Cub Recruitment Office

Gossip Forum of the Special Alien Management Office on Earth:

Topic: The fighting power of one duck can make people crazy, and the fighting power of two ducks can make people crazy, so what will happen to a group of gray finches talking together?

Main building: The thing is like this, the Gray Bird family called Minister Yan, they were very excited, and they talked together when the phone was connected.

The combat power of a single bullfinch is comparable to that of five hundred ducks, and a group of bullfinches talking together is comparable to the combat effectiveness of an atomic bomb.

Anyway, I saw that Minister Yan listened to the phone for a while, except for a few words with the elders who were mainly talking over there, he couldn't understand the words of thanks they said together on twitter.After hanging up the phone, Minister Yan stayed there for a while, rubbing his ears before returning to normal.

...I want to say, fortunately, the Grayfinch family is not in our company.

Floor 1: Hearing what the host said, I imagined the fighting power of [-] ducks, but I couldn't imagine it, because it was beyond my tolerance.I feel sorry for Minister Yan, haha, I hope he can adapt as soon as possible.

Floor 2: When I went there last time, the gray finches were not in good health. They looked like frost-beaten eggplants, and the gray hairballs laying on the small bed looked pretty, which is unimaginable. When they regained their health, they started chattering.The relationship between the black bear and the gray birds is good. It's hard to imagine how that big guy endured such a verbal attack. Fortunately, we don't need to listen, haha.

Floor 3: Don't gloat, everyone. I heard that the Gray Bird family wants to thank Minister Yan. I don't know what to send or if the Gray Bird will come over.

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Floor 24432: Xiao Hui is not noisy at all?Every time he comes to Minister Yan's house, he is very honest, and he eats melon seeds very fast, which is simply amazing.

Floor 24433: Upstairs, you didn't pass by the window where Xiao Hui was sleeping at night, did you?I passed by once once, and he chatted with Cheng Baihe in a murmur, his speech speed was very fast... I admire Cheng Baihe very much, he can play well with Xiao Hui, and I would definitely not be able to change it.

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On the way back to the company, Yan Mu was also muttering, wondering what gift the Gray Bird family gave him, he was a little interested.

The car stopped at the entrance of the company, Xu Fangyan shook his head handsomely, "How about I pick you up after get off work in the afternoon? Let's go to have a barbecue."

"Okay." Yan Mu nodded with a smile, waved at Xu Fangyan, and watched him leave before turning back to the company.

Although Xu Fangyan stepped on the accelerator and ran away in a very handsome manner, he turned a corner at the next intersection, entered the company parking lot from another direction, parked the car in the special parking space for the president, and then followed the elevator to the top floor office. Also started working.

A cub saw Xu Fangyan's car, walked over with a smile on his face, jumped on the sofa, rolled over and asked, "Master President, I heard that you drove around the company and came back again? My friend asked me to ask How do you feel?"

Glancing at the cub who was holding his own tail and dangling, like a cub playing with dogtail grass, Xu Fangyan raised the corners of his lips and said, "Little friend asked you to come and ask me, but I never thought that I might detain you." Bonuses? If I'm not wrong, the company's development is not fast this quarter, and everyone's bonuses are lower than in the spring. If I just move my fingers, what will you do?" Even so, But it is very easy to deduct money, just say hello to the personnel department.

The fur on its body exploded immediately, and the cub jumped off the sofa, waving its paw at Xu Fangyan while running joltingly towards the door, and said, "Your Excellency, please go ahead and pretend that I haven't been here before. Cubs, it’s a pity that I still regard them as my little friends, now it seems that they deserve a beating!"

One can imagine what kind of anger the little friends who played with this cub will bear, anyway, it will make them unforgettable for a period of time.The revenge of the cubs is very powerful. They may not have a strong body, sharp teeth, and claws are not strong enough, but they have smart brains and a company website as a battlefield!

And Xu Fangyan, who caused this battle, has happily reduced the size of the company's website, used the internal network to climb over the wall to log on to the human network outside, and began to search for barbecue restaurants in Tengcheng.Summer is here, and barbecue is becoming more and more popular. After eating barbecue and drinking draft beer, and bragging with friends, the night passed like this.

However, the environment where Xu Fangyan is going is of course better, preferably a self-service barbecue or something, which is relatively more private, after all, it is not easy for him to appear blatantly in front of ordinary people now.The relevant departments are still arguing, who knows that one day they will suddenly end their arguing, and start to settle accounts with them later, and then they will have to break up again.

After choosing a place, he secretly waited until the off-duty time came. Xu Fangyan got off work 10 minutes earlier, went to the underground parking lot to drive the car, walked around here, and then waited at the entrance of the company. It happened that Yan Xiaomu and Yan Xiaohui Just got out of the company.

"Get in the car." He shook his head handsomely.

The two brothers got into the car and looked at the decorations in the car. Yan Xiaohui was puzzled and said, "The style is the same, but why do I feel that this car is different from the one in the morning? Or I read it wrong, but I remember the seat cushion. Neither the color nor the style is like that."

Glancing at the cushion under his buttocks, Yan Mu turned his head to look at Xu Fangyan, and asked with a smile, "This is your car too? But why doesn't it feel like your style?"

There are many decorations inside the car, but it is obviously different from the cars that Xu Fangyan drove before. How should I say this car, it looks like a rough man's car, or a bachelor's car.Yan Mu himself has a small car sent by Xu Fangyan, which is small and cute in shape, but Yan Mu only drives it when he is rushing to work in the morning, and sometimes goes shopping in the supermarket in the afternoon, where parking spaces are hard to find, he Will give up the car, anyway, the company's parking lot is free.

Nodding in embarrassment, Xu Fangyan explained: "This is... the car of a colleague of mine. He drove my car and left today. I have no choice but to drive his car." His car is new and tastefully decorated inside, but a cub takes a fancy to his car and wants to drive it to date his boyfriend.At that time, Xu Fangyan agreed without thinking too much, thinking that the two cars are the same, what difference can there be?

But as soon as he got into the car, he regretted it. Although the style is the same, the difference is still very big.This pup is definitely bachelor and dating, probably in courtship phase!That guy is a cub of the gray wolf family. His father and father think that his son is very good, and if he makes a move, he will definitely catch up with his boyfriend...

In this car full of bachelors, even if the boyfriend agrees to sit in, it will destroy the atmosphere every minute. The details are too rough.

Fortunately, the relationship between Xu Fangyan and Yan Mu is very good, and there is no gap between the two because of the atmosphere of bachelors in the car.Yan Xiaohui also spared no effort to create an active atmosphere. When everyone arrived at the destination, they had already accepted this car full of bachelor atmosphere.

This is a very popular subsidized barbecue restaurant with a lot of customers.However, Xu Fangyan had already booked a seat online and paid for it, so they didn't need to wait, the waiter led them into the box, and brought out plates of meat rolls and vegetables, and everyone rolled up their sleeves and started grilling.

"I eat at home every day, and it's good to go out for a change once in a while." Yan Mu said with a smile, "Yan Xiaohui baked an egg for himself. Why do I think you've lost weight recently?"

After rubbing lemon juice on the grilled meat, Yan Xiaohui curled his lips, "Brother Ah Yan has never gained weight, at least I have gained weight before."

"Ah Yan, you have an egg too." Yan Mu diverted his attention, put the roasted meat on Xu Fangyan's plate, and continued to roast.

In fact, it was just an atmosphere. All three of them ate a lot. Anyway, they were self-help. Of course, the more they ate, the better.After a meal, everyone turned to go for a walk by the river, and walked until eleven or twelve o'clock before returning to bed.

Early the next morning, Yan Mu was awakened by a knock on the door.

Pressing Yan Mu who was about to get up, Xu Fangyan whispered: "I'll go, you continue to sleep."

"Okay." Yan Mu turned over and continued to fall asleep in peace.

Xu Fangyan walked over to open the door, saw a big man standing at the door, and asked, "What's the matter?"

Looking up at the house number, the big man repeated it as if he was sure, reached into his arms and took out a roll of paper, found one of them and handed it to Xu Fangyan, "This is something from your house, please sign for it."

The recipient displayed Yan Mu's mobile phone number and name, but the font was crooked, and I don't know who wrote it.Taking a look at the place where the mail was sent, Xu Fangyan knew it well, and did not wake up Yan Mu, and signed for it himself.Seeing Xu Fangyan's signature, the big man turned around and carried a cardboard box one person tall, put it at the door, and said with a smile, "Thank you, I'm leaving."

The cardboard box was very huge and heavy. Xu Fangyan moved it back home. He somewhat understood why the courier company asked this big man to deliver the courier. It was really hard work.

After waking up, he saw the oversized cardboard box in the living room. Yan Mu came over curiously, took the scissors, cut the tape and opened it, and found that it was full of ripe sunflowers, with melon seeds still stuck inside, and it smelled fresh.Resolutely took out his mobile phone to call the Gray Bird family, and the connection was quickly connected there, and there was another burst of chattering bombardment, Yan Mu finally figured out the matter.

These sunflowers were all sent by the Grayfinch family, and they were said to be the earliest mature batch.In order to send the courier, the Gray Bird family really moved their minds. They don't have much money, and they have to leave the mountains to deal with humans and write, which shows that it is difficult.

Thanks for the sunflower seeds given to him by the Gray Bird family, Yan Mu hurriedly took out all the sunflowers.The air in the carton is not very airy, and if it is delayed for a longer time, these melon seeds may become moldy.In this way, the working time was delayed again, but Yan Mu was used to it, and there was nothing to do in the company anyway.

"Come back at night to roast sunflower seeds, fresh ones." When parting from Xu Fangyan, Yan Mu said with a smile.

"I'll come." Xu Fangyan replied solemnly, and then secretly turned into a little white cat, lying on Yan Mu's desk and watching him sew cross-stitch.