My uncle is Zhang Jiuling

"The kids upstairs are still noisy today."

I took a photo of myself above my head, with a supercilious look, and sent a comment.

Then soon someone commented that "bear children can fight"

I chuckled, turned off my phone, and went to chase variety shows.

"Your uncle answer the phone! Xu Ce answer the phone!"

oh my Godess!

The phone ringing was recorded by Ye Zi, and then it rang for a long time.

"Hello? Who is it?"

"Hello, is this Ms. Xu? I'm here..."

"I don't accept it. I'm fine. I don't need health care products. I eat delicious food. I feel better. Don't worry. Goodbye."

Without further ado, I hung up the phone, and held up the phone for a while, hum, it's no use, the young master is really smart.

But after a while the man called again.

"What's the matter with you?"

"Uh, please come down and open the door, I can't get in."

"??? Excuse me, who are you???"

"I am the son of your mother's aunt"

"My aunt... her son... wait a minute... hiss... huh? You are... my uncle!"

My tone was very certain, because there was nothing I "Xu Da understood" didn't know!

"No, I'm your uncle."

"..." Xu Daming went out of business.

"……Are you there?"

"Oh oh oh oh well, wait a minute, I'll go down and open the door for you."

"Hey, it's done." Why does this little girl still taste like Beijing movies?

"Ah... I remember my mother said, ah, woc, what's your name? I was very surprised at the time?... Hiss... Forget it, go pick someone up first, don't get dried up in the sun."

I muttered to my side.

I put on what I think is the best black T-shirt because what?Because there are kiss photos of Wang Jiulong and Zhang Jiuling on it!

It was hard to ask my mother to customize it!

So I straightened my hair, put on Wang Jiulong's black hat with a blue ribbon, and went downstairs while putting on my shoes.

When I went down to the first floor, I looked at the two suitcases beside the man outside the unit door, and covered myself tightly, wearing sunglasses, a mask and a peaked cap, and fully armed.

Look at yourself again, tsk, uncle who is more delicate than me.

I opened the unit door, "Good morning, uncle! Just call me Cece!"

"Well, Cece." My uncle's voice was quite nice.

"Uncle, let me help you carry a suitcase!"

I applauded myself in my heart, what a sensible child, I was moved!

"No, I can do it myself."

"to make."

It just so happens that I am also false.

"Uncle, sit down first, and I'll clean up your room."

"Okay." Then he sat down by himself.

My parents were out on errands, and it happened that this uncle had something to do in Weifang, so he was allowed to come and live in my house for a few days.

My parents can feel at ease with me, especially after I cut my hair short.

After I did my best to clean up, I came out and saw that there were only sunglasses, a mask, a hat and two boxes next to me left on the sofa.

"uncle?"

"I'm in the bathroom"

"Which box are your quilt clothes in?"

"White"

"to make."

Then I changed the quilt and hung up the clothes.

Moved myself to tears.

"Uncle! I put it away!"

"Okay, thank you!"

I didn't bother to go to the courteous again, so I just nestled on the sofa and hugged the pillow to watch the cross talk.

After watching several times in succession, I finally fell into a loop of videos. Zhang Jiuling's teasing of the coat really made my nose bleed!

At this time my uncle came out of the toilet suddenly, I followed the sound and looked up.

This is incredible.

"Zhang Jiuling?"

"Ok?"

"My uncle?"

"Ah."

……

"Oh." I was surprised for a while, and then I was very indifferent.

As for why I am indifferent, my name is Xu Ce.

An up that writes fan fiction on the Internet, it is about the love story of Zhang Jiuling and Wang Jiulong, and it is about a sadomasochism drama of separation and reunion.

Moreover, on my back, there are photos of their kisses.

And now, you tell me ya my uncle?

Do you want to put on his face and say "I am your cp fan!" ? ?

Zhang Jiuling didn't want to, did he agree that his niece liked him?What's going on?

"Uh, what, my friend will come over later, do you mind?"

Zhang Jiuling thought for a while, Wang Jiulong is here to see if you are excited

"do not mind."

"I'm Xu Ce, and my uncle is Zhang Jiuling, but I'm wearing clothes with a picture of my uncle being kissed. What should I do? I'm waiting online. I'm in a hurry."

Talk about the comments below that are all "wake up"

Only the "Calm down, maybe he doesn't care"

Oh, this man believed me

Then try saying "My boyfriend is Wu Yifan" next time, maybe it's okay too⑧.

"Uncle, I'm going to change clothes."

"No, this one is fine."

"Ang, fine."

help...

Chapter 2

Ok……

Now... I can only lie on the sofa, trying not to let Wang Jiulong and Zhang Jiuling see my clothes.

So Wang Jiulong's first impression of me: Why does this young man keep moving?How rude!

! ! !No no no no no!

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo female

So I had to quietly put on the earphones and listen to the cross talk.

He also laughs when he hears something funny, so Wang Jiulong looks at me like a fool.

Only Zhang Jiuling.

On the contrary, it was the expression of "I know everything" on his face, which made me even more reluctant to move.

"Cace!"

"Hey! Uncle, tell me!" Suddenly put down the earphones

"Don't call me uncle, I think it's strange."

"Hey, okay, little black baby."

I regret it after I finish speaking, you understand?

I, facing my elder "the elder who still can't believe it", called Ya's little black baby.

The scene is so embarrassing...

"I was wrong, wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong."

After all, I got up to apologize to him.

However, my back was exposed like this.

Then!Wang Jiulong, a big fool, is in high spirits! ! !

Hey hell!

"Yo, yes, Zhang Jiuling, your nephew is very good!"

Xu Ce: "I'm not, I'm not, don't talk nonsense!"

Zhang Jiuling: "Are you stupid? This is my niece!"

Wang Jiulong: "Is this a woman?"

What can I do?

Those in the nine-character class can't be beaten or scolded, and their mouths are not as sharp as others. (-_-)

"I'm going to change clothes now! Really, really!"

Zhang Jiuling said, "Forget it, I'll use your phone."

"Hey, it's done. Here it is."

"Hey, sister, I'm at your house....Ah, Cece is very good, and even tidied up the bed for me... Okay, okay, okay, I got it."

Watching Zhang Jiuling call my mother

"Yes, you are really my relative..." whispered Bibi

Wang Jiulong: "What?"

Xu Ce: "No, it's ready!"

Wang Jiulong: "Little girl, you don't even need to cut your hair short, but you still talk about Beijing movies. Are you from Shandong?"

Xu Ce: What the hell are you saying?I looked at your cross talk study?

"a ha ha ha"

I stood there laughing like a fool.

Finally Zhang Jiuling, no, my uncle can't stand it anymore.

"Let's go, let's go to dinner. I'm going to check the manuscript in the afternoon and practice."

Wang Jiulong: "OK"

Xu Ce: "Success"

Along the way, Wang Jiulong and I met each other so late!

What kind of official hat, stuffy point, lion head, the cheerful chatter.

"The little guy knows a lot!" Wang Jiulong twisted my head once.

"That's not right! Deyun girl can't do anything~"

I'm not proud, I look at those big guys on the Internet who turn fans, plate walnuts, imperial boards, and mandarin duck boards, I really, can't be proud.

"Ce Ce." My uncle called me

"Ok?"

"I heard that you can write some small articles?"

"Huh! Huh? No, no, no, I don't, I won't, I haven't done such a thing!"

Negative trifecta

Don't let my uncle find out that I'm writing his love story so quietly.

"Really!" Wang Jiulong yelled suddenly, "Look at "Ring"!"

Xu Want to Run Ce: This is really uncomfortable, isn’t it?I used my own name.

Then along the way my uncle never looked at me again.

I walked between the two of them trembling.

Come on, end this hell...

Ye Zi: "Xu Ce!!"

"Hey!" subconsciously responded.

Then I'm done.

Today... I promised to go out to play with her, but I didn't want to be detained suddenly, but I still regretted it temporarily.

Then we met, did you say it was a coincidence, did you say it was embarrassing?

Ye Zi: "I just heard that there is a special performance between Wang Jiulong and Zhang Jiuling in Weifang! It's in that grand theater! It's so close to us!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Ye Zi: "Go, go, go???"

"No, I have no money, and my hands are not fast enough."

Ye Zi: "...I want one, do you want it?"

Xu Ce: ...look at the two men huddled beside him, and look at the ticket in front of him.

"want"*

Ye Zi: "Call me Dad!"

Xu Ce: Save face

"No, goodbye, I'm going shopping with my uncle."

Ye Zi: "Hiss, Xu Ce! Come back!"

Xu Ce: "No, no, you can just go, maybe Zhang Yunlei is there! Me, I'd better lie down!"

Ye Zi: "Xu Ce!"

Xu Ce: "Grandpa is here!"

Then I slipped away, and suddenly remembered, and went back and said, "You go home early, be careful, take your ticket, I know you are kind to me, but this is not good."

Ye Zi rolled his eyes at me, then smiled again, "Don't worry, I'm not a child."

After running for a while, I finally found two ancestors who were leisurely buying milk tea.

"Damn... how wonderful this is a dream."

I just realized now that I have a celebrity relative who lives in my house, this is so fucking unreasonable...

Ah, forget it, life always needs some excitement.

"Uncle, are you angry?"

"No, just a little disappointed."

"??? Why are you disappointed? My writing is not exciting enough?"

"No, why are you not surprised to see me?"

"... various factors, such as my clothes."

Zhang Jiuling: Oh

Chapter 3

"I feel that my day is very fulfilling, I slept well"

Yuan: "Have a good rest"

I looked at this person who kept commenting on me, a Deyun fan, I wondered if this person wanted to pick on me, but this person didn't chat with me, do you think it's depressed?

"Forget it, take a shower and go to bed."

I grabbed the towel and ran to the toilet, humming the Qiankun bag while running

"Xu Niangniang...on the stage...cough cough"

"Can't go up... No, no, I'm old."

This is my daily blackmail.

"It's okay, it sounds fine to me."

Zhang Jiuling's addition next to it scared me away.

I am used to being alone at home on weekdays, and when my parents went out again, I naturally would not have thought that there was a guest at home.

I patted my heart and smoothed my hair.

"How timid."

What can we do?This is the big brother of the Jiuzike, the capable leader of the Deyun Society, and the distance between Shandong and Beijing is being given to me, what else can we do?

Just do it! ! ! "Suddenly Hardened"

"Yes, timid, so uncle, don't come out to scare your niece at night!"

Yin-Yang weirdness secretly ridiculing = I look like a villain now

"Have you got the guts to arrange your uncle, haven't you?"

"Hey, Uncle, I'm taking a bath."

look at yourself in the mirror

"Tsk, woman, you caught my attention!"

"Heh, playing hard to get won't work with me."

"Ahhhh, what a shame!!! woc I'm so handsome!!!"

"Xu Ce, what are you doing????"

"Fuck, fuck, get out, who let you in!"

"I didn't go in because you were talking too loudly."

I take a deep breath and I bet it's a shame.

"Uncle, when are you leaving?"

"Stay for two days."

"Go early and come back early!"

After I said this sentence viciously, I quickly got dressed, ran back to my room, locked the door, and covered myself with the quilt, all in one go.

why?

I'm afraid that someone will hit me!

Zhang Jiuling was not angry, picked up the towel and went into the toilet, looking at the phone on the sink.

"Cece, I like you."

"The other party has withdrawn a message"

"Cece, are you free? I have something to tell you."

Zhang Jiuling immediately became popular!It's only been a day since I've been here, and a little boy has confessed his love. What's this like?

"Xu Ce! Get your phone!"

I looked in the room, Gan, I really didn't take out my mobile phone, and I must be angry when I heard this yelling with names and surnames.

He opened the door tremblingly, and walked over obediently, "Uncle, I was wrong, don't be angry."

"Just this, how angry am I going to be all day long!"

"Ahh! Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong! I think you're going to punch me in the next second!"

I clasped my hands together, closed my eyes tightly, and Zhang Jiuling was a little happier with my cowardly look.

"Take it... Tomorrow you will go to the Grand Theater with me."

"??? Why?" I still want to watch variety shows at home!

"I don't know the way!" Then he pushed me out of the toilet.

Are you a fool to be a taxi driver in Weifang if you don't know the way? ? ?

Turned on the phone and looked at station B, oh well, someone read my article again, happy.

"Wan Zhangti:?"

I:? ? ?Something wrong?

Click in and have a look, oh, ask me if I am free tomorrow.

"No time, Master has to stay at home!"

"..."

"What did you withdraw?"

"It's nothing, I just made a typo."

"Oh!"

Phew...sleep sleep!

The next morning, I was woken up by the cries of Wang Jiulong's sand sculpture.

"Cecce! Cece! Get up! I want to eat something!"

"Cecce? Cece!"

I lay in bed, my brain shut down.Who am I, where am I, and what is outside?

"Cace!"

I stood up abruptly, put on my clothes, and opened the door angrily.

"What are you yelling about? No hands or no legs? What kind of habit is this? Which fairy are you asking me to serve you? Why do you call me by my name?"

Wang Jiulong was directly choked by me.

Where did that free and easy, cheerful, slightly shy girl from yesterday go?

Zhang Jiuling is gone and has seen the world.

"Cece, go, comb your hair, wash your face, and go down to eat."

He rubbed my chicken coop head a lot smoother. I was pushed into the toilet and started to mechanically brush my teeth, wash my face and comb my hair.

Also awake a lot.

Wooow, I just killed my idol, oh, I'm ashamed to see people, my mother!Did I kill the main force of domestic violence? !

With complicated feelings in mind, I finished washing and walked out.

"That what... Nine Dragons? Dragon Dragon? Wang Zai? Dasha... No, I was wrong, I shouldn't have attacked you just now, let's go down to eat!"

"Ah, as long as you don't get angry."

"No, no, no, how can I be angry with Jiulong!"

Zhang Jiuling looked at Wang Jiulong on Xu Ce's QQ profile picture, and then at the two people who were interacting in friendship.

"Cece, I'm hungry."

"Ah! Then let's go! You can't go hungry!"

"Ah."

Zhang Jiuling has a small tiger tooth when he smiles, which is very cute, but seeing it with your own eyes, your heart may beat to death.

like me.

Chapter 4

Today, I want to say to you again that there is a star in the family, no, a cross talk actor, what a happy thing.

Now, in my small family, there are eight people.

I think my house is going to explode.

I am sure, Zhang Jiuling is one, and if there is Zhang Jiuling, there must be Wang Jiulong.From that, I have several pairs here.

I saysay to you:

Zhang Jiuling Wang Jiulong

Zhou Jiuliang Meng Hetang

Zhang Yunlei Yang Jiulang

There is also Qin Xiaoxian, and milk balls! ! !

"Old Qin suddenly woke up: This is so special!"

It was not easy for Zhang Yunlei and Yang Jiulang to come.

Thanks to the strict management of the community where my home is located, people who come here need to pick it up by themselves, so I went down and up three times!

Why not four times?

Because Wang Jiulong didn't leave at all! ! ! ! !

After breakfast, he came back with me! ! !

"I said, my house is very lively now, my uncle has brought many friends to play."

When I was bored, I went to chat with Ye Zi.

"Hhh, are you happy to meet such a relative? Doesn't he know that you like to be pure?"

"Oh, it's rare that you still know that I like to be pure."

"That's not it"

"They talk about work"

"Okay, I have a way to keep you from being bored"

She shared with me a collection of famous scenes of Deyun Club and a crosstalk actor

I looked up at the people in the living room looking up and down

Then resolutely clicked on the video

"Watching a group of cross talk actors, but I just watch videos. Life..." I whispered bb silently

After watching for a while, the classmate sent me a voice chat.

I accidentally picked it up.

"I guess you saw Zhang Yunlei laying down! How is it? Isn't he very handsome!"

I really, I swear, I thought I was muting myself, but!Why such a loud voice! ! !

Seven people and one dog in the living room all looked up at me!Public execution! ! !

What's more, the persona I created in front of them is "I'm a very rational person when I meet an idol, I'm not noisy, I'm a bit cold” ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

Then I pretended to be calm: "Well, handsome. But not as handsome as Yang Jiulang."

yes!Our naan laughed! ! !Ah ah ah ah ah! !Mom!What kind of fairy baby is this! ! !so cute!

"fart!"

Well, I know that this old lady can't die today, so I won't give up.

"I don't know who the hell is telling me to pull Yang Jiulang's hair every day to show off!"

This really scares me...

"Uncle, Uncle! Dad! Shut up!"

For the first time, I was ashamed because I couldn't stop people with my stupid mouth.

"You murder me! Why do you murder me! Be careful that I privately message your husband to report!"

"Fuck you! Me, who? Who? Who is my husband?"

As a basic quality of being a fan, you have to go back when you are bullied.

"Zhang Jiuling."

I wanted to die then...

"No, no, that's just the subject of my novel! What kind of old man? What kind of old man is I???"

I'm trying very hard, yes, to justify.

So uncle, can you stop looking at me with a smile like that? ? ? ? ? ?

Zhang Jiuling is so happy.Reaching out to grab my phone.

It's too late to say it's too late, I didn't grab it.

"Hello, I'm her husband, Zhang Jiuling."

OK!friends!Just think about it, a room full of comedians, a dog, and an innocent girl.

On the opposite side, there is an unobstructed old lady.

I looked weird.

But no girls!

"That's great, I'm paying Zhang Yunlei back!"

Just hang up the phone! ! !

"Uncle, can I fly up now?"

"what?"

On the other hand, Zhang Jiuling didn't feel that he caused me any inconvenience at all.

Zhang Yunlei: "You little girl, what are you talking about?"

Zhang Jiuling: Shouldn't it?

Xu Ce: Yes, you are right to say anything.

"You have a boyfriend and you don't tell me! It makes me lose face!"

Well done!pretty!I just love the brain circuits of old women!

It's Te Niang's beauty!

"Okay, you! Leave me alone! You discuss your work! I'll be quiet..." Seeing that Ye Zi didn't have any negative emotions, I comforted my uncle.

"Cece, I'm sorry..."

"No no no no no! Don't care, don't care! I'm fine, I'm fine!"

Then I coaxed my partner to go.

Chapter 5

You ask me how did I coax my partner in the end?

Of course it is to eat and play with her, cough, no, just accompany her.

About my relatives and friends.

They are all out now.But soon to be back, Zhang Jiuling asked me to get dressed and go out to have dinner with him at 06:30.

I chose left and right, wearing black pants, a black fisherman hat, and a black T-shirt.

perfect! ! !

Then he went out and waited.

but!This bastard!did not come!I am very angry! ! !

Then I sat on the tip of the curb and brushed Weibo.

Suddenly saw Zhang Jiuling on the hot search.

"Okay, it's also on the hot search."

Click in to have a look, what Wang Jiulong kisses Zhang Jiuling, what kind of special dog food, heh, spicy chicken, it’s not a big deal!

Guys, when you wake up in the morning, you are the ones you miss so much, do you need to see your photos? ? ?

Then I suddenly saw a group of exciting photos.

Zhang Jiuling stared at everything, the evil spirit on his face couldn't be suppressed at all, "Fuck me, what kind of little fairy is this!!!"

Then I started... writing.

joke!How can such a good picture not make a fuss?

So much so that my uncle came late, but saw a wretched child on the curb looking at his mobile phone and making a silly smile of "hehe".

I thought to myself: It's broken, the child is stupid, how can I explain to my sister.

"Cace?"

"Eh!"

The hand speed of our mother's solo is not bragging "except that I didn't grab the mobile phone last time", it was too fast to cover my ears, and I exited the program.

But... "Ah, it's over."

Am I, no save.

Zhang Jiuling: "???" The child is really crazy

"It's okay! It's okay! Let's go, let's eat!" Then he pushed Zhang Jiuling and left.

Alas... my text...

I really didn't expect that my uncle would take me to have a skewer.

And the remaining puppies, no, what, people!all there!

"You really think of me as a boy... I am really convinced that you take a girl to have a skewer." I turned my head and said to Zhang Jiuling.

"They thought, I can't do anything." Yo, look, look, look, this little innocent.

It suddenly occurred to him that he would leave tomorrow, and he would have nothing to do with it again, so he felt awkward and ruthless.His mouth started to sting.

"Heh, there are also things that your big brother of Jiuzike can't do." Taunting skill max.

Then my uncle's face became even darker.

"Don't be angry, don't be angry, children, it's inevitable that you can speak freely." Wang Jiulong came out to smooth things over at this time.

"Clean this, clean this! Sooner or later, I will be mad at myself!" Ah, the little black baby is angry.

Coax?Do not coax.

Tomorrow, they will leave, and they will go far away. It has nothing to do with me anymore. Why should I?

I'm just like this, I know you want to leave and I will never stay, you ignore me and you, you have to laugh at me haha ​​I might have a heart with you, other things, forget it!In this vast world, my life is still long, so I don't need to be like this.

I turned around and walked into the private room, "Nang! I want to take a photo with you!"

Yang Jiulang was taken aback by my shout, "Little ancestor! Keep your voice down!"

"Eh! Eh! Yes, wrong."

Then quickly took out the mobile phone and turned on the camera, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, turn on the B612.

After the filming was over, I also had to sign an autograph. As for where to sign it, it was in his little notebook, yes, his, and he carried his little notebook with him.

So, Yang Jiulang signed for a long time, and signed for himself.

Then I took a separate photo for Zhang Yunlei.

Picture what?Figure my corner likes him.

Just as I was about to discuss with Lao Qin about taking a group photo, my uncle came in.For the sake of his payment, I didn't make too much noise, just eat.

After a few strings, someone suddenly bit me, I took out my phone and looked, oh, my corner.

"Don't tell me, there really is Zhang Yunlei."

But it's not... the right manuscript in my house, can I not know...

"hold head high"

"You missed the show, Zhang Jiuling was kissed by Wang Jiulong!"

"Wow, what a pity."

"You have become a dog, and I can feel your indifference from your words."

"tired."

"??? Even the full stop? You are not tired, you are depressed!"

"My uncle is leaving."

"Uncomfortable?"

"Well, indeed. I like him very much, and I don't want to affect him."

"Well, you should be depressed, I'm going to eat."

"oh(_)"

what shit corner

Seeing that I was so addicted to my mobile phone, Zhang Jiuling didn't bother me.

Just keep putting the skewers towards me.

After I finished chatting, I looked at the meat on my plate and saw that there was too much but not too little, so I was directly confused. Didn’t I lick several skewers? ? ?

"What are you talking about? You don't even eat meat." Zhang Jiuling seemed very concerned.

"Let's talk about you being kissed by Wang Zai. Let's talk about how handsome Zhang Yunlei is, and I feel sorry for Zhang Yunlei. Let's talk about the hostess being coquettish again, and talk about Mr. Xiao being plump again."

I said it deliberately, and sure enough, everyone's face changed.

"Ce Ce has been cleaned up, just like Guo Fenyang, skin." Zhang Yunlei said beside him.

"No, wait a minute, Second Master, I'll praise you!"

"Thanks, but you're Pi."

"Okay, I'm going to the bathroom."

As soon as I closed the door, I heard Zhang Jiuling say, "I don't know what's wrong with this kid. He has a very bad temper this afternoon."

My steps of leaving stopped.

"Silly, she doesn't want you to go, so she can't tell!"

"Why don't you want to? You still choked on me just now!"

"In this way, you won't be so reluctant when you leave. She is thoughtful, why can't you?"

I left after hearing this, really reluctant, I don't like to cry, I don't like to be lively, it's nice to be alone and quiet.

But he came for a day and a half, and I still liked staying with him.

I don't care if he smokes, and he doesn't care if I scream while watching videos.

We also discussed how to match clothes to make girls like them.

I am not the protagonist of the Virgin Mary Sue, I am the female supporting role of that female supporting role, with no name and strong jealousy.

It is really unbearable for me to stay with the person I like and then separate. I am small-minded, and the small one can only pretend to be a Deyun Society.

"I'm back." I pushed open the door and looked at the few skewers left on the table.

"Wang Jiulong." I said in an extremely flat voice, "Where should I play?"

"I ate."

"How did you manage to be unreasonable and angry?"

I said as I pulled out the chair and sat down.

Wang Jiulong chuckled, and I laughed too.

Then we two big fools laughed harder and harder until the two of us laughed almost to the bottom of the table, and finally recovered.

Zhou: "Why are you laughing?"

Me: "He really looks like Wang Zi when he smiles!"

Jiulong: "She really looks like my Satsuma when she smiles!"

Okay. Humble Xu Ce, become a dog online

Naturally, after dinner, they went back to each hotel, Zhang Jiuling still followed me home.

"To tell you the truth, I don't want you to go."

"..."

"I'm quite selfish, my idol is next to me, who wants him to go away."

"I'm not leaving tomorrow."

"Oh, you're not leaving tomorrow... no... not going????"

"Accompany you."

"Well, okay, uncle, don't go."

"Well, I'm not leaving."

"I told you not to go!"

"what???"

"There's a lump of..." shit up ahead.

"baji"

Freeze

This is probably our deepest memory

Zhang Jiuling was under my reminder.stepped on shit

happy.Good night!

Chapter 6

Zhang Jiuling said that he would not leave, that is, he would not leave for a day.

What a wonderful day.

The two of us lay at home all day.

Simply not too exciting.

"Uncle, what are you looking at?" I played with the remote control and looked at Zhang Jiuling.

Tsk tsk tsk, the delicate eyebrows and eyes that the dark skin can't hide, I'm envious.

"Whatever you want." He swiped his phone without looking up.

"it is good."

Then I resolutely opened the Escape Room, thinking that I hadn’t finished it yesterday, so I must finish it today.

Really, the director of the escape room is a talent.

Tao Yingcai's family scared me to the point of flying.

My uncle looked at the phone calmly.

I looked unhappy, no, I leaned over to look curiously.

"My uncle is Zhang Jiuling..." I read it out after looking at it.

"This guy is interesting!" Zhang Jiuling shook his phone and asked me.

"Well, isn't it..." I answered my uncle with a stiff face.

Young life ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ahIt's so swearing that I won't come.

Wang Jiulong!It must be Wang Jiulong!This big fool sold me! ! !

"Ahahahaha, uncle, watch TV quickly, this variety show is exciting!"

Xu·Crazy talk topic·Ce

"Well, the writing of this article is very interesting, and it looks familiar to me. I also want to chase it down."

When Zhang Jiuling is playing tricks, you can tell at a glance.He is like a child who has not experienced much in the world, with crooked eyebrows and completely childish smiles.

"...Uncle, I was wrong." I admired this face again and again, while trembling with fear, I almost knelt down for him.

"What's wrong?"

His eyes suddenly looked straight ahead and not at me, and he looked like he was not close to strangers, and the momentum of the master of Jiuzike came.

"No... I shouldn't write your text casually." Then I looked up at this girl's expression, okay, I didn't get to the point, and my face became even darker.

"That...that! That! No, you shouldn't be programmed to step on shit! Shouldn't you! Right! That's right!"

I was proud as I spoke.

Zhang Jiuling suddenly put away his indifferent expression, smiled and beckoned me to sit down.

"Come on." I hurried over and sat down, thinking about it and it passed.but!Why is this person lying to me!

"You shouldn't have lied to me that you didn't write." A slap on the forehead.

"The second fault is that you arranged me to step on shit." Another slap.

"The third fault is that I found out later than Wang Jiulong!"

The last slap didn't come, but when I looked up, I was so arrogant.

"Isn't this just because I'm afraid you will get angry when you see it~" I shook his arm.

"Forgive you... Oh shit!" Zhang Jiuling suddenly turned to the grimace on the TV and cried out in shock.

“Spicy Chicken! Slightly Slightly”

"I don't forgive you!!!"

"wrong wrong wrong"

Can't afford to provoke.leave

"You are leaving at last!" I sighed while tidying up his clothes.

"Reluctance?" He suddenly held the toothbrush and the cup in his mouth, foaming from his mouth, spraying foam all over the floor as he spoke.

"Hey, stay where it's cool."

I slammed all the clothes into the suitcase with all my might.

"It's sprayed all over the floor and I need to clean it up!" His tone was extremely bad.

Surprisingly, Zhang Jiuling was not angry at all, and looked at me with a smile.

"Wrong, wrong, wrong." He imitated my tone and "sincerely apologized" to me.

I just think that this person may feel that he is going to leave, so he should treat me better.

In the end, what I didn't expect when I ascended was that my mother came back.

"Yuan Yuan! Come on, let me see you. Oh, Yuan Yuan has lost a lot of weight."

"Sister, thanks to Cece taking good care of her."

Then he had nothing to say, he was skinny because he was talking about me abusing him.

Sure enough, my mother flew over with a single glance.

"Xu Ce? Are you going to fly up and beat someone up? You won't hit Fang Jiewa for three days, right?"

"No, no, no! I didn't! I treated him at home as if offering sacrifices to my ancestors! I wasn't harsh on him!"

I rushed to five steps away from my mother, frantically explaining.

"I believe you, you talk about ten words and eight farts?"

"Zhang Jiu... Uncle! Uncle! Tell me, am I harsh on you?!" The moment I saw Zhang Jiuling, I seemed to have found a glimmer of hope for life.

"Forget it, sister, I'm leaving soon anyway."

However!However, he pretended to be a white lotus flower for me! ! !

"Xu Ce?"

"..." Mom, listen to me, things are not what you think.

what to do?How can I fix this dead situation...

"Sister, she's really not there. I'm just a little tired from working around these two days. Cece has taken good care of me."

Then turned off the white lotus mode very naturally, walked to me and touched my head