buy some good aquatic products." Onions, green peppers, cucumbers, etc., are a little wilted. Apart from the poor appearance, the taste is actually not good In the end, Yan Mu picked up some, bought a few catties of beef and pork, and finally bought a lot of fish.

The freezer in his own storage room dedicated to ice fish is almost vacant, and Yan Mu must replenish it in time, otherwise the little white cat will be the first to be arrogant and refuse to come to his house again.

Yan Hui has 50 yuan pocket money from Yan Mu. He has never bought anything other than hawthorn once. When he passed by a snack bar, he saw the spicy sticks in it. Buy one get one free. It cost ten yuan, a big bag in total! "The spicy strips are so good. They can be used as snacks or as pickles. I used to eat a pack of spicy strips for several days, and steamed buns are the most delicious." Yan Hui said happily, "Brother Yan, wait for me to post I’ll keep it for you when I’ve got my salary, I only need 50 yuan, and ten of them can be used to buy spicy sticks…”

"Although the spicy strips are delicious, you can't eat too much." Yan Mu said almost subconsciously, he suddenly remembered, and hesitated, "The little lion is more naughty than the little tiger cub. Last time I saw him, he seemed to like it very much. Spicy..."