Cub Recruitment Office

Anonymous Forum of the Earth Ad Hoc Alien Management Office:

Topic: My eyelids keep twitching today, I don't know if something good or bad will happen, I hope it's...

Main Building: Good thing.But I thought about it for a while, and I didn't find anything that might happen.The family just gave birth to a son, and he is intensively breastfeeding. Fortunately, he knows where to go for convenience, otherwise, peeing shit and peeing will definitely make people collapse.The daughter-in-law is recovering after giving birth. I can't do it for the time being. I can only bear with it. Even if the daughter-in-law asks, I can't agree to it for the sake of his health. Oh...

Floor 1: You are really good enough, the landlord, are you sure you are not here to show off?We single dogs don't want to talk to the landlord!

Floor 2: There is an old saying that the left eye jumps for money and the right eye jumps for disaster. Are you jumping with the left eye or the right eye?Just because you have nothing to do with your family doesn't mean that the company has nothing to do with it. I think this matter should be taken seriously.

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Floor 789: qaq is just right, something really happened.Originally, there was nothing to do at home, so I thought about going out for a stroll, and stopped by to see what Minister Yan and the leopard cub were doing, and I never expected that something would happen.Things are really impermanent, and things that haven't happened should never be judged.

Floor 790: Some things are inconvenient to say, please don't rush to reply, there will be an explanation when the matter is finished, thank you for your cooperation.

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Watching the door close, and the sound of fighting coming from inside, Yan Mu's heart was almost in his throat, so he ran over quickly and pushed the door hard.At this time, the door was suddenly locked, and the sound of fighting inside became even louder.

The moment he entered the door, the little white cat turned into Xu Fangyan. He pulled a piece of cloth around his waist, stared at the other with huge pupils, and asked: "You killed Xiao Wang? Why did you kill me?" will appear here?"

"Why can't I appear here? The earth is not created by your family. Besides, there are many people on the earth that you don't know. Why are you only targeting me?" There is a very deep scar from the eyelid to the jaw, There are also traces of stitches. If the wound is a little more biased, he may not be able to keep his eyeballs.When speaking, an unpleasant smell came out of his mouth, like rotten meat, and the smell in the room was also very unpleasant, and only this kind of person could live in such a place calmly.

"Hyena!" Xu Fangyan slightly widened his eyes and looked at the man standing opposite him, "You shouldn't be here?"

"It's still the same sentence, where I appear is none of your business?" The hyena stuck out the tip of its tongue, licking its lips, "It is said that the human beings on the earth are really delicious, not only delicious but also playable, the taste is really..."

In the next second, Xu Fangyan swung his fist. He was in great shape and had very good explosive power. He was not at a disadvantage against the hyena.But after a few rounds, the hyena transformed into a speckled hyena with mucus dripping from its mouth. He threw himself on Xu Fangyan fiercely, trying to bite him.The form of a white cat cub is not suitable for fighting, so Xu Fangyan had to use a human form to deal with this hyena. He was still shocked because he never thought that there would be such a notorious animal on earth.

"I don't know why we appeared on the earth back then, but you must not appear!" Xu Fangyan fiercely grabbed the hyena's neck.

The hyena, on the other hand, has an extremely thick neck and great strength. He refused to admit defeat, and twisted his body violently, trying to get out of Xu Fangyan's control.There was a hoo hoo sound in the throat, and the hyena grinned and exhaled, "I'm happy again. I don't have a registered permanent residence, but you do. If you dare to kill me, then your troubles will come. Don’t think about freely entering and leaving human society in the future, haha.”

This kind is a lump, and if you throw it away with your hands, it will stick to your hands. Even if it is clear and clean, you can still smell disgusting.

Throwing the hyena against the wall, Xu Fangyan said coldly, "Then you can do it yourself."

Opening the door, the little white cat ran out quickly, wanting to take Yan Mu away.But Yan Mu didn't cooperate with him, the leopard cub also stood up, walked slowly to the door, watched as it climbed up inside, and was staring fiercely at the hyena over here.

At this moment, the blood of the leopard cub was boiling violently. He walked in, looked at the animal he had seen on TV, and rushed up quickly.Even though he has a melancholy temperament and spends most of the day lying in the nest with his eyes closed, this leopard cub has developed very well. His muscles are smooth and graceful, and his movements are very fast. Even afterimages appear in the air.

He felt that his blood was boiling, and he wanted to fight this hyena. He had Yan Mu as his backing, so he didn't have any worries.

Seeing the situation in the room clearly, Yan Mu immediately thought of the dead Xiao Wang, picked up a brick from the side and rushed in.Yan Mu himself is average, and his dynamic vision is not so good. He just took pictures based on his feeling. When the leopard cub looked back, he almost peed in fright. He hurriedly avoided the brick and pushed the hyena's head down.

There was no obvious wound on the hard dog's head, but the hyena was stunned.Yan Mu quickly dragged a piece of cloth over the hyena's head and beat him up, then called Yan Yi and asked him to take the hyena away to see if he was the murderer.

Proudly lying in Yan Mu's arms, the little white cat raised his head and watched the hyena being taken away. He was once again proud of finding Yan Mu, his lover. Look, he couldn't be cruel because of his status, but Yan Mu is a native human on earth. , There is no need to be scruples at all, I beat you every minute without any discussion.The wayward leopard cub was also carried back by Yan Mu. He was a little injured. For the first time, he felt that pretending to be depressed and suffering from secondary illness was useless. If he wanted to be a successful leopard, he still had to exercise hard. Only like-minded exchanges...

"Ah Bai, you are injured." When talking to Yan Yi, Yan Mu kept holding the little white cat and didn't notice it. On the way home, he found blood on his leg.

I was very lucky when I met the hyena, and I shot it with a brick, but the little white cat didn't seem to be so lucky.The pet doctor shaved the little white cat, and said, "If I hadn't known you for a long time, I would have doubted whether you had a special status, otherwise you would have encountered such a thing that no one else would have encountered in a lifetime." It's..."

The little white cat lay down obediently, but he was still a little unhappy to see the fur on his legs being shaved. He turned his head to look at Yan Mu, with a little begging in his eyes.Standing by the side and looking at the little white cat, Yan Mu smiled and said: "Ah Bai is actually someone else's cat, but he has always lived in my house. His master... well, you know, he has a very good relationship with me. But I have to doubt Your identity is different from that of an ordinary veterinarian? Except for you, I have never seen any veterinarian who does research part-time and has a good relationship with the zoo."

After checking the wound, disinfecting it and helping to bandage it, the doctor clicked his tongue and said, "At least I can put those things on the surface, but what about yours?"

Seeing the little white cat's legs wrapped like rice dumplings, Yan Mu hugged it distressedly, "I'm going back, goodbye."

"Is there anything you dare not say." The doctor snorted, "Isn't Cheng Baihe's father still living with me? Cheng Baihe is not young anymore, is it a bit inappropriate for me to be someone's father? Take him out in the future If we play together, will others think we are brothers..."

The food at home was completely cold, seeing Yan Mu came back, Yan Hui immediately took the food to the kitchen to heat it up.It was already very late after the family had finished eating, Yan Mu didn't say what happened to him, and looked at Meng Ge's son who was well taken care of, and went to bed.

In the middle of the night, the little white cat carefully looked at the gauze on his leg, and then sighed in disgust.The fur is a very important part of a cat, it can protect their delicate skin, and it can also block some damage, and now the fur on the legs is shaved.

"Master President, do you want to notify Minister Jin about this matter?" Meng Ge crawled out from under the bed to make milk and rice for his son, and then coaxed Fat Snake to sleep before crawling out to report to work.

"Let him come here." The little white cat stood on three legs, and ran unsteadily to search for food in the refrigerator, "No matter what time it is, hyenas are notorious. I originally thought that those black households on the earth There are no hyenas, but reality gave me a slap in the face. Our company has always been aloof and abided by the agreement with humans, but this does not mean that humans will protect us, especially in the face of powerful enemies, they Maybe you can only protect yourself."

"But for the convenience of life, the company's high-level personnel still have to abide by the agreement." Meng Ge was also a little entangled, "Black households are good, but there are also some disadvantages, especially when many people in the company are dragging their families."

This is also the reason why the company's personnel have always been law-abiding. It's not that they can't fight according to their own ideas, or completely ignore the rules, but then they must protect their cubs and ensure that they will not be harmed.If those black households are against them, at least their deaths will not cause much disturbance, but they cannot. Their lives are protected by human beings to a certain extent. If they die, they must give exact reasons.

The agreement is like a fig leaf aboveboard, covering what is rotten or intact inside.This thing is like a chicken rib, it's tasteless to eat, and it's a pity to discard it. At this stage, it is urgently needed, but when encountering certain things, it is because of this thing.

"It seems that we still have to rely on Minister Yan." Seeing the little white cat drinking yogurt but refusing to speak, Meng Ge said, "It shouldn't take long for people from the relevant departments to come over. Do you want the Ministry of Foreign Affairs to come?"

"Well, let Mr. Nan Botu promote a trustworthy human follower, we can't let our own people communicate with them every time, deal with human beings, or human beings are more suitable." After drinking a bottle of yogurt, the little white cat took out the lunch box He began to chew on the rice balls in his mouth. It was his favorite flavor of squid. Perhaps this was specially reserved for him by Yan Mu?

Meng Ge swallowed, resisting the idea of ​​going back to eat snacks and continued, "It shouldn't be hard to find a trustworthy human being from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs. Mr. President, does this want human beings to participate in the affairs between us? But..."