The sick tycoon tricked me into pampering him again
Chapter 35 Variety Shows
Hearing this voice, Shan Fanghua froze suddenly.
The next moment, a hand fell on the shoulder. The complexion was fair, the nails were trimmed into sharp shapes, and the nails were painted with bright red nail polish. It tapped twice on the neck of the birch, and said in a familiar tone: "You also come to participate This show?"
"Yeah." Shan Fanghua pursed her lips, turned sideways to avoid her hand, "Why is Sister Ying coming here when you have time?"
The woman in front of him was Li Ying, the agent who had been with him since the beginning of his draft variety show.
Li Ying can also be regarded as a gold medal agent in the industry, with a vicious vision and excellent marketing. She has two movie kings and one movie queen under her command, and there are too many rookies to count. It can be said that she has the lowest popularity And a star with millions of fans.
When Shan Fanghua was in her hands, she was the most inconspicuous one.
Li Ying glanced at him, put down her hand, flicked her nails, did not answer his words, and asked casually, "Lan Yizheng recommended it?"
Lan Yizheng?
The former vice-captain in the group had a good relationship with him.
but……
"No." Shan Fanghua said, "My manager brought me here."
After disbanding, I haven't contacted the people in the regiment much.
Unless sometimes when the program needs to show the relationship within the team, there will be contact. At other times, they basically play their own games.
After all, everyone develops differently, and they are always tied together, and the audience will get tired of it after a long time.
"It's not bad." Li Ying said with a smile: "You can get on top variety shows. It seems that your manager is not as useless as the rumors say."
Shan Fanghua's expression changed. He has been under Li Ying's hand for so long. He said something disgusting, and he deliberately pointed out that he had never met him before. It's just that he was ridiculed by her a few times. How could this be related to the manager!
Bai Qiao ate the biscuit and said calmly, "You are as arrogant as the rumors."
The smile on the corner of Li Ying's mouth faded a little, and she glanced at him condescendingly, her tone was mocking but somewhat inconceivable, "Are you talking to me?"
Obviously what he said was not what he meant, but Bai Qiao felt that it would be more appropriate to replace this sentence with 'How dare you talk to me like that'.
Bai Qiao waved to Shan Fanghua, "Xiao Dan, come over and eat some biscuits."
"Okay." Shan Fanghua was concerned about Bai Qiao being targeted, and he didn't care if he was scolded a few times, but Bai Qiao was not the kind of person who would make himself suffer and be wronged, so he simply sat there and ignored his former agent. people.
I thought asking him to eat biscuits was to let him sit down and watch the follow-up, but unexpectedly, he was really just eating biscuits.
Shan Fanghua was stunned holding the brown sugar-flavored biscuits.
Bai Qiao ate more seriously than him.
One bite at a time, without even dropping any scum.
Shan Fanghua looked at the size of the biscuits and then at Bai Qiao, and took a bite of one, crunchy.
Li Ying stood at the entrance, and the only chair available for rest in the venue was occupied by two men.
Standing with high heels on her feet was tiring, and she refused to bend half of her legs to save effort, and always maintained that arrogant and domineering posture.
Thus, the scene became very embarrassing.
The two of them chewed the small biscuits like 'clicking', but no one asked her to sit down and rest in a gentlemanly manner!
Even though Li Ying was calm and resentful, she raised her head and gave Bai Qiao a look.
Bai Qiao's eyes moved slightly, as if he understood the meaning of the change in her eyes, so he quickly shared the few small biscuits left in the packaging bag with Shan Fanghua.
After eating, he turned upside down and shook his head at Li Ying, "It's gone."
Li Ying: "???"
Shan Fanghua: "..."
I think Li Ying didn't mean to ask you for biscuits just now.
You are too protective of food.
---
Just imitate Hua and go in to record the show.
Bai Qiao found a comfortable place in the lounge to nestle and play with his mobile phone.
This kind of internal escape and decryption method, he can't help if he looks at it, unless he takes it to the scene to see.
Boring, Bai Qiao sent Lu Sibo a message.
Bai Qiao: [Are your eyes better? 】
Lu Sibo replied quickly: [It's much better, today's soup is also drunk on time, it's not as delicious as your cooking, I miss you. 】
Bai Qiao: 【Blind people cannot type on mobile phones. 】
Lu Sibo: [Yes, there are touch-screen smartphones for the blind. 】
Bai Qiao: [Then is yours? 】
Under the name on the opposite side, the display of 'input' disappeared after a while.
Lu Sibo sent a voice message, repeating the above words, focusing on the last two words: miss you.
Bai Qiao's typing hands paused, and he drew out an emoji without looking at it.
Just as he was about to withdraw, he heard the landline at hand rang.
"Hey?"
"Brother Baiqiao, please help!" Shan Fanghua's voice was very flustered, "This question is a bit complicated, so you come in and tell me. I'm at No. 07, and you can see it when you come in from the entrance."
"Ah."
As soon as I hung up the phone, a staff member came to lead the way.
The staff member hurriedly walked in front and said hurriedly: "The time for asking for help is 10 minutes. If you can't solve the mystery, you should leave as soon as possible to avoid affecting the shooting."
Feeling that the last sentence of the other party was a bit emphatic, Bai Qiao asked, "Has anyone gone in before me?"
The staff nodded, with a tired face, "Three went in to solve the problem, and one made a remote call, but none of them could be solved."
Bai Qiao understood that there might be someone who didn't untie it and insisted on refusing to leave, that's why when he called for someone again, the staff just said something extra.
"That's it." After the staff opened the door, they emphasized: "10 minutes."
Shan Fanghua squatted in front of the huge display screen and couldn't move his feet, "Brother Baiqiao."
Bai Qiao walked over and asked, "What's the problem?"
Shan Fanghua pointed to the problem on the screen and said, "Solve this math problem."
Lan Yizheng said: "Is your agent good at mathematics? It seems that there are genetic structures and molecular recombination in it. It takes a long time for professional laboratory calculations. It is impossible to complete such a large amount of data calculations purely with the human brain." .”
The title alone has as many as thirty lines, and computer calculations have a certain chance of crashing, let alone the human brain.
Lan Yizheng counted the time, "It's almost time, let's use that chance to skip after the camera is finished."
Shan Fanghua ignored him, thinking, just called my brother Bai Qiao out, even if he couldn't calculate the result, he still had to wait enough time to give my brother Bai Qiao some exposure!
Seeing this, Lan Yizheng frowned, and said impatiently, "Let's not waste time here."
Shan Fanghua said, "Sister Ying came for half an hour before leaving."
The normal suggestion that was repeated twice was not adopted, but was inexplicably stunned. Lan Yizheng immediately said, "What do you mean?"
Shan Fanghua didn't avoid it, and met his gaze, "What do you mean?"
"you--"
"Do you have a pen and paper?"
The cold voice intervened in the quarrel between the two, the voice was very soft, but somehow made both of them quiet down by coincidence.
"Yes!" Shan Fanghua responded immediately, glared at Lan Yizheng, turned around and brought a new notebook and pen to Bai Qiao.
Bai Qiao was also unambiguous, holding a blank notebook with one hand and began to calculate on it.
Lan Yizheng chuckled twice, "It's as if it's real."
Even variety shows with scripts dare not write like this!
In the original game setting, there is a skip current level, which is obviously used here. After all, none of you are professional, who will count this as a player, not to mention, even if you are really professional, you can’t do it with your bare hands. of.
When the lens rubs enough, it should go down automatically.
This person really counts.
An actress couldn't stand up anymore, "Hmm... quite tired."
The little sister next to me suggested: "Let's go to the side for a rest."
"it is good."
"The result is 1020."
Two voices sounded simultaneously.
Shan Fanghua, who was staring angrily with Lan Yizheng, heard Bai Qiaoge's voice and subconsciously replied: "Yeah." Immediately there was a sharp pause, "What, what?"
Bai Qiao showed him the calculated result, "I'll go first."
Shan Fanghua was holding a book full of calculations, and couldn't recover.
What is this?
Lan Yizheng didn't believe it either, "It's pretty decent."
"Cut." Shan Fanghua ignored him and entered the password with the calculation result.
It is exactly four digits, and the combination lock is also four digits.
Although Lan Yizheng said he didn't believe it, but looking at Bai Qiao's serious look, he really understood the meaning of this aspect, and he couldn't help being a little curious.
Is it really figured out.
But the next moment.
After entering the password, the password lock has not changed in the slightest.
"Haha, look, I'll just say it's fake!" Lan Yizheng burst out laughing, and must discuss it with the program team when he goes out later, so this scene will be kept.
In the decryption variety show, the only ones with such a strong sense of entertainment are Shan Fanghua and his bumbling manager.
The other guests also watched eagerly from behind, and they couldn't help but feel a little dejected when they saw this.
You can't, what time are you wasting.
With this skill, the next door will be opened.
Finishing the filming early and leaving get off work early for dinner, they still need to waste time here.
Lan Yizheng said: "Call the field controller to come in, skip this level."
"Everyone wait a moment, the game is paused!"
Without them calling, the field controller took the initiative to suspend the game.
Lan Yizheng looked at Shan Fanghua with a playful smile, let's take a look, you're the one looking for trouble, even the field control can't stand it anymore.
However, after waiting for a while, it wasn't the field controller who came in, but the director and the filming crew, and there were a few more people wearing glasses who didn't know who they were.
Lan Yizheng asked suspiciously, "Director?"
The directors are here, it seems Shan Fanghua has gotten into trouble this time.
Bringing so many people, it should be because they didn't follow the invisible script, which made the director angry.
Generally there is no superficial statement, but there are unspoken rules that should not be done for some things, which are called invisible scripts.
It should still affect the process.
Lan Yizheng was very sorry but said helplessly: "Director, I'm really sorry, I said just now that I wouldn't let them count and just skip this hurdle, but Shan Fanghua didn't listen to what he said, so I had to let his agent Calculate, you see..."
What he said was nice, but he dragged the time issue to Shan Fanghua alone, obviously trying to push him out of the blame.
My agent stayed silent for half an hour without doing anything.
Shan Fanghua glared at him, and was about to defend himself when the director said, "No, the calculation result is correct."
The author has something to say: I may have to go to the hospital tomorrow, alas, it is uncomfortable.
Recommend a cute article~
Title: Debut at the C position of the sand sculpture game
Author: Feng You Jing
One-sentence introduction: Really, I don’t make sand sculptures!
Copywriting: Nan Yi is a cold and abstinent male physics professor at F University. One day, he strayed into a sand sculpture game full of mental retardation.In order to escape from the world of sand sculptures, he had to make his C-position debut in the world of sand sculptures!
Game [-], the men's team debuted.
Professor Nan found that the competitors were terrifying, eminent monks, Master Wang at the entrance of the village, master square dancers, alpaca riders...
Everyone has unique skills.
Professor Nan, who has learned all the skills, is already desperate.
"My dear, congratulations on obtaining the skill air split!"
After breaking N pairs of pants, he unexpectedly became popular!
He was also entangled by a popular sand sculpture dancer who must "role-play" before dancing, and somehow became a hot search!
Reporter: "What is the relationship between you and the King of Dance in Xinshou Village?"
Professor Nan said coldly, "It doesn't matter at all."
The next day, Sand Sculpture Dancer played a terminally ill patient at the beginning, with tomato juice sprayed from the corner of his mouth, monologue:
"Professor Nan doesn't love me, I'm going to die. Before I die, I will dance to everyone on the rooftop."
CP fans: so touching QAQ
Professor Nan: "..."
Later, Nan Yi entered the second sand sculpture wit game, teasing the landlord.
Every time he harvests Wang Zha Family Bucket, there is always a cup of cappuccino at the table.
A white note: Guess who I am, love!
Still that familiar taste.
......
[Sand Sculpture Sao Gong of the mentally handicapped gangster x Cold and high-intelligence business company fear, Sand Sculpture Funny Article]
感谢在2020-08-0821:51:54~2020-08-0918:17:02期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 20 bottles of brain strawberries; 362769165 bottles; 452370973 bottles;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
The next moment, a hand fell on the shoulder. The complexion was fair, the nails were trimmed into sharp shapes, and the nails were painted with bright red nail polish. It tapped twice on the neck of the birch, and said in a familiar tone: "You also come to participate This show?"
"Yeah." Shan Fanghua pursed her lips, turned sideways to avoid her hand, "Why is Sister Ying coming here when you have time?"
The woman in front of him was Li Ying, the agent who had been with him since the beginning of his draft variety show.
Li Ying can also be regarded as a gold medal agent in the industry, with a vicious vision and excellent marketing. She has two movie kings and one movie queen under her command, and there are too many rookies to count. It can be said that she has the lowest popularity And a star with millions of fans.
When Shan Fanghua was in her hands, she was the most inconspicuous one.
Li Ying glanced at him, put down her hand, flicked her nails, did not answer his words, and asked casually, "Lan Yizheng recommended it?"
Lan Yizheng?
The former vice-captain in the group had a good relationship with him.
but……
"No." Shan Fanghua said, "My manager brought me here."
After disbanding, I haven't contacted the people in the regiment much.
Unless sometimes when the program needs to show the relationship within the team, there will be contact. At other times, they basically play their own games.
After all, everyone develops differently, and they are always tied together, and the audience will get tired of it after a long time.
"It's not bad." Li Ying said with a smile: "You can get on top variety shows. It seems that your manager is not as useless as the rumors say."
Shan Fanghua's expression changed. He has been under Li Ying's hand for so long. He said something disgusting, and he deliberately pointed out that he had never met him before. It's just that he was ridiculed by her a few times. How could this be related to the manager!
Bai Qiao ate the biscuit and said calmly, "You are as arrogant as the rumors."
The smile on the corner of Li Ying's mouth faded a little, and she glanced at him condescendingly, her tone was mocking but somewhat inconceivable, "Are you talking to me?"
Obviously what he said was not what he meant, but Bai Qiao felt that it would be more appropriate to replace this sentence with 'How dare you talk to me like that'.
Bai Qiao waved to Shan Fanghua, "Xiao Dan, come over and eat some biscuits."
"Okay." Shan Fanghua was concerned about Bai Qiao being targeted, and he didn't care if he was scolded a few times, but Bai Qiao was not the kind of person who would make himself suffer and be wronged, so he simply sat there and ignored his former agent. people.
I thought asking him to eat biscuits was to let him sit down and watch the follow-up, but unexpectedly, he was really just eating biscuits.
Shan Fanghua was stunned holding the brown sugar-flavored biscuits.
Bai Qiao ate more seriously than him.
One bite at a time, without even dropping any scum.
Shan Fanghua looked at the size of the biscuits and then at Bai Qiao, and took a bite of one, crunchy.
Li Ying stood at the entrance, and the only chair available for rest in the venue was occupied by two men.
Standing with high heels on her feet was tiring, and she refused to bend half of her legs to save effort, and always maintained that arrogant and domineering posture.
Thus, the scene became very embarrassing.
The two of them chewed the small biscuits like 'clicking', but no one asked her to sit down and rest in a gentlemanly manner!
Even though Li Ying was calm and resentful, she raised her head and gave Bai Qiao a look.
Bai Qiao's eyes moved slightly, as if he understood the meaning of the change in her eyes, so he quickly shared the few small biscuits left in the packaging bag with Shan Fanghua.
After eating, he turned upside down and shook his head at Li Ying, "It's gone."
Li Ying: "???"
Shan Fanghua: "..."
I think Li Ying didn't mean to ask you for biscuits just now.
You are too protective of food.
---
Just imitate Hua and go in to record the show.
Bai Qiao found a comfortable place in the lounge to nestle and play with his mobile phone.
This kind of internal escape and decryption method, he can't help if he looks at it, unless he takes it to the scene to see.
Boring, Bai Qiao sent Lu Sibo a message.
Bai Qiao: [Are your eyes better? 】
Lu Sibo replied quickly: [It's much better, today's soup is also drunk on time, it's not as delicious as your cooking, I miss you. 】
Bai Qiao: 【Blind people cannot type on mobile phones. 】
Lu Sibo: [Yes, there are touch-screen smartphones for the blind. 】
Bai Qiao: [Then is yours? 】
Under the name on the opposite side, the display of 'input' disappeared after a while.
Lu Sibo sent a voice message, repeating the above words, focusing on the last two words: miss you.
Bai Qiao's typing hands paused, and he drew out an emoji without looking at it.
Just as he was about to withdraw, he heard the landline at hand rang.
"Hey?"
"Brother Baiqiao, please help!" Shan Fanghua's voice was very flustered, "This question is a bit complicated, so you come in and tell me. I'm at No. 07, and you can see it when you come in from the entrance."
"Ah."
As soon as I hung up the phone, a staff member came to lead the way.
The staff member hurriedly walked in front and said hurriedly: "The time for asking for help is 10 minutes. If you can't solve the mystery, you should leave as soon as possible to avoid affecting the shooting."
Feeling that the last sentence of the other party was a bit emphatic, Bai Qiao asked, "Has anyone gone in before me?"
The staff nodded, with a tired face, "Three went in to solve the problem, and one made a remote call, but none of them could be solved."
Bai Qiao understood that there might be someone who didn't untie it and insisted on refusing to leave, that's why when he called for someone again, the staff just said something extra.
"That's it." After the staff opened the door, they emphasized: "10 minutes."
Shan Fanghua squatted in front of the huge display screen and couldn't move his feet, "Brother Baiqiao."
Bai Qiao walked over and asked, "What's the problem?"
Shan Fanghua pointed to the problem on the screen and said, "Solve this math problem."
Lan Yizheng said: "Is your agent good at mathematics? It seems that there are genetic structures and molecular recombination in it. It takes a long time for professional laboratory calculations. It is impossible to complete such a large amount of data calculations purely with the human brain." .”
The title alone has as many as thirty lines, and computer calculations have a certain chance of crashing, let alone the human brain.
Lan Yizheng counted the time, "It's almost time, let's use that chance to skip after the camera is finished."
Shan Fanghua ignored him, thinking, just called my brother Bai Qiao out, even if he couldn't calculate the result, he still had to wait enough time to give my brother Bai Qiao some exposure!
Seeing this, Lan Yizheng frowned, and said impatiently, "Let's not waste time here."
Shan Fanghua said, "Sister Ying came for half an hour before leaving."
The normal suggestion that was repeated twice was not adopted, but was inexplicably stunned. Lan Yizheng immediately said, "What do you mean?"
Shan Fanghua didn't avoid it, and met his gaze, "What do you mean?"
"you--"
"Do you have a pen and paper?"
The cold voice intervened in the quarrel between the two, the voice was very soft, but somehow made both of them quiet down by coincidence.
"Yes!" Shan Fanghua responded immediately, glared at Lan Yizheng, turned around and brought a new notebook and pen to Bai Qiao.
Bai Qiao was also unambiguous, holding a blank notebook with one hand and began to calculate on it.
Lan Yizheng chuckled twice, "It's as if it's real."
Even variety shows with scripts dare not write like this!
In the original game setting, there is a skip current level, which is obviously used here. After all, none of you are professional, who will count this as a player, not to mention, even if you are really professional, you can’t do it with your bare hands. of.
When the lens rubs enough, it should go down automatically.
This person really counts.
An actress couldn't stand up anymore, "Hmm... quite tired."
The little sister next to me suggested: "Let's go to the side for a rest."
"it is good."
"The result is 1020."
Two voices sounded simultaneously.
Shan Fanghua, who was staring angrily with Lan Yizheng, heard Bai Qiaoge's voice and subconsciously replied: "Yeah." Immediately there was a sharp pause, "What, what?"
Bai Qiao showed him the calculated result, "I'll go first."
Shan Fanghua was holding a book full of calculations, and couldn't recover.
What is this?
Lan Yizheng didn't believe it either, "It's pretty decent."
"Cut." Shan Fanghua ignored him and entered the password with the calculation result.
It is exactly four digits, and the combination lock is also four digits.
Although Lan Yizheng said he didn't believe it, but looking at Bai Qiao's serious look, he really understood the meaning of this aspect, and he couldn't help being a little curious.
Is it really figured out.
But the next moment.
After entering the password, the password lock has not changed in the slightest.
"Haha, look, I'll just say it's fake!" Lan Yizheng burst out laughing, and must discuss it with the program team when he goes out later, so this scene will be kept.
In the decryption variety show, the only ones with such a strong sense of entertainment are Shan Fanghua and his bumbling manager.
The other guests also watched eagerly from behind, and they couldn't help but feel a little dejected when they saw this.
You can't, what time are you wasting.
With this skill, the next door will be opened.
Finishing the filming early and leaving get off work early for dinner, they still need to waste time here.
Lan Yizheng said: "Call the field controller to come in, skip this level."
"Everyone wait a moment, the game is paused!"
Without them calling, the field controller took the initiative to suspend the game.
Lan Yizheng looked at Shan Fanghua with a playful smile, let's take a look, you're the one looking for trouble, even the field control can't stand it anymore.
However, after waiting for a while, it wasn't the field controller who came in, but the director and the filming crew, and there were a few more people wearing glasses who didn't know who they were.
Lan Yizheng asked suspiciously, "Director?"
The directors are here, it seems Shan Fanghua has gotten into trouble this time.
Bringing so many people, it should be because they didn't follow the invisible script, which made the director angry.
Generally there is no superficial statement, but there are unspoken rules that should not be done for some things, which are called invisible scripts.
It should still affect the process.
Lan Yizheng was very sorry but said helplessly: "Director, I'm really sorry, I said just now that I wouldn't let them count and just skip this hurdle, but Shan Fanghua didn't listen to what he said, so I had to let his agent Calculate, you see..."
What he said was nice, but he dragged the time issue to Shan Fanghua alone, obviously trying to push him out of the blame.
My agent stayed silent for half an hour without doing anything.
Shan Fanghua glared at him, and was about to defend himself when the director said, "No, the calculation result is correct."
The author has something to say: I may have to go to the hospital tomorrow, alas, it is uncomfortable.
Recommend a cute article~
Title: Debut at the C position of the sand sculpture game
Author: Feng You Jing
One-sentence introduction: Really, I don’t make sand sculptures!
Copywriting: Nan Yi is a cold and abstinent male physics professor at F University. One day, he strayed into a sand sculpture game full of mental retardation.In order to escape from the world of sand sculptures, he had to make his C-position debut in the world of sand sculptures!
Game [-], the men's team debuted.
Professor Nan found that the competitors were terrifying, eminent monks, Master Wang at the entrance of the village, master square dancers, alpaca riders...
Everyone has unique skills.
Professor Nan, who has learned all the skills, is already desperate.
"My dear, congratulations on obtaining the skill air split!"
After breaking N pairs of pants, he unexpectedly became popular!
He was also entangled by a popular sand sculpture dancer who must "role-play" before dancing, and somehow became a hot search!
Reporter: "What is the relationship between you and the King of Dance in Xinshou Village?"
Professor Nan said coldly, "It doesn't matter at all."
The next day, Sand Sculpture Dancer played a terminally ill patient at the beginning, with tomato juice sprayed from the corner of his mouth, monologue:
"Professor Nan doesn't love me, I'm going to die. Before I die, I will dance to everyone on the rooftop."
CP fans: so touching QAQ
Professor Nan: "..."
Later, Nan Yi entered the second sand sculpture wit game, teasing the landlord.
Every time he harvests Wang Zha Family Bucket, there is always a cup of cappuccino at the table.
A white note: Guess who I am, love!
Still that familiar taste.
......
[Sand Sculpture Sao Gong of the mentally handicapped gangster x Cold and high-intelligence business company fear, Sand Sculpture Funny Article]
感谢在2020-08-0821:51:54~2020-08-0918:17:02期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 20 bottles of brain strawberries; 362769165 bottles; 452370973 bottles;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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