Cub Recruitment Office

Gossip Forum of the Special Alien Management Office on Earth:

Theme: Not suitable for children, the undeveloped cubs are separated, the cubs who have a partner and the cubs who are already married come in immediately, and have very important questions to ask!

Main Building: Ahem, this is my husband's account.I just wanted to ask how did you guys feel when you were the first time?Is there any talent that can only be cool, but it doesn't hurt at all, I really want to know!

Floor 1: It hurts!For the first time, I almost thought that the crime tool was going to be broken. My wife's place was too tight. Aww, I burst into tears at that time.

Floor 2: Hey, I think it's okay, but my wife was unhappy the next day and beat me up.After serving my wife for a week, she didn't recover until then...hehe...not suitable for children, not suitable for children...

Floor 3: The thing below the neck, the first time both sides hurt, my situation is similar to that of the elder brother, ouch.

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Floor 99999: So far, I have never heard of Painless. Did the poster misunderstand something?

Floor 100000: ... Well, I know the truth.

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Knowing that the President and Minister Yan have yet to reach third base, Fat Snake is relieved and at the same time worried about them. After all, the first time is a hurdle, haha.

But soon this matter was left behind by him, because it was time for Meng Xiaopang to drink milk again. The little guy's appetite has been getting bigger and bigger recently, and the milk powder has also been changed. After drinking this can of milk powder, he will start Eat complementary food, then slowly stop drinking milk powder and start eating serious food.This is Yan Mu's own timetable based on the advice of the pet doctor. Meng Xiaopang agrees. He can't wait to eat meat and drinks milk all day long.

"Brother Yan, try the fish soup I made." Yan Hui smiled and pointed to the fish soup in the porcelain basin.

The milky white fish soup has no fishy smell at all, and it smells very delicious. Yan Mu filled a bowl, tasted it, and praised: "Well, Yan Xiaohui has already obtained my true biography, and this fish soup can be regarded as a master. Ah Yan , you try it too."

Although his face was still paralyzed, Xu Fangyan passed the bowl quickly, and took a sip of the fish soup, his eyes narrowed in comfort.This time it was probably because there were a lot of fish in the ingredients at home. There were several dishes on the table that were all fish, as well as Xu Fangyan's favorite braised pork.

After dinner, the rain subsided a little. Seeing that Yan Mu had no intention of staying overnight, Xu Fangyan left wisely, asked for a farewell kiss at the door, then turned around and came back as a little white cat.

Here Yan Mu feels that the little white cat is not here, and he is a bit regretful that he did not eat the dragon fish.But Yan Hui had already prepared a plate for the little white cat, and put it on the coffee table, so the little white cat could eat it whenever he came back.Then the little white cat came back and ate another big meal as a matter of course, and was carried by Yan Mu to the bathroom to take a bath, and then got into the bed fragrantly and slept with Yan Mu.

"Golden nest and silver nest are not as good as your own grass nest." Yan Mu rolled happily on the bed with the little white cat in his arms, and soon fell asleep.

In the middle of the night, the little white cat opened his eyes and looked around. After seeing Yan Mu's sleeping face, his eyes softened. He licked his face, then quickly jumped under the bed, calling Meng Ge and the little kangaroo to come out for a meeting.At this time, the rain had stopped, and the moon and stars were scarce outside. Some cubs who had been notified earlier ran to the community one after another. Some of them did not enter Yan Mu's house because of their size.

After discussing outside, everyone shifted positions and went to Mr. Gray Wolf's house for a meeting.When the big troop arrived, Mr. Gray Wolf and the little golden cat happily took a bath, lying on the cushion in the middle of the living room wildly in a sleeping position, and the guy didn't wake up when the cubs watched.

Mr. Gray Wolf hurriedly took a shower, hugged Goo Goo and threw him into his own room. This guy was still sound asleep and snoring.Outside, the cubs are already lining up for a meeting.The little white cat squatted on the sofa and looked at Mr. Nanbo Rabbit majestically. The latter understood and quickly narrated the news he had sorted out.

"Human beings are going too far, and we must not tolerate this matter."

Mr. Nan Botu shook his head and said: "Actually, human beings have always been so excessive, but it's just their internal contradictions. When they target us, they still follow the contract. After all, many key technologies of human beings depend on us, and some economic lifelines are also dependent on us." It's up to us to sustain it, and from that point of view, I think it's time for us to be tougher."

"Although only Tengcheng is suitable for us to live in for a long time, we can't be too soft. It's better to be tough, so that we are relatively free."

"The bitter days our ancestors lived in those years are still vivid in our minds, everyone, don't turn your head and forget them, for sure..."

"Mr. White Rhinoceros, don't be too indecisive. When a man is alive, he must open and close!"

"Mr. Cang, what is wrong with what I said? We still have to live on the earth, and we can leave the earth immediately. If possible, I suggest that we should kill the human beings who have wronged us now. How about it? And most of the native animals on the earth are Standing on our side, as long as we want to overthrow them, we will definitely win."

The little white cat flicked its tail, and said solemnly: "Now is not the time for verbal disputes. Human beings are still chaotic, and there will be no less such things in the future. I hope everyone will keep their eyes open and not be fooled by cunning humans. Keep your eyes open and stare at those black households, and don't let them do bad things."

"What the President said is true."

Everyone's opinions were integrated and finally temporarily unified.Based on the opinions of the little white cat, the opinions of other cubs are supplemented. Finally, Mr. Nanbo Rabbit acts as the meeting recorder, organizes a document and puts it on the company website for the cubs who failed to attend the meeting to watch .Although the scale of this meeting was not large, and it was not held with much fanfare, even many cubs did not know about it, but it has important guiding significance for the future direction of the cubs' efforts.

It also plays an indelible role in the company's future development direction. This meeting can be said to be a turning point in the company's development history. The company no longer survives with a moderate attitude, but begins to show its edge.

After a long, long time, when Xu Fangyan recalled this incident, he would still boast proudly. Thanks to him being wise and decisive at the time, he decided every minute that the cubs would stand up and stop compromising, otherwise there would be no A bright future ahead.

Of course, it's just now. After the meeting, the cubs played at Mr. Gray Wolf's house for a while, and then went home. They made an appointment to wander on the wide road at night, and the wonderful life began again.

The little white cat came out of Mr. Gray Wolf's house, and ran quickly to Yan Mu's house on its short legs.When passing by the nest of the big white goose, he went over to check it out, and found that the goose hadn't laid eggs yet, so he flicked his tail and returned home from the balcony window, closing the window with his paws.

Meng Xiaopang is still sleeping in the den. After the meeting, Meng Ge went out on a date with Fat Snake. These two couples especially like going out for field battles at night. Meng Ge said that he wants to help Fat Snake lose weight, so he needs to exercise more.But at present, Meng Ge seems to have lost a little weight. The fat snake is still the same, and has not lost weight.

Looking at the soles of his feet, the little white cat ran to the bathroom helplessly, washed his paws, wiped them with his own towel, and went back to bed to sleep.

Early the next morning, Yan Mu touched his forehead and felt as if he had had a long dream, but he couldn't remember the content when he thought about it carefully.

"Brother Yan, hurry up and get ready. I'm going to the company today. The task is very heavy." Yan Hui hurried into the kitchen wearing an apron, took out noodles and started making breakfast.The cubs in the family also got up, walking around in the living room.The cats and dogs outside were also squatting in the middle of the clean road full of energy, muttering softly while basking in the sun, not knowing what they were talking about.When the big white goose was about to dawn, it laid an egg. Yan Mu ran out to pick up the egg and put it in a small basket.

"The salted duck eggs I bought last time are almost salted. Let's take some to the company for distribution. Meng Shan, Du Lihua, the doctor, and Cheng Baihe will all send a few." Yan Mu went to the storage room, holding A few duck eggs, placed in a steamer, ready to taste.

In fact, Yan Mu's craftsmanship has not regressed. He guessed it very well. The duck eggs are a bit salty, and the yolks are just out of oil. They are good to eat as pickles, and you can eat a whole whole for every meal.However, because the salted duck eggs are too salty, the cubs in the family cannot eat them, even if they are greedy, it is useless.

"You don't need to bring lunch." Yan Hui packed up his bag, hurried to the door, and said while looking at the time, "Brother Yan, hurry up, we are in a hurry."

The little white cat got into the bag by itself, Yan Mu reluctantly picked up the bag and went out, "This guy sneaked into the bag again, the cubs at home don't destroy the sofa furniture or something, I will boil eggs for you later, And you are not allowed to defecate anywhere, and you have to go to the bathroom if you want convenience!"

Shaking his ears, the little kangaroo turned over and prepared to go back to sleep. This kind of trivial matter doesn't need to be explained at all, everyone knows it.The only one in the family is the little mantle, which is a native animal of the earth, but now he has also learned to go to the toilet in a fixed place.

There are a lot of young people rushing to work in the morning, especially when they are close to the company.There are many companies here, and there are very mature office buildings. Yan Mu saw almost all the young people who went to work along the way, and he and Yan Hui were also one of them.Enter the company to check in, clean your desk 10 minutes before going to work, and then go to the tea room to have a look, so that you know what you are doing, and then start to work energetically.

The work of the small staff is numerous and complicated, and many things are out of reach, but they are all managed by Yan Mu.Arranging reports, printing materials, sending documents, sending coffee, sending tea, and even some company customers have some strange hobbies, such as wanting to eat big cherries, and the field department has no time to prepare. At this time, Yan Mu has to be called in.

But today, there are no customers in the company. It is a high-level executive who wants to eat durian. I especially asked Yan Mu's boss to help him bring one when he goes out to go through the formalities. This hobby...