Heart Attacker [Quick Transmigration]

"I'll kill you, you bastard!" Jiang Yuanzhi was in a hurry.

In the whole capital, there is only Jiang Linchuan, a scoundrel who doesn't respect his biological father.Every time Jiang Yuanzhi went to court, he was isolated by other ministers.

"Old bastard! Old bastard!" Jiang Linchuan slapped the tub, splashing water everywhere.

Seeing that Jiang Yuanzhi was about to pounce, Jiang Linchuan stepped on Yun Qinghuai's shoulders, nimbly climbed out of the bathtub, stepped on the ground barefoot, and ran around.

[Jiang Yuan's resentment value increased by 80]

[Jiang Yuan's resentment value increased by 90]

……

Jiang Yuanzhi's resentment value shot up like a rocket.

Jiang Linchuan wanted to save more at once, so he ran around the house.In the future, I will live on the mountain, facing two Taoist priests who are self-cultivating, where can I get my grievance points?Gather more this time, as a stockpile.

"Little bastard, stop for me." Jiang Yuanzhi was tired, supporting his waist, trying to establish his majesty as a father.

"Old bastard, do you have a sore back and legs?" Jiang Linchuan's face became serious.

Jiang Yuanzhi's heart skipped a beat, could it be that Jiang Linchuan finally found out with his conscience that he loves my dear father?

He couldn't help feeling relieved, feeling relieved, nodded, his brows were furrowed, his face was pale and slightly sick.

Jiang Linchuan pondered for two seconds, then solemnly said:

"After overwork, my waist and legs are sore, and my spirits are low, as if my body has been hollowed out. It should be that my kidneys are overdrawn."

"Let you drink less and stop visiting brothels..."

Jiang Linchuan did not forget to criticize Jiang Linchuan's younger brother's behavior.

[Jiang Yuan's resentment value increased by 100]

[Jiang Yuan's resentment value increased by 150]

Jiang Yuanzhi's angry eyes widened, and he rushed towards Jiang Linchuan!

Jiang Yuanzhi is very skilled, but there is not only the real person Xuanwei in the room, but also a big bathtub, so he is inevitably tied up.

Jiang Linchuan dodged flexibly, becoming more and more rampant, and even showed provocative eyes.

Jiang Yuanzhi's anger was about to exceed [-], Jiang Linchuan was full of ambition, he didn't stumble, his foot slipped, and he was about to do splits, Master Xuanwei made a big move and held Jiang Linchuan in his arms.

"Yuanzhi, at your age, why do you still care about a child?" Master Xuanwei frowned, his eyes critical.

"It's really ignorant." Jiang Linchuan agreed blankly.

Yun Qinghuai's mood was ups and downs, and she tried her best to hold back her laughter.

That should be the younger brother's father, Qin Chuanhou, really... so uninhibited.

Although I know that I should respect the elders, I still want to laugh.

"Little bastard, just wait! When you come back from your studies, I'll see how I deal with you." Jiang Yuanzhi sneered.

"Heh, when I learn advanced martial arts, we will see who will take care of who." Jiang Linchuan was not afraid at all.

[Jiang Yuan's resentment value increased by 50]

Master Xuanwei has already taken off his outer robe and wrapped it around Jiang Linchuan.

Jiang Linchuan only felt cold now, and sneezed again.

"Master, I made ginger soup earlier." Yun Qinghuai was always thoughtful and considerate in doing things.

"I'll go and have a look." Jiang Yuanzhi walked away in a huff.

"Qinghuai, come out too." Master Xuanwei carried Jiang Linchuan to another room.

"Yes." Yun Qinghuai was not as magnanimous as Jiang Linchuan, who could walk a bird under the watchful eyes of his elders. He quickly dried himself, put on his clothes, and began to tidy up the house.

The junior brother has to wash it again, it seems that the water is going to be boiled again.

Yun Qinghuai didn't feel tired at all, he just found it extremely interesting and full of energy.

After tidying up, he saw that Jiang Linchuan's hair was wet and he was holding a bowl of ginger soup. He frowned and took a mouthful, unwilling to swallow it.

"Master, I still have half a bag of candied green plums." Yun Qinghuai whispered.

"Bring it." Master Xuanwei glanced at Yun Qinghuai lightly.

Yun Qinghuai went to get it obediently.

When dedicating it to Jiang Linchuan, he felt a little heartbroken.Master didn't let him eat sweets, saying it was bad teeth.He is usually not allowed to buy it, but I secretly bought this half bag when I went down the mountain last year.

"It's moldy." Yun Qinghuai opened the oiled paper outside, feeling a pain in his heart.In his hand, he picked one that looked intact, and wanted to taste it, but was knocked down by Master Xuanwei.

dropped, dropped...

Yun Qinghuai's eye circles were red.

Jiang Linchuan's face was full of disappointment, and he also felt sorry for Yun Qinghuai, half a bag of plums was so distressed.

Thinking so, he simply picked up the ginger soup and drank it down.

After being scorched to tears, I almost want to breathe fire.

He doesn't feel sorry for Yun Qinghuai now, he might just squeeze the ginger juice and pour it into the pot to boil, it will make your scalp tingle with heat.

"Master, junior brother cried when he wanted to eat plums." Yun Qinghuai said righteously.

Master Xuanwei cleared his throat.

What happened to Qinghuai today, he looked a little unscrupulous, was Jiang Yuanzhi led him to ruin it?

"You are allowed to buy it next time." Daoist Xuanwei said calmly.

"Thank you, Master." Yun Qinghuai's eyes lit up.

"My puppy will be handed over to Brother Xuanwei." Jiang Yuanzhi cupped his fists and saluted.

Jiang Linchuan's face darkened when he heard the word puppy.

Forget it, Jiang Yuanzhi contributed too much grievance value today, so let's not mess with him.

"The dog left, what are you doing in a daze, hurry up and learn from your teacher." Jiang Yuanzhong reminded his son angrily.

"You..." Jiang Linchuan gritted his teeth.

He was weak and sickly since he was a child, Jiang Yuanzhi said that a cheap name is easy to support, so he gave him the nickname of dog leftover, which he has been calling until now.Jiang Linchuan refuted countless times, but Jiang Yuanzhi would not listen.

"Ahem..." Master Xuanwei was stunned.

Yun Qinghuai tried hard to hold back a smile, her face turned red.

"Tie Niu, I don't need to bother you." Jiang Linchuan often went to his grandmother's place to act like a baby. Of course, he had already figured out Jiang Yuanzhi's dark history. Jiang Yuanzhi's nickname was Tieniu when he was young.

[Jiang Yuan's resentment value increased by 50]

[Jiang Yuan's resentment value increased by 60]

……

"Don't make trouble with the leftovers, I have to rush back to Beijing overnight, so hurry up and learn from my teacher."

"Jiang Linchuan pays homage to Master." At this time, Jiang Linchuan was still sitting in the arms of Master Xuanwei, wearing the robe of Master Xuanwei, and he just cupped his fists and saluted.

"What does it look like? Kneel three times and knock nine times." Jiang Yuan's face was dissatisfied.

"Knock what, I don't care about those empty etiquette." Master Xuanwei likes Jiang Linchuan very much.This child is very energetic, much more lively than Yun Qinghuai, the two of them are still and move, and it is just right to keep them together.

"Okay, okay, I'll go back first." Jiang Yuanzhi waved his hand.

"Not staying here?"

"No, I have to rush to Hualou." Jiang Yuan's face was exhausted, which was the unique weakness of a fat sheep after being squeezed dry.

"Oh." Jiang Linchuan showed a contemptuous smile.

[Jiang Yuan's resentment value increased by 20]

"I'm not doing this for you." Jiang Yuanzhi may have been brushed too much, and the resentment points provided are getting less and less.

"Tie Niu is careful all the way, I know that." Seeing Jiang Yuanzhi's back was a bit lonely, Jiang Linchuan shouted from behind.

"You have to listen to the master, don't be mischievous, and get along well with your senior brother." Jiang Yuanzhi was worried, and started nagging again.

"Okay." Jiang Linchuan only showed his head, and he looked especially cute when he nodded.

"Little bastard, I'll come to see you later when I have time." Jiang Yuanzhi said, shaking the clothes Jiang Linchuan put aside, shaking out a thick stack of bank notes, and putting them all in his pocket.

"Ah! Ah! Jiang Tieniu, return my silver ticket!" Jiang Linchuan stretched out his hand to grab it.

What the hell is this!He didn't even spare his son's money!

"My son's money is filial to my father. It's just right and proper. I took it to drink flower wine. When you grow up, I invite you to drink it back."

Jiang Yuanzhi's figure disappeared into the night, and his voice came from afar.

"You bastard! Ah! Ah!" Jiang Linchuan roared twice.

"what--"

[Jiang Yuan's resentment value increased by 10]

[Jiang Yuan's resentment value increased by 20]

……

"Gousheng, don't worry, your senior brother is very good at farming, and you won't be hungry." Master Xuanwei patted Jiang Linchuan's head.

Jiang Yuanzhi's son is really interesting.With such an incomprehensible father, it's no wonder he has such a bad temper.

Jiang Linchuan didn't say a word.

He originally thought that he could get rid of this nickname by leaving the capital.

It's all Jiang Yuanzhi's fault.

He remembered this hatred.

"As a teacher, I also have some inheritance, and I will pass it on to you in the future." Master Xuanwei comforted in a warm voice.

But Jiang Linchuan was thinking in his heart, when he learned advanced martial arts, he must arrest Jiang Yuanzhi, and let a hundred people take turns around Jiang Yuanzhi day and night and shout Tieniu.A hundred strong men surrounded Qin Chuanhou to do this

"Junior brother, the water is ready."

Yun Qinghuai was full of energy and re-boiled a large pot of hot water.

"Thank you, brother." Jiang Linchuan's face is very interesting now. Although it is delicate and handsome, it is usually expressionless and looks like bitterness and hatred. It seems that everyone owes him 10,000+ taels of silver.In fact, only Jiang Yuanzhi really owes Jiang Linchuan a banknote.

Yun Qinghuai was extremely happy.I didn't eat green plums, but my heart was as sweet.

The little junior brother's "senior brother" kept circling in his mind.He also has a junior brother. In the future, the two can learn martial arts together and go down the mountain to play together... He came up with many, many pictures, and couldn't help being crazy.

Jiang Linchuan didn't have the energy to enjoy Yun Qinghuai's massage, so he hurriedly lay down on the bed after taking a shower, and Yun Qinghuai took his clothes to wash.

Now there are only the three of them on the mountain, and Yun Qinghuai does all the big and small things.

The Taoist temple is very small, two people sleep in the same room with two beds side by side.The bedding was a bit hard, and Jiang Linchuan fell into a drowsy sleep when he heard a voice shouting faintly:

"Gousheng, Gousheng, are you asleep?"

"Is there something wrong?" Jiang Linchuan was very tired and a little irritable.Because I was too tired, I didn't have much energy to be irritable.

"I just asked to see if you fell asleep." Yun Qinghuai said in a low voice.

"..." Jiang Linchuan was speechless and said powerlessly:

"I'm asleep."

"You lied." Yun Qinghuai whispered, and asked again:

"Have you heard any strange noises?"

Jiang Linchuan listened carefully.

The wind in the mountains is strong and the forests are verdant, so there are often screams and howls of animals, and women can be vaguely heard sobbing or screaming, sometimes far and sometimes near, erratic in the wind.

"Ghost call?" Jiang Linchuan hesitated.

"Master said that there are no ghosts in this world." Yun Qinghuai forced himself to be calm, his voice trembling.

"There are no ghosts in the world. If there are too many people who talk about it, there will be ghosts." Jiang Yuanzhi's voice was faint.

"These words seem simple and straightforward, but after careful thought, they actually contain profound philosophical principles. You are so powerful." Yun Qinghuai said with admiration.

"Don't call me a dog. I didn't say that, it was Lu Xun." Jiang Linchuan was still a little sleepy.

"Who is Lu Xun?" Yun Qinghuai asked again.

"A great writer."

"Although I have never read his works, I can be a teacher based on this sentence."

"Is there anything else?" Jiang Linchuan just wanted to have a good sleep.

"Aren't you afraid of sleeping alone? What if a ghost really takes you away? I heard that female ghosts in the mountains like to eat children the most." Yun Qinghuai lay on his side, covered tightly by the quilt, only showing A pair of eyes, fixed on Jiang Linchuan.

"Don't be afraid." Jiang Linchuan remained calm,

[Yun Qinghuai’s resentment value increases by 10]

Huh?Can Yun Qinghuai generate resentment points?

Jiang Linchuan suddenly regained his spirits.

It turned out that Yun Qinghuai was afraid of ghosts.

Late-night ghost stories start broadcasting, and the announcer Jiang Linchuan will tell you the most realistic and frightening ghost stories——

"The female ghosts in the mountains don't like to eat children. They like to catch good-looking teenagers and collect yang to nourish yin. I heard that the people who were taken away seemed to be more than three or forty years old when they were found, and their legs trembled when they walked. You can’t even stand upright. Do you know how the female ghost came here? There used to be a sixteen-year-old girl in Ouhua Dang, thirty miles away from the capital, who was taken by a young man in the capital and tricked into becoming a concubine..."

"Later she was pregnant, and the young master let his wives and concubines bully her. One morning, someone drew water from the well with a wooden bucket, and the water in it was blood red... Her body was found in the well, and she was wronged. Death. The murderer has not been found, and strange things happened in the mansion one after another..."

"Every night, you can hear women crying, and the sound of sharp nails scratching the wall. Or babies crying..."

"His wives and concubines all died in accidents one after another, and their bodies were horrible. In the end, all the people in the mansion died, and only the son was still alive, but he was frightened, talking nonsense, and acting strangely. On the last night, the son slept alone in the bedroom , covered a few quilts, and covered myself tightly, just like you, brother."

[Yun Qinghuai’s resentment value increases by 50]

Yun Qinghuai shrank his body, and the cold air was blowing from his back.

He wanted to interrupt Jiang Linchuan a little bit, he didn't want to listen anymore, but he couldn't help but continue listening.

What is going on?

"Suddenly, someone knocked on the door—"

"Bang bang bang-"

At this moment, Jiang Linchuan's voice coincided with the knock on the door outside.

Yun Qinghuai's scalp was numb, his hair stood on end, and he stared at the door.

"Bang bang bang-"

There was another knock on the door.

Yun Qinghuai shivered and buried his head under the blanket.

"Go to bed early." Daoist Xuan Wei stood outside the door, his voice was clear and clear, maybe he was slightly hoarse after drinking, and he could hear the drunkenness.

Yun Qinghuai finally breathed a sigh of relief, but Jiang Linchuan's story was not finished yet, someone knocked on the door, and then?

Jiang Linchuan turned his back and pointed the back of his head at Yun Qinghuai, who fell asleep.

Yun Qinghuai kept staring at Jiang Linchuan's head, wanted to ask but held back, closed his eyes, and had a nightmare all night.

[Yun Qinghuai’s resentment value increases by 5]

[Yun Qinghuai’s resentment value increases by 10]

[Yun Qinghuai’s resentment value increases by 20]

……

The next day, Jiang Linchuan looked at the extra grievance value, and finally realized that there is no fat sheep in this world that can't get its wool, and poverty is because of the wrong way to get the wool.Under the guidance of the principle of the universality of contradictions, we must analyze the particularity of contradictions in detail and find out the correct method to resolve them.Specific analysis of specific issues, seeking truth from facts, when weeding wool, we must take different measures according to different situations of the matter, and we cannot generalize.

"Dog... Junior Brother..." After waking up, Yun Qinghuai was about to ask Jiang Linchuan about the ending of yesterday's story. He was just about to call out the friendly and simple name "Dog Leftover", but under Jiang Linchuan's dead watch, he quickly changed his words.

"What happened later? What happened later?" Yun Qinghuai kept asking.

"Later, the young master smothered himself to death on the bed. Someone sued the officials, and a man was caught in the abandoned mansion." Jiang Linchuan's tone was light, but he would actively cut off the twists and turns, and remained silent.

[Yun Qinghuai’s resentment value increases by 10]

"Who was that person caught?" Yun Qinghuai looked eagerly at Jiang Linchuan.

"It's the poor girl's father. He was a ventriloquist who traveled all over the world. When he heard about his daughter's tragic death, he hid in the rockery in the garden, pretending to be a ghost, and avenging his daughter."

Jiang Linchuan rounded up the story he made up last night.

How could a real ghost appear?It is wrong to promote superstition.

"Looking into a stone, it's just a person, a table, a chair, a leaf, and a foot." Jiang Linchuan's posture was indifferent.

Yun Qinghuai was filled with emotion in his heart, and praised:

"This is really powerful."

He made the bed first, and then Jiang Linchuan's bed.

"Junior brother, I'm going to boil the water, you don't have to do it."

Yun Qinghuai moved neatly, chopped firewood and lit a fire, brought out hot water for Jiang Linchuan to wash, he and Master Xuanwei both washed with mountain spring water drawn from bamboo, patted the cool and cold water on the face, and started a good day.

"Junior brother, do you have any taboos?" Yun Qinghuai started to cook breakfast very skillfully.

"Don't eat anything with a strong smell."

"okay, I get it."

Yun Qinghuai smiled, picked two cucumbers from the vegetable garden, smashed them into pieces, served them cold, steamed three salted duck eggs, and the porridge simmered in clay pots was just right.

"I can only make some simple side dishes, and I will take you to the restaurant at the foot of the mountain to eat signature dishes in the future."

"Thank you, brother."

"You don't need to see outsiders, we are brothers and sisters, we should feel like brothers and sisters."

"What Qinghuai said is, Linchuan, I have known your father for decades, and we have trusted each other with our lives. Now you and I are both master and apprentice, and like father and son, so don't be polite."

"Then I won't be polite." Jiang Linchuan finally smiled.

Fat sheep x2!I'm coming, I'm coming!

Master Xuanwei was serious and cold, and he was a member of the Daoist sect. Jiang Linchuan was instinctively awed, but Yun Qinghuai looked like a high-quality fat sheep.

Jiang Linchuan's mood turned from cloudy to sunny, his eyes were bent into beautiful arcs, and he looked obedient and soft.

It was the first time that Yun Qinghuai saw his junior brother smile, and instead blushed.

The little junior was born really well, like a jade carving, with a bit of baby fat on his face, always stern, looking unhappy, and when he smiles, he has a kind of bright and lovely "keep the clouds open to see the moonlight".

ah!Good boy!so cute!

ah!My little brother is so cute!

Yun Qinghuai quietly let out a groundhog scream in his heart, wishing to rush up, cupping Jiang Linchuan's face with his left and right palms, closing them in the middle, admiring the little junior brother's eyes that wanted to bite someone, and the way he pouted helplessly.

Yun Qinghuai only dared to imagine, maintaining the demeanor of a senior on the surface.

Leftovers!Good boy!Senior brother likes you so much!

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