Interstellar Xiuxian live broadcast room

After going around in such a big circle, he actually came back again, back to his hometown.Shao Qingchen always thought that the place he was in was the earth, because the climate conditions were very similar.There are also people's preconceived notions, because Shao Qingchen never felt that he had left the earth.

Looking back now, the planet he was on was indeed not the earth.Because there is a lack of local flavor, the local flavor of the earth, it is absolutely impossible to be so unearthly.When Shao Qingchen actually set foot on the land of the earth, he really felt what the real earth is.The first thing that hits the face is the smell of the long-lost fireworks in the world, because not far away is the smoke from the kitchen, there are three or two chasing noisy children, a few old people are playing chess under the tree, and a tractor chugs over. , filled with corncobs.

Shao Qingchen: ...

Yi Xiao said: "This is a humanities protection area, and these are hired professional residents. Their salaries are not low! When I applied to live here for a month near Juhuan Mausoleum, they required me to graduate from a humanities-related major. .No way, I had to wander here as a tourist for a week."

Shao Qingchen asked: "Can tourists only stay for a week at most? Why is there such a rule?"

Yi Xiao replied: "The main reason is to protect the humanities and customs on the earth. A resident status can bring three family members, that is, extras. You can choose people yourself, or you can be recommended by the humanities protection zone. I also applied for it at the beginning. A group performer, but people think that I don't have any sense of humanity from head to toe... Hey Master, where do you think I have no sense of humanity?"

Shao Qingchen looked at Yi Xiao's indescribable clothes, and said against his will: "This kind of clothes were actually popular many years ago, and they were very fashionable." Shao Qingchen thought for a while, this is called What style is it?Oh yes, punk.It's just that Yi Xiao's clothes are even more exaggerated today. With ear diamonds, nose rings and snake bracelets, she looks more and more like a delinquent boy.

The bad boy Yi Xiao said: "Isn't that right, Master? I just said that I am humane all over my body. Which eye of yours sees my inhumanity? In the end, that person kicked me out directly. It's rude!"

Shao Qingchen: ...He also wants to drive Yi Xiao out now.

Shao Qingchen said: "So, if we want to live here for a long time, we must master one or two humanistic skills in order to successfully obtain a residence permit?"

Yi Xiao replied: "That's right, I think my uncle should be able to pass, because he can go, breed, and plant, so he can easily get the residence permit."

Shao Qingchen thought that both farming and planting could be done?Then you should be fine to pass.Although he is a computer student, his traditional skills have not been left behind!Go, checkers, backgammon, traditional Chinese painting, Guqin calligraphy, Tai Chi, sword playing, and square dancing...there is everything you can expect, and you can know everything.Although I am not very good at it, it should be possible to get a temporary residence permit.

Yi Xiao suddenly said again: "There is another method that allows us to quickly obtain a residence permit, and even permanent residency!"

Shao Qingchen asked: "What method is so miraculous?"

Yi Xiao smiled and looked at Chi Wei, and said, "That's why the big brother showed his ID card, and the planetary chief of planet C-07 immediately knelt and licked his hands of the inhabitant to us without further ado."

Shao Qingchen tapped Yixiao's head with his fingers, and said, "You, can you learn something serious?" Then he raised his eyes to see Chi Wei, and Chi Wei's expression seemed to be Saying "Master, as long as you open your mouth, disciples can do anything for you!"

Shao Qingchen: ...

These brats are all so worried.He waved to everyone, and said, "Let's go! I hope we can pass the assessment before dark, sleep well, and have the energy to investigate the next day."

So everyone walked in the direction of the administrative area of ​​the civilized protection area, which is a special place for temporary residence permits.Everyone took the assessment for about 10 minutes, and the chief examiner respectfully handed over three temporary residence permits.Shao Qingchen's various ancient earth culture skills dazzled the examiners, from playing the erhu to knocking on the clapper to playing the pipa and finally playing a section of suona. Not to mention the examiner, even his apprentices all shouted incredible .

Although Shao Qingchen pretended to be inscrutable, but... it was actually because he was too poor to hang out with a funeral team named Liu Ye for a while when he was a child.During that time, he was able to play and sing almost everything, because he had a bit of aura since he was a child, and he was deeply loved by Liu Ye, so he contracted his tuition and living expenses for the entire semester.In order to thank Liu Ye, he would be obliged to appear on the stage occasionally when needed.

Speaking of the funeral team at that time, Shao Qingchen's memory is still fresh, and he also remembers the whole funeral process clearly.Generally, funerals in villages are completed in almost three days.The night before the funeral, the palanquin is burned, the second night the funeral is held, and the third day the funeral is also called funeral.On the day of Qiling, he played the shengxiao and suona. The music played by this thing is not something that can be played casually.It depends on the status of virtue, from the number of suonas to the selection of tunes.

Shao Qingchen remembered that most people played the song "Sacrifice to the Spirit". This song is not picky, it only expresses grief, not identity.The high-pitched suona sound, occasionally mixed with the cries of filial sons and virtuous grandchildren, really made those who heard it sad and those who saw it cry.

After Shao Qingchen and the others received their residence permits, the staff took them to the corresponding place of residence. Because of Shao Qingchen's excellent professional skills, they were arranged in a set of antique houses in the central city of the ancient building complex.Shao Qingchen looked at the navigation on his wrist, and the place names are no longer what they used to be, and it has been changed for many generations.Moreover, many buildings were unheard of at that time, so he guessed that this era may not necessarily be his era, but a similar overhead era.This earth should not necessarily be his earth, but a similar planet.As the saying goes, things are neither people nor people, Shao Qingchen felt a lot of emotion for a while.

What was arranged for them was a quadrangle courtyard. The courtyard was antique. An ancient tree was planted in the courtyard. Under the shade of the tree, there was a table carved from imitation tree roots.There is a Guqin on the table, and there is boiling tea beside it.There are bamboos planted all around, and under the bamboos are various bonsai, which have a special taste.At first Shao Qingchen felt that the small courtyard was decorated elegantly, but when he looked up and saw the tree, he immediately frowned.

There is an old saying in China, "Don't plant mulberries in the front, don't plant willows in the back, don't plant ghosts and applaud in the courtyard", and there is even a saying that "locust trees don't enter the house".Because "mulberry" is connected with "mourning", planting mulberries in front of the house will put "mourning" first.Willows don’t set seeds, so planting willows behind the house will result in no males. There is also a saying that “slipping back (willows)” will lose all fortune.When the poplar trees meet the wind, the leaves rattle and rattle, like "ghosts" clapping their hands.It is not auspicious to plant these trees in the wrong place.

And "locust tree does not enter the house" is better understood. The locust tree is yin, and it is also known as the ghost tree.In the village where Shao Qingchen lived, locust trees and cypress trees were absolutely not allowed to enter the house.If there is too much yin in a house, the yang will be unbalanced, and people will get sick if they live in it for a long time.You must know that the yin and yang in the world are always in balance, the prosperity of yin must be the decline of yang, and the prosperity of yang must be the decline of yin.Fortunately, they are all men in this line of work, and they have a strong yang energy, otherwise they have to be careful living in such a courtyard.

The staff said: "Occasionally people will come to visit here, you need to play occasionally. Of course, you don't have to play all the time. Group performers can sweep the yard and water the flowers. These tasks are much simpler. The salary will be fixed every month. For your credit account, if you need daily settlement, please apply to the financial department in advance."

After Shao Qingchen nodded and thanked them, he began to arrange rooms with the apprentices.The six people consciously divided the rooms according to their seniority, the main room was Shao Qingchen, the east room was Yi Kuan, and the small west room was Fan Xiuyan.There is a south house left, which is temporarily vacant.

The staff gave them a package, saying it was the usual props they needed.They opened the package and found that there were clothing and some folding fans, short swords and daggers inside, all of which were safety props and did not have any lethality.Shao Qingchen asked the apprentices to change their clothes so as not to attract too much attention in the tourist area.

But they realized that they attracted more attention after wearing this outfit, because everyone in this group was handsome and extraordinary, and wearing ordinary clothes could not conceal their innate heroic spirit, let alone These sets of clothes are selected by the staff according to the standards of professional and technical personnel.

Shao Qingchen and the others were walking on the road, seeing the tourists looking at them with inquisitive eyes, and felt a little miscalculated in their hearts.I originally planned to act low-key, but I didn't expect to make it more and more high-key.

The few people tried their best to hide their breath and slid along the wall to follow out of the city. Shao Qingchen finally heaved a sigh of relief, beat the folding fan in his hand, and slapped it like a young man, saying: "Next time you come out, let's pretend to be casual." ! Or can you ask the relevant department to apply for a few sets of servant clothes? Why do I feel that this dress looks like a butterfly?"

Chi Wei pulled out the sword at his waist and swung it into a sword flower, and said, "Master, what dynasty's costume is this? I should be a knight-errant, right?"

Shao Qingchen glanced at the eldest apprentice, and said, "We are of the same kind, both literati."

Chi Wei asked, "Why do literati also wear swords?"

Shao Qingchen said: "Didn't you see that there is a spike on this sword? The one with the spike is Wen Jian. Which swordsman wears a spike on his sword? In the dramas you watched, the knight's sword has a spike on it. Two Jiansui, are you not afraid to get entangled in a fight, and do you not get in the way? This is also unreasonable. Only when you wear a beautiful Wenjian like this, will you wear Jiansui."

Yi Xiao yelled: "But Master still didn't say why literati wear swords!"

Shao Qingchen replied: "When the sword is on the left, it is the image of a green dragon; when the sword is on the right, it is the image of a white tiger; The sword is just a kind of decoration for literati, and it can also be said to be a kind of complex. With a sword in your hand, you can be proud, who dares to say that you literati have no power to restrain a chicken? There is also a kind of According to the saying, the sword is a symbol of status, a high crown and a long sword, a person who is rich in gold and rich in gold, is also a man of prosperity. Take a Wenjian, and you can see that you are a person with status. Unlike now, everyone has an ID card. "

Everyone: ...So the sword is the identity card of the ancients!Well, stand up.

If Shao Qingchen knew that everyone understood this way, he would definitely vomit blood with anger.

Yi Xiao turned on the navigation and said to Shao Qingchen: "Master, the place we are going to is about ten kilometers away from here, how do we get there?"

A distance of ten kilometers would take at least two hours to run.Although they have this physical strength, it might be dark after running over.Seeing that there was no one around, Shao Qingchen said to Yi Xiao, "San'er, line up!"

Yi Xiao agreed, and immediately cast a hidden barrier on everyone.Then everyone picked up the lightness formula and flew towards the destination.Everyone sighed, it is better to bring your own transportation, and walk anytime, anywhere!

In less than 10 minutes, everyone landed at their destination.Shao Qingchen and the others chose a corner as a landing point, and walked out of the corner after removing the barrier.Chi Wei said: "Master, shall we go directly to the home of that bitter master?"

Shao Qingchen thought for a while, and said, "If we go directly, will we be beaten out?" After all, he already hates Chuxiang now that he hates the Xiuxian live broadcast room.

Yi Xiao said: "Is there a way to let us in without being kicked out? Actually, it's okay to go directly, after all, no one knows that we are from Xiuxian's live broadcast room." Because they will slightly adjust their appearance during live broadcast, And the magnitude of each fine-tuning will be different.Although it looks like a person, there is actually a gap, and the gap with the person is even bigger.

Shao Qingchen said: "Then in what capacity should we go directly?"

Chi Wei thought for a while, and said: "Let's use the name of the wandering warlock! Let's say that we saw his post on the Internet and wanted to help him solve his son's problem. First declare that if the cure is not good, we will not charge any fees. Yes, so he should have more trust in us."

Shao Qingchen nodded and said, "Okay, then do it."

Everyone walked towards the home of the bitter master, but after walking a few steps, they heard the sound of soldiers fleeing in a hurry.Occasionally, there are also the sound of chasing and beating, and the noise, it seems that there are quite a few people.Shao Qingchen and the others stopped by the side of the road, and couldn't help but wait to watch the fun.

I saw the group of people rushing into the corner in a panic. Shao Qingchen actually wanted to remind them that this was not the way to go, but the boy at the head pushed him away recklessly and shouted: "Oh, get out of the way, no! Do you want to escape here?" Then he ran forward, ran for less than 2 minutes, and came back dejectedly.

However, the people behind him had already caught up at this time, and one of the youths who killed Matt said anxiously: "What to do, what to do, Master, they have caught up."

The young man in the lead said: "Oh, what are you panicking about? I am the boss of Shao Qingchen's majestic cultivating live broadcast room, who have I been afraid of? Wait, let's see how I deal with them!" Then he pulled the people behind him and hid in the corner until the people chasing them People run away before getting out.

Crowd: ...

Shao Qingchen: ...he is Shao Qingchen, then who am I?

Everyone looked at each other, and even Yizhen's usually calm face showed a trace of surprise, Shao Qingchen even pointed at the young man with a speechless expression: "What did you just say your name is?"

The young man glanced at Shao Qingchen impatiently, and the buddy next to him immediately pushed Shao Qingchen's hand away, and said sharply, "What are you referring to? Do you know who you are referring to? He is also what you casually pointed at." ?"

"Shao Qingchen" raised his hand and emptily stopped the buddy next to him, lowered his voice and said: "Ah Jin, don't be like this, how can the people in the immortal sect be so rude!"

Everyone: Σ(っ°Д°;)っ

Shao Qingchen endured the nausea in his stomach, and whispered to Chi Wei: "Apprentice, do I feel so disgusted when I get along with you?"

Chi Wei was speechless, and said: "I don't know!" Σ(°△°|||) In fact, Chi Wei's inner monologue at the moment is, since the fake master has come out, is the fake apprentice still far behind?"Chi Wei" on the opposite side was whispering to "Shao Qingchen", Chi Wei stepped forward and said, "Are you Chi Wei?"

"Chi Wei" looked up at Chi Wei, and said loudly: "Nonsense, I'm not Chi Wei, are you Chi Wei?"

Behind Chi Wei, Fan Xiuyan and Yi Xiao both had frightened faces, but they really wanted to tell him that he was really Chi Wei!But they held back, because they saw two people standing next to "Chi Wei" one after the other, and one of them said, "Brother, why are you talking nonsense with this kind of person? We still have business to do." .”

Another boy who killed Matt said: "It's the big brother, don't be as knowledgeable as them."

Everyone: Σ(д′*ノ)ノ

Fan Xiuyan stepped forward and said, "Then you are, Second Senior Brother Fan Xiuyan?"

The other party looked up at him, without comment.

Yi Xiao said to the boy who killed Matt: "You don't need to ask, you must be Yi Xiao, the third senior brother. Hey, you don't need to talk, and carefully control your maple god power. Oh, that thing is too powerful, I'm afraid it won't be able to control it once. fire."

The boy who killed Matt rolled his eyes and said, "It's good that you know."

Everyone's expressions became brighter. What's the situation? What's the matter?Things haven't started yet, so a bunch of fakes come out first.Even the viewers in the Xiuxian studio said, where did these counterfeit products come from?Oh, yes, it must be the actor arranged by Luo Da.I don't know what the plot will be like this time, I'm really looking forward to it hahaha~!

However, they only know that these people are genuine counterfeit goods, and their disguises are very poor.Although the leader "Shao Qingchen" looks pretty good, but the small and fresh style of the city on him always has the taste of a country killer.

Thanks to Yixiao's teleportation formation, the live broadcast was able to proceed smoothly.Otherwise, with the backwardness of planet C-07, the live broadcast of this issue may lag behind.But even if there is no formation, the elder brother can still find a way to make the live broadcast go smoothly.

Chi Wei whispered to Shao Qingchen: "Master, what should we do next?"

Shao Qingchen replied: "Cold salad, since someone has helped us attract firepower, why not do it! Let's just help them and let them confirm their status!" Shao Qingchen stepped forward to follow with enthusiasm after speaking. "Shao Qingchen" greeted: "Oh, it turns out to be Shao Xianzhang! I have admired him for a long time."

Everyone raised their heads to look at Shao Qingchen, and immediately understood that the master is indeed a traitor... Ah no, he is smart!

"Shao Qingchen" on the opposite side finally lowered his eyes from the top of his head, stretched out his hand to shake Shao Qingchen reluctantly, and said, "It's easy to say, we also passed by here by chance. It's just that the folk customs here... are really not that good. Honest, I just set up a small stall to sell a few talismans, and they chased me out to drive me out! It's really unreasonable."

Everyone held back their laughter and lit a row of wax for the man in front of him.Well, it seems that this man should not pay much attention to Internet incidents recently.Ah, no, the news on planet C-07 is stagnant. Except for necessary national events, those popular events on the Internet are generally learned through TV.And the network resources of planet C-07 will be a few days later than the planet of Starlink, and high-frequency live video cannot be watched.From the looks of it, these kids probably don't know what's going on in Xiuxian Live Studio, right?

When Shao Qingchen heard that the other party was selling talisman papers, he immediately regained his spirits and asked, "Oh? What kind of talisman papers does Immortal Shao sell? Why don't you sell me one?"

The other party said: "Well, what kind of talisman paper do you want?"

Shao Qingchen thought for a while, and said, "It is said that this place is haunted by ghosts, so give me a way to ward off evil spirits!"

When "Shao Qingchen" heard the talisman that the other party wanted to ward off evil spirits, he immediately became energetic and said, "Come on, junior brother, bring the talisman paper and cinnabar!"

Shao Qingchen asked, "Present painting?"

The other party said: "Nonsense! You bet too much and it's hard to sell. Of course, you can draw one and sell one."

The man who had been standing behind him without saying a word and covering his face with long hair stepped forward and took out cinnabar and talisman paper.When he inadvertently raised his head to reveal a big fleshy face, Yi Xiao almost couldn't hold back his laughter.Yi Xiao wanted to say that live broadcast fine-tuning is not cosmetic surgery, it can only adjust the facial features. You are already fat like a pig face, how do you have the guts to pretend to be an uncle whose chin can almost cut onions?Yi Xiao glanced back, although there was no expression on the uncle's face, the corners of Su Xia's mouth had already started to twitch.

The other party drew a talisman and put it in Shao Qingchen's hand, and said: "Here, this is a good thing. Stick it on the bedside to eliminate disasters and illnesses, and prevent evil and prevent pregnancy."

Shao Qingchen: "...What a good talisman! Excuse me, Immortal Shao, how much does this talisman cost?"

The other party waved his hand and said: "Hey, people in Xianmen don't have money. I see that you and I are destined, this talisman will be given to you for free. Don't forget to use it well. Go to the Xiuxian live broadcast room and give it to me." I like it."

Shao Qingchen forced the corners of his mouth, and said sullenly, "I'm so touched, I'm so grateful to the immortal!"

"Shao Qingchen" waved his hand, and suddenly heard another sound of messy footsteps not far away, and the man immediately shouted to the friends behind him: "Run, run, the grandson of the inner gang is here again! Really! What a mess, why did they come with us?" Before the words were finished, these people ran away without a trace, leaving only a talisman that fell on the spot and turned around.

Shao Qingchen bent down and picked up the talisman, and Chi Wei asked, "Master, is there something wrong with this talisman?"

Now when Shao Qingchen heard Chi Wei call him master, he thought of the way the two got along just now, and couldn't help but get goosebumps.He flicked his arm subconsciously, glanced at the talisman and said, "It's just a ghostly talisman..."

The thread is broken again.