Heart Attacker [Quick Transmigration]
Chapter 27 I Undress My Brother [4]
"I can't hold back either."
"Let's stand farther away, don't get on your feet." Yun Qinghuai pulled Jiang Linchuan back.
Jiang Linchuan took a few steps back and took off his pants.
"Let's see who pees farther away." Yun Qinghuai attacked first, followed by Jiang Linchuan.
The battle between the two was in full swing, either the east wind overwhelmed the west wind, or the west wind overwhelmed the east wind.
"Junior brother, you are really good." Yun Qinghuai agreed.
"Brother, you are not bad."
The two smiled at each other.
"What are you doing?" Xuan Wei's voice suddenly came from behind.
Jiang Linchuan was startled, and suddenly put away the crime tools.
Here he comes again!The ubiquitous real Xuanwei appeared again!
"Master, we are using boy's urine to kill ghosts." Yun Qinghuai straightened his back, looking for praise.
"..." Master Xuanwei was silent.
Recently, someone has been spying on them. Today he finally found this person and seriously injured him. Unfortunately, he escaped. Now that he found him, he was supposed to take him away for interrogation, but now he suddenly couldn't do it.
"Hateful... why don't you just kill me, why humiliate me so far?"
The disheveled thing suddenly made a weak sound.
"Master, he is alive." Yun Qinghuai was surprised.
"Next time you are not allowed to go out at night, what should you do if you encounter danger?" Master Xuanwei frowned.
"Master, we didn't find you. We came out to see you because we were afraid that you would be in danger..." Jiang Linchuan looked at Master Xuanwei with concern, his black pupils were full of trust and concern.
"Linchuan doesn't need to grind ink for your brother, let's rest early." Master Xuanwei's heart softened, and his tone softened.
"Master, I too..."
"You add another twenty rolls." Master Xuanwei glanced at Yun Qinghuai, and found that his pants were not put on properly, so he couldn't bear to look directly at him.
"Master, master, master... I don't know this is a person... Master... I really don't know..."
Yun Qinghuai tried to save himself, but just about to catch up, Master Xuanwei stopped, turned around and ordered:
"Qing Huai, get that person back on the ground."
When Master Xuanwei looked at Jiang Linchuan, it was like spring wind turning into rain, and his voice was extremely gentle,
"Linchuan, I'm holding you for the teacher, be careful, don't step on the air."
Yun Qinghuai was stunned.
I also want to hold my junior brother!Why didn't I think of it when I came here before?As expected of a master, he is really smart and wise!
The real person Xuanwei in front has already led Jiang Linchuan back.
Jiang Linchuan turned his head and waved to Yun Qinghuai.
"Brother, hurry up and don't fall behind."
Yun Qinghuai felt warm in his heart.
Looking at the people on the ground in disgust, he frowned, managed to find a clean place, and half dragged down the mountain.
"It stinks!" Yun Qinghuai sighed with emotion in a low voice.
The person who was dragged along the mountain road vomited blood and forced himself to say:
"You... you... killed me... right..."
"If you can talk, why didn't you say it earlier?" Yun Qinghuai said with disgust.
"..." I planned to wait for an opportunity to attack, but who would have thought that these two children would not squat down to watch, but stand far away and pee together.
A soldier can be killed but not humiliated.
hateful.
He didn't go far, and soon returned to the Taoist temple.
The real person Xuanwei has a serious cleanliness obsession, so he asked Yun Qinghuai to clean up that person.
Yun Qinghuai stripped people clean.
As for the weak resistance, it was ignored.
"Master, she seems to be a woman, why does she look different from us..." Yun Qinghuai was surprised,
Daoist Xuan Wei was led to look over, frowned and said:
"It turned out to be a father-in-law."
"Master, is this the eunuch?" Jiang Linchuan was very curious, and wanted to probe to see, but was pulled aside by Master Xuanwei, who covered his eyes.
"Children, don't look at it."
"Linchuan, go back to sleep first." Master Xuanwei didn't want Jiang Linchuan to see the bloody scene.
Jiang Linchuan tried to take a peek, but was hugged to the bed after acupuncture by Master Xuanwei, and carefully tucked in the corners of the quilt.
He pricked up his ears to listen, but heard nothing, and soon fell asleep.
Yun Qinghuai still stayed there, dragging that father-in-law to the wild.
Master Xuanwei went down with a few silver needles, and the father-in-law was in such extreme pain that he couldn't speak, and began to struggle and twist, his eyes popped out, and he cast a begging look at Yun Qinghuai.
Master Xuanwei looked indifferent, and said lightly:
"Think carefully about what you want to say, and I'll give you a happy one."
"There is a snake den in this mountain. If you don't want to say anything, go and feed them, so that I don't have to kill them."
Yun Qinghuai watched from the side without saying a word.
Master Xuanwei not only has profound internal strength, but is also good at many sidelines.The technique of flying acupuncture points with one hand is superb.
Master Xuanwei likes to be clean and doesn't want to be splashed with blood, so he only sticks needles in the most painful places on people's bodies.
But it was so painful that I couldn't even faint.
Only when the man's consciousness collapsed and his mind became blurred, if Master Xuanwei asked a question, he would answer it.
"Who is the master?"
"do not know."
"Who sent you here?"
"Princess Zhaoling."
"What do you want to do?"
"Assassinate Jiang Linchuan."
When Yun Qinghuai heard this, his eyes froze.
"How will we act after the matter is completed?" Master Xuanwei continued to ask.
"Go back to the general's mansion and wait for orders."
"No?"
"Suicide."
Master Xuanwei asked some more trivial matters, and after thoroughly cleaning out this person, he looked at Yun Qinghuai:
"kill him."
Master Xuanwei threw out a dagger.
Yun Qinghuai took it, unsheathed it, and squatted down.
Master Xuanwei thought he couldn't do anything, so he said:
"This is just the first one, and there will be more people wanting his life in the future."
"Their target is not only Linchuan, but also you, me, and Marquis Qinchuan. As long as we relax for a moment, someone will rush up one after another."
"If you don't kill him, he will kill you."
"No, I just want to poke him a few more times."
Yun Qinghuai smiled, his eyes were slightly curved, similar to the arc of Jiang Linchuan's smile, gentle and pure, like a gentleman, his hands were merciless, holding the sharp knife again and again, piercing the opponent's internal organs.Because Xuanwei Daoist sealed the man's acupoints, no sound came out, blood spattered, staining the plain Taoist robe worn by Yun Qinghuai red.There were sporadic blood spots on half of his face, and he wiped it off with his sleeve.
"Cut off his head to prevent fraudulent corpses." Daoist Xuanwei instructed.
"I see."
The dagger was not smooth, Yun Qinghuai lost his strength, suddenly trembled, carried the bleeding head, ran a long distance, and vomited.
too disgusting.
That feeling of hands being wrapped in warm liquid, you can also feel the struggle and trembling of the opponent's body, and hear the sound of accelerated blood flow.
This is different from killing chickens and ducks.
Yun Qinghuai vomited for a long time, looked down and saw the head in his hand, vomited endlessly, and did not throw it away.
Turning around, Master Xuanwei sat sideways on a big tree nearby, his Taoist robes fluttering like a fairy.
"Master." Yun Qinghuai was a little scared and aggrieved.
"You are an indomitable man, you should take up the heavy responsibility. You are not slaughtering innocent women and children, so why not let it go?"
"I still have time for you to vomit today, so don't act like this in the future."
"In the future, Linchuan will go to the battlefield to kill the enemy. At that time, the sword has no eyes and the blood is flowing. If you feel compassion, you will die faster and drag yourself down. At that time, who will collect your body?"
"Junior Brother... Junior Brother doesn't need to go. I'll just go. I'll help Uncle Jiang fight the war."
Yun Qinghuai wiped away tears, but couldn't imagine Jiang Linchuan standing in a pool of blood.
"You are brave and foolhardy, and you only have a handful of strength." There was a hint of disgust in Xuanwei's eyes.
"Then I will learn the art of war."
"All dharmas are interlinked, and none of them can fall." Master Xuanwei got down from the tree and poured some powder on the corpse from a porcelain bottle.
It was a certain kind of plant deep in the mountains. It was still alive after it was ground into powder, and it would reproduce rapidly when it was stained with flesh and blood.This thing is handy for disposing of corpses at night.
"I see." Yun Qinghuai suddenly felt a heavy burden on his shoulders.
He grew up on the mountain and rarely went down the mountain. He also knew that Qin Chuanhou had defended against foreign enemies many times and made great achievements in battle.
But as the only son of the Marquis of Qinchuan, Jiang Linchuan lived in a dangerous environment.If not, Qin Chuanhou would not have sent Jiang Linchuan to Yandang Mountain.
Outsiders only say that the emperor's kindness is great, and Qin Chuanhou is old enough to be able to honor the princess, who knows the discord.
Yun Qinghuai followed Master Xuanwei with heavy steps.Go to the mountain spring and wash away the blood on your body with a wooden barrel.He has learned martial arts to a certain extent, and his physique is very good, so he used his internal strength to dry the water vapor, and went back to the room with a candle. Jiang Linchuan was already asleep, frowning slightly, and seemed to be angry in his dream.
The younger brother has lost some weight, and he still had a double chin when he came here, but now he has lost weight, and seems to be taller by an inch.
Yun Qinghuai squatted beside the bed and watched for a while, only to wake up when the candle tears burned his hands.
Yun Qinghuai felt ruthless in his heart, and would kill everyone who tried to hurt his junior in the future.
……
"Who sent that person yesterday?"
"Is it Princess Zhaoling?"
Jiang Linchuan asked Yun Qinghuai as soon as he woke up.
"Junior brother is really smart, it's that woman, she's very bad." Yun Qinghuai was always gentle, and it was the first time he showed a disgusted expression in front of Jiang Linchuan.
Jiang Linchuan didn't say anything, he had met Princess Zhaoling face to face, and he didn't let the other party take advantage of it.
Jiang Linchuan didn't ask about the life and death of that person yesterday, neither did Yun Qinghuai.
When Jiang Linchuan was washing up, Yun Qinghuai very consciously helped him fold the quilt.
Now that Jiang Linchuan has cultivated his internal strength, he doesn't need to be guided by Master Xuanwei.Master Xuanwei had time to teach Yun Qinghuai the art of war, and Jiang Linchuan also listened to him.
After Master Xuanwei finishes teaching Yun Qinghuai, he will teach Jiang Linchuan medical skills.
"On the surface, it's medical skills, but in fact, most of them are poisonous substances. After being prepared, they can kill people, but they can also save people. They must not be abused."
"Master, don't worry, I won't poison innocent people." Jiang Linchuan solemnly promised.
There was a smile in Xuanwei's eyes, and he was always gentle when looking at Jiang Linchuan.
Compared to Jiang Yuanzhi, Jiang Linchuan is simply too likable.It's hard to imagine how much virtue Jiang Yuan has accumulated in his life to give birth to such a good son.Those rumors in the capital are really hateful, Jiang Linchuan is so good, how can he beat people every day?
Yun Qinghuai was carrying a book that made him dizzy, and he glanced at Jiang Linchuan from time to time.
"Brother, I will accompany you."
Jiang Linchuan finished memorizing his own medical books, and then recited the art of war.
Yun Qinghuai felt gratified in his heart, his junior brother was so kind to me, and even specially accompanied me.
At the same time, Jiang Linchuan could recite it after reading it twice, and Yun Qinghuai memorized only two sentences.
Master Xuanwei's eyes gradually became weird, looking at Yun Qinghuai was like looking at the silly son of the landlord's family.
"Qinghuai, focus more."
"Yes."
Jiang Linchuan finished memorizing another book.
Yun Qinghuai flipped through the thick book and questioned herself.Before Jiang Linchuan came, he never thought he was stupid, but now he was facing the truth for the first time, and his heart was pierced.
Am I really a fool?
"Snapped."
The ruler tapped on the back of Yun Qinghuai's hand, making a red mark.
"Trance again." Master Xuanwei frowned.
Yun Qinghuai continued to recite.He didn't want to be a fool.
The whole day is packed with classes, until the evening, there is no time to talk.
"That Fengyue Temple, what happened afterwards?"
Yun Qinghuai, who had been drained of all her vitality by her heavy studies, poked her head out of the quilt and asked Jiang Linchuan quietly.
"Master will eavesdrop on our speech, so stop talking." Jiang Linchuan was also very tired.
No matter where you can't escape the claws of learning, maybe this is life.
[Lin Ji's resentment value increased by 10]
Jiang Linchuan was startled, he didn't expect that the real Xuanwei was really eavesdropping!
"Really? No, Master is not those old ladies who love to gossip, how could he listen to us?"
Yun Qinghuai didn't care.
"Master, who is as glorious as the moon, how can he be compared with the old lady? Master has worked hard for us all day, so he must rest now. I will behave well tomorrow, so as not to make Master angry." Jiang Linchuan spoke righteously.
"Master Jue Shao, it is said that after taking the elixir from the mountains, he has already achieved two Jiazi cultivation bases. He is usually full of energy and only sleeps for an hour or two throughout the night. Master seems to know everything because he doesn't sleep at night. When we were sleeping, Master was still learning, that's why he was so good." Yun Qinghuai quietly revealed to Jiang Linchuan the truth about Master Xuanwei.
"Like me, I'm not particularly stupid, I can only say that I'm a little bit stupid. I can be regarded as a normal person, learning at the speed of two legs. Junior brother Bingxue is smart, learning at the speed of a thousand-mile horse, and master, he directly grows wings and soars upwards. Ninety thousand miles." Yun Qinghuai sighed.
"Brother, you are not stupid at all. You are good at martial arts and can learn everything quickly." Jiang Linchuan comforted him.
"Master said that this person has well-developed limbs and a simple mind, just like the blind man in the mountains." Yun Qinghuai was a little bit lost and lost his way.
"Brother, although you are not as perfect as Master, you are both civil and military, and you know astronomy and geography, but you also have your own specialties." Jiang Linchuan continued to pour chicken soup into Yun Qinghuai.
Our goal is to raise every fat sheep well, so that the fat sheep can be healthy physically and mentally and develop in an all-round way.
Under Jiang Linchuan's gaze, Yun Qinghuai suddenly swelled unprecedentedly, and began to reveal his shortcomings:
"Actually, Master's cooking skills are poor, do you know that?"
"I went up the mountain with my master since I was very young, and I could only eat the meals made by the master. I didn't feel bad until one day, when I went down the mountain, I ate at the house of an aunt. I was shocked. I even thought that the aunt was hidden The God of Cooking in the world. Later, I went to the restaurant for a meal, and I was shocked again... It turns out that the aunt is not a God of Cooking, but just ordinary. The main reason is that the master’s cooking skills are too bad. One bite is more delicious than the rice cooked by Master."
"Master can only cook, put everything in the pot and cook, add random things, and let me finish eating."
"Later, I learned to stand on a stool and cook, and finally survived..."
"Master doesn't know the way yet. Every time he goes down the mountain, he brings a map with him. If I don't go with him, he will have to ask many people to find it."
Jiang Linchuan didn't know if Master Xuanwei had left, he guessed that Master Xuanwei hadn't.I couldn't help but feel sorry for Yun Qinghuai who was beaming with joy.
Master Xuanwei was stunned and silent, just in case, Jiang Linchuan praised Master Xuanwei from time to time.
Yun Qinghuai didn't stop talking until Jiang Linchuan fell asleep.
The next day, Yun Qinghuai put a bowl of tea over the pile of plum blossoms on his head, and the tea was spilled ten times.
He ran back and forth dozens of times, and with a slight shake, the tea would be poured out, and his hands were beaten into pig's feet.
In the evening, Jiang Linchuan applied medicine to Yun Qinghuai's trotters.
Yun Qinghuai's eyes sparkled, and she whispered:
"Junior brother, you are so kind to me. Master used to beat me up before, and he used a lot of force when applying the medicine. He said that only in this way can his memory be long."
"Don't speak ill of Master, and Master won't beat you." Jiang Linchuan whispered.
[Lin Ji's resentment value increased by 10]
hiss!Jiang Linchuan gasped in his heart.
Xuanwei is so terrifying!He even listens to the corner every night!He could hear such a small voice.
"Junior Brother, I'm worrying too much. Master is not such a sinister and stingy person." Yun Qinghuai smiled heartily.
Jiang Linchuan suddenly felt that it was a waste to give Yun Qinghuai medicine, anyway, Yun Qinghuai would still be beaten tomorrow.
"Does it hurt?" Jiang Linchuan asked.
Yun Qinghuai nodded.
"If it hurts, you need to have a longer memory." Although Jiang Linchuan's tone was fierce, he held Yun Qinghuai's hand and exhaled softly.
Good morning, good morning.
Tomorrow morning, Yun Qinghuai will have to chop firewood and boil water for cooking.
The warm breath fell on the palm, bringing a burst of coolness, and the pain disappeared temporarily.Junior brother's thick eyelashes drooped like butterfly wings, creating ripples in Yun Qinghuai's heart.
Although the younger brother didn't say anything, he loved me very much in his heart.
"Junior Brother, you are so kind to me." Yun Qinghuai was extremely excited, with tears in his eyes.
Jiang Linchuan was stunned.
Yun Qinghuai is too...too...
He didn't know how to describe it, and felt that the sickle for pulling wool could not cut it.
Even a little bit of kindness, Yun Qinghuai is so satisfied.If you meet a bad guy in the future, won't you be tricked to the point where you don't even have any pants left?Rather than being deceived by other bad guys, it's better for me to do it myself. After all, the fat water will not flow into the field of outsiders, and the fat sheep will not be sucked up by outsiders.
"Junior brother, don't worry, I know the trick to keep the tea from spilling out, and I will definitely not be beaten again tomorrow."
Yun Qinghuai smiled a little smugly.
"Senior brother, you are so good." Jiang Linchuan praised Yun Feiyang for his kindness.
Yun Qinghuai felt flustered for a moment, a little lost.
Dream+1+1+1+1...
The next day, Yun Qinghuai stepped on the pile of plum blossoms with the tea bowl on her head, without spilling a single drop.
"Not bad. Try Linchuan."
Jiang Linchuan was taken aback, life was finally going to attack me, an innocent kitten!
"Sprinkle it once, beat the ruler ten times, and hit Qinghuai."
Yun Qinghuai was stunned, why did Master still hit me?
"Not willing?" Master Xuanwei was surprised.
"Yes, yes, I have rough skin and thick flesh, so master hit me." Yun Qinghuai waved his hand nonchalantly.
Jiang Linchuan didn't have Yun Qinghuai's perverted talent in martial arts, not only spilled the tea, but even broke several tea bowls.
Yun Qinghuai's hands got worse, and the pig's trotters became even more swollen.
"Master hit me, don't hit brother." Jiang Linchuan offered to reach out his hand.
Yun Qinghuai's heart was extremely warm.
Junior brother is really too good!Good boy!Brother loves you!
"Master, it's better to hit me. I can't count how many times. It's not worse than dozens of hits."
Yun Qinghuai stepped forward.
Master Xuanwei saw that Yun Qinghuai's hand was really swollen, so he looked at Jiang Linchuan's hand.
In this life, Jiang Linchuan was pampered and pampered, even if he came to live on the mountain, he didn't do much work, everything was contracted by Yun Qinghuai.With both hands outstretched, ten fingers are slender, and the skin is fair and lustrous, as if carved from beautiful jade, it is unbelievably beautiful, and it is as soft as boneless, the real Xuanwei can't be cruel enough to fight.
"It's because of the deep love between you brothers and sisters, so I'll expose it today. Copy Qinghuai's book quickly, otherwise you won't be able to go down the mountain in the next six months."
"Thank you Master."
Yun Qinghuai wrapped his hands into thick steamed buns, Jiang Linchuan cut vegetables and cooked, Yun Qinghuai held the firewood with his feet, and stuffed it into the stove with difficulty, looking like a disabled person.
"I'll do it." Daoist Xuan Wei suddenly appeared.
"No, no, I'll do this kind of thing." Yun Qinghuai couldn't help but watch Master Xuanwei start the fire.
It's not because he's embarrassed to let a "mortal immortal" like Master Xuanwei light the fire, but because Master Xuanwei is a king of kitchen destruction at all, and he can't even burn, so he might blow up the stove.
Yun Qinghuai continued to burn the fire with his feet.
Jiang Linchuan was a little rusty, some salty and some bland, but not too much beyond the normal level, Yun Qinghuai praised it repeatedly, and Xuanwei Zhenren, who usually cherishes words like gold, also said it was good.
"The gentleman stays away from the kitchen, so leave this kind of thing to me in the future."
"Brother, aren't you a gentleman?" Jiang Linchuan felt that Yun Qinghuai was more of a gentleman than himself.
"No, Linchuan is a gentleman, and I'm an ordinary man." Yun Qinghuai frowned and smiled warmly.
"Senior brother looks so good-looking, of course he is a gentleman. Those who are big and three rough, stupid, like that old bastard in my family are ordinary people."
[Jiang Yuan's resentment value increased by 80]
[Jiang Yuan's resentment value increased by 60]
[Jiang Yuan's resentment value increased by 90]
……
Jiang Linchuan was startled, when did the old bastard come?Why did he start eavesdropping like Master Xuanwei? What kind of habit is this?Feeling insecure and offended.
After rushing all night, Jiang Yuanzhi, who was going to see his son, stood at the door, feeling ashamed.
Isn't it the son?no more.
"Junior brother, this bowl of fried meat with bamboo shoots you made is really delicious." Yun Qinghuai scooped up a big spoonful, took a bite of a snack, and then took a big bite of rice.Just a little salty.
what?
Jiang Yuanzhi was shocked!
My son is cooking!Son made something to eat!My son has learned how to cook!
My son who has never suffered a little bit, what happened to him?Is it because he was naughty every day and was disciplined too hard by Xuanwei, so he cooks?
What does your son's cooking taste like?I want to try it too!
Jiang Yuanzhi opened the door.
The three people in the room held chopsticks and bowls, and looked at Jiang Yuanzhi with the same expression.
"What are you doing" written all over his face.
"They're all here, they're eating." Jiang Yuanzhi laughed.
"Want some tea? Pour it yourself." Jiang Linchuan lifted his chin and glanced at the teapot. It was the tea from last night, and he hadn't had time to pour it out yet.Presumably, Jiang Yuanzhi must have had a hard time traveling and climbed such a high mountain. It was very hot, so it was just right to drink some herbal tea.
Jiang Yuanzhi was so relieved.
The little bastard actually reminded himself to drink tea!
And it was better than he imagined.
Jiang Yuanzhi originally thought that his son would have a pig-headed face, a bruised nose and swollen face, fierce eyes, and would jump up and bite at any time, but he didn't expect that he was still as white, tender and cute as Jingzhong, and he looked much better.
Look at that expression, holding a bowl, how well-behaved and cute.
"Master eats vegetables."
Jiang Linchuan used the serving chopsticks to pick up a chopsticks of green vegetables for the real Xuanwei.This bowl of dishes tastes the most normal, neither salty nor bland.
[Yun Qinghuai’s resentment value increases by 10]
Why didn't the younger brother clip me?
Yun Qinghuai aimed at Qingcai, wrapped his hands, holding the spoon, trembling slightly, weak and helpless.
"Brother, eat vegetables." Jiang Linchuan also held a chopstick for him.
Yun Qinghuai smiled instantly.
"Cough cough." Jiang Yuanzhi coughed twice, afraid that Jiang Linchuan would not understand, so he took the initiative to say:
"I didn't eat dinner last night, so I came here all night..."
"Are you going to pay me back?" Jiang Linchuan touched his left thumb and index finger and rubbed them slightly.
"This... we are a family, and we don't have any money to raise." Jiang Yuanzhi became stiff in an instant.
"Oh, if you want to eat, go serve it yourself." Jiang Linchuan's business smile disappeared instantly, and his expression became cold.
At this moment, Master Xuanwei and Yun Qinghuai both felt a strange sense of comfort, and had the urge to scold Jiang Yuanzhi.
Look, look, what a good boy Linchuan is, what he has been brought up by you before!
Jiang Yuanzhi was not angry, he was very conscious and chose the biggest bowl.
hey-hey!Try my son's cooking!Let's see who can beat me!
Master Xuanwei said nothing about Jiang Yuanzhi's sand sculpture behavior.
Anyway, Jiang Linchuan lives on the mountain, so he will still be able to eat it in the future.
Jiang Yuanzhi had eaten the dishes cooked by the royal chef in the palace, had eaten dry food as hard as rocks during the march and fought, and gnawed grass roots and bark, but today, he ate the most complete meal in his life.
Even though the taste was not very good, Jiang Yuanzhi was still very devoted, and ate all the food in the bowl like a storm.
Jiang Linchuan showed the loving eyes of an old father looking at his silly son, but Jiang Yuanzhi didn't notice it.
Master Xuanwei pitied Jiang Linchuan more and more, look, how sad it is to have an unreliable and stupid father.
"I'm going to wash the dishes." Jiang Linchuan got up, and Jiang Yuanzhi jumped up immediately, and said quickly:
"I'll come, I'll come."
Jiang Yuanzhi is not as exaggerated as Jiang Linchuan said, "five big and three thick", "dull head and stupid", in fact he is a tall and strong man with a height of eight feet, with a handsome and masculine face. From the position of Marquis of Qinchuan.When he speaks, he is a bit out of tune, never looks like an elder, very uninhibited, speaks and smiles freely, and is bold and romantic.
He cleaned the bowls, went to the mountain to cut some bamboos, cut them into bamboo strips, and made bamboo baskets, bamboo chairs, and bamboo frames.
"You came so far just to make a few baskets?" Jiang Linchuan helped, and Jiang Yuanzhi wove a puppy out of bamboo for Jiang Linchuan to play with.
"It's too stuffy in Beijing, come out to get some air." Jiang Yuan continued to make a puppy for Yun Qinghuai without raising his head.
"When will this day be over?"
Jiang Linchuan held his chin and let out a long sigh.
"Your Majesty is going to negotiate peace with Rong Xia." Jiang Yuanzhi paused for a moment with the puppy's hands.
"How can the blood feud of a hundred years be let go easily? Rong Xia is ambitious and capricious. If His Majesty believes in them, sooner or later he will be eaten to the bone." Jiang Linchuan was careless.
"We all know this truth, but His Majesty doesn't."
"People who are stupid have their own rewards." Jiang Linchuan didn't take it seriously.
Jiang Yuanzhi has experienced a lot of storms, and this matter still can't defeat him.
"I heard from Xuan Wei that someone was going to assassinate you, so I came here to have a look in case you would be scared."
"Master is here, don't worry." Jiang Linchuan smiled.
Jiang Yuan's heart was sour.
Oh, you know Master Master Master Master, don’t you know your own father!
"I brought someone here, and I will secretly protect you in the future."
"Usually you don't need to worry about him, he will come out when in danger."
Jiang Yuanzhi waved to Lin Jian.
"Jiang Chengying has met the young master."
A black shadow flashed out and knelt down in front of Jiang Linchuan on one knee.
The man looked 27 or [-], his face was ordinary, he could forget it at a glance, his expression was cold and numb, his every move was capable and powerful, and his movement was even more like a ghost.
"Unless the young master's life is in danger, I won't show up."
"When the young master needs me to do other things, just call Chengying."
"Uncle Ying, get up."
Jiang Chengying frowned slightly, and said coldly:
"Young Master, just call me by my name."
"Chengying, get up. You are older than Linchuan, so he can call you uncle." Jiang Yuanzhi raised his hand.
"Yes." Jiang Chengying just got up, returned to the mountain forest, and disappeared without a trace in an instant.
"What will you do for me?" Jiang Linchuan raised his head and looked at Jiang Yuanzhi.
"Yo, you still know to worry about me?" Jiang Yuanzhi couldn't help laughing.
"No, I'm afraid my banknote will not come back." Jiang Linchuan turned his head, not wanting to look at Jiang Yuanzhi's smug face. He was still holding a bamboo puppy in his hand and forgot to put it away.He doesn't like such a childish toy, but there's a thing called "your dad thinks you'll like it".
"Don't worry, there are many people protecting your father. I'm leaving, you listen to the master's words on the mountain, get along well with your senior brother, and come to see you next time when you have time."
Before Jiang Yuanzhi left, he suddenly put his hand on top of Jiang Linchuan's head and rubbed it for a while, until Jiang Linchuan's Taoist head was squeezed into the shape of a chicken coop, then he suddenly let go, and with lightness kung fu, it disappeared without a trace.
Since Yun Qinghuai's hands were inconvenient to move, he couldn't comb Jiang Linchuan's hair. Master Xuanwei personally combed Jiang Linchuan's beautiful Taoist hair. Finally, he stretched out his fingers and flicked twice, and said with satisfaction:
"good."
It's a little bit playful.
Jiang Linchuan almost thought that real Xuanwei had been dropped.
When it was time to practice plum blossom piles, Master Xuanwei personally put a tea bowl on top of Jiang Linchuan's head, and Jiang Linchuan realized that Master Xuanwei was still the same Master Xuanwei.
Yun Qinghuai couldn't replace him, so Jiang Linchuan went into battle himself.
Master Xuanwei felt that he couldn't favor one person over another, so he finally made a move on Jiang Linchuan.
Beat down with the ruler--
"what!"
Jiang Linchuan and Master Xuanwei cast their eyes on Yun Qinghuai at the same time.
"It hurts to look at it, it hurts too much."
Yun Qinghuai's heart ached so badly that he couldn't breathe.
He couldn't imagine Jiang Linchuan's hand being swollen from the beating.
Master Xuanwei continued to punish Jiang Linchuan, and the ruler fell very lightly.
Jiang Linchuan didn't feel anything, but he was startled by Yun Qinghuai's voice.
Yun Qinghuai was dumbfounded.
He seemed to see a false master.
Junior brother's hand is a hand, and mine is a pig's hand.
Yun Qinghuai's sadness came from it, and he thought that Jiang Linchuan would not be so painful, so his emotions were mixed with grief and joy.
"Work harder next time."
"Linchuan's congenital inadequacy, he can't compare with you, so he should be punished less as a teacher."
"Master, I know, and I think it should be. But I feel that my brain is a bit congenitally deficient, can I copy less books?"
"If you dare to bargain, add another ten volumes." Master Xuanwei sneered.
A burst of ruthless blows suddenly hit Yun Qinghuai to death.
"Master, can I copy for my brother?" Jiang Linchuan raised his head and asked.
Yun Qinghuai's heart instantly blossomed with joy, ahhhhhh!Good boy!Sure enough, senior brother didn't hurt you in vain!
"Okay, you can't copy more than him. You can take him to practice calligraphy by the way. I won't have to punish you with a ruler next time. You should be mentally prepared."
"Thank you, Master, for your accommodation."
Jiang Linchuan clasped his fists with an upright look on his face, and Master Xuanwei's heart suddenly softened.
Linchuan is such a good boy.
Jiang Yuan probably did countless good deeds in his previous life.
Yun Qinghuai tried her best to nourish her hands with her internal energy, hoping to get her hands healed soon and not let her junior do rough work.
What's the condition of the younger brother's family?
That is the family of the princes who hold the real power, and there is only the only seedling, the younger brother.Since I was a child, I have rich clothes and fine food, I stretch out my hands when I wear clothes, and open my mouth when I eat, I don’t know how delicate I am.I have been in the mountains for so long, and my junior brother has never said a word of suffering or tiredness, and I swallowed it even if I feel wronged in my heart. Maybe I will cry quietly under the covers at night...
Thinking of this, Yun Qinghuai's heart melted.
He wants to get well early, tell his younger brother how to cross the plum blossom pile, how to practice lightness skills well, and then learn calligraphy from his younger brother.
In fact, Jiang Linchuan took the initiative to help Yun Qinghuai copy the scriptures in order to go down the mountain.
His grievance value is not enough.
You can't brush too much in the mountains, Yun Qinghuai and Master Xuanwei are fat sheep who can't be cruel.
Not to mention Chengying.Knowing that he has a fat sheep, but not knowing where the fat sheep is, he can call Chengying "Schrödinger's fat sheep".
Jiang Linchuan asked the system again.
[id: Dawangba resentment value: 3680 level: 1]
Even if Jiang Yuanzhi added some today, there are only more than 3000 left.
At night, Jiang Linchuan said quietly:
"Brother, I want to go down the mountain to play."
"Don't worry, Junior Brother, leave it on me, even if Master doesn't agree, I can take you down quietly."
[Lin Ji's resentment value increased by 5]
Jiang Linchuan sighed quietly.
Master, are you a devil?
Are you the legendary gecko?
don't you sleep at nightDon't you feel noisy every day with such good hearing?Can you hear ants fighting and birds breaking their shells?
Jiang Linchuan was full of thoughts in his heart, but he spoke righteously:
"Brother, how can we go down the mountain without telling the master? The master is so good, if we disappear, he will be worried. We can't be unfilial sons and grandchildren, let the master worry about it. When the day comes down, as long as we finish our homework, the master will definitely will let us go down."
"There are still so many books, I copied them very slowly." Yun Qinghuai said frustratedly.
"It's okay, I will copy it with my brother, and I will finish it soon."
"Junior brother, you are too kind to me. If there is anything I need to do in the future, senior brother will do it for you even if it is going up the mountain of swords and down into the sea of fire."
"Really?" Jiang Linchuan asked in a low voice.
"Really. I, Yun Qinghuai, keep my word and say what I say. Come on, pull the hook." Yun Qinghuai stretched out a hand, bored in the bed.
"Senior brother, go to sleep, you have to get up early tomorrow." Jiang Linchuan also reached out his hand to make a hook with him.
Master Xuanwei finished today's eavesdropping with satisfaction.
It seems that Lin Chuan wants to go down the mountain to play, and it is not good for children to hold back for a long time. Even if they can't finish copying, he will turn a blind eye and let them go down.
It was another new day, and Yun Qinghuai's pig's trotters were much better, and he was already able to help Jiang Linchuan light a fire with his hands.
With the special ointment made by the real person Xuanwei, and the nourishment of internal energy, I think it will be almost better tomorrow.
It was another day when I failed to cross the plum blossom pile with a tea bowl. There was progress, the tea was spilled, and the tea bowl was not broken.
Jiang Linchuan even had the illusion that if he maintained this skill, he could support himself by juggling in the modern world.
At night, Yun Qinghuai mended Jiang Linchuan's pants under the lamp.
The movement of straddling the pile was too big today, Jiang Linchuan grew taller, and his crotch was torn.
Yun Qinghuai's fat hand couldn't put the needle through, it was Jiang Linchuan who did it.
Yun Qinghuai's movements were very flexible, and he could be said to be fully concentrated.The stitches are fine and neat, which makes people feel admiration.
"It used to be done by Master. One time I got up in the morning and put on my trousers, but the hem couldn't go out. I took it off and saw that it was Master who sewed the trousers to death!"
Jiang Linchuan laughed.
Yun Qinghuai asked again,
"Does my younger brother like any patterns? I can also embroider. My master asked me to practice a needle method. I embroidered butterflies every day. Later, I sold all those handkerchiefs and made some money."
"Butterflies, peonies, and roses, I can do it. Phoenix is too complicated, and the mountains are not enough..."
"No, no, no, I like simpler ones." Jiang Linchuan declined.
Master Xuanwei, who was eavesdropping, thought, yes, acupuncture, just let Lin Chuan learn acupuncture. The sneaky eunuch was good at acupuncture last time, and the set of needles used by the eunuch is also good. Master Xuanwei still keep
"Let's stand farther away, don't get on your feet." Yun Qinghuai pulled Jiang Linchuan back.
Jiang Linchuan took a few steps back and took off his pants.
"Let's see who pees farther away." Yun Qinghuai attacked first, followed by Jiang Linchuan.
The battle between the two was in full swing, either the east wind overwhelmed the west wind, or the west wind overwhelmed the east wind.
"Junior brother, you are really good." Yun Qinghuai agreed.
"Brother, you are not bad."
The two smiled at each other.
"What are you doing?" Xuan Wei's voice suddenly came from behind.
Jiang Linchuan was startled, and suddenly put away the crime tools.
Here he comes again!The ubiquitous real Xuanwei appeared again!
"Master, we are using boy's urine to kill ghosts." Yun Qinghuai straightened his back, looking for praise.
"..." Master Xuanwei was silent.
Recently, someone has been spying on them. Today he finally found this person and seriously injured him. Unfortunately, he escaped. Now that he found him, he was supposed to take him away for interrogation, but now he suddenly couldn't do it.
"Hateful... why don't you just kill me, why humiliate me so far?"
The disheveled thing suddenly made a weak sound.
"Master, he is alive." Yun Qinghuai was surprised.
"Next time you are not allowed to go out at night, what should you do if you encounter danger?" Master Xuanwei frowned.
"Master, we didn't find you. We came out to see you because we were afraid that you would be in danger..." Jiang Linchuan looked at Master Xuanwei with concern, his black pupils were full of trust and concern.
"Linchuan doesn't need to grind ink for your brother, let's rest early." Master Xuanwei's heart softened, and his tone softened.
"Master, I too..."
"You add another twenty rolls." Master Xuanwei glanced at Yun Qinghuai, and found that his pants were not put on properly, so he couldn't bear to look directly at him.
"Master, master, master... I don't know this is a person... Master... I really don't know..."
Yun Qinghuai tried to save himself, but just about to catch up, Master Xuanwei stopped, turned around and ordered:
"Qing Huai, get that person back on the ground."
When Master Xuanwei looked at Jiang Linchuan, it was like spring wind turning into rain, and his voice was extremely gentle,
"Linchuan, I'm holding you for the teacher, be careful, don't step on the air."
Yun Qinghuai was stunned.
I also want to hold my junior brother!Why didn't I think of it when I came here before?As expected of a master, he is really smart and wise!
The real person Xuanwei in front has already led Jiang Linchuan back.
Jiang Linchuan turned his head and waved to Yun Qinghuai.
"Brother, hurry up and don't fall behind."
Yun Qinghuai felt warm in his heart.
Looking at the people on the ground in disgust, he frowned, managed to find a clean place, and half dragged down the mountain.
"It stinks!" Yun Qinghuai sighed with emotion in a low voice.
The person who was dragged along the mountain road vomited blood and forced himself to say:
"You... you... killed me... right..."
"If you can talk, why didn't you say it earlier?" Yun Qinghuai said with disgust.
"..." I planned to wait for an opportunity to attack, but who would have thought that these two children would not squat down to watch, but stand far away and pee together.
A soldier can be killed but not humiliated.
hateful.
He didn't go far, and soon returned to the Taoist temple.
The real person Xuanwei has a serious cleanliness obsession, so he asked Yun Qinghuai to clean up that person.
Yun Qinghuai stripped people clean.
As for the weak resistance, it was ignored.
"Master, she seems to be a woman, why does she look different from us..." Yun Qinghuai was surprised,
Daoist Xuan Wei was led to look over, frowned and said:
"It turned out to be a father-in-law."
"Master, is this the eunuch?" Jiang Linchuan was very curious, and wanted to probe to see, but was pulled aside by Master Xuanwei, who covered his eyes.
"Children, don't look at it."
"Linchuan, go back to sleep first." Master Xuanwei didn't want Jiang Linchuan to see the bloody scene.
Jiang Linchuan tried to take a peek, but was hugged to the bed after acupuncture by Master Xuanwei, and carefully tucked in the corners of the quilt.
He pricked up his ears to listen, but heard nothing, and soon fell asleep.
Yun Qinghuai still stayed there, dragging that father-in-law to the wild.
Master Xuanwei went down with a few silver needles, and the father-in-law was in such extreme pain that he couldn't speak, and began to struggle and twist, his eyes popped out, and he cast a begging look at Yun Qinghuai.
Master Xuanwei looked indifferent, and said lightly:
"Think carefully about what you want to say, and I'll give you a happy one."
"There is a snake den in this mountain. If you don't want to say anything, go and feed them, so that I don't have to kill them."
Yun Qinghuai watched from the side without saying a word.
Master Xuanwei not only has profound internal strength, but is also good at many sidelines.The technique of flying acupuncture points with one hand is superb.
Master Xuanwei likes to be clean and doesn't want to be splashed with blood, so he only sticks needles in the most painful places on people's bodies.
But it was so painful that I couldn't even faint.
Only when the man's consciousness collapsed and his mind became blurred, if Master Xuanwei asked a question, he would answer it.
"Who is the master?"
"do not know."
"Who sent you here?"
"Princess Zhaoling."
"What do you want to do?"
"Assassinate Jiang Linchuan."
When Yun Qinghuai heard this, his eyes froze.
"How will we act after the matter is completed?" Master Xuanwei continued to ask.
"Go back to the general's mansion and wait for orders."
"No?"
"Suicide."
Master Xuanwei asked some more trivial matters, and after thoroughly cleaning out this person, he looked at Yun Qinghuai:
"kill him."
Master Xuanwei threw out a dagger.
Yun Qinghuai took it, unsheathed it, and squatted down.
Master Xuanwei thought he couldn't do anything, so he said:
"This is just the first one, and there will be more people wanting his life in the future."
"Their target is not only Linchuan, but also you, me, and Marquis Qinchuan. As long as we relax for a moment, someone will rush up one after another."
"If you don't kill him, he will kill you."
"No, I just want to poke him a few more times."
Yun Qinghuai smiled, his eyes were slightly curved, similar to the arc of Jiang Linchuan's smile, gentle and pure, like a gentleman, his hands were merciless, holding the sharp knife again and again, piercing the opponent's internal organs.Because Xuanwei Daoist sealed the man's acupoints, no sound came out, blood spattered, staining the plain Taoist robe worn by Yun Qinghuai red.There were sporadic blood spots on half of his face, and he wiped it off with his sleeve.
"Cut off his head to prevent fraudulent corpses." Daoist Xuanwei instructed.
"I see."
The dagger was not smooth, Yun Qinghuai lost his strength, suddenly trembled, carried the bleeding head, ran a long distance, and vomited.
too disgusting.
That feeling of hands being wrapped in warm liquid, you can also feel the struggle and trembling of the opponent's body, and hear the sound of accelerated blood flow.
This is different from killing chickens and ducks.
Yun Qinghuai vomited for a long time, looked down and saw the head in his hand, vomited endlessly, and did not throw it away.
Turning around, Master Xuanwei sat sideways on a big tree nearby, his Taoist robes fluttering like a fairy.
"Master." Yun Qinghuai was a little scared and aggrieved.
"You are an indomitable man, you should take up the heavy responsibility. You are not slaughtering innocent women and children, so why not let it go?"
"I still have time for you to vomit today, so don't act like this in the future."
"In the future, Linchuan will go to the battlefield to kill the enemy. At that time, the sword has no eyes and the blood is flowing. If you feel compassion, you will die faster and drag yourself down. At that time, who will collect your body?"
"Junior Brother... Junior Brother doesn't need to go. I'll just go. I'll help Uncle Jiang fight the war."
Yun Qinghuai wiped away tears, but couldn't imagine Jiang Linchuan standing in a pool of blood.
"You are brave and foolhardy, and you only have a handful of strength." There was a hint of disgust in Xuanwei's eyes.
"Then I will learn the art of war."
"All dharmas are interlinked, and none of them can fall." Master Xuanwei got down from the tree and poured some powder on the corpse from a porcelain bottle.
It was a certain kind of plant deep in the mountains. It was still alive after it was ground into powder, and it would reproduce rapidly when it was stained with flesh and blood.This thing is handy for disposing of corpses at night.
"I see." Yun Qinghuai suddenly felt a heavy burden on his shoulders.
He grew up on the mountain and rarely went down the mountain. He also knew that Qin Chuanhou had defended against foreign enemies many times and made great achievements in battle.
But as the only son of the Marquis of Qinchuan, Jiang Linchuan lived in a dangerous environment.If not, Qin Chuanhou would not have sent Jiang Linchuan to Yandang Mountain.
Outsiders only say that the emperor's kindness is great, and Qin Chuanhou is old enough to be able to honor the princess, who knows the discord.
Yun Qinghuai followed Master Xuanwei with heavy steps.Go to the mountain spring and wash away the blood on your body with a wooden barrel.He has learned martial arts to a certain extent, and his physique is very good, so he used his internal strength to dry the water vapor, and went back to the room with a candle. Jiang Linchuan was already asleep, frowning slightly, and seemed to be angry in his dream.
The younger brother has lost some weight, and he still had a double chin when he came here, but now he has lost weight, and seems to be taller by an inch.
Yun Qinghuai squatted beside the bed and watched for a while, only to wake up when the candle tears burned his hands.
Yun Qinghuai felt ruthless in his heart, and would kill everyone who tried to hurt his junior in the future.
……
"Who sent that person yesterday?"
"Is it Princess Zhaoling?"
Jiang Linchuan asked Yun Qinghuai as soon as he woke up.
"Junior brother is really smart, it's that woman, she's very bad." Yun Qinghuai was always gentle, and it was the first time he showed a disgusted expression in front of Jiang Linchuan.
Jiang Linchuan didn't say anything, he had met Princess Zhaoling face to face, and he didn't let the other party take advantage of it.
Jiang Linchuan didn't ask about the life and death of that person yesterday, neither did Yun Qinghuai.
When Jiang Linchuan was washing up, Yun Qinghuai very consciously helped him fold the quilt.
Now that Jiang Linchuan has cultivated his internal strength, he doesn't need to be guided by Master Xuanwei.Master Xuanwei had time to teach Yun Qinghuai the art of war, and Jiang Linchuan also listened to him.
After Master Xuanwei finishes teaching Yun Qinghuai, he will teach Jiang Linchuan medical skills.
"On the surface, it's medical skills, but in fact, most of them are poisonous substances. After being prepared, they can kill people, but they can also save people. They must not be abused."
"Master, don't worry, I won't poison innocent people." Jiang Linchuan solemnly promised.
There was a smile in Xuanwei's eyes, and he was always gentle when looking at Jiang Linchuan.
Compared to Jiang Yuanzhi, Jiang Linchuan is simply too likable.It's hard to imagine how much virtue Jiang Yuan has accumulated in his life to give birth to such a good son.Those rumors in the capital are really hateful, Jiang Linchuan is so good, how can he beat people every day?
Yun Qinghuai was carrying a book that made him dizzy, and he glanced at Jiang Linchuan from time to time.
"Brother, I will accompany you."
Jiang Linchuan finished memorizing his own medical books, and then recited the art of war.
Yun Qinghuai felt gratified in his heart, his junior brother was so kind to me, and even specially accompanied me.
At the same time, Jiang Linchuan could recite it after reading it twice, and Yun Qinghuai memorized only two sentences.
Master Xuanwei's eyes gradually became weird, looking at Yun Qinghuai was like looking at the silly son of the landlord's family.
"Qinghuai, focus more."
"Yes."
Jiang Linchuan finished memorizing another book.
Yun Qinghuai flipped through the thick book and questioned herself.Before Jiang Linchuan came, he never thought he was stupid, but now he was facing the truth for the first time, and his heart was pierced.
Am I really a fool?
"Snapped."
The ruler tapped on the back of Yun Qinghuai's hand, making a red mark.
"Trance again." Master Xuanwei frowned.
Yun Qinghuai continued to recite.He didn't want to be a fool.
The whole day is packed with classes, until the evening, there is no time to talk.
"That Fengyue Temple, what happened afterwards?"
Yun Qinghuai, who had been drained of all her vitality by her heavy studies, poked her head out of the quilt and asked Jiang Linchuan quietly.
"Master will eavesdrop on our speech, so stop talking." Jiang Linchuan was also very tired.
No matter where you can't escape the claws of learning, maybe this is life.
[Lin Ji's resentment value increased by 10]
Jiang Linchuan was startled, he didn't expect that the real Xuanwei was really eavesdropping!
"Really? No, Master is not those old ladies who love to gossip, how could he listen to us?"
Yun Qinghuai didn't care.
"Master, who is as glorious as the moon, how can he be compared with the old lady? Master has worked hard for us all day, so he must rest now. I will behave well tomorrow, so as not to make Master angry." Jiang Linchuan spoke righteously.
"Master Jue Shao, it is said that after taking the elixir from the mountains, he has already achieved two Jiazi cultivation bases. He is usually full of energy and only sleeps for an hour or two throughout the night. Master seems to know everything because he doesn't sleep at night. When we were sleeping, Master was still learning, that's why he was so good." Yun Qinghuai quietly revealed to Jiang Linchuan the truth about Master Xuanwei.
"Like me, I'm not particularly stupid, I can only say that I'm a little bit stupid. I can be regarded as a normal person, learning at the speed of two legs. Junior brother Bingxue is smart, learning at the speed of a thousand-mile horse, and master, he directly grows wings and soars upwards. Ninety thousand miles." Yun Qinghuai sighed.
"Brother, you are not stupid at all. You are good at martial arts and can learn everything quickly." Jiang Linchuan comforted him.
"Master said that this person has well-developed limbs and a simple mind, just like the blind man in the mountains." Yun Qinghuai was a little bit lost and lost his way.
"Brother, although you are not as perfect as Master, you are both civil and military, and you know astronomy and geography, but you also have your own specialties." Jiang Linchuan continued to pour chicken soup into Yun Qinghuai.
Our goal is to raise every fat sheep well, so that the fat sheep can be healthy physically and mentally and develop in an all-round way.
Under Jiang Linchuan's gaze, Yun Qinghuai suddenly swelled unprecedentedly, and began to reveal his shortcomings:
"Actually, Master's cooking skills are poor, do you know that?"
"I went up the mountain with my master since I was very young, and I could only eat the meals made by the master. I didn't feel bad until one day, when I went down the mountain, I ate at the house of an aunt. I was shocked. I even thought that the aunt was hidden The God of Cooking in the world. Later, I went to the restaurant for a meal, and I was shocked again... It turns out that the aunt is not a God of Cooking, but just ordinary. The main reason is that the master’s cooking skills are too bad. One bite is more delicious than the rice cooked by Master."
"Master can only cook, put everything in the pot and cook, add random things, and let me finish eating."
"Later, I learned to stand on a stool and cook, and finally survived..."
"Master doesn't know the way yet. Every time he goes down the mountain, he brings a map with him. If I don't go with him, he will have to ask many people to find it."
Jiang Linchuan didn't know if Master Xuanwei had left, he guessed that Master Xuanwei hadn't.I couldn't help but feel sorry for Yun Qinghuai who was beaming with joy.
Master Xuanwei was stunned and silent, just in case, Jiang Linchuan praised Master Xuanwei from time to time.
Yun Qinghuai didn't stop talking until Jiang Linchuan fell asleep.
The next day, Yun Qinghuai put a bowl of tea over the pile of plum blossoms on his head, and the tea was spilled ten times.
He ran back and forth dozens of times, and with a slight shake, the tea would be poured out, and his hands were beaten into pig's feet.
In the evening, Jiang Linchuan applied medicine to Yun Qinghuai's trotters.
Yun Qinghuai's eyes sparkled, and she whispered:
"Junior brother, you are so kind to me. Master used to beat me up before, and he used a lot of force when applying the medicine. He said that only in this way can his memory be long."
"Don't speak ill of Master, and Master won't beat you." Jiang Linchuan whispered.
[Lin Ji's resentment value increased by 10]
hiss!Jiang Linchuan gasped in his heart.
Xuanwei is so terrifying!He even listens to the corner every night!He could hear such a small voice.
"Junior Brother, I'm worrying too much. Master is not such a sinister and stingy person." Yun Qinghuai smiled heartily.
Jiang Linchuan suddenly felt that it was a waste to give Yun Qinghuai medicine, anyway, Yun Qinghuai would still be beaten tomorrow.
"Does it hurt?" Jiang Linchuan asked.
Yun Qinghuai nodded.
"If it hurts, you need to have a longer memory." Although Jiang Linchuan's tone was fierce, he held Yun Qinghuai's hand and exhaled softly.
Good morning, good morning.
Tomorrow morning, Yun Qinghuai will have to chop firewood and boil water for cooking.
The warm breath fell on the palm, bringing a burst of coolness, and the pain disappeared temporarily.Junior brother's thick eyelashes drooped like butterfly wings, creating ripples in Yun Qinghuai's heart.
Although the younger brother didn't say anything, he loved me very much in his heart.
"Junior Brother, you are so kind to me." Yun Qinghuai was extremely excited, with tears in his eyes.
Jiang Linchuan was stunned.
Yun Qinghuai is too...too...
He didn't know how to describe it, and felt that the sickle for pulling wool could not cut it.
Even a little bit of kindness, Yun Qinghuai is so satisfied.If you meet a bad guy in the future, won't you be tricked to the point where you don't even have any pants left?Rather than being deceived by other bad guys, it's better for me to do it myself. After all, the fat water will not flow into the field of outsiders, and the fat sheep will not be sucked up by outsiders.
"Junior brother, don't worry, I know the trick to keep the tea from spilling out, and I will definitely not be beaten again tomorrow."
Yun Qinghuai smiled a little smugly.
"Senior brother, you are so good." Jiang Linchuan praised Yun Feiyang for his kindness.
Yun Qinghuai felt flustered for a moment, a little lost.
Dream+1+1+1+1...
The next day, Yun Qinghuai stepped on the pile of plum blossoms with the tea bowl on her head, without spilling a single drop.
"Not bad. Try Linchuan."
Jiang Linchuan was taken aback, life was finally going to attack me, an innocent kitten!
"Sprinkle it once, beat the ruler ten times, and hit Qinghuai."
Yun Qinghuai was stunned, why did Master still hit me?
"Not willing?" Master Xuanwei was surprised.
"Yes, yes, I have rough skin and thick flesh, so master hit me." Yun Qinghuai waved his hand nonchalantly.
Jiang Linchuan didn't have Yun Qinghuai's perverted talent in martial arts, not only spilled the tea, but even broke several tea bowls.
Yun Qinghuai's hands got worse, and the pig's trotters became even more swollen.
"Master hit me, don't hit brother." Jiang Linchuan offered to reach out his hand.
Yun Qinghuai's heart was extremely warm.
Junior brother is really too good!Good boy!Brother loves you!
"Master, it's better to hit me. I can't count how many times. It's not worse than dozens of hits."
Yun Qinghuai stepped forward.
Master Xuanwei saw that Yun Qinghuai's hand was really swollen, so he looked at Jiang Linchuan's hand.
In this life, Jiang Linchuan was pampered and pampered, even if he came to live on the mountain, he didn't do much work, everything was contracted by Yun Qinghuai.With both hands outstretched, ten fingers are slender, and the skin is fair and lustrous, as if carved from beautiful jade, it is unbelievably beautiful, and it is as soft as boneless, the real Xuanwei can't be cruel enough to fight.
"It's because of the deep love between you brothers and sisters, so I'll expose it today. Copy Qinghuai's book quickly, otherwise you won't be able to go down the mountain in the next six months."
"Thank you Master."
Yun Qinghuai wrapped his hands into thick steamed buns, Jiang Linchuan cut vegetables and cooked, Yun Qinghuai held the firewood with his feet, and stuffed it into the stove with difficulty, looking like a disabled person.
"I'll do it." Daoist Xuan Wei suddenly appeared.
"No, no, I'll do this kind of thing." Yun Qinghuai couldn't help but watch Master Xuanwei start the fire.
It's not because he's embarrassed to let a "mortal immortal" like Master Xuanwei light the fire, but because Master Xuanwei is a king of kitchen destruction at all, and he can't even burn, so he might blow up the stove.
Yun Qinghuai continued to burn the fire with his feet.
Jiang Linchuan was a little rusty, some salty and some bland, but not too much beyond the normal level, Yun Qinghuai praised it repeatedly, and Xuanwei Zhenren, who usually cherishes words like gold, also said it was good.
"The gentleman stays away from the kitchen, so leave this kind of thing to me in the future."
"Brother, aren't you a gentleman?" Jiang Linchuan felt that Yun Qinghuai was more of a gentleman than himself.
"No, Linchuan is a gentleman, and I'm an ordinary man." Yun Qinghuai frowned and smiled warmly.
"Senior brother looks so good-looking, of course he is a gentleman. Those who are big and three rough, stupid, like that old bastard in my family are ordinary people."
[Jiang Yuan's resentment value increased by 80]
[Jiang Yuan's resentment value increased by 60]
[Jiang Yuan's resentment value increased by 90]
……
Jiang Linchuan was startled, when did the old bastard come?Why did he start eavesdropping like Master Xuanwei? What kind of habit is this?Feeling insecure and offended.
After rushing all night, Jiang Yuanzhi, who was going to see his son, stood at the door, feeling ashamed.
Isn't it the son?no more.
"Junior brother, this bowl of fried meat with bamboo shoots you made is really delicious." Yun Qinghuai scooped up a big spoonful, took a bite of a snack, and then took a big bite of rice.Just a little salty.
what?
Jiang Yuanzhi was shocked!
My son is cooking!Son made something to eat!My son has learned how to cook!
My son who has never suffered a little bit, what happened to him?Is it because he was naughty every day and was disciplined too hard by Xuanwei, so he cooks?
What does your son's cooking taste like?I want to try it too!
Jiang Yuanzhi opened the door.
The three people in the room held chopsticks and bowls, and looked at Jiang Yuanzhi with the same expression.
"What are you doing" written all over his face.
"They're all here, they're eating." Jiang Yuanzhi laughed.
"Want some tea? Pour it yourself." Jiang Linchuan lifted his chin and glanced at the teapot. It was the tea from last night, and he hadn't had time to pour it out yet.Presumably, Jiang Yuanzhi must have had a hard time traveling and climbed such a high mountain. It was very hot, so it was just right to drink some herbal tea.
Jiang Yuanzhi was so relieved.
The little bastard actually reminded himself to drink tea!
And it was better than he imagined.
Jiang Yuanzhi originally thought that his son would have a pig-headed face, a bruised nose and swollen face, fierce eyes, and would jump up and bite at any time, but he didn't expect that he was still as white, tender and cute as Jingzhong, and he looked much better.
Look at that expression, holding a bowl, how well-behaved and cute.
"Master eats vegetables."
Jiang Linchuan used the serving chopsticks to pick up a chopsticks of green vegetables for the real Xuanwei.This bowl of dishes tastes the most normal, neither salty nor bland.
[Yun Qinghuai’s resentment value increases by 10]
Why didn't the younger brother clip me?
Yun Qinghuai aimed at Qingcai, wrapped his hands, holding the spoon, trembling slightly, weak and helpless.
"Brother, eat vegetables." Jiang Linchuan also held a chopstick for him.
Yun Qinghuai smiled instantly.
"Cough cough." Jiang Yuanzhi coughed twice, afraid that Jiang Linchuan would not understand, so he took the initiative to say:
"I didn't eat dinner last night, so I came here all night..."
"Are you going to pay me back?" Jiang Linchuan touched his left thumb and index finger and rubbed them slightly.
"This... we are a family, and we don't have any money to raise." Jiang Yuanzhi became stiff in an instant.
"Oh, if you want to eat, go serve it yourself." Jiang Linchuan's business smile disappeared instantly, and his expression became cold.
At this moment, Master Xuanwei and Yun Qinghuai both felt a strange sense of comfort, and had the urge to scold Jiang Yuanzhi.
Look, look, what a good boy Linchuan is, what he has been brought up by you before!
Jiang Yuanzhi was not angry, he was very conscious and chose the biggest bowl.
hey-hey!Try my son's cooking!Let's see who can beat me!
Master Xuanwei said nothing about Jiang Yuanzhi's sand sculpture behavior.
Anyway, Jiang Linchuan lives on the mountain, so he will still be able to eat it in the future.
Jiang Yuanzhi had eaten the dishes cooked by the royal chef in the palace, had eaten dry food as hard as rocks during the march and fought, and gnawed grass roots and bark, but today, he ate the most complete meal in his life.
Even though the taste was not very good, Jiang Yuanzhi was still very devoted, and ate all the food in the bowl like a storm.
Jiang Linchuan showed the loving eyes of an old father looking at his silly son, but Jiang Yuanzhi didn't notice it.
Master Xuanwei pitied Jiang Linchuan more and more, look, how sad it is to have an unreliable and stupid father.
"I'm going to wash the dishes." Jiang Linchuan got up, and Jiang Yuanzhi jumped up immediately, and said quickly:
"I'll come, I'll come."
Jiang Yuanzhi is not as exaggerated as Jiang Linchuan said, "five big and three thick", "dull head and stupid", in fact he is a tall and strong man with a height of eight feet, with a handsome and masculine face. From the position of Marquis of Qinchuan.When he speaks, he is a bit out of tune, never looks like an elder, very uninhibited, speaks and smiles freely, and is bold and romantic.
He cleaned the bowls, went to the mountain to cut some bamboos, cut them into bamboo strips, and made bamboo baskets, bamboo chairs, and bamboo frames.
"You came so far just to make a few baskets?" Jiang Linchuan helped, and Jiang Yuanzhi wove a puppy out of bamboo for Jiang Linchuan to play with.
"It's too stuffy in Beijing, come out to get some air." Jiang Yuan continued to make a puppy for Yun Qinghuai without raising his head.
"When will this day be over?"
Jiang Linchuan held his chin and let out a long sigh.
"Your Majesty is going to negotiate peace with Rong Xia." Jiang Yuanzhi paused for a moment with the puppy's hands.
"How can the blood feud of a hundred years be let go easily? Rong Xia is ambitious and capricious. If His Majesty believes in them, sooner or later he will be eaten to the bone." Jiang Linchuan was careless.
"We all know this truth, but His Majesty doesn't."
"People who are stupid have their own rewards." Jiang Linchuan didn't take it seriously.
Jiang Yuanzhi has experienced a lot of storms, and this matter still can't defeat him.
"I heard from Xuan Wei that someone was going to assassinate you, so I came here to have a look in case you would be scared."
"Master is here, don't worry." Jiang Linchuan smiled.
Jiang Yuan's heart was sour.
Oh, you know Master Master Master Master, don’t you know your own father!
"I brought someone here, and I will secretly protect you in the future."
"Usually you don't need to worry about him, he will come out when in danger."
Jiang Yuanzhi waved to Lin Jian.
"Jiang Chengying has met the young master."
A black shadow flashed out and knelt down in front of Jiang Linchuan on one knee.
The man looked 27 or [-], his face was ordinary, he could forget it at a glance, his expression was cold and numb, his every move was capable and powerful, and his movement was even more like a ghost.
"Unless the young master's life is in danger, I won't show up."
"When the young master needs me to do other things, just call Chengying."
"Uncle Ying, get up."
Jiang Chengying frowned slightly, and said coldly:
"Young Master, just call me by my name."
"Chengying, get up. You are older than Linchuan, so he can call you uncle." Jiang Yuanzhi raised his hand.
"Yes." Jiang Chengying just got up, returned to the mountain forest, and disappeared without a trace in an instant.
"What will you do for me?" Jiang Linchuan raised his head and looked at Jiang Yuanzhi.
"Yo, you still know to worry about me?" Jiang Yuanzhi couldn't help laughing.
"No, I'm afraid my banknote will not come back." Jiang Linchuan turned his head, not wanting to look at Jiang Yuanzhi's smug face. He was still holding a bamboo puppy in his hand and forgot to put it away.He doesn't like such a childish toy, but there's a thing called "your dad thinks you'll like it".
"Don't worry, there are many people protecting your father. I'm leaving, you listen to the master's words on the mountain, get along well with your senior brother, and come to see you next time when you have time."
Before Jiang Yuanzhi left, he suddenly put his hand on top of Jiang Linchuan's head and rubbed it for a while, until Jiang Linchuan's Taoist head was squeezed into the shape of a chicken coop, then he suddenly let go, and with lightness kung fu, it disappeared without a trace.
Since Yun Qinghuai's hands were inconvenient to move, he couldn't comb Jiang Linchuan's hair. Master Xuanwei personally combed Jiang Linchuan's beautiful Taoist hair. Finally, he stretched out his fingers and flicked twice, and said with satisfaction:
"good."
It's a little bit playful.
Jiang Linchuan almost thought that real Xuanwei had been dropped.
When it was time to practice plum blossom piles, Master Xuanwei personally put a tea bowl on top of Jiang Linchuan's head, and Jiang Linchuan realized that Master Xuanwei was still the same Master Xuanwei.
Yun Qinghuai couldn't replace him, so Jiang Linchuan went into battle himself.
Master Xuanwei felt that he couldn't favor one person over another, so he finally made a move on Jiang Linchuan.
Beat down with the ruler--
"what!"
Jiang Linchuan and Master Xuanwei cast their eyes on Yun Qinghuai at the same time.
"It hurts to look at it, it hurts too much."
Yun Qinghuai's heart ached so badly that he couldn't breathe.
He couldn't imagine Jiang Linchuan's hand being swollen from the beating.
Master Xuanwei continued to punish Jiang Linchuan, and the ruler fell very lightly.
Jiang Linchuan didn't feel anything, but he was startled by Yun Qinghuai's voice.
Yun Qinghuai was dumbfounded.
He seemed to see a false master.
Junior brother's hand is a hand, and mine is a pig's hand.
Yun Qinghuai's sadness came from it, and he thought that Jiang Linchuan would not be so painful, so his emotions were mixed with grief and joy.
"Work harder next time."
"Linchuan's congenital inadequacy, he can't compare with you, so he should be punished less as a teacher."
"Master, I know, and I think it should be. But I feel that my brain is a bit congenitally deficient, can I copy less books?"
"If you dare to bargain, add another ten volumes." Master Xuanwei sneered.
A burst of ruthless blows suddenly hit Yun Qinghuai to death.
"Master, can I copy for my brother?" Jiang Linchuan raised his head and asked.
Yun Qinghuai's heart instantly blossomed with joy, ahhhhhh!Good boy!Sure enough, senior brother didn't hurt you in vain!
"Okay, you can't copy more than him. You can take him to practice calligraphy by the way. I won't have to punish you with a ruler next time. You should be mentally prepared."
"Thank you, Master, for your accommodation."
Jiang Linchuan clasped his fists with an upright look on his face, and Master Xuanwei's heart suddenly softened.
Linchuan is such a good boy.
Jiang Yuan probably did countless good deeds in his previous life.
Yun Qinghuai tried her best to nourish her hands with her internal energy, hoping to get her hands healed soon and not let her junior do rough work.
What's the condition of the younger brother's family?
That is the family of the princes who hold the real power, and there is only the only seedling, the younger brother.Since I was a child, I have rich clothes and fine food, I stretch out my hands when I wear clothes, and open my mouth when I eat, I don’t know how delicate I am.I have been in the mountains for so long, and my junior brother has never said a word of suffering or tiredness, and I swallowed it even if I feel wronged in my heart. Maybe I will cry quietly under the covers at night...
Thinking of this, Yun Qinghuai's heart melted.
He wants to get well early, tell his younger brother how to cross the plum blossom pile, how to practice lightness skills well, and then learn calligraphy from his younger brother.
In fact, Jiang Linchuan took the initiative to help Yun Qinghuai copy the scriptures in order to go down the mountain.
His grievance value is not enough.
You can't brush too much in the mountains, Yun Qinghuai and Master Xuanwei are fat sheep who can't be cruel.
Not to mention Chengying.Knowing that he has a fat sheep, but not knowing where the fat sheep is, he can call Chengying "Schrödinger's fat sheep".
Jiang Linchuan asked the system again.
[id: Dawangba resentment value: 3680 level: 1]
Even if Jiang Yuanzhi added some today, there are only more than 3000 left.
At night, Jiang Linchuan said quietly:
"Brother, I want to go down the mountain to play."
"Don't worry, Junior Brother, leave it on me, even if Master doesn't agree, I can take you down quietly."
[Lin Ji's resentment value increased by 5]
Jiang Linchuan sighed quietly.
Master, are you a devil?
Are you the legendary gecko?
don't you sleep at nightDon't you feel noisy every day with such good hearing?Can you hear ants fighting and birds breaking their shells?
Jiang Linchuan was full of thoughts in his heart, but he spoke righteously:
"Brother, how can we go down the mountain without telling the master? The master is so good, if we disappear, he will be worried. We can't be unfilial sons and grandchildren, let the master worry about it. When the day comes down, as long as we finish our homework, the master will definitely will let us go down."
"There are still so many books, I copied them very slowly." Yun Qinghuai said frustratedly.
"It's okay, I will copy it with my brother, and I will finish it soon."
"Junior brother, you are too kind to me. If there is anything I need to do in the future, senior brother will do it for you even if it is going up the mountain of swords and down into the sea of fire."
"Really?" Jiang Linchuan asked in a low voice.
"Really. I, Yun Qinghuai, keep my word and say what I say. Come on, pull the hook." Yun Qinghuai stretched out a hand, bored in the bed.
"Senior brother, go to sleep, you have to get up early tomorrow." Jiang Linchuan also reached out his hand to make a hook with him.
Master Xuanwei finished today's eavesdropping with satisfaction.
It seems that Lin Chuan wants to go down the mountain to play, and it is not good for children to hold back for a long time. Even if they can't finish copying, he will turn a blind eye and let them go down.
It was another new day, and Yun Qinghuai's pig's trotters were much better, and he was already able to help Jiang Linchuan light a fire with his hands.
With the special ointment made by the real person Xuanwei, and the nourishment of internal energy, I think it will be almost better tomorrow.
It was another day when I failed to cross the plum blossom pile with a tea bowl. There was progress, the tea was spilled, and the tea bowl was not broken.
Jiang Linchuan even had the illusion that if he maintained this skill, he could support himself by juggling in the modern world.
At night, Yun Qinghuai mended Jiang Linchuan's pants under the lamp.
The movement of straddling the pile was too big today, Jiang Linchuan grew taller, and his crotch was torn.
Yun Qinghuai's fat hand couldn't put the needle through, it was Jiang Linchuan who did it.
Yun Qinghuai's movements were very flexible, and he could be said to be fully concentrated.The stitches are fine and neat, which makes people feel admiration.
"It used to be done by Master. One time I got up in the morning and put on my trousers, but the hem couldn't go out. I took it off and saw that it was Master who sewed the trousers to death!"
Jiang Linchuan laughed.
Yun Qinghuai asked again,
"Does my younger brother like any patterns? I can also embroider. My master asked me to practice a needle method. I embroidered butterflies every day. Later, I sold all those handkerchiefs and made some money."
"Butterflies, peonies, and roses, I can do it. Phoenix is too complicated, and the mountains are not enough..."
"No, no, no, I like simpler ones." Jiang Linchuan declined.
Master Xuanwei, who was eavesdropping, thought, yes, acupuncture, just let Lin Chuan learn acupuncture. The sneaky eunuch was good at acupuncture last time, and the set of needles used by the eunuch is also good. Master Xuanwei still keep
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