[Hunter] Tourists' time on the street

Yan, "Didn't you listen to me? This is my body. I am old. I was beaten and killed when I was young. I am so sick when I am old."

Hearing the age, Hisoka's smile froze, even the vibrato disappeared, and he looked her up and down, "How old is the tourist?"

The tourist thinks about it, and there are two algorithms, "How many years have I been gone?"

Hisoka stared at her, "Less than two years~"

"Oh, then I'm 25."

Hisoka narrowed his eyes, he didn't believe it, but she didn't seem to be lying.

The tourist was a little curious, "Speaking of which, how did you recognize me? You should have forgotten me the day after I died."

"It's the temperament...the tourist's temperament is very special~"

"I understand." It was her stupidity that was unforgettable, but she would not admit it, she wanted to find another reason to cover it up, "You have a crush on me, otherwise it would be difficult to explain your behavior."

Hisoka was stunned for another moment, "Impossible."

The tourist stood up and said more resolutely: "Admit it, that's it, I have seen through your disguise." Otherwise, do you want her to admit that she is the second, even a heartless person like Hisoka is impressed? ?What a shame.

Hisoka rolled his eyes with a smile, paused and said, "What do tourists think?"

The tourist didn't understand his implication, and responded blankly, "I have no idea what to think, this is the only reasonable explanation."

"I'm asking~ what do you think of me?"

The tourist waved his hand, and immediately said with righteous indignation: "Pervert! The ultimate pervert! A tall, handsome and troublesome pervert. Fortunately, I only regard you as my wife's body, and I have never had expectations for you. What kind of person are you? I don't care about people, or I'd be pissed off three times a day. I'm so smart."

Hisoka let out a horrifying laugh, his mouth was about to crack to the ear, "Uh huh heh heh... what do you mean by not caring?"

The tourist is a bit annoyed, why is he having a convulsion again? It’s been so many years since I’ve seen him, and it’s like the weather in June. It’s just like the weather in June. It’s literally, nothing you do will change my love for you, can’t you hear me? Do you understand?" The interest faded, and the eyes filled with sadness, "Speaking of my harem? I miss them so much, I miss them every day, I think about them when I wake up, I think about them in my sleep and dreams, I think about them all the time .”

"Lost~"

The tourist squinted at him, "I don't believe it, you are not the one who can handle these things. Forget it, I'll make another copy. Fortunately, all my treasures can be mass-produced, and they will never leave me." Touching his growling stomach, "Hisuo, I'm hungry, so people can still be hungry. I don't even remember that people need to eat."

"Come on, let's take you to dinner."

The tourists sat in the restaurant, ordered all the dishes on the menu, and swept across the table like a strong wind.Rice mixed with tears, salty and sweet, no one knows the taste better than her.

After eating better, the tourists began to add fuel to the story, bragging about how she had gone through all kinds of difficulties and dangers in the illusory realm over the years, how she fought hard against the beasts from all directions, and finally escaped from the fictitious story.

Hisoka smiled, and swallowed a mouthful of steak gracefully, "So the last beast is a tiger?"

The tourist patted the table, swept across the table, stepped onto the chair next to him with one foot, waved his hand, and stared wide-eyed: "That's right, it's that tiger with big arms, round waist, moist and smooth white forehead and eye-catching eyes! It is ten meters high, and it can reach a hundred meters in one jump.

But I have no weapons, only a long knife.So I deliberately showed weakness to the enemy, let it swallow me in the mouth, slid into the internal organs, and then opened it with a sliding shovel, blood splattered, and the intestines fell all over the floor.

Then I peeled off its fur, cut it into small pieces, and tied it into tiger skin skirts and tiger head hats for me to wear. "

"What about your leather skirt?"

The tourist put his hands on his hips and looked very proud, "When I was leaving, I met a monk who was going to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures. The monk had a monkey apprentice. I saw that he was dressed plainly, so I gave him the tiger skin skirt."

Hisoka chuckled twice, seemingly unintentionally said: "Speaking of which, tourists have never done anything for me..."

He does not mean that.The tourists put down their legs and sat quietly under the stool, feeling extremely depressed.

After a long time, the tourist looked at the table with empty eyes and sighed: "It's not that I haven't thought about doing something for you, but what can I do? I'm thinking about it. The only function is to kill as an opponent, and there is no other use. But I am not reconciled, Piaoping is useless, but it is not born to please you. I don't want you to die, no matter the outcome of the death fight No matter what, for me, I can only lose or both lose, and the chance of winning is zero."

Hisoka held the poker tightly, "What if I insist on playing?"

The tourist gave him a blank look, and the fighting maniac really only had fighting in his head, "If you insist on fighting, I will run away, and if you chase me, keep running away. Sooner or later, you will be attracted by more attractive fruits, and I will be free I will not hate you if I was unfortunately killed before that. I know who you are.

In short, if you kill me, I will run away, and if I cannot escape, I will accept my fate. "

Hisoka laughed and put away the cards: "You're like this~ I'll think you're in love with me..."

The tourist rubbed his arms, this is too much love unfolding, "Love is beautiful, but unfortunately I don't know what it means. You are very special, the ranking is very high, I would even die for you, but I am sure I love you Not love."

The tourist smiled wryly, "I really didn't expect it to end up like this. I thought about everyone before I came back, but I didn't think about you. I'm flattered."

Hisoka stood up, lightly pecked the tourist on the forehead, and said softly, "Now?"

The tourists were surprised, Hisoka seemed to go crazy even more while she was offline.Scratching his head in confusion, "I'm even more shocked now. What do you mean by that? Are you talking and talking? Are you a princess when I'm a frog? Are you trying to brainwash me just by kissing me?" He shook his head and smacked his lips in disgust. , "Don't do this next time, as long as we have a good relationship, it needs to be replaced by someone else. The master took off the belt and made him spin like a top. If you dare to play hooligans with me, I must teach him a good lesson."

Hisoka was speechless, and for the first time doubted his own charm, "Tourists really don't like me..."

The tourist slapped his chest proudly, "Of course! Love will only destroy my mind and make my already ill-fated life worse. Let others bear this sweet pain." He patted Xi Suo on the shoulder heavily , looked into his eyes sincerely, "Love will transfer, Enyi will not. You are my great benefactor!"

"Um……"

"I will remember your great kindness and virtue, and if I have the opportunity, I will repay you with a spring."

"Oh~ let's have a fight."

"Don't come..." The tourist bounced away three feet away, "Hey~ you can't hit it."

The tourist twisted his waist to avoid the oncoming cards, and smiled even more meanly, "Hey~ I didn't hit the card again."

The tourist ran away after saying this, and Hisoka, who was chased out, chased him for three streets.But today is different from the past, she is no longer Wu Xia Ameng, this kind of serious attack will only make her tail curl up even higher.

"Can you do it? You won't be overindulgent, right? Young people should take care of their health. Look at me, I am in good health, and I eat delicious food. I can fight for [-] rounds at any time." The tourist gave himself a thumbs up .

"Hehehe... use your body to feel it~"

Reminiscent of the previous performance, the tourists couldn't help thinking about it, and shuddered and complained: "Your words are disgusting, and your limbs are cold after hearing it in broad daylight."

Hisoka suddenly became a little angry, left the tourists behind and left.

The tourist rushed to catch up. For her, Hisoka's face-changing technique was more unpredictable than the outcome of a game of gambling, "Don't go, what's the matter? Why are you suddenly angry again? Because I said you are disgusting? I'm sorry I didn't know you cared about this, so I won't talk about it in the future."

as always

Hisoka was in a bad mood, and the people around him kept chattering non-stop, but there was nothing he wanted to hear.

Hisoka closed the door, and the people outside were still knocking on the door hard, and they got a headache from the noise, so please remind her a little bit.Hisoka asked lazily, "Does the tourist feel wronged by being with me?"

The tourists immediately wanted to deny: no wronged, no wronged at all!It is a small blessing to be by your side.But considering the lessons learned from the past and Hisoka's unpredictable and bad personality.It's not that simple!It's a trap!It must be a trap.She can't get up again after a wave of ups and downs, and fall twice in a row.

The tourist stood outside the door, gnawed his fingers nervously, carefully pondered this sentence three times in his mind, the first time was the meaning of the letters, the second time he disassembled each word, and the third time he focused on "in the The deep meaning of the two words "together" and "grievance".

The tourist said seriously: "I will answer you later." After that, he ran away.

"Hehe..." Hisoka smiled dismissively, and turned on the TV program to watch.

The tourists who ran away bought a pen and a pile of paper, plunged into the black Internet cafe, sat in the innermost corner, and wrote quickly.I wrote it in Chinese, Japanese, and Hunter's language, held it high above my head, and read it over and over again.I will remember the previous text and write it silently, and I will not hesitate to study Hisoka's intentions with the most vicious ideas.

Then make a table on the computer, and arrange all conceived possibilities in order of probability. The top one is: Hisoka wants to find an excuse to let her be beaten obediently. When she says it is Hisoka, she says : I endured you for a long time, how dare you be wronged?If she said it wasn't Hisoka, she would say she was faking it, and there must be a lot of complaints in her heart, hitting her to say yes.

The reason is the same as when a mother beats her son, what to say and how to do it is mother's reason.

"What a poisonous heart!!" Tourists who want to understand this level