A chrysanthemum came out of the wall

A chrysanthemum came out of the wall: [It's over, spread the flowers. 】

Plug board: [Huh? !Chrysanthemum, don’t you always watch the moon? 】

Three years: [Yes, the monthly watch is more punctual than my aunt. 】

Teacher Cang returned to the island country: [Fuck, I read that right!The chrysanthemum has changed three times!I am not dazzled, right?The probability of seeing the end of "Dove of Peace" in my lifetime has increased!sprinkle flowers. 】

One shot hits two shots: [Why is Luo Jie dead? 】

Zheng Qin stared at the screen: Isn't it?Pao Da actually appeared again!And he even read his own article!

A chrysanthemum came out of the wall: 【Luo Jie is a traitor. 】

Plug board: [Huh? 】

Teacher Cang returned to the island country: [Spoilers!spoiler!spoiler! 】

One shot, two shots: [It's a bit abused, today's content. 】

Zheng Qin tilted his head and thought: Probably a little abused.He touched the flesh on his stomach, maybe he had just finished eating and hadn't digested well yet.

The group exploded in an instant, and there were many discussions.

Mistletoe: [Pao Da unexpectedly appeared? ! ! ! 】

Wiring board: [emphasis from upstairs ↑]

Teacher Cang returned to the island country: [I've seen it, it's really abusive.I never thought Luo Jie was a betrayer QAQ but even if he is, I will forgive him/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~]

Three years: 【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 】

Bazahei: [I have low tears, don't scare me. 】

Plug board: [I'm going to update my article, turning grief and anger into motivation. 】

Mistletoe: [I'm going to update the article too, otherwise I won't be able to calm the pain in my heart. 】

Teacher Cang returned to the island country: [+1]

Three years: [+10086]

So, miraculously, almost all the authors in the group updated their articles on the same night.

☆、【Braised Beef Noodles】

Zhao Shuyun's cooking skills are really good, even Zheng Qin, who has eaten all kinds of takeaways, has to miss his dishes when someone works overtime at night.

Zheng Qin, who was used to eating meat every meal, threw his phone aside, Xia Zi said that today he would accompany Han Jing to watch a drama, and he could not accompany him to eat.It's not good for takeaway, it's raining outside, and the takeaway will have to wait until after seven o'clock.Zheng Qin's stomach was already growling with hunger.

In desperation, Zheng Qin took out the instant noodles from the bottom of the box.

Chef X's Braised Beef Noodles are all the same.

While waiting for the instant noodles to boil, he clicked on the group.

The evil party in the bottle: [Why hasn't Chrysanthemum shared his dinner today? 】

Zheng Qin likes to take photos of Zhao Shuyun's dishes and spread them in the group.

Mistletoe: 【Could it be that cousin didn't cook today? 】

Wiring board: [It's so rare, I'm starting to miss the days when Chrysanthemum posted photos every day to show off her food. 】

A chrysanthemum came out of the wall: [Haha, my cousin is working overtime today, and I will cook. 】

Everyone expressed great interest.

Plug board: [What did you do? 】

Zheng Qin turned off the fire, put the noodles into a bowl, and sprinkled green onion on top.

A chrysanthemum came out of the wall and sent a picture.

The noodles are firm, tender and springy; the beef is plump; the noodle soup is salty and spicy, and the braised eggs are refreshing.It is a high-quality good noodle among the rare braised beef noodles.

Everyone either gloated or expressed deep sympathy.There is only one person who is different, only a few words, but caring.

One shot hits two shots: [Eat well. 】

Zheng Qin really didn't expect Pao Da to appear in the group so frequently now, and even expressed his care for himself.

A chrysanthemum came out of the wall: [Eat once in a while.My cousin is working overtime today. It's hard work. I'll deal with it at home and eat something. 】

One shot hits two shots: [Your cousin will make it for you when he comes back at night. 】

A chrysanthemum came out of the wall: [Eh, but don't bother him too much.His work is relatively busy, so it doesn't feel good. 】

Wiring board: [Ho Hau Wah is in a trance, booming, what did I see? Why do my eyes often contain tears? Because I can always witness the happening of JQ]

Plug board: [I'm so shy, I feel like I've seen something extraordinary.Pao Da cares about Chrysanthemum Da Da~~(＾U＾)ノ~YO]

Teacher Cang came back: [Cut, didn't you guys say that your cousin is the true love? 】

Mistletoe: [Cousin is downgraded, and now Pao Da will replace him. 】

Bottle evil party: [Pao Da is too obvious o(*￣▽￣*)o]

A chrysanthemum came out of the wall: [Comrades, get rid of low-level interests and deep brains, and you can't support the wall...(___)ノ｜wall]

Zhao Shuyun came back around eight o'clock.At this time, Zheng Qin was not satisfied with a bowl of braised beef noodles.He sat cross-legged on the chair sullenly, feeling as if his thoughts were blocked, just like when the toilet was blocked, he had no thoughts at all, and he could only stare at the computer screen in a daze.

Zhao Shuyun seemed to be messing around in the kitchen as soon as he came back.Zheng Qin could hear Zhao Shuyun chopping vegetables in the room.Soon, the air was filled with a tangy aroma.

"Wow, it smells like beef..." Zheng Qin took a deep breath.

In less than a moment, Zhao Shuyun knocked on the door.

Zheng Qin jumped down from the chair and opened the door, barefoot, watching Zhao Shuyun outside the door holding a bowl——

Braised beef noodles.

"?"

Under the noodles is the only tube of dried noodles left in the refrigerator. A golden poached egg is covered on top of the noodles. The hearty beef slices are lined up, and the green onions and garlic are neatly stacked. It is many times better than the instant noodles of Master X.

Zheng Qin almost burst into tears.

"Eat, don't be hungry." Zhao Shuyun's brows showed exhaustion, but his eyes were still gentle, like a clear spring.

"Thank you, cousin."

Zhao Shuyun nodded and said, "Eat less instant noodles."

At [-]:[-], another photo of delicious food appeared in the group, causing howls.

☆、【Caocun’s Beef Eggs】

"Cousin, do you play Weibo?"

Zheng Qin's eyes were like clear water, as if he was saying: "Cousin, if you want to play, let's help each other~"

Zhao Shuyun hesitated for a while, and said, "I don't want to play." Zheng Qin said "Oh" regretfully.Zhao Shuyun went on to say, "Is it fun?" Zheng Qin regarded this sentence as a compromise. He immediately moved his notebook and put it in front of Zhao Shuyun, all kinds of Amway, but Zhao Shuyun only noticed one thing——

"Little chrysanthemum mother class starts"

Zhao Shuyun grinned, unable to complain about the Weibo name.

Since Zheng Qin opened Weibo and authenticated, his fans gradually increased.Zheng Qin thought for a while, and habitually sent a Weibo greeting: "Good morning." Pictured: shredded chicken porridge with shiitake mushrooms, dried sweet potatoes, soy milk, fried dough sticks.

Immediately a message below.

Teacher Cang has a big secret: "Da chrysanthemum, you haven't posted enough in the group, you have to abuse people on Weibo."

Wiring board for power strip: "+1."

Plug-in board for terminal block: "+2."

Bazaar black or not: "10086."

……

The later, the more frantic the message.Fans who didn't know why thought that the hall above the chrysanthemum was virtuous and dignified, and the kitchen IKEA was virtuous and dignified. They kept shouting: "The big chrysanthemum is tall!"

Afterwards, Zheng Qin was a little embarrassed, and sent another Weibo to clarify: "It's my cousin's craftsmanship." With pictures: Kung Pao Chicken, Black Pepper Beef Tenderloin, Curry Potatoes.

Author Mistletoe: "Chrysanthemum, are you showing off your food while showing off your affection?"

This comment became popular, and fans praised Juhua's trick "dog abuse".

Zheng Qin had a headache for a while, and thought: Forget it, let it go.

As a result, one day, Zheng Qin was startled by a familiar name. Did this person like him? !He was a little flattered, first went to confirm whether it was his own Weibo, and then ran to the group with a terrified expression and posted a screenshot.

"Caocun's beef slippery egg liked your Weibo" "Caocun's beef slippery egg: certified author, works "Black Forest" and "Dragon Slaying"."

The group exploded immediately.

Wiring board: 【(PД`q.)·. '゜Wow, it's balls! 】

Plug board: [Gao Leng Dandan is going to hook up with you, Chrysanthemum! 】

Teacher Cang came back: [I'm going, I'm so jealous!Let me, Ye Liangchen, calm down! 】

……

One shot and two shots: [Who is he? 】

Mistletoe: [Fuck, doesn't Pao Da know?Beef slippery egg was mixed in the CV circle in the early years, and it was specially matched with Emperor Gong, and later wrote Danmei, the meat is so delicious.He went abroad to study for graduate school a few years ago, and now he has returned to China. He seems to be in X City. 】

A chrysanthemum came out of the wall: [I'm also in City X! 】

Bottle evil party: [jealous~~~~(>_<)~~~~]

Wiring board: [I, Zhao Ritian, fainted from crying in the toilet (>﹏<...)]

A chrysanthemum came out of the wall: [I've heard his dubbing before, I feel so domineering.I have always been his fan! 】

Zheng Qin obviously felt that his cousin was not very happy.It was obviously the weekend, but Zhao Shuyun did not have the leisure and relaxation of a rest day at all. Instead, he frowned, his eyes were as sharp as kitchen knives, and Zheng Qin felt uncomfortable, as if he was a fish on the chopping board and was about to take office. butchered.

Zheng Qin hid in his room and swiped Weibo.

Zhao Shuyun's computer has already been shipped over, and the desktop computer in the study has been left unused.Zheng Qin thought about it, and it seemed that there were a lot of novels and audios stored in that computer.Before he became a danmei author, the beef slippery egg was the most sacred existence in his heart.

"One shot and two shots followed you."

The reminder sounded, and Zheng Qin looked at it, a little surprised.He clicked on the Weibo, which was shot twice, but it was empty. The registration time showed that this was a Weibo that had just been established, and it hadn't even been authenticated.Zheng Qin didn't pay much attention to it, he felt that this probably wasn't his own Weibo, it might have been created by fans.

He went to the study.

Pulled out the novel about beef slippery eggs from the computer folder and read it again.Before I knew it, it was noon.He rubbed his stomach.

"Zheng Qin, are you in the study?"

Zhao Shuyun knocked on the door of the study.

Zheng Qin said, "Well, please come in." His eyes seemed to be glued to the screen.

Zhao Shuyun walked in with a plate of rice topped with rice, put it on Zheng Qin's right hand, and said, "Let's eat."

Zheng Qin stretched his waist, and said: "It's almost the end, I'll eat after watching."

Zhao Shuyun tapped Zheng Qin's head, and when Zheng Qin turned his head to look at him, he saw Zhao Shuyun quickly close the txt file.

"Hey, let's eat," Zhao Shuyun stroked Zheng Qin's soft hair, "Today is rice with beef and eggs."

"!"

☆、【Cooked Shrimp】

Xia Zi failed to ask Zheng Qin every time, and he was very concerned about what happened to Zheng Qin.Zheng Qin also refused to tell him, so he had to go through all kinds of insinuations, and even asked the Mavericks to get a general idea.

The little ox's tongue is shining like a lotus flower, and he talks eloquently.The original words are as follows:

"Oh, you don't know? Zheng Qin's cousin is living in his house now. It is said that his cousin cooks so well that Zheng Qin doesn't order takeaway now. I once saw them together upstairs I’m going to buy vegetables. His cousin is so tall and handsome. Zheng Qin once asked for two days of sick leave, and his cousin made porridge for him. Envy, envy, hate. I saw them running and exercising together when I was walking the dog at night, it’s amazing, Zheng Qin used to be a guy who was too lazy to even walk..."

How sensitive Xiazi is, he immediately recognized the clue.The man's heart of gossip was aroused, he was like a monkey scratching his head, restless.

Hearing that Zheng Qin started playing Weibo, he immediately registered an account to follow him.Comparing the number of fans of the two, Xiazi felt that his man's dignity was hurt.When telling Han Jing about this, Han Jing coldly took out her mobile phone and showed it to him——

"Number of fans of Caocun's Beef and Egg: 10k"

Clenched a silver tooth.

Xia Zi practiced it personally, day, day, TV, rape Zheng Qin's Weibo, and you can know what's going on just by looking at the screen.

Zheng Qin announces his diet on time every day, which is simply a show of affection in a variety of flowers.Xiazi is such a sensitive person, he decided to learn how to cook too, to be a loyal dog, but the muscular but apron-clad dog is cute.

It is still full of pictures and texts today.

12 o'clock sharp.Zheng Qin posted a picture on Weibo.The scale is slightly larger.

——A pot of prawns piled high, a pair of slender hands peeling the shells of the prawns.

Caption: "Want to marry."

With a delicate taste of pink.

Although Xiazi is called "Shrimp", it is attributed to his surname Xia and Zi, and he hates eating shrimp the most.Shrimp can't eat shrimp, a small bite will cause a rash, dense red rash, and it will be very itchy when it occurs.On the contrary, Han Jing is not disgusted with shrimps, but he never eats them in front of shrimps.

However, when Han Jing got off work today, she saw Xiazi sitting upright, with a plate of steaming shrimp in front of him.

Han Jing froze for a moment, the corners of her mouth turned up.

Loyal Dog Gong looked up at him, a little pitifully: "I watch you eat."

Han Jing seemed to be smoothing the fur of a big dog: "Have you eaten it?"

Shrimp nodded.

Han Jing felt that Xiazi was very strange today, as if she was sending out hormones to herself intentionally or unintentionally.And it's a hormone with pink bubbles.Han Jing didn't point it out, just looked at her lover with a smile.

Xiazi was stunned by the sight, but he wanted to keep going, climbed onto Han Jing, and untied his coat with all his hands and feet.

"?" Han Jing was really confused.

The prawns are naked and lean, with four-pack abs on the outside. "Come on, come on, I'm going to be a shou today." The transformation from a loyal dog to a seducer made Han Jing adapt to being incompetent.But the prawns were all brought to his mouth, so he had no reason not to eat them.

Afterwards, the pot exploded on Weibo.

Kusamura's Beef Slider posted a picture.

——It is also a pot of shrimps piled high (but the height may be slightly higher), and it is also a pair of slender hands (the shrimps think they are longer).

"Could it be that Mr. Beef Huadan is really with Mr. Chrysanthemum?"

The fans were all YY, and happily left messages under the Weibo of the two, and even made a hot topic like #蛋蛋的菊花香#.

Xiazi propped his head up, it was a bit big, he felt that it was difficult for him to ride a tiger. "Did you ask me something, huh?" Han Jing asked.Xiazi didn't say anything, he heated up the shrimp on the table in the microwave, and then said thoughtfully: "Please enjoy, master." Han Jing didn't say anything, and started to peel the shrimp.

Xia Zi blinked, admired for a while, and blatantly took pictures with Han Jing's mobile phone. "Here," Xiazi gave P a pink background, "Can I post it on your Weibo?" I also want to show my affection, and I want to prove in a high-profile way that the beef slippery egg has its own owner!

Han Jing didn't know why, but she followed him.

Who knew such a fuss would happen.

Zheng Qin also called to inquire, Xiazi said shyly: "I want to swear my sovereignty, so I sent it with Han Jing's account. Who told him he has a lot of fans."

Zheng Qin was silent for two seconds, and said, "Then why did you write 'marry me'! Cousin is about to explode!"

"I didn't expect it either..." Xia Zi felt aggrieved, "Didn't you see that my shrimp piled up higher? Didn't you see that my man's hands were longer?"

"..."

Not long after, the first-ever Weibo was finally certified.

Picture: A pot of peeled crayfish. (color saturation 40%, brightness 50%, contrast 70%)

Text: Open your mouth.

@小菊花妈妈 class starts

At the same time, the parties responded.

Picture: A pot of peeled crayfish. (color saturation 40%, brightness 50%, contrast 70%)

Wen: Dinner.

@One shot hits two shots