This female is a bit weird

"This fish can't be eaten!" Xiao Xiao flicked his forehead, turned his head and apologized to Yasuo: "Excuse me, what do you want to eat? I'll make it for you."

"Really?!" Yasuo's eyes sparkled, "Then I want to eat sweet and sour fish and boiled fish!"

"But we don't have any fish at home now." Xiao Xiao said in a dilemma, "How about I make sweet and sour pork ribs and boiled pork slices for you, the taste is similar."

"Okay..." Yasuo was a little reluctant, but he also knew that it would be nice to have something to eat.

Calling Roy to help, Xiao Xiao chatted with Yasuo while doing it.

"Hey, you don't have legs, how did you come from such a far place?" Xiao Xiao cracked two bird eggs, poured the egg whites into the sliced ​​meat and grasped them evenly.

"Just keep jumping, but fortunately it rained today, otherwise I would have to be hungry for two days." Yasuo watched Roy light the fire, and stepped back unconsciously.

"Bumping all the time?! Is your tail okay?" Without bean sprouts, Xiao Xiao peeled a cabbage, took the tender core inside, cut into small pieces, blanched them, and piled them on the bottom of the bowl.

"It's okay! My fish scales are harder than rocks!" Yasuo proudly patted his chest.

"Uh...Okay, but how do you spend winter?" Heat up the oil, stir-fry the peppercorns and dried chili peppers, pour out half of it after it is fragrant, add ginger, garlic and a small amount of soy sauce and stir-fry over low heat.

"Sink to the bottom of the water..." Yasuo curled his lips, rolled his eyes and asked, "Why don't I spend the winter at your house this year?"

"Okay, I'm fine." Xiao Xiao said while pouring in sliced ​​meat and stir frying, "As long as you get other people's consent."

"I don't agree!" Rosen, who had been eavesdropping outside, jumped out, "I don't want this stinky fish to live in our house!!"

"You are the stinky leopard!" Yasuo said not to be outdone, "Ah Xiao agreed, why don't you agree!"

"Just because this is my house! Leopards don't care about articles, you idiot! Also! Who allowed you to be called Ah Xiao!!"

Xiao Xiao stroked his forehead with a headache, and told Roy, "Throw them out!"

Without saying a word, Roy stood up and lifted Rosen by the collar and threw him out the door. Then he stretched out his big foot and kicked the pot containing Yasuo out together.

It's finally quiet...

After Xiao Xiao finished the sweet and sour pork ribs and boiled pork slices, he made Lawson's favorite lychee meat and dry pot three yellow chicken, and finally made crispy golden balls for dessert for the little ones.

"Wow! It's so rich!" Luo Mu exclaimed, "How did you cook so many dishes today?"

"It's hard for me to cook next time, so I don't want to cook more delicious food." After the three brothers cooked, Xiao Xiao almost never ate the meals he cooked.

After dinner, Roy packed up his things, Luo Mu cleaned the room, and Luo Sen put Xiao Xiao in his arms and was about to go to bed.

"Hey, wait." Xiao Xiao turned around and asked, "Yasuo, what are you doing?"

"Me?" Yasuo looked innocent, "I'm just sleeping here."

"Uh... well, good afternoon." Xiao Xiao twitched the corner of his mouth.

"good afternoon!"

As soon as Luo Sen went to bed, he consciously turned into a big leopard. Xiao Xiao hugged his waist and sighed: "It seems that I need to prepare some thick clothes."

"En." Rosen licked Xiao Xiao's face, "Go to sleep."

Because he didn't sleep well last night, Xiao Xiao slept soundly at noon today.

"Aha~~" Xiao Xiao walked out while stretching.

"Eh?"

In the living room, Riazuo looked angrily at Muser opposite him, and Muser looked at Xiao Xiao innocently.

"He bit you again?" Xiao Xiao asked curiously.

"It's worse than biting me!!" Yasuo yelled angrily, "He actually kissed me while I was asleep! Kissed me!!"

"Really?!" Xiao Xiao looked at his son who was pretending to be cute and cute in surprise, and slapped him, "Son! Well done!"

"What?!" Yasuo looked at Xiao Xiao in disbelief.

"Uh...cough." Remembering that the 'victim' is still here, Xiao Xiao said flickeringly, "Don't be angry, don't be angry, I will make him responsible for you."

"I don't want it!" Yasuo protested loudly, "I'm a male!"

"Oh, what do the females of your mermaid clan look like?" Xiao Xiao asked.

"I...how did I know..." Yasuo's voice dropped, "I've always lived alone in the lake..."

"That's right!" Xiao Xiao hurriedly took advantage of the fire, no...it took advantage of the situation, "You are not sure that you are a male, right, and if you are with my son, you are not living alone Yes. You can change it later if you think it doesn’t work.”

Yasuo hesitated for a while, then whispered, "But...he's only a few months old..."

"..." Xiao Xiao remembered that his son was less than one year old.

"It doesn't matter." Luo Mu came out and put his arms around Xiao Xiao and said, "It seems that you must not be over 15 years old. I heard that the lifespan of your mermaids is about 150 years old, and adulthood is 30 years old, while the lifespan of our orcs is about 80 years old." 16 years old, adult at [-] years old. You are the right age, and it is not uncommon for males to be with males. However, when you are old, you may..."

Yasuo's face turned red quietly, and he whispered: "No, we mermaids have a song of life sharing, you can sing it to your partner when he is about to die..."

The matter was perfectly resolved, Xiao Xiao was unhappy again, "You really have a crush on my son?! My son is so young, you won't be a pedophile, right?"

Yasuo: "..."

Luo Mu: "..."

Muser: "..."

A few guys eavesdropping on the side: "..."

Everyone's voice: You are enough!

Seeing Yasuo's unfriendly eyes, Xiao Xiao said "hehe" and ran to the bedroom.

At this time, the rain stopped, but the outside was covered with mud, and no one came, so Xiao Xiao simply dug out the horned animal fur that he had accumulated in spring, and planned to try to make a felt.

Although wool can’t be made, it can be made into felt. Even if it can’t be made into felt, it’s fine to sew it into animal skins as cotton to make a warm quilt.

Just as Xiao Xiao was thinking, a gust of wind came in through the crack of the window, making him shiver.

Forget it, tell them to quickly replace the doors and windows with wood!

The author has something to say: I went to search for recipes in the middle of the night, I was so hungry...