Me and my Apollo husband

The weather in July is very hot. Because Zhou Meng is not at home often, there is no air conditioner in his room, and there is only one broken fan all year round.In previous years, Zhou Meng was usually at the company during this month. This year, he had an opportunity to take a vacation. He planned to rest at home for two days, but he was sweating profusely after sitting in front of the computer for a long time.

"Tsk. It's really hot today." Zhou Meng got up from his seat and pulled the shorts stuck to his buttocks.The old electric fan made the sound of Ula Ula, as if it was using the last bit of strength to linger and hoarse.

Zhou Meng came downstairs and took a piece of watermelon from the refrigerator, and went outside while gnawing on it.Another advantage of the house they rented is that there is a small grassland of about [-] square meters in the back, where Ms. Zhang usually likes to grow some onions, garlic sprouts, cabbage and so on.

In such a weather where the grass was about to be basked in the sun, Yingjun somehow got a sun umbrella and a broken mat, threw himself on the grass, and was lying there naked facing the sun.

"Handsome, it's so hot, do you still pray?" Zhou Meng squatted beside him with a watermelon in his mouth and asked vaguely.

The handsome man on the mat was wearing sunglasses, his forehead, ears, and neck were covered with sweat, his face was tense, as if he was very serious.

Zhou Meng stretched out his finger and poked the handsome pouty cheek. He just touched the frozen watermelon with his hand, and it was cold.With this poke, Yingjun shuddered, turned his head suddenly, and took Zhou Meng's finger in his mouth.

"Woooooooooooooo hot—" Yingjun howled.

Zhou Meng pinched Yingjun's mouth open with his finger, took out his finger, and stuffed the remaining watermelon rind into Yingjun's mouth, "It's hot and you can't get up and go into the house. Why are you crazy? You have to go to the hospital if you have heat stroke."

Handsome muttered with a watermelon rind in his mouth: "But I haven't finished my prayers this month..."

"Wool, who told you to sleep late in the morning and only get up at noon." Zhou Meng patted his stomach with his hand, "Besides, you don't have to be sincere when you put up such a big black umbrella to block the sun... Get up and do it, huh?"

Zhou Meng persuaded sincerely.Although the behavior is incomprehensible to ordinary people, Yingjun seems to have an extraordinary attachment to this prayer, and he firmly believes that his father can see it in the sky.

Although he was very unhappy, Yingjun hung on Zhou Meng's body like a dead dog and followed him back to the house.As a result, when she entered the door, Ms. Zhang had just returned from paying the utility bills outside, and she suddenly saw a naked man and screamed in fright.

Zhou Meng hurried forward to block her, "Hey mom, you're back..."

Yingjun's reaction was also quick, Ziliu went back upstairs.

"That's handsome!" Ms. Zhang opened her mouth wide, "Why isn't this kid wearing clothes?"

Zhou Meng touched the back of his head, not knowing how to explain it, and thought for a long time, "Uh, he's sunbathing."

"Young people nowadays have so many tricks. A big fat boy who is white and clean must be exposed as a nigger?" Ms. Zhang shook her head, suddenly remembered something, and whispered to Zhou Meng: "Hey, I heard from your sixth aunt that handsome is not her own. She said that this kid has a problem with his brain. You have been with him for so long. Is there really something wrong with him?"

"What's the problem?" Zhou Meng said, "It's just like a child sometimes, nothing else is abnormal."

"But I see that he is always jumping around outside with no clothes on. I guess there is really something wrong with his brain."

"What? He just loves to play. Then why, I'll buy an air conditioner for my house. I'll buy vegetables for dinner?" Zhou Meng said, going upstairs to get money, and called Yingjun along the way.

"Are you buying an air conditioner? Oh, why don't you take the air conditioner at the top of my house, I don't use it much." Madam Zhang complained when she heard that he was going to spend money again.

Zhou Meng didn't bother to argue with her, went upstairs and Yingjun had already put on a pair of yellow boxer pants and sat on the floor playing computer.

Zhou Meng rummaged through his wallet and took out a card from it.At this moment, a reminder text message came from his mobile phone. He opened it, and it showed that one of his credit cards had been spent at the PRADA counter in the city's financial center for [-] yuan.Zhou Meng's first reaction was that the card was stolen and swiped, and then he remembered that he had given the card to Tang Tang in the first two days.It seems that this girl went to buy it today.

Zhou Meng kept his heart in his stomach, and asked Yingjun: "I'm going out to buy an air conditioner, are you going?"

Handsome turned his head and glanced at him quietly, "No, the sun is big."

"Then I'm going, don't run around at home."

"If you come back late, I'll die of heat here." A handsome weeping voice came from behind.

"It's just the big supermarket opposite the neighborhood, half an hour at most." Zhou Meng said loudly, and as he quickly went downstairs, Ms. Zhang was picking vegetables in the kitchen and told him to bring a fish back.

There is a large shopping supermarket outside the community. Zhou Meng went directly to the electrical appliance section. After listening to the salesperson's introduction, he chose an air conditioner with a price of about 1.At this time, his mobile phone received another reminder message, showing that he had spent another [-] yuan on the previous credit card.

Zhou Meng frowned, Tang Tang, what is so expensive to buy?

"... sir, are you using a card?" the cashier lady asked kindly.

"Oh, swipe the card, here." Zhou Meng handed the card to the cashier, and asked the salesman next to him: "Could you help me get the air conditioner back and install it later?"

"Yes sir, as long as it is in the urban area, we can send someone to install it."

"Oh, my house is in the opposite community, not far away. Can I settle down now?"

"Yes sir, I will pack it for you right away."

Two masters came to help carry the air conditioner, and Zhou Meng led them all the way back to the community, while taking out his mobile phone and calling Tang Tang.As a result, the girl still didn't answer the phone, and Zhou Meng called three times before answering.

"Hello? Who is it?" Tang Tang's voice came from the other end of the phone. She seemed to be still talking to someone, asking someone to help her wrap up some shoes.

Zhou Meng was a little unhappy when he heard this, "Tang Tang, I'm uncle."

"Ah? Who are you?" It seemed a bit noisy over there, the music was very loud.

"I'm Zhou Meng." Zhou Meng lowered his voice and said a little seriously.

Tang Tang over there seems to have reacted, "Zhou Meng... Ah! Uncle!"

Zhou Meng was walking in the community, the sun was so strong above his head that he couldn't keep his eyes open. "I just received a reminder from the bank, what did you buy for 1 yuan?"

"Ah... I bought a bag, a small bag, a very small one." Tang Tang seemed a little guilty, and her voice was soft and coquettish, "That is the entry-level model, and it is the cheapest. My classmates and the others They're all classic, and I don't even have a handy bag..."

The voice of the sales lady came from the other end of the phone and asked Tang Tang whether to pay by card or cash. Tang Tang told her to wait a while in a low voice, and then said to Zhou Meng: "Uncle, I have no shoes to wear. You give me all of them." After buying a skirt and a bag, can you just buy me another pair of shoes?"

Zhou Meng regretted giving her the credit card casually, this girl has no idea about spending money.It seems that her mother was so angry that day for a reason.

At this time, it was already at the door of the house. Ms. Zhang led the air conditioner up to install it. Zhou Meng went to the refrigerator to get a glass of cold water that had been chilled in the morning, and drank a couple of sips.

"Tang Tang, you can't spend money so lavishly." Zhou Meng thought for a while, and he should educate her. "You are just a girl from an ordinary family. You don't need to buy those big-name luxury goods to compare with others. We can't compare."

"...but uncle, I really want these shoes." Tang Tang's voice was already crying, Zhou Meng couldn't imagine how a 17-year-old slim girl was crying with her mobile phone in a famous brand counter .

"You can buy shoes." Zhou Meng said, "But you can't buy other things. You bought so many luxury items and your mother will definitely find them when you go home."

"I know." Tang Tang said obediently, still choking: "I won't use your money anymore Uncle, I will remember your kindness to me all my life..."

"It's worth it." Zhou Meng couldn't help it, so he stopped quickly: "I'm your uncle, don't say such nasty things to me."

"Well. Uncle, we have a graduation party on the weekend, so why don't you come with Yingjun?"

"I..." Zhou Meng wanted to say that I would watch it then, but Tang Tang acted coquettishly on the phone again, persevering, "Come and bring handsome. Each of us must have one Male companion, I want Yingjun to be my male companion."

"Do you want Yingjun to be your boyfriend?" Zhou Meng asked amusedly, the girl in love didn't want him, her goal was handsome.

"Zhao Lingling and the others found an [-]th-line Internet celebrity male artist to be their male partner, and they showed off in the WeChat group every day. Everyone said he was extremely handsome. I saw the photo, and the man's plastic face and sharp chin could poke people to death. Oh, there are other people, young models, wild stars, etc., all of them are not handsome and good-looking! Usually Zhao Lingling and the others laugh at me in a weird way, this time I just want to rub them Your vigor! Uncle, you bring handsome, otherwise I will die~~~~~"

Tang Tang's tone of voice changed seamlessly, and Zhou Meng's ears were almost callused, so he had no choice but to agree.

"Let's talk about it first, you can't let your classmates be handsome, he has a bad temper, and it's very troublesome to provoke him."

"Uncle, did you agree?! Ah, ah, ah, I love you the most, uncle~~~~" Tang Tang kept kissing him on the phone.

Zhou Meng couldn't take it anymore and hung up the phone.

The air conditioner upstairs has been installed, Zhou Meng thanked the master, and Ms. Zhang kept muttering about spending more than 2000 yuan, which is enough for the family's expenses for more than a month.Zhou Meng sighed in his heart about the gap in consumption concepts between generations, comforted her a few words, and then went upstairs.

The air conditioner is installed in the room, it is cool, the air is full, Zhou Meng can't help but breathe a long sigh of relief, feeling instantly chilled.Yingjun sat on the floor and was very excited to play online with people, as if he was still talking to people, but when Zhou Meng came in, he turned off the voice.

"You didn't wear any clothes just now when the air conditioner was installed?" Zhou Meng asked, sitting handsomely on the ground, even taking off his little yellow pants.

"No, I was dressed just now." Handsome returned him without turning his head.

A pair of trousers and a T-shirt were thrown on the bed, Zhou Meng laughed, "You still know how to wear clothes?"

"Crap, I'm not an exhibitionist."

"When someone comes, you just put on your clothes, and when someone leaves, you immediately take off your clothes. You are so funny." Zhou Meng fell on the bed and rubbed his belly laughingly, "You make me laugh, it's so funny."

The handsome man who was playing the game silently gave him a sideways glance, "Is it okay for people to not wear clothes only in front of you?"

"Who cares about you." There was a reminder on the phone, Zhou Meng rubbed his eyes and picked it up to look at it. The text message showed that he had just spent more than 900 yuan.

"Hey..." Zhou Meng sighed for a long time, and threw his phone aside, "Well, that card has only been issued not long ago, and the total limit is only more than 2 yuan, and this time it is directly maxed out."

"Who told you to kill me and give her your credit card." Yingjun said suddenly, his fingers flew up on the keyboard, and just after being tricked by his opponent, Yingjun swears.

"I didn't think much about it at the time. She is my sister's daughter. When I was a child, my sister brought me up with feces and urine and went to the factory to earn money for my education..." Zhou Meng wailed, rolling on the bed, Suddenly he paused: "How do you know I gave her the card?"

He remembered that he pulled Tang Tang aside and gave it to him alone, behind his back. How could Yingjun know about this?

"I saw it." Yingjun said casually.

Zhou Meng stared at his profile, "How did you see that?"

"She was showing off to me." Handsome shook his head.

"This girl..." Zhou Meng lay back on the bed, "Go to Tang Tang's graduation party on the weekend, you—"

"No." Yingjun said directly.

Zhou Meng rolled over on the bed with his elbows propped on the bed, dragging his cheeks with both hands, looking curiously at the man who wanted to get into the computer screen and torture him to death, Zhou Meng laughed: "Handsome, how do you know that I want you to go to school?" ?”

"Your niece invited me before." Handsome said without turning his head, "I didn't agree, she is planning on you."

"Hey, we are handsome but really smart, we are not stupid at all." Zhou Meng pursed his lips and smiled.

Handsome squinted at him, "If you dare to say I'm stupid again, I'll fuck you to death."

"How do you learn to speak foul language?" Zhou Meng said solemnly, "What are you doing, read more books, such as 'The Great Harmony of Life', how wonderful and artistic it is."

"Oh? Then next time I can say 'I want to kill you in harmony' on the bed?" Yingjun laughed, "Why don't we have harmony now?"

"...Go play with your mud." Zhou Meng hurriedly got up and went downstairs to help Ms. Zhang peel peanuts.Because of the hot weather these days, although he and Yingjun stick together every day, they don't feel like doing anything.The air conditioner has just been installed today, and as soon as the room cools down, it is inevitable that I will start thinking about lust.Recently, Zhou Meng also found that he was about to waver, but he didn't want to get out with Handsome at home.