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Subject: I would like to ask you one thing, it is very urgent, that is, there are cubs going to play in human homes, and then have you heard similar remarks...

Main building: When humans accidentally burn their tongues, do they say that their tongues are particularly afraid of being scalded? _(:3」∠)_I can’t eat food that’s a little bit hot, and it’s so hot that my tongue is so uncomfortable, it’s just painful to death.

Well, everyone, don't guess. To be honest, my tongue was burned just now, which is very uncomfortable. What should I do?

Floor 1: I met a rich man who came to Tengcheng for tourism before. The house is not far from my house and has a swimming pool. I sneaked over to play with his pets. I saw his leopard whose tongue was scalded with hot water. It looked like that , It is better to die than to live.The rich man also burned his tongue when he ate soup dumplings for the first time, but he didn't seem to feel much uncomfortable, and soon continued to eat.

Floor 2: As far as I know, when humans burn their tongues, there is usually no other taste in that area.My understanding is that the part on the tongue should have been scalded with a layer of skin, and when the skin peels off, you can taste the taste again.So I feel that this can't help the host, why don't you try drinking cold water to shake it?

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Floor 3432: My little lion's tongue was scalded once, but the little guy didn't care at all, he should eat and drink.

Floor 3433: I suddenly remembered that my big lion had his tongue scalded too. He slept on the sofa by himself during that time and said he didn't dare to kiss me...

Floor 3434: Thank you for the reminder upstairs, I feel much better after kissing.

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"The pie is terrible?" Looking at Xu Fangyan's uncomfortable face, Yan Mu asked suspiciously. Although he only tasted it just now, it tasted very good. Still, "You don't like mushrooms?"

"I like to eat mushrooms, and the pies are delicious, but..." Xu Fangyan said with a little confusion, "My tongue is scalded and it hurts."

"Pfft, so that's the case. Wait a minute..." Yan Mu said, put down the pie, got out of the car quickly, went to the freezer in the asbestos tile house, took out a bottle of apple cider vinegar and ran back, "Drinking this will be better .”

This apple cider vinegar is about to become a must-have drink at home, because whether it is Yan Mu, Yan Hui, or the occasional guests who come to the house, they are full of praise for apple cider vinegar.What Yan Mu made himself was different from the ones sold in the market. He only added a little sugar, which was relatively sour, and put it in the refrigerator for a while, and the taste was really refreshing.

"It still hurts." Xu Fangyan turned his head and stuck out the tip of his tongue at Yan Mu, looking at him intently.

His body unconsciously leaned forward slightly, his pupils reflected Yan Mu's figure very clearly, the tip of his tongue licked his lips unsteadily, emitting hormones in front of Yan Mu, like a reindeer who had planned for a long time, seeing his favorite When your spouse shows up, you can't wait to run out to show off your strong muscles, and you have the charm to be strong enough to give birth to a healthier baby.

In this suddenly ambiguous atmosphere, Yan Mu's heart went blank, he subconsciously leaned over and kissed the other person's lips, and said, "How about this?"

"It's much better." Xu Fangyan was finally satisfied, maybe it was the psychological satisfaction that satisfied his body as well, the tongue really didn't hurt so much.

The two fell silent after saying this, drove to Meng Shan's house, delivered pies, and then went to the pet hospital, happened to meet Du Lihua on the road, and gave him some, Yan Mu even asked him current situation.Du Lihua said with a smile: "The dog at home is very good. Recently, the housework is cleaned by part-time workers..."

"Just find a partner sometime." Yan Mu said with a smile, "That's fine, I won't waste your time, goodbye."

When we arrived at the pet hospital, the doctor was busy, so Yan Mu turned to look for Cheng Baihe's father.Xu Fangyan also wore sunglasses and a mask, and followed behind in full armor. He didn't say a word the whole time, just like a low-key model with a perfect figure and handsome fashion in the window.

"Cheng Baihe didn't cause you any trouble, did he?" Father Cheng asked worriedly.

Like most parents, this person is very concerned about his children. Yan Mu said while thinking: "He is very good. He has been taking Xiao Hui to work in the company recently. He is a very responsible child. Don't worry. Well, he won't cause trouble."

"That's good. That child has been smart since he was a child." Father Cheng said with a smile.

Not long after, the doctor rushed over and said, "Come and help me, the zoo has sent another tiger. That guy drank too much water, he seemed to be drowning..."

"Tigers can swim, right? Why drown?" Yan Mu was a little puzzled.

"It's not because the weather is getting hotter and hotter. That tiger jumped into the pool to sleep. As a result, he accidentally drank too much water in his sleep. Now his whole stomach is swollen. That guy still refuses to cooperate with me. If I hadn’t known you were coming, I’d have given him an anesthesia shot and told him to spit out all the water he drank.” The doctor said angrily, “Who would a normal tiger go to sleep in a pool? What soaking in water to cool down."

The last sentence of the doctor was unintentional, but Yan Mu was intentional by the listener, and Xu Fangyan also noticed it. He took out his mobile phone and posted on the company website without any trace, focusing on asking about little lions, little tiger cubs, and Minister Xiong, etc. The cubs who went to the zoo for a stroll.

It didn't take long for the truth to come out. This time it was an older brother of the nineteenth brother, Little Lion. He himself is very afraid of heat, so he squats at home to take a bath every day, and sometimes falls asleep in the bathtub. The lions would take him out, shake off the moisture on Maomao and throw it on the bed, so that he could sleep until dawn.This little lion feels that his experience is very useful, and he often uses Amway in the company. A few days ago, he went to the zoo to play and chatted with a big tiger, so he couldn't help but give him Amway.

This tiger grew up in a zoo since he was a child. He has not experienced any ups and downs. He himself is relatively simple. The most powerful incident he has ever seen was a fight with a rival in order to compete for a spouse. Leaving a permanent scar is already a good record in the zoo.Then the little-knowledgeable tiger heard the cub's Amway, and felt that the weather was getting hotter and hotter, and the shade of the trees could no longer satisfy his enjoyment mentality, so he jumped into the pool in the territory decisively...

If there is no little lion's encouragement, the big tiger is still quite normal.

Under Yan Mu's reassurance, the tiger here finally stopped being irritable, obediently let the doctor press his stomach, and vomited out all the water after a while.This adult tiger is very young, its paws and legs are thicker than Yan Mu's arms, its fur is particularly beautiful, its body is also very healthy, and it has not gained weight at all.

"This guy will take the initiative to exercise during the day, and this habit has been maintained. He is the best tiger in the zoo." The breeder who followed couldn't help but praise.

"It's a very self-disciplined tiger." Yan Mu said with a smile.

This tiger has a very good relationship with Yan Mu strangely. He doesn't reject Yan Mu's approaching, and he will rub against Yan Mu to please him. His big paw is actively placed on Yan Mu's hand, just like Yan Mu's domestic tiger. of.But it seems that many animals will express their closeness when they meet Yan Mu. There is also a sika deer with cubs in the zoo who is very close to Yan Mu. Anyway, everyone is not surprised.

After returning from the veterinary hospital, Yan Hui had already brought home the pies, as well as several other dishes baked in the oven, and even took the time to mix a cold dish.It's past mealtime now, but it's a rest day anyway, so we don't have to pay too much attention. Everyone, get ready and start eating.

The feeling of turning on the air conditioner and blowing the fan is really two states. The weather is too hot, and the wind blown by the fan is hot. Not only can it not make people feel cool, but it is also very irritable.The air conditioner is much more comfortable, and there are two worlds inside and outside the house.

"The beef stuffing tastes good, and the pork and mushroom ones are also great." Yan Mu himself likes mushrooms very much. He likes all kinds of fungi. He often puts shiitake mushrooms in cooking and soup, and other people in the family do not reject them. .Yan Hui likes to eat pure pork stuffing the most, Xu Fangyan will not refuse anyone, he likes everything.

Everyone had a hearty meal, and it happened to be around three o'clock in the afternoon. Yan Mu was about to take a nap, and Xu Fangyan remembered his purpose, and hurriedly handed the car keys to Yan Mu and said, "Your car of that model last time If you don’t want to drive it, I think it might not be suitable for you, but this one is definitely suitable.”

I think of the small, low-key black car I sat in before. The interior is very comfortable. It is indeed Yan Mu’s favorite model, but this car is not cheap. In Yan Mu’s impression, this car belongs to the rich second generation Bought the kind that I drove to and from work.

"It's worthless, you can drive it casually, if you don't like it, we can change it later." Xu Fangyan said with a sincere face, he really thinks this car is more 'commoner', at least compared to the cubs in the company. It's much cheaper to save money to buy a limited edition supercar when you have nothing to do.

It's just that for Yan Mu, the money is not a small amount, and he still has a mortgage now.

Pushing the key into Yan Mu's hand, and kissing Yan Hui's lips in front of Yan Hui, Xu Fangyan said in a low voice, "Just accept it, it's not for you, it's just for you to open. That's it, I go first……"

"...Okay." Yan Mu had no choice but to agree.

Over there, Xu Fangyan turned his head and turned into a little white cat and ran back to eat the second meal. Yan Mu was already lying on the bed and ready to sleep. He looked at the little white cat that jumped on the bed and said sincerely: "I used to think that you My master's spirit is not normal, and now this feeling is back, he is so good to me, isn't he afraid that I will suddenly betray him one day?" Picking up the little white cat, looking into his beautiful eyes, Yan Mu closed his eyes Yan said, "He trusts me too much, I can't bear to let that trust down, if he meets someone who doesn't like him, he will definitely be cheated and bruised..."

"Fortunately, I like him too." Yan Mu said.

The whole cat softened, and the little white cat gave two happy "meows" and was about to take a pleasant nap.However, at this moment, Yan Mu's cell phone rang like a reminder, and the name displayed on it was 'Zuo Muyao'. The little white cat leaned over to take a look, and suddenly got angry, stretched out its paw and hung up the phone.

However, the second after he hung up, the phone rang again persistently.