Cub Recruitment Office

Anonymous Forum of the Earth Ad Hoc Alien Management Office:

Topic: In the past, because of zz, we couldn’t talk about the relevant departments, but now it’s okay, they don’t give us a way to survive, and they ask for money clearly, I think...

Main Building: There is nothing to be taboo about, just say what you want.

I really want to see what kind of expression they will have when they know the fate of Wu Yuxiao's parents who both died in a car accident, but maybe they know it, but they just don't take it to heart...

Hey _(:3」∠)_, I feel that life is getting more and more difficult. We are living in the cracks, and we live every day carefully. I didn’t expect something to happen. Faced with such a thing, I just want to say beautiful!

I don't want to abide by the so-called overlord's rules for a long time, and I want to go out to eat, drink, have fun, and visit the amusement park like the gangsters!

[Take a selfie and let everyone see if I’m handsome]

Floor 1: I saw the front, and I think the author is right, we don’t need to be silent, but seeing the selfie of the author, are you sure that although this mutated giant platypus is very cute, it will definitely appear on the earth. It caused a sensation, and maybe you will be caught and sliced ​​to taste the saltiness. Do you still want to live a stable life?

Floor 2: The freedom you mentioned is not turning into a human form, but using the prototype to go shopping in supermarkets, play in amusement parks, or even take a plane like this?I want to say that you should go back to sleep, the landlord, that is impossible, because you are a giant!

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Floor 2321: My son is still a small one, he can hold it with one hand, and he can swim in the basin. To him, it is like a super-sized swimming pool, but to me... Washing hands is not big enough! qaq Why do I have to grow up so big, the daily walking route is restricted, if I accidentally encounter a tofu project, I will step on a hole in the ground, and the quality of the sewer manhole cover is not good, I will also be stepped on bad.

Floor 2322: ...There is nothing to say, I can only say that your species is too strange.

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Most of the cubs are still normal. Even the baby elephants are just a little smaller than normal baby elephant cubs. If they go out like this, everyone will definitely not stop them, but it is still not suitable for now.

The current relationship between the company and the relevant departments is quite awkward, and it is in the stage of wrangling. I don’t know who will prevail. Before the new relationship is completely confirmed, the cubs still have to stand still.However, on the Internet, cubs no longer have to be subject to so many restrictions. Human beings can log in to the Internet, as well as stores opened by humans on the Internet. searched.

The meeting is still going on, but this kind of meeting happens every day, and the cubs are almost getting used to it. During the meeting, they even found time to happily browse the company website forum.

"I'll be with you this time." The little white cat stood on the conference table, raised its paw and scratched its ears and chin.

"Well, thank you, Mr. President." The Ministry of Foreign Affairs has been under a lot of pressure recently. Many employees can't sleep when they go home at night. Mr. Nan Botu is even more stressed, because his attitude alone represents the attitude of the company. If his attitude If it has changed, the people in the relevant departments will definitely intensify their efforts.

The meeting was over for breakfast, and as soon as the cubs returned to their offices, people from the relevant departments came.As Mr. Nan Botu guessed yesterday, they changed people. This time, it should be a small leader. Wearing a suit and wearing a beer belly, he looked quite dignified. He sat on the sofa and started chattering.

Xu Fangyan changed into a black suit and a brown tie, and took a seat opposite the little leader. The contrast between the long legs and the other party's carrot legs was so obvious.Not only are the people from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs not pleasing to the eye, but even the people brought by the little leader himself feel that they can't look directly at it.

"Your...other companies are called the Propaganda Department, but you are called the Ministry of Foreign Affairs. What should I say..." The little leader patted his knees and sighed, "And what about the company's documents? You haven't tidied up all day. You are still such a big company. If you keep procrastinating, how can you run the company? What about the employees at the bottom? Do they all follow you to drink the northwest wind? I am not here for anything else , just to take a look at your work, take out all the relevant documents, and I will help you look."

Look, the leader will know if there is one as soon as he makes a move. First, he will give you a big hat and scold you for your faults, and then show up with a guiding work and God-like posture, showing that he is here to help, and you are begging me for help!

This is not putting gold on my face, because no matter where I go, I always have this attitude. Of course, if a bigger leader comes to check my work, then of course I will change my body and become the one who is selfless and dedicated, dedicated to death. up.

"Please show the relevant documents." Xu Fangyan raised his legs, crossed his hands on his knees, and smiled calmly, "If I remember correctly, the level of our special alien management office on Earth is a first-class secret. As for The zz level should be similar to that of the capital, so the name of our Ministry of Foreign Affairs is justified. Of course, we also have a Propaganda Department, which is dedicated to publicity. You are now confusing the Ministry of Foreign Affairs with the Propaganda Department. I can explain it to you..."

Bringing two cups of tea, Mr. Nan Botu also showed a smile, and said to the little leader: "You are right, we understand everything, and we also humbly ask for advice, but we have to go slowly for the necessary procedures. Do things according to the rules? You can't just draw a conclusion with one sentence, and don't go through any of the prescribed procedures. If others find out, they will think that you have covered the sky with one hand..."

"You..." After talking about his own face, the little leader's face changed, but he still said with a smile, "Oh, it's nothing... I can't help it, let's leave the program now, and I will report back one time……"

"Okay." Seeing that the other party did not enter, and that he had clearly prepared the punishment regulations against the company, Xu Fangyan didn't say anything, nodded at Mr. Nanbotu, and sent the documents. Of course, the more important thing is Impossible to take out.Just now, he was just trying to test the other party's attitude. If the other party gave a hint, the company would be able to get it, no matter if it was money or something. But now that the other party doesn't pay for it, there is no need for the company to waste any more time. .

Sure enough, when the document was brought out, the other party didn't look at it, so he asked his subordinate to take out a document and put it on the coffee table, and said with a smile: "This is a new document from our side, take a look, it's written very clearly. We can’t do anything about some regulations, but regulations are dead, but people are alive..."

After saying this, the little leader acted aggressively, leading his subordinates to leave. He made it very clear that the company begged him, so what about aliens? Aliens have to live in human society, since If so, then you have to follow the rules they set!

"The company won't go bankrupt, but I'm afraid it will take a lot of money. All the subsidiaries have been auctioned off, so just show them the transfer contract..." Xu Fangyan smiled, "They want money, that's good. We There is no money at all, if the little leader comes back tomorrow, we can invite him out to eat, have a massage, or else, we will not be able to recruit..."

In the end, there is still absolutely no room for change. Give money, lose the company that everyone runs together, and give up the credit to let some people promote their political achievements.The calculations of the relevant departments are very good, but Xu Fangyan does not intend to compromise, and finally reached the final step, the cubs do not need to be depressed.

"Everyone can finally let themselves go." Xu Fangyan said in a low voice, "Today the whole company is on holiday, and the cubs will come with me for a private dinner! The more they want to scare us, the less we can be afraid, because we are There is nothing to be afraid of, the earth is so big, is there no place for us to hide?"

This is a bit harsh, and there is no way around it. Xu Fangyan directly issued an order that the company will not keep any on-duty personnel, and everyone will have a day off, and a lot of bonuses will be given out. Anyway, it is the company's money. He has Right to dominate.

Upon receiving the news of the sudden dinner party, Yan Mu was stunned for a moment, and discussed with Yan Hui together: "Yan Xiaohui, why do you think the company has a sudden dinner party? I heard that there is still a bonus to be given out, and there is no reason to pay the bonus now. ?”

"Who cares why, let's go to the dinner party first, and we will probably know the reason later." Yan Hui looked at it very openly, and he quickly packed the cross-stitch, packed his bag, and was ready to go.

Yan Mu's car is small with only four seats, but he still takes the initiative to invite his colleagues to get in the car and go to a place for dinner together.Other colleagues also used various methods to come to the hotel. The company said that they could bring their families, but it was not convenient at this time, so none of the colleagues brought their families.

When meeting Xu Fangyan in the lobby, Yan Mu was pleasantly surprised, and asked, "Are you also an employee of my company?"

"I told you earlier, I am, I am still an alien." Xu Fangyan said honestly.

"Oh, I believe it this time." Yan Mu nodded.

This restaurant has a special dish, Yan Mu can't name it, but it tastes great. It's a kind of dried vegetables and braised pork stewed together. The dried vegetables absorb the oil of the braised pork. It's so greasy that people can't help but whet their appetite.

The company has a public dinner and a large bonus. When the little leader found out, he almost choked up a mouthful of old blood in his throat. He said angrily: "I've seen people who play cards that don't follow common sense, but I haven't seen such unreasonable ones. It's a shame." It's so stupid, I want to see how you guys end up..."

"Leader, that company is really deceiving people too much. They didn't take us seriously at all, and said that they are higher than us. Isn't it just a group of animals that can turn into humans? Can animals be higher than us humans? I No matter how you look at it, I feel that those animals are not easy to manage, and their companies are all loopholes, I think it's still..."

"Seizure is, what's so difficult about it."