Cub Recruitment Office

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Subject: I want to shoot a big movie in this live post, hehe, I can ask the birds in the woods to help, I will definitely...

Main Building: This is an eye-opener for everyone. I haven’t watched this precious video yet, so I’m taking it out to enjoy with everyone.All online members of the forum, [short video] [supporting music]

Floor 1: The sofa is mine!

2nd Floor: Hahaha... I can't bear to look directly at it. This time Mr. Peng lost a lot of money. It's really embarrassing. Come and see, help all online members of the original forum. I still admire him quite a bit, but looking at him now, I actually feel that his personality is similar to that of Jingjing, haha.Come and watch everyone, I will vote for the funniest movie of the year!The poster's shooting technique is also very good. From the looks of it, it should be taken in the air while flapping the wings while trembling up and down, right?

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Building 34556: It's too late, friends, I'll delete it right away!

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The enlarged version of the white crane paddles leisurely on the water, and the sound of the bionic boat engine is not so obvious in the sound of slowly flowing water.The foreign buddies next to Yan Mu were full of excitement, praying all the time, babbling in foreign languages, and a handsome foreign guy took a notebook and quickly recorded the records he saw.

"Brother Yan." Yan Hui also held the notebook, but he didn't know what to record, because so far, the bionic boat has not changed much, and has been floating on the water like a real white crane.

But if Cheng Baihe was on the scene, he would shake his head regretfully, and then say: "It's still different from the real thing. Animals are not so easy to imitate. If I were in the water...well, if it was Baihe in the water , definitely not so leisurely."

However, none of the people present knew much about Baihe. Just when everyone thought that Peng Zhixin would reach the other side of the river smoothly this time, an arm-long fish suddenly jumped out of the water and rolled in the air before falling into the water, splashing a lot. splash.Usually there are fish jumping out of the river, but soon people don't think so, because the next thing that jumps out is a fish with long arms and sharp teeth in its mouth, and it hits the water with a 'normal' sound , making a loud noise.

"Should we bring the big white goose back?" Yan Hui asked worriedly.

"Um." Yan Mu opened his mouth, and said embarrassedly, "If you hadn't reminded me, I would have almost forgotten about this guy." Since coming here, the big white goose has completely let itself go, wandering in the woods during the day, Occasionally, I come to the river to swim with the big troops, but every time I lay eggs, I will stay in the nest, and the big white goose will guard their own eggs, and will not leave the nest until Yan Mu takes them away.Because this guy is so self-reliant, Yan Mu almost forgot about him.

At this moment, the big white goose is swimming freely not far from the bionic boat. His neck and upper body have all entered the water, leaving only his white and round butt outside. The fish, he looked at it and found that it was too big, so he swam to the bank and put the fish on the bank.Only then did Yan Mu see that there was a small puddle, and there were already many fish in it.

This big white goose can actually store food, indeed.

Seeing more and more big fish coming out of the river, Yan Mu hurried over to take his big white goose away.The big white goose was not angry. The guy shook his feathers, found hay and lay down on it, staring at the river energetically, just like watching a movie.

More and more fish jumped out, and finally a half-meter-long big fish began to attack the bionic boat.The people standing on the shore yelled, and soon someone prepared the rubber boat and was ready to rescue the boss at any time.Yan Mu also stood on the shore, and murmured: "I think those fish probably regard this ship as their natural enemy."

No matter how strong the boat was, it couldn't withstand the attack of a huge number of fish together, but Peng Zhixin insisted on going to the other side, so more and more fish jumped out, and finally they managed to open a hole in the piercing.The cabin began to flood with water, and Peng Zhixin had to open the door and crawl out. He was wearing a bathing suit, and before he could swim, he was held up by a group of fish and brought him back.

I don't know why, seeing this scene, Yan Mu always wants to laugh, and everyone else cares about Peng Zhixin with a smile or not.

He only opened his eyes before going ashore, but when his subordinate approached, Peng Zhixin had already closed his eyes. He wiped his face and said, "I'm fine, fish me up."

Others just wanted to say that the fish in the river were too ferocious, but when they looked at the river surface, they found that the river surface became very calm at some point. If the traces come out, everyone will feel that everything that happened just now is an illusion.

After returning, Peng Zhixin found Yan Mu alone, showed him a shiny disc in his hand, and explained, "What I caught."

"Oh." Yan Mu nodded blankly, he didn't know what it was.

Sending Peng Zhixin away, Xu Fangyan said clearly: "Are we going back?"

As a result of this trip, the big white goose got fatter, ate more, and laid eggs harder.I also found notes from many years ago, and learned about the lives of the cubs back then. Yan Mu felt that he had gained a lot.He regarded Xu Fangyan as his own, and he did not hide some secrets from him. Maybe he regarded Xu Fangyan as his own a long time ago.

But Xu Fangyan was a little unhappy, the two of them didn't get along very well in the world, and there was nothing to gain from this trip.So on the way back, Xu Fangyan discussed with Yan Hui and asked him to take the cubs back with Peng Zhixin, and Yan Mu and himself took another road.

As a self-aware little light bulb, Yan Hui readily agreed.

So Xu Fangyan and Yan Mu changed their course and walked back along another provincial road.The car drove into a very ordinary town, Yan Mu looked at the markets on both sides of the street, and said happily: "I didn't expect there to be a market here, let's go down and buy some local products?"

Shaking his head lightly, Xu Fangyan said lightly: "You go, I'll watch the car here."

"That's fine." Yan Mu nodded, took out his wallet and went straight to the market.

When he was in Tengcheng, Yan Mu had never seen this kind of market. He passed by the small stalls curiously, watching other people bargaining with the stall owners with things.There are all kinds of ingenious big sale horns in my ears, and there are also unknown ones who set up stalls with peace of mind, and wait for someone to be interested before they say the price.The whole bazaar can be said to be full of strange things, and everyone displays their own skills to try to sell more commodities.

As Yan Mu, who knows the price of Tengcheng well, he quickly made a decision after asking some of the prices at the market, and bought some affordable vegetables, meat and fish, etc.When I was about to leave, I passed by the livestock area and saw a half-sized native dog on a leash. A middle-aged man was introducing, "I still have to go to school and pay tuition fees, and I have to plant seeds at home, and I have to spend money on fertilizers and pesticides. I'm sorry for this guy."

"It's not too big or too small to make a pot of vegetables. Whoever buys it back will definitely make a profit." A man next to him echoed.

Hearing this, Yan Mu paused, looking at the puppy tied by a chain, the little guy's watery eyes were looking at him, he might not know that he was about to be sold by his master, and he was still nervous at this moment. next to the owner.

"Brother, how much is this dog?" Yan Mu finally couldn't hold back and asked.

"150 yuan." Seeing Yan Mu approaching, the man tugged on the dog's chain and said.

Not ignoring the flash of greed in the man's eyes, Yan Mu pretended to be suspicious: "I think this dog is only worth fifty, and it is thin and small, with little meat."

"Fifty is not enough, at least one hundred and twelve." The man shook his head.

"One hundred, or I'll go buy something else." Yan Mu pretended to be reluctant.

"Okay." The man grinned.

The little guy refused to go with Yan Mu at first, but after being caught and beaten by the man, he became honest and obediently followed Yan Mu's feet.Back in the car, Xu Fangyan glanced at the puppy and asked, "A native dog?"

"En." Yan Mu patted the puppy's head, took out the jerky for him to eat, and smiled, "That family is really strange, such a black dog with black body and uninteresting mixed hair should be very popular. In a superstitious way, black dogs can ward off evil spirits, isn’t the blood of black dogs in movies exorcising ghosts?”

"Go back and ask him to help us exorcise evil spirits." Xu Fangyan raised the corners of his lips slightly, threw the puppy to the back seat when Yan Mu was not paying attention, and gave him a warning look.Seeing the puppy hiding in fright, Xu Fangyan immediately showed a triumphant smile, parked the car by the river, checked that there was no one around, and invited Yan Mu to go fishing together.

Now that the environmental pollution is getting more and more serious, this rare river with clear water is already extremely rare.Xu Fangyan took out the dried fish, hooks, etc. that he had prepared earlier, and took Yan Mu to the river to prepare bait.The two of them worked together for a while, Yan Mu suddenly smiled and said, "Did you plan it long ago?"

Opening his mouth and laughing, Xu Fangyan did not speak, skillfully hung the bait on the hook and started fishing.This place belongs to the wilderness, and there are square fields on both sides of the river bank, and no one comes to the fields this season.Yan Mu returned to the car and took two blankets and spread them on the floor. The two of them sat side by side. The new puppy was still squatting in the car, refusing to get out of the car. Yan Mu couldn't force him down. .

"Do you think we can catch fish?" Xu Fangyan turned his head and looked at Yan Mu's side face. He felt that the more he looked, the better he looked. , we can grill the fish."

Wiping his cheeks with the back of his hand, Yan Mu said angrily, "You really like to eat fish just like Ah Bai."

"Not only do I like to eat fish, I also like to eat you..." This sentence just blurted out, like a wolf who couldn't wait, Xu Fangyan felt that it was inappropriate after he finished speaking, so he simply broke the jar and said , "We are a couple now, and we should do something we love..."