Cub Recruitment Office

Gossip Forum of the Special Alien Management Office on Earth:

Topic: I decided to go live tonight and let the cats and dogs at home see my real identity. I hope that all departments will cooperate and don't let irrelevant people come to the garden community...

Main building: It is understandable that Mr. Gray Wolf and the little golden cat often take a walk in the community late at night, but other cubs should not come if they have nothing to do. Thank you for your cooperation. ps: This time it is private, so no announcement will be made.

Floor 1: Come on, President, I always feel aggrieved that the identity of the President has not been revealed yet.Wu Yuxiao knew our biggest secret only a week after he joined the company, and now he is working with Mr. Nanbo Rabbit, and already has a mysterious aura.

Floor 2: Come on, Mr. President!Be sure to let the cats and dogs of Minister Yan's family see your identity clearly, you will be another master in the future!I used to secretly go to a human family to play, and their dog said that there were two owners, one of whom appeared later, who was not very kind to him, and often refused to give him eggs, saying that he was afraid that he would get fat!Mr. President, don't be stingy with eggs!

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Building 88992: Tat listened to everyone's advice and prepared a lot of boiled eggs for the dogs and cats at home, but they refused to eat them, saying that they should control their diet and not eat too many things that are easy to gain weight.

Floor 88993: I would like to add that I shipped all these eggs back home. I hope Minister Yan will not be angry.

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Every time the facts will prove that the experience of the cubs in the company is often not advisable, but the little white cat only has this group of partners, and occasionally he will take their opinions when his IQ is not online, and then... it is obvious screwed up.

Originally, the little white cat just planned to turn into a living cat in front of Yan Mu's cats and dogs, to let them know that he can become a human, and that he is the handsome and handsome Yan Mu's boyfriend!But after becoming a human, it can be regarded as officially meeting everyone with another appearance. It is best to take out some gifts or something. After much deliberation, there is nothing to take. The little white cat followed the advice in the post and bought a basket egg.

In the middle of the night, I sneak out, open the door of the storage room, poach eggs with the old microwave oven that was replaced inside, wait for the eggs to cool down and transport them outside, and gather the cats and dogs to prepare to transform into live cats.

Both Meng Ge and Fat Snake are sleeping at home, and the little kangaroo is afraid of being too cold outside, so only the little white cat is busy. Fortunately, the injury on his leg healed very quickly, and now he uses a sweater to cover the naked part. The skin looks much better.

Calling Lame and Missing Tail, the little white cat took off his sweater domineeringly, and then turned into a handsome tall man, introducing himself: "My name is Xu Fangyan, I am Yan Mu’s boyfriend meow. This is for you to eat, it’s warm, and it’s easy to peel.” The cats and dogs at home can peel eggs by themselves, which is a skill that Xu Fangyan discovered by chance.In the past, Yan Mu sometimes boiled some eggs for cats and dogs. These guys peeled the eggs smoothly, and they were really smart.

Looking at the baskets of boiled eggs, the cats squinted their eyes and whispered to each other, and the lame one stood up and meowed.Quewei'er was still calm, but his attitude was very firm. They had already had dinner, and they couldn't eat eggs if they were inappropriate.

I have to say that Yan Mu educated the cats and dogs at home very well, even though some of them felt a little greedy and wanted to eat eggs, but because everyone didn't show up, they quietly endured it.Sometimes Yan Mu would also nag them. Nowadays, there are so many pet dogs and cats because of the unscientific raising of their owners, they slowly become fat people, and then they dislike them and throw them away, waiting for these big fat people to become stray dogs They will gradually lose weight over time, and finally become skinny. If they are not treated well, perhaps these lives will end in obscurity.

Yan Mu didn't want this kind of thing to happen. He nagged more times, and the cats and dogs at home also understood. Not to mention his strong self-control, he even organized large troops to run around the community. The model dog in the neighborhood.

Then Xu Fangyan hit the iron plate, the cats and dogs raised by Yan Mu didn't cooperate.

Everyone said that they knew that the white cat of Yan Mu's family could turn into a human being, and that his identity was Yan Mu's boyfriend, and that he would be another owner of the family in the future.Everyone felt that Xu Fangyan should be the kind of person who is easy to get along with, so they cared about his leg injury and went back to sleep one after another.

Depressedly squatting on the ground and eating an egg, Xu Fangyan lowered his head and pinched his firm belly, and decided to go to the refrigerator to find something to eat.Fortunately, he has the kind of physique that does not eat fat, and he can maintain a perfect figure by eating and eating secretly every day. The little white cat is lying on the mat while drinking yogurt and eating jerky. I feel that the life of a cat is really wonderful. .

But the next day when Yan Mu woke up and saw a big basket of boiled eggs, his head was so big. He looked at the card and said that Xu Fangyan cooked it himself. He originally wanted to give it to their cats and dogs, but they He refused to eat it, so he put it here and let Yan Mu handle it by himself.Although he shouldn't focus all his attention on the boiled eggs, he should also consider why Xu Fangyan can come and go freely in his house, but he no longer struggles when he thinks about the cubs in his house who come and go freely.

"Make some mashed potato egg cups and give them to colleagues in the company." Yan Mu said helplessly.

Peel the boiled eggs and cut them in half. Mix the egg yolks with steamed potatoes and milk. Squeeze on the protein with a piping bag, just like ice cream. It looks good and tastes good.Yan Mu made all the boiled eggs and took them to the company to give to his colleagues.

Other companies would definitely think that Yan Mu's things are too casual and worthless, but in their company, most people have hidden foodie attributes...

There was also a gift from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, and Yan Mu also found out about a gossip.Wu Yuxiao’s attitude in the negotiations with the relevant departments was very firm. At the beginning, his parents were on his side, but it didn’t take long for people from the relevant departments to find them to state their pros and cons. If Wu Yuxiao’s parents still wanted to live in human society If you want to mess around, you must compromise, so Wu Yu smiled and turned around to break up with his parents, and moved to the office of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs by himself, where he lived, ate, worked and worked.

The behavior of this cute boy was supported by everyone in the company, and some people advised him not to quarrel with his parents too much. After all, they are his relatives. Wu Yu smiled and replied very interestingly. He said so, "We just have different positions. It's okay for objective reasons to separate us temporarily. I still love my parents emotionally, but my relationship doesn't conflict with my career. I can't compromise unconditionally because of my relationship. Also, The love between me and my parents is not the same as that of giving birth and nurturing grace, the principle that if parents are too big, they will never make mistakes was eliminated 800 years ago."

In the end, Wu Yuxiao's parents were the same. They loved their son, but they would not force him to change for themselves. They are very open-minded in this regard.

So the current situation is that Wu Yuxiao has completely become a member of the company, not only knowing the secrets, but also participating in the negotiation process, such a smooth progress is probably not expected by everyone.When the human beings from the relevant departments come to talk to the company's high-level executives in the future, Wu Yuxiao can charge forward. He is also a human being, and he understands human beings better. Coupled with the mysterious aura taught by Mr. Nan Botu, he is simply invincible. Of course This is all for later.

Eating the snacks given by Yan Mu, Wu Yu smiled mysteriously and pulled Yan Mu to the corner, saying, "I'm going to visit that hyena on behalf of the company."

"Isn't he going to be sentenced to death?" Yan Mu said a little confused, "It's okay to wait until the verdict is delivered."

"Hehe, you are still too naive. Anything can happen before the result of the matter. Don't forget that our culture has been passed down for thousands of years, and we started playing word games thousands of years ago." Wu Yu smiled. Thieves said, "Anyway, I don't believe that they will do what they say, even so they will make excuses for themselves, believe me, Yan Xiaomu, all politicians will play hooligans, whoever plays well will more successful."

Taking advantage of the time for lunch, Wu Yuxiao ran over and sent Yan Hui to a cafeteria near the company to eat seafood, then dragged Yan Mu into a private car and ran to the mysterious department concerned.Growing up in this environment since childhood, Wu Yuxiao was very familiar with dealing with them. He led Yan Mu to a room and saw a man with a scar on his face lying on the bed.

The smell in the room was a bit unpleasant. The hyena rolled his eyes immediately when he saw them, and said lazily, "What? Want to see how my bereaved dog looks like? I'm sorry to disappoint you."

"Now the evidence is solid. You killed Xiao Wang. He used to be your boyfriend." Yan Mu said, staring into the hyena's eyes.

Sitting up with a smile, the hyena looked at Yan Mulu's fair neck, licked his lips and said, "Humans taste really delicious. The meat I ate before was too rubbish. From now on..."

Before Yan Mu could speak, Wu Yu smiled and pushed him outside the door, and said in a voice that only two people could hear: "Yan Xiaomu, you are so simple, talking to this kind of hyena requires skill, so it's better for me to do it. "

Pushed out in a daze, Yan Mu turned his head to look at the person standing not far away, and immediately looked away.This is said to be a temporary foothold established by relevant departments. After all, hyenas have a special status and cannot be exposed or seen by ordinary people. It is difficult to achieve such conditions in a modern society with such advanced technology.

Not long after, Wu Yuxiao walked out of the room, smiled at Yan Mu, and said, "It's done."

Wu Yuxiao's principles of dealing with people are different from Yan Mu's. He is terrifyingly smart, and some things can be seen at a glance. For example, the living conditions of the hyena in the room are very good, obviously not like a prisoner who is about to be executed.Putting it on Yan Mu, he might only be emotional, and would lie still and wait for the next opportunity, but Wu Yu said no, he created the opportunity by himself and made a quick decision.

"Yan Xiaomu, sometimes the law of the jungle is the most fundamental law of survival, otherwise human ancestors would not have evolved step by step..."