Me and my Apollo husband

Leaving aside the missing pair of pants, Zhou Meng and Yingjun dragged their suitcases to find the address arranged by the company. After packing everything up, they were as tired as dead dogs.Zhou Meng poured out his money again and the two went to the restaurant to have a delicious meal, and returned to the dormitory to sleep soundly at night.

This is how my life in America began.Zhou Meng accompanied Yingjun to the class for about a month, and found that although he was sleeping in class, he could understand what the teacher said, and after two quizzes, Yingjun's performance level was the best in the class. All the teachers praised him as being handsome and smart.

That Joyce never came to teach them again, but Zhou Meng often encountered some unspeakable strange things.For example, when he was sleeping in the middle of the night, he always felt that someone was walking back and forth in the room, and sometimes he heard the sound of arguing.But there are only him and handsome in this room.

"It's you who are dreaming." Handsome explained indifferently.

Another example is that when they wake up in the morning or go home at night, their dormitory will often have some very rich special food, such as Boston lobster, Chicago hot dog, blue crab from Chesapeake Bay, clam chowder, and even okra There is such a thing as soup.It often left Zhou Meng stunned, not to mention that he often opened his eyes in the morning to see Yingjun eating ice cream and donuts.

"Well, I just went to buy it..." Faced with Zhou Meng's questioning eyes, Yingjun tried to explain.

"It's six o'clock in the morning." Zhou Meng glanced at the watch on the table. It was five fifty to be precise. He was woken up by the sound of mice chewing.Then he found a naked man sitting next to the single bed opposite, with a chicken coop curly hair opening a box of freshly baked egg tarts.

"There is a 24-hour restaurant here." Yingjun said without changing his expression.

"But as far as I know, the restaurant that can serve Boston lobster is ten bus stops away from where we live." Zhou Meng glanced at the handsome guy in boxers, "And you obviously just got out of bed .”

"I ordered takeaway." Yingjun dug a spoonful of delicious fresh egg tarts and stuffed them into Zhou Meng's mouth, "My dear wife, come and have a taste~"

Zhou Meng just woke up, he is still a little dull.After chewing twice, I felt something in my mouth, and spit it out.

A piece of eggshell.

"..." The handsome eyebrows twitched visibly, silently picking up the eggshells and destroying the corpse, "It's only six o'clock, go on to sleep."

Well, maybe it really was a dream.Zhou Meng turned over in a daze, his eyelids closed uncontrollably.

On this day, Zhou Meng was in the supermarket picking out household items, and Yingjun, a foodie, went to the seafood section to buy.Zhou Meng estimated the contents of the shopping cart, and said, "Enough is enough, don't buy so much."

"But I still want to eat lobster..." Yingjun blinked his green eyes and begged.

Zhou Meng sighed, "Don't you have turkey? Did you eat so much at night? The lobster must be fresh and alive to taste. Come buy it next week."

At this time, he saw a suspected terrorist wearing a hat and fully armed looking towards them in the deli area behind. This person had been following them mysteriously for a long time.

"Handsome, we seem to be being followed." Zhou Meng said to Yingjun quietly.

"I'll go and have a look." Under Zhou Meng's shocked eyes, Yingjun reached out and grabbed three big lobsters solemnly, turned around and walked back.

After a while, he came back jumping up and down with joy on his face: "There is no one, what are you afraid of with your husband around?"

"...Where's the lobster?" Zhou Meng asked.

"Huh?" Handsome blinked, his hands empty.

"Oh God!—" Suddenly, the salesperson's scream came from not far behind: "Here is a man who swallowed a lobster—"

Security was dispatched, and the masses of the US imperialists watched strongly.

Zhou Meng tried to rush over, but was hugged by Yingjun.

"What happened?" Zhou Meng asked.

"I don't know, don't join in the fun, what if it's robbed—" Before Yingjun could finish speaking, he heard louder shouts from over there.

"A robbery!!! That man has stolen three huge lobsters! Alive! Just swallowed them!! In his belly!!! Oh my god grandpa!"

There was a commotion, and among the chaotic crowd, it seemed that a tall, thin man in black rushed out of the supermarket with lightning speed.Followed by the police and security in wild pursuit.

"There are frequent riots here." Yingjun frowned and nodded, and tightened Zhou Meng's hand, "So don't come out when you are alone."

Zhou Meng thought it was weird, but he couldn't tell.The two returned to the apartment after shopping. Zhou Meng took all the food to the kitchen, and then found three lobsters that were not small in size crawling around in the pool. Under the direct sunlight, they seemed to be shining brightly. Wave...is that saliva? ?

"Handsome!!!!" Zhou Meng screamed.

Almost the next moment, Yingjun appeared in the kitchen, he picked up Zhou Meng and put him behind him, he turned around in a daze to face the powerful enemy that caused his wife to scream in panic: "What the hell!"

"Lobster!" Zhou Meng pointed to the pool, "Why are there lobsters?!"

Seeing the lobster, Handsome was visibly relieved.He faltered and hawed and couldn't explain clearly, so he turned Zhou Meng in a circle and pushed him to the bedroom.

"Oh, I just bought it!"

Often when the explanation is not clear, Yingjun will launch the technique of forcing serious nonsense. Although the logic does not make sense, Zhou Meng is always unable to open his mouth to refute him.Over time, Zhou Meng sometimes felt depressed because he suspected that he was schizophrenic and unconscious.

Sometimes he would dream at night that there were two naked psychos running around in his room fighting.

"Oh my dear Highness, is the dinner served today not to your taste? Why are you so angry? Oh, do you know that as your priest, whenever your beautiful eyes stare at me so angrily My heart is going to melt..."

"Shut up!" Another familiar voice said, "The next time you appear in my wife's sight range, I will punish you to clean the toilets in the entire temple! Also, how dare you spit on a lobster?!"

"Your Majesty, it's not that I deliberately disrespected you, it's because of the special circumstances at that time..."

Zhou Meng woke up after being bitten by a mosquito, "Hiss..."

He opened his eyes.

In the silent room, the lights were on, and the handsome man was lying on the bed with his feet up, his snoring was earth-shattering.Zhou Meng rubbed his eyes, got up and picked up the thin blanket on the ground, and put it on the handsome belly.

I yawned, turned off the lights and went to sleep.

Zhou Meng found a part-time job here, helping people do post-editing in a film factory, so that he could earn some pocket money after a month.Although there are company packages for courses, board and lodging here, Yingjun can't get enough of the things in the cafeteria, and it costs a lot of money to take him out every moonlight to buy snacks and so on.And winter is coming soon, and Zhou Meng has to prepare winter clothes... You can't always use your savings, it won't work if you continue like this.

Zhou Meng, who was busy in front of the computer, straightened up and stretched his waist. An enthusiastic American colleague invited him to play in a nightclub, but Zhou Meng declined amicably.He intends to finish this last point, and has to hurry back to have dinner with Yingjun, and today he promised Yingjun to take him to eat seafood.

At eight o'clock in the evening, Zhou Meng got off work.He called Yingjun, who said he was reading in the library of xxx University.Zhou Meng remembered that the restaurant he reserved was also near the school, so he asked Yingjun to wait for him there.Take a taxi and it's just over 20 minutes away.

Yingjun sent him a location before, so after arriving at school, Zhou Meng didn't call Yingjun.Instead, he followed the location and found it, wanting to surprise Yingjun, but when he arrived at the entrance of the library, he was blocked because there was no library card.

Helpless, Zhou Meng had no choice but to call Yingjun.

"Wait for me there." Yingjun said so and hung up the phone.

Zhou Meng stood under the steps, he looked up at the magnificent temple-like building behind him, and let out a deep breath.

That's great, our handsome is also a good boy who loves to read.

After 1 minute, handsome came out.

"Why did you run in? How far away." The handsome pair of long legs came down the steps in three or two steps, and approached Zhou Meng happily.

Zhou Meng noticed that he was still holding two books in his hands, and he twisted his neck to carefully identify the English words on them: "Clinical...psychology...forty studies..."

Handsome pushed him out, "Let's go, let's eat seafood."

"Do you like psychology?" Zhou Meng asked strangely.

"Just take a look."

The two of them were walking side by side through the fountain when they suddenly heard someone shouting handsome behind them.Zhou Meng wanted to turn his head several times, but was always pushed forward by Yingjun.Until the sound got closer and closer, Zhou Meng turned his head curiously.

"Hi, Zhou Meng, hello." A handsome mixed-race man with a ponytail ran over lightly. He seemed to be chasing him a little anxiously, and he was panting slightly.

Zhou Meng blinked his eyes and looked at this person several times, "You are... Qiao..."

This time he made sure he was right.Zhou Meng took a look at Yingjun, and smiled.And handsome, pretending to look around the scenery.

"Joyce." The beauty smiled, "Joyce Maria."

"Hello, Mr. Qiao." Faced with Joyce's elegance, Zhou Meng still greeted them warmly. He remembered that this Joyce was still generously paying for them in the cafe. "Oh, by the way, I haven't paid you back the cake money you gave me last time. I saw that you were very busy and didn't have time..."

"Don't mention that again." Joyce frowned and shook his head slightly, as if he disliked Zhou Meng's rudeness and vulgarity.

"Why don't you invite me to dinner tonight." Then he said, the connection was so natural that Zhou Meng almost said yes.

"Eh?" Zhou Meng was obviously taken aback.

Yingjun frowned, "Why did you come with us to eat? Besides, we all went to the kind of roadside snacks. You look so refreshed, why did you come here?"

Joyce smiled slightly, his snow-white forehead was wet with sweat, and his black bangs were pinned behind his ears by his slender fingers.His voice was soft and lingering, "You can eat it, why can't I? Roadside snacks are also good. I'm familiar with this area. I can also be your tour guide and help you peel lobsters." , and I can help you with the toilet paper..."

Zhou Meng's eyes widened: "You just said you are good at toilet paper???"

"You heard me wrong." Joyce smiled beautifully and noblely, "I'm talking about a newspaper, the Los Angeles California Evening News-Would you like a copy?"

"No..." The newspaper he just said?Zhou Meng turned his head to ask Yingjun for confirmation, but Yingjun just put a hand on his forehead as if he was very sad.

I don't know what happened, although Zhou Meng and Yingjun tried their best to reject Joyce's kindness, they still got into Joyce's old Ford car 10 minutes later.

That’s right, it’s very old, it creaks when you sit on it, and the whole car floats up and down when handsome sits on it, that kind of old broken car.

Joyce's laughter was gentle and beautiful, "Let me take you to No. xxx on xxx street. There are many fresh lobsters with delicious meat. The most important thing is that I have a membership card, which can give you a [-]% discount."

The vehicle started and ran over a puddle, causing several foreign girls to raise their middle fingers.

Zhou Meng's heart was in a daze.

The handsome expression is broken.

The author has something to say:

Zhou Meng: Today is also spent in a daze...

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Handsome (press and beat someone): Make you pretend to be cool.

A certain priest said with a bloody head: Oh my lord, how can you say that you are so irritable?Oh I see, it must have been too long away from the mountains.Look, what am I talking about, a pretty and lovely one like you—

Handsome: I'll kill you for paralyzing you!

(Congratulations to Sun God for punching out the meteor shower.)

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