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Subject: I would like to ask how many people are equal to a goose's combat power?Today, I secretly skipped work to play in the community of Minister Yan’s house, and happened to see the hateful dog thief. He wanted to steal the dog and the big white goose from Minister Yan’s house, but just...

Main building: When you meet a big white goose, you will be chased by the big white goose. Visually, a piece of meat on his butt must have been twisted off.Alas, dog thieves are helpless when they encounter a big white goose. No wonder humans like to raise big white geese to guard their homes in the past.This is a [short video] secretly shot by the host. Let’s take a look. p: For the sake of the host sharing with everyone, don't complain about the host skipping work.

Floor 1: I killed the grass biscuits you hid in the drawer, but I won't complain, don't worry.This short video is very exciting, go to the moderator and apply to put it on the company's homepage.

Floor 2: Mr. Quagga!You pervert, I told you that the box of green grass biscuits is my favorite, I have to save it for tomorrow!I clearly remember that you also have grass biscuits there, why don't you eat your own and eat mine!

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Floor 888: Mr. Kill Matt, don’t be angry. I gave Mr. Alpaca my green grass biscuit. I think he likes it very much, so I don’t have the nerve to take it. Hey, aren’t we good friends? It’s okay to eat your box of biscuits No big deal, I'll send you a box of chocolate chip cookies later.

Floor 889: Quagga, you snake spirit, can grass biscuits be the same as chocolate?I might as well nibble a few mouthfuls of tender grass!

Floor 890: You two, stop arguing. Isn't the point of this post to discuss the fighting power of the big white goose?I think one goose is equal to two middle-aged men.

Floor 891: You weird-haired killer, you can scare people to death when you go out at night, so I won't play with you anymore, hum!

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The verbal battle on the Internet is in full swing, and it hasn't changed because of the addition of other cubs. Shamatma's most beloved grass biscuits are eaten, just like his father is dead.At first, the quagga thought about giving chocolate biscuits as a gift, but Shamatma didn't accept it. He kept whining about his eaten grass biscuits, which was extremely sad.

Things got bigger and bigger, so some cubs proposed to ask Minister Yan to help make a batch of grass biscuits, so that the needs of herbivores can be well met.The original grass biscuits were made by Mr. Shamat's father. Recently, he and Mr. Shamat's father went on a trip together, so they can't make them for the time being, so...

The cubs are all staying in the company, hoping that Yan Mu will come back soon, and they can't wait to let Yan Mu get off work early and go back to make grass biscuits.Shamatma and the quagga had a big quarrel, the quagga's father was startled, he offered to apologize and promised to pay for some fresh grass, but Shamatema refused to accept the apology willfully, the little guy was in the office Crazy, kept sending out the roar of Ma Mingfeng Xiaoxiao.

Yan Mu, who was expected by the cubs, met the big wolf as soon as he went out. When the guy saw him coming out, he rushed out wagging his tail and rubbed the dog's head against Yan Mu's thigh.Taking the leash from Big Wolf's mouth, Yan Mu touched Big Wolf's dog's head, led him to a cool place, looked at this guy carefully, and found that he had something to express. "Something happened at home, did you call me? It has nothing to do with Yan Hui, right?" Yan Mu asked subconsciously.

Staring at Yan Mu, Big Wolf bit his clothes and dragged him towards home, expressing his purpose with practical actions.

This guy is huge, standing as tall as an adult, with particularly long canine teeth, looks like a big ferocious dog.This is a very ferocious large wolfhound, similar to the black back, but even bigger. The big wolf eats the nutritious meals prepared by Yan Mu every day, and its size is even longer. At this time, it exists beside Yan Mu. Feel full.

Occasionally, people would be startled when they saw the big wolf on the road, and subconsciously backed away to ensure their own safety, but they would soon see Yan Mu holding the leash in his hand and pulling the big wolf.

"Well, it seems that we can only go home first." Yan Mu planned to use the time of taking the bus to go home, and then take a taxi to go out, so that the efficiency of doing things is the same.Leading the big wolf back to the community, loosening the dog leash and letting the guy play by himself, Yan Mu walked straight back, and sure enough, he saw that something had happened, two bloody people were lying on the path, one of them was Lu Yi, the other was stranger.

There was a lot of blood on his face, Lu Yi was lying on the ground panting, seeing Yan Mu coming back, he grinned: "Your dog is really good, I asked him to call you back, he really did it .”

"Who is he?" Yan Mu asked.

"Dog thief." Lu Yi said relaxedly, "I beat him up. He took the initiative to confess that he was a supplier of a dog farm in the next city, and he often wandered around the city to steal dogs. This guy likes you The lack of tail and other large dogs in the family, and your big white goose... Well, as for the injuries on his body, I caused them. Who made him feel disgusted by glass... According to my previous thinking, this kind of person You don't even deserve to carry my shoes."

Even though his behavior and views are very extreme, Lu Yi is still very calm, and he even feels that what he did is very correct.

Lifting his foot to lift the dog thief, he found that his body was seriously injured. Yan Mu took out his mobile phone and called Yan Yi, hoping that he could deal with this person severely.Turning his head and looking at Lu Yi, who seemed to be enjoying himself sitting on the ground, with blood all over his body, Yan Mu smiled and said, "You are very lucky, he doesn't have that poisonous needle in his hand, otherwise if a needle sticks in your body, you will die." But 5 minutes..."

Heaving a sigh of relief, Lu Yi smiled brightly like a pervert, "How do you know he didn't have a poisonous needle? I was lucky enough to escape and didn't stab him. After all, killing someone is a big deal, we Why don't you keep a low profile..."

"You wait here, someone will come and take you to the hospital later." Yan Mu took out his mobile phone to call the doctor at the pet hospital, explaining the situation briefly, and left the community to take a taxi to go to the city to go through the procedures.

Asking Lu Yi to go to the pet hospital also has Yan Mu's own thoughts. He specifically asked the doctor to let him see Lu Yi's body and evaluate his psychology by the way.Being able to get out of the man-eating vortex he described himself, even if it is a near-death probability, Yan Mu finds it hard to believe.

After completing the procedures in the city, Yan Mu received a call from the doctor on the way back. The doctor over there smiled nicely and was a little playful. He said, "The patient you sent is not simple. He has several I have also received professional training in medicine, but I am not sure what kind of training it is. Cheng Baihe's father said that he is a professional spy. I think he has read too many novels recently and started to think wildly..."

After hanging up the phone, Yan Mu thought about what the doctor said.The wounds on Lu Yi's body are not all stinging, some are old wounds, and there are many things he said that he can't believe.It really corresponds to what Yan Mu thought about, in order to tell a lie, he often needs to use nine truth words to set it off, so that people can't detect which sentence is a lie.

Returning to the company with a heavy heart, he sent the documents to the company's high-level office, and Yan Mu went to the tea room to make tea.

You can’t order the tea for the first time, which is called washing tea, and the second time is the official tea making.Yan Mu looked down at the tea leaves slowly unfolding in the scalding hot water, the color of the water also slowly changed, and a strong aroma with a bitter taste filled the small tea room.The tea bought in the company is not cheap, there are also milk tea, coffee, etc., all of which are of very good quality, but Yan Mu only likes tea.

"Brother Yan, do you have something on your mind?" Yan Hui took a water glass and poured boiled water for himself. He and Yan Mu have different preferences. He only likes to drink plain water, and he can drink many cups a day.

Instantly regained consciousness, thinking that Yan Hui still couldn't let Yan Hui know about Lu Yi, Yan Mu shook his head calmly and said, "It's okay, I think we should leave work early and go back to make dumplings. Let's go to Ah Yan together..."

Speaking of food, Yan Hui's attention shifted instantly. He took a deep breath and said, "The claypot rice I ate at noon was too small, and I didn't feel full. I'll go back to have a big meal at night. I like dumplings the most. It tastes like home."

"Then let's eat dumplings." Yan Mu laughed, took out his mobile phone to send a text message to Xu Fangyan, and went to check in early to leave.

He used to go to work in a regular manner, going to work and leaving work according to the time, but since negotiating with Peng Zhixin on behalf of the company, coupled with the frequent business trips of three days, he is familiar with his boss and the HR department, now he checks in in advance It's totally fine to go to get off work or something.Yan Hui also followed Zhanguang, opened and left the company happily, and the two brothers went straight to the supermarket to buy fresh vegetables.

Most of the cubs in the company are lying on the large sofa to sleep, and they all wait to notify their subordinates ten minutes before they get off work, and then pass the news on layer by layer.Originally, this kind of grass biscuits seemed vexatious at first glance, so it could not be conveyed openly in the company, and Yan Mu was troubled, but this time Shamatma was very wronged, and the quagga was more stubborn, so everyone turned a blind eye. Just let them bother Yan Mu to make biscuits.

Then the little white cat received a text message, and he couldn't wait to turn into Xu Fangyan. He ran to the underground garage in a suit and leather shoes, and secretly went to the haute couture shop to prepare a gift for Yan Mu.Liquids of various flavors, tts of various flavors, and glowing red candles that set off the first-class atmosphere. When I saw a pair of couple pajamas with the same style and different prints, I decided to buy them.Hehehe, sharpening a knife is not a mistake in chopping firewood, although Xu Fangyan is still at the stage of pulling hands and kissing.

Secretly preparing to play all this, thinking about what Yan Mu had promised, he could go further when he came back, Xu Fangyan was almost boiling, he was going to wait at the door of Yan Mu's house in advance to show his sincerity.

"Ah Yan is here." Yan Mu got off work early and was squatting next to his big white goose to pick vegetables. All the stalks he picked were eaten by the big white goose. brutal fighting power.

Originally wanted to show a good performance, but Yan Mu went home first, Xu Fangyan got out of the car with the gift box a little depressed, and sent it to the big bed in Yan Mu's bedroom with a paralyzed face, then rolled up his sleeves and came out to help.The cabbage leaves were torn into strips for the big white geese to eat, and the juicy carrots were fine if they were eaten raw...Because he was a little nervous, Xu Fangyan focused all his attention on picking vegetables.