Me and my Apollo husband

The tide is high, and one wave of sea water has not faded away, and another wave comes up again.Handsome suddenly jumped up from his chair, cheered and ran towards the beach.

"Handsome!" Zhou Meng shouted loudly.

The wind was a little strong, and he squinted his eyes.

Yingjun picked up something from the beach and raised his hands high when he stood up, "Zhou Meng~ I want to eat crab~"

"How do you grill this thing?" Zhou Meng put the crab on the grill, and the handsome man stared at the crab crawling back and forth with a miraculous expression, and suddenly reached out to grab it: "I'll kill it first and then grill it. "

"You can just throw it up when you're done." Zhou Meng ignored him, turned around and walked towards the figure sitting by the reef in the distance.

"What's the matter? Isn't it just closing a bar?" Zhou Meng sat down next to Ju Ziqing and patted him on the shoulder, "Don't you have other businesses? It's not your style to be so unhappy."

Ju Ziqing sat on the reef, facing Zhou Mang sideways, his face looked a bit quiet and melancholy under the reflection of the setting sun on the other side of the coast.Zhou Meng felt that this was not like him.

"I'm not here for this." Ju Ziqing said in a single sentence.

Zhou Meng didn't ask him what's wrong, just looked at him.

After a while, Ju Ziqing looked up at the sea and sighed: "Zhou Meng, there are not many people in the world who are as lucky as you."

Zhou Meng raised his eyebrows noncommittally.

"Here." Ju Ziqing raised his chin back, pointing at the handsome man who was struggling with the crab.He failed to kill the crab, but was besieged by several crabs and had nowhere to stay on the beach.

Zhou Meng smiled, turned around, looked at Ju Ziqing for a while, and asked, "What's the matter with you and Qin Huai?"

"What can I do with him." Ju Ziqing spread his hands, "We have nothing to do with each other at all."

"Really?" Zhou Meng asked suspiciously.

Ju Ziqing was a little scared by him, "Why should I lie to you?"

"Ziqing, you have matured a lot." Zhou Meng said suddenly.

"Really." Ju Ziqing smirked a bit, with a somewhat complacent look: "You think I'm mature too?"

"Who else thinks you're mature?"

"On that day Qin..." Ju Ziqing paused again when he was on the verge of speaking, and punched Zhou Meng, "Well, you are talking about me."

At the same time, his face quickly turned red.

"Is this also a cliché?" Zhou Meng looked at him amusedly, "Well, you have matured a lot if you can hold back your words."

Thinking about the past, Ju Ziqing even showed Zhou Meng his chat records with Qin Huai, and Zhou Meng was worried that he would cause trouble for Qin Huai.But now it seems that Ju Ziqing has indeed matured a lot.

Ju Ziqing looked a little nervous: "You, don't talk nonsense. I don't want others to know that he has a friend like me."

"If you're just friends, I don't think you need to be nervous." Zhou Meng said, "Relax Ju Ziqing, Qin Huai has friends all over the world, and you are just one of his many friends."

Ju Ziqing stepped down his shoulders again, "It's so ruthless."

Zhou Meng patted him on the shoulder, "It seems that the revolution has not yet succeeded, and comrades still need to work hard! Come on!"

Ju Ziqing glanced at him sleepily, "Thinking that everyone is as lucky as you, a handsome guy fell from the sky."

Zhou Meng rolled his eyes, and was about to say something, when suddenly a shout came from not far behind: "Zhou Meng! Help! The crab has become a sperm!"

Zhou Meng turned around and took a look, hey, good guy, I saw red crabs all over the beach, with little red dots everywhere, and I almost got goosebumps at a glance.And handsome was surrounded by the chair in the middle, holding the sun umbrella and shaking, and the crabs in all directions were crawling towards him.

"Ahhhh! I won't eat, I won't eat! Please let me go! I won't eat crabs anymore! Woooooo, Zhou gangster, come and save me."

Handsome has no shoes and bare feet, so he dare not jump off and run.With so many crabs, Zhou gangster didn't dare to act without authorization. He was also wearing flip flops. Ju Ziqing ran home and changed into a pair of boots, and then took a bucket and a dustpan for garbage collection.

"What are you doing with the bucket?" Zhou Meng shouted.He thought that Ju Ziqing had gone home to get the shoes, and Yingjun was about to howl like a wolf.

"He can't even fit my shoes." Ju Ziqing scooped up the crabs with a dustpan and dumped them into the bucket, and said excitedly, "If we sell these crabs to the aquatic product market, they will definitely fetch a lot of money!"

Zhou Meng went to the house to find his own leather shoes and put them on, then took the handsome sneakers and ran out, and ran along the path Ju Ziqing shoveled from the crab beach to put the shoes on handsome.

Handsome cried silently, hugging Zhou Meng's waist tightly.Zhou Meng laughed at him, "Look at your size, why are you so scared by crabs?"

"There are thousands, tens of thousands of crabs!" Yingjun's eyes widened, "I will be eaten by them until there is not even a scum left!"

"Then I made two grilled crabs, do you want to eat them?"

"Where is it?" Yingjun asked subconsciously.

Zhou Meng looked at him with a smile on his face. After looking around handsomely, he knew that Zhou Meng was lying to him. He grabbed Zhou Meng's ass with both hands and rubbed it. "Okay, if you dare to lie to me, I won't eat crabs, but I will eat you."

"Hey! I said you two can show your affection, can you watch the occasion? Hey! There is an army of crabs here!" Ju Ziqing's voice came.

Zhou Meng looked at the ground and found that the road that Ju Ziqing had just shoveled had been covered with more red dots, and now Ju Ziqing was also surrounded in the middle and dared not move.

Handsome jumped up with a wow, Zhou Meng took his hand and called Ju Ziqing, "Run!"

Ju Ziqing was still holding his bucket and dustpan, unable to move even an inch under the siege of the crab army, and the crabs in the bucket even got up and crawled onto his face.Ju Ziqing yelled in fright.

Zhou Meng shouted angrily: "Why are you still holding the bucket? Why don't you throw it away!"

When the three of them rushed out of the crab beach like crazy and rushed home, they were all out of breath.The three of them sat slumped on the floor of the small bungalow on the second floor of Juziqing, staring dumbfounded at the green plastic bucket turning into a crab bucket in just a dozen seconds, and then turning into powder in an even shorter period of time. in the invisible.

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The three of them looked at each other in dismay, their expressions were no exaggeration, they just walked through the gate of hell.

"Fuck." Ju Ziqing murmured, "I finally realized why they were so happy when they sold this house to me."

Seeing the army of crabs encircling the grill again, without any signs of fading away, Ju Ziqing's face was ashen, "My God, do you think they will come over, eat the house, and then eat us?"

"Shouldn't run so far." Zhou Meng saw that the ingredients disappeared, leaving a bare grill, he swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and glanced at the distant waves, "When the next wave comes, Should be able to take them away."

"No." A handsome and deep voice suddenly came from behind, "When the next wave comes, it will bring more crabs."

Ju Ziqing and Zhou Meng stared at him.

Yingjun's expression at this moment has obviously become very serious. He stared deeply at the army of crabs approaching here at a speed that cannot be underestimated, and said, "I already know what's going on."

"What's going on?" Zhou Meng and Ju Ziqing asked in unison.

"I was hunted down by the enemy."

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"...Who is your enemy?" Zhou Meng asked.

Handsome pointed to the turbulent sea in the distance: "The overlord of the sea, Poseidon was driven down from the sky by Zeus. He has power second only to Zeus, and when he gets angry, earthquakes and tsunamis will occur. These crab armies are sent by him. , He wants to turn me into powder like that bucket."

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"Zhou Meng, let's call the police."

"I think so too. Has something like this happened before?" Zhou Meng took out his phone and dialed 119.

"No. Hey, as you know, I bought this house less than half a year ago. I usually rent an apartment in the city center. I plan to keep it for vacation. The couple were very straightforward. I thought I Earned, who knows what's going on..."

Handsome, who was ignored as mentally handicapped, kept pointing to the sea as if turning into a sculpture.

When the firefighter uncle arrived with a fire engine, three people were hugging the railing and screaming.So that night there was an instant news on the Internet: Three men were surrounded by an army of crabs when they were trying to grill crabs at the beach. There were also several vivid photos below, each of which seemed to be able to make up [-] jokes.The next piece of comments is full of "hahahahahahahahahahaha three idiots", and the formation is very neat.

Then some sharp-eyed netizens discovered:

"Hey! Isn't that Luoboa?? A newcomer who just became popular recently."

"It really seems to be Luoboa, hahahaha, why does that handsome face have such an expression? My sister also said that he is the most handsome man in the past ten years. Hahahaha no, I must give this picture to him. She wants to marry Apollo."

"Why does the little brother next to me look so familiar...I think there is a small fresh pornography in which the protagonists are these two people? Or am I wrong?"

"Ah, you read that right! That's Ju Ziqing next to him! These two people just filmed Da Baojian's classic masterpiece "Sweet Green" last year! It was at that time that Luoboa went to sea for the first time, and that was the last time the two of them filmed. A film! After filming, Luoboa was taken away by his agent and quit Al, and Ju Ziqing also retired. Oh my god, I never thought that I would see them in the same frame one day! So happy, so happy! "Purple Youth" is my My favorite pure love movie, Ma Dan is really good-looking, fleshy and sexy! Especially the slaves, the waist is so thin, the buttocks are so big, big, big~ ouch! I didn’t find Ju Ziqing so delicious before! I want to sleep he!"

"Ask for an address!"

"Old driver! The pure love version I bought has no meat scenes! The limited edition is gone! I beg the old driver to lead the way!"

"Butt.jpg. And the little red mole... the seven-star mole... [nosebleed]"

"Oh, ah, the blood tank is empty, please guide me to more movies."

"There are only pictures on the Internet, and you can't find the full source of the film. You can find it on Dabaojian's official website. They charge a fee, and the property rights of crude films are also protected, but old films are not expensive."

"Aww, I saw a lot of them, and they are not expensive!"

Just when the group shared the address under the comment, someone poured cold water:

"I'll tell you an unfortunate fact: the meat scene in "Sexy Youth" is a stand-in."

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"Stand-ins are usually faceless, and they can't be found."

"Sorrowful Sang.jpg. I've been masturbating that ass for a long time."

"The upstairs is exposed."

"I want to tell you some good news: the stand-in is the third person in the photo. He is Roboa's manager, and the two are now together. Come and bless them. Refill Hart."

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"I remember that this manager seems to be Ju Ziqing's manager as well? Those who make films are very attached to their manager, and many of them have indescribable relationships with the manager. But this manager rejected him after Luoboa appeared. All the actors under him, only concentrate on leading him alone."

"So the manager abandoned Ju Ziqing?"

"Then what are the three of them doing together now? Are they going to die together with crabs? Forgive me for the bloody love triangle that filled my brain with [-] words in minutes."

"...What a gorgeous triangle of love, hatred, and hatred."

"Your circle is really messed up."

"Really. Your circle is really chaotic."

"Crabs are innocent."

"It must be that crabs can't get used to this bloody drama."

"Crabs are innocent 1."

In just one night, the hahahahaha three idiots who were highly commented have turned into 'crabs are innocent'.

I don't know what happened, anyway, after Zhou Meng and Yingjun finally went back to their residence and rested for the night, they turned on their phone the next morning and found that all the headlines about this news turned into: 'Your circle is really messed up The Love and Hate of Three Men and Tens of Thousands of Crabs'