Cub Recruitment Office

Gossip Forum of the Special Alien Management Office on Earth:

Topic: Recently, I can't help but get along with a lot of thoughts. I found an excuse and sent it to Minister Yan. It contains green grass biscuits that attract everyone's attention. Hehe...

Main building: I won’t repeat the specific story. Anyway, it happened when I returned the antlers when I was a child. I was worried that I would never grow antlers in the future. I cried for a long time at home. My father bought me a big one to comfort me. Grass cake, hehe.The quagga kills Matt Ma, the little elephant cub, Mr. Alpaca, and other cubs who like to eat vegetables, you are about to have a feast.

Floor 1: The poster is so sure that Minister Yan can understand your story?If I remember correctly, you once published your own composition on the company website, and it seems that most of the cubs didn't understand it... this...

Floor 2: Do you understand if you don't expose your faults when you swear!Come on, Mr. Sika Deer, I hope you will succeed soon. I really want to eat grass biscuits. Recently, my family keeps eating tree bark, and the birds are almost fading out of my mouth. But my father insists on losing weight and refuses to make grass meals.

Floor 3: Everyone can come to my house to play. There is a small garden in my house. There are a lot of grasses in it, which are very fragrant.

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Floor 8899: The calves in the third brother’s house are very strong. I passed by yesterday to take a look, but it’s not convenient for me to go to your garden to graze. I’m afraid that humans will see and take pictures and expose me.

Building 8900: What kind of species is upstairs, afraid of human exposure?

Floor 8901: I won’t tell you, anyway, I’m not very good at appearing in front of ordinary people, everyone will be afraid.

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Besides, the story that Yan Mu saw, the story hidden in the folder is still going on, Yan Mu's mouth twitched and continued to look down.

The sika deer cub burst into tears when he saw his father and father barging in. Especially when he saw the mighty antlers his father used to knock on the door, he was so sad that he died.He took out his antlers with his hooves, and asked in tears, "Dad, will I never have antlers again, and people will call me a bitch? Can I go to Dr. Zhuo to install a fake antler, one meter long?" kind of..."

"Come to eat the grass biscuits. Dad made them specially for you." The sika deer father lovingly brought out a plate of biscuits and said, "Eat the biscuits obediently, and the antlers will grow again."

"Really?" The sika deer cub believed his father's words while eating the grass biscuits with snot and tears.

-end of story-

So what the story is about is that the horns grown by the sika deer cubs will fall off by themselves, and then re-grow horns?Yan Mu found that this story should have been in the document, but he looked at the blank space of the paper and drew a beautiful grass biscuit with colored pens, and then saw a line of small words below: 'Delicious grass biscuits ' I thought to myself, is this story actually an advert, trying to sell this kind of biscuit?

But the logic in this is also weird. I don't know what the person who wrote this story thought.Yan Mu continued to pack the files and repaired some damaged labels.

There are two sets of stationery on his desk, as does Yan Hui's. One is for current use, and the other is for spare. This is the most basic configuration.Because once the company needed to use a kind of white tape, but the whole company could not find this kind of white tape. It was [-] or [-] o'clock at night, and the convenience store had already closed, so it would be delayed to buy it the next morning. One night, the company was in a hurry to use it, but it was delayed by a small roll of tape.From then on, the office supplies in the company will basically be prepared in double to ensure that sharpening knives does not cut firewood by mistake.

"Brother Yan, these are the reports from previous years." Yan Hui looked at the documents and said while he was busy.

"En." Yan Mu nodded, except for that strange story, other files are normal.

The two of them squatted at the desk and worked all day. When they went to the personnel department to deliver documents, Yan Mu didn't know why. The green grass biscuits that sika deer cubs like to eat always lingered in his mind, as if He could also smell the faint scent of green grass, as if he was possessed.

It has to be said that things gather like birds and people form groups. Although the cubs that Yan Mu likes don't write very good stories, they achieve their goals, and they are as magical as fans.Anyway, when Yan Mu got off work, he took Yan back to the countryside, and came back after cutting a whole bag of tender grass.

It was still the same at home, seeing Yan Mu came back, the big white goose stood up majesticly and prepared to go for a walk in the community, six puppies followed behind his buttocks, Jingjing came running behind at some point, the big white goose It's like walking a dog, full of presence.

"I don't know if Xiaobai and Mr. Alpaca will come. I want them to help you taste the taste of grass biscuits." Yan Mu returned home with the bag, touched the little kangaroo and said, "Now we can only let Xiao Dai Mister helped me."

In fact, grass biscuits are not pure grass, but the grass is glued together with flour and rice, and then baked in the oven. It tastes a bit astringent, but still retains the pure grass flavor and wheat aroma. The overall feeling is very good.Yan Mu thinks that if someone is constipated and has a bad stomach, eat a few biscuits and consume crude fiber to ensure normal stomach.

The little kangaroo especially likes to eat this kind of biscuits. He has lived in Yan Mu's house for a long time and is still hatching eggs in his own bag, so he picked up two large bags of biscuits and dragged them to his nest for storage.The rest of the biscuits were packed in fresh-keeping bags, fastened tightly and placed in beautiful baskets, and Yan Mu was going to give them to the cubs when they came to his home.

Walking around the cabinet with catwalks, he glanced at the grass-flavored bag with distaste. The little white cat decisively opened the drawer, found a small dried fish and gnawed on it. He prefers meat to vegetarianism.

"Ah Bai." Yan Mu waved at the little white cat, "It's time for you to take a bath." The pure white fur of the little guy doesn't look smooth, it should be several days without a bath, Yan Mu picked up the little white cat and went to the bathroom Go, prepare yourself to take a simple shower.

Thinking about it this way, Yan Mu only took a bath with the little white cat, and other smart cubs did not have this treatment.But at this time, the little white cat felt very tormented. He secretly looked at Yan Mu's body secretly, and looked at the parts he had touched with his hands. His body felt like it was on fire.Looking down at his fluffy body and the obvious fur on his belly, the little white cat suddenly felt bad, he wanted to change!become!people!

"Meow." The little white cat blushed as it shyly covered its important parts with its claws.

"Don't be shy." Yan Mu pulled away the little white cat's paws and helped him scrub his body.While washing and washing, Yan Mu also thought of the 'owner' of the little white cat, Ah Yan. That man had a perfect body and a handsome face. They took a bath together and...

He touched his nose unnaturally, and accidentally got the foam on his face, making Yan Mu look a little funny.The little white cat patted the water with its paws, staring happily at Yan Mu's face.One person and one cat finished in the bathroom for a long time before they came out. Yan Hui had already climbed onto the bed and was about to go to sleep. The outside was blocked by a curtain, which looked like a separate small bedroom.The cubs also slept obediently in their nests. Yan Mu opened the balcony window and looked outside. The white goose was very conspicuous in the night. He obviously saw Yan Mu, and patted his wings to express.

After helping the little white cat dry its fur, Yan Mu hugged him to bed.

In the middle of the night, the little white cat decisively ran to search for the snacks and leftovers in the refrigerator.It seems that there are not many fruits at home. The little white cat thought for a while and decisively took out the mobile phone, tapped on it with its little paw, and bought fruits online, and they will be delivered tomorrow.

"Dong dong dong." There was a knock on the balcony window, and Mr. Beibo Rabbit came with a small bag.

"Come in." The little white cat waved its paw towards the balcony window.

Hopping in with a small bag, Mr. Beibo Rabbit took out a long list and said: "Mr. Alpaca is clamoring to come to Minister Yan's house, and other cubs are also coming. I have to persuade them to let me buy it for you." Grass biscuits. Well, I heard that Mr. Xiaodai is very satisfied with this taste, can you let me try it?"

Waving its paw, pointing to the fresh-keeping bag in the basket, the little white cat said while drinking apple cider vinegar, "Go and taste it yourself."

"It smells good, Minister Yan is really powerful." Mr. Beibo Rabbit said happily, "Mr. President, how should this be priced?"

"You can do it yourself. This time, the money for Minister Yan should be in cash instead of an account." The little white cat said, "Minister Yan doesn't have a lot of cash on hand recently, so please help me."

The cubs like to use their accounts. Internal transactions are usually written with checks and paw prints, and cash is rarely used for external transactions, because everyone is used to doing things with their paws, and counting money is very troublesome.This time, the CEO personally suggested that Mr. Beibo Rabbit had no reason to shake his head. He quickly ran out to contact the cubs on his mobile phone, and when he came back, he put two stacks of cash on the coffee table and wrote a Card left with a grass biscuit.

Curling her lips, the little white cat jumped onto the bed after eating, slipped into Yan Mu's arms, and fell asleep.

Early the next morning, Yan Mu was shocked when he saw the 2 yuan on the coffee table, and even more shocked when he saw the explanation on the card below.The materials, electricity and effort he used to make biscuits don’t cost that much money, and it only costs 500 yuan to pay for it.

"Brother Yan? What's going on?" Yan Hui changed into a new set of clothes, the bed curtains were drawn, and the quilts on the air mattress were neatly folded. He said curiously while putting the apron on his body.

"I get paid too much for making biscuits." Yan Mu wanted to give it back, but when he thought of those mysterious cubs, he became depressed. Sure enough, comparing people to people makes people mad, and it's not good to compare people to cubs... …

However, Yan Mu is really short of money recently. The daily expenses of the family are too high. He has to save a part of his monthly salary. Usually, he only uses bonuses and various benefits as extra income. This time he got so much money at once. The rations for cats and dogs are back.

Looking at the little white cat who was calmly eating fried cats, Yan Mu smiled and said, "Ah Yan is also very rich, maybe the owners of the cubs are the same as Ah Yan?" Although this truth is not correct, it is still close Woolen cloth……