Interstellar Xiuxian live broadcast room
Chapter 77
Yi Xiao spent a whole night recording and broadcasting the video before she could complete the memories she left from the wishful dream.After watching the entire video, Yi Xiao instantly felt that she had grown taller.So the ultimate boss turned out to be himself?I didn't expect to have such a cool side!As for the ending with a slightly strange painting style... Ahem, Yi Xiao said, don't care about these details!
Thinking of the power of the Maple God that she inherited, Yi Xiao couldn't help but feel excited.And now his level is the same as that of the second senior brother, and with the power of his maple god, maybe the second senior brother is no longer his opponent?
Thinking of this, a strange idea came into Yixiao's mind, if they compete with the second senior brother, which of them will have a greater chance of winning?So he did what he said, and Yixiao went upstairs to challenge the second senior brother.
When he received Yi Xiao's letter of challenge, the second senior brother had a complicated expression on his face. He looked up at Yi Xiao and said, "You want to make an appointment with me? Why?"
Yi Xiao said: "Why do you say? Let me tell you why!"
Yi Xiao shot at the first disagreement, killing Yi Xiao by surprise.The wooden door was smashed into pieces by Yi Xiao's move, Fan Xiuyan hurried to hide.Leaped out of the carved white wooden window, jumped up again on tiptoe, stepped on the rose branch with one foot, and said loudly: "Yixiao, are you crazy?"
Yi Xiao broke off a rose flower and said, "Yes! I'm crazy! What can you do to me!" Saying a killer move, she threw it at Fan Xiuyan, and a giant ax that was as long as her body was transformed into her hand, her eyes were orange-red The light is great.Fan Xiuyan was a sign that he was going to use the power of the maple god, so he didn't dare to slack off, and leaped backwards lightly for a few feet.
At this time, Yixiao's ax blade had already swung over, and she cursed loudly: "I tell you to break up!"
Fan Xiuyan: ...Do you dare to be angry because of this incident?But Fan Xiuyan was quite happy after knowing the truth, so did Yi Xiao not want to break up with him?Then what does it mean that he deliberately alienated himself before?While dodging, Fan Xiuyan said: "Yi Xiao, listen to my explanation. The situation was critical at that time, and I didn't really want to break up with you. I just wanted to take back your control over your body through this incident. I'm afraid you Fengshen's consciousness is completely occupied by Fengshen..." The whizzing blade of the ax whizzed by Fan Xiuyan's ears, the biggest feeling after being promoted is that the sensitivity of dodging is much stronger than before!
Yi Xiao said: "Hehe, if you say something, you will be splashed! Now that you have broken up, you have to admit it. From today onwards, you are the one who said all these things! Fan Xiuyan, look at the trick!" The voice just finished , Yi Xiao gathered a touch of orange-red maple god's power on the blade of a giant axe that was as tall as her body, and the ax blade flew in front of Fan Xiuyan with the whistling wind.Fan Xiuyan's body froze, he didn't dodge, and he suffered the blow.But he underestimated the power of the ax blade, and he was immediately struck down by the ax blade from mid-air.With a loud bang, Fan Xiuyan fell to the ground.
The crowd who were quietly watching on the side finally surrounded him and helped Fan Xiuyan to his feet.Shao Qingchen said: "Yi Xiao! Is there anything we can't discuss? Why do you want to do it?"
Yi Xiao rolled her eyes, landed lightly, put away her huge axe, and said, "My general purpose is, try not to force me if you can!" Then she glanced at Fan Xiuyan, turned around and went upstairs.
Shao Qingchen: ...
Fan Xiuyan took a step forward, and shouted: "Yi Xiao!" (Er Kang held on to hold the hand, but Yi Xiao seemed not to have heard his words, and went back to the room on her own.
Shao Qingchen gave Fan Xiuyan a push, and said, "Hurry up and coax him, Yixiao has a temper, so it's fine to say a few nice words." After returning, Yixiao locked herself in the room to make up memories, watching It looked like he had finished making up his memory, probably because he was angry because he knew about Fan Xiuyan breaking up with him.
So Fan Xiuyan walked slowly towards Yixiao's room, and he looked back at everyone with a complicated expression.It's not that he doesn't want to coax Yixiao, but that he's afraid of being beaten again! TAT, although Yi Xiao is still a step behind in terms of realm, but with the power of the maple god, Fan Xiufang can only be beaten by him with the power to parry.The last blow was so painful that he almost cried out.This brat didn't even care about the two of them's past sweet love.
Shao Qingchen also sighed in the back: "Unexpectedly, Yixiao's strength has improved so much after returning from Ruyi Dreamland this time. You see, beat the second child so well..."
Chi Wei immediately echoed, "Master is right."
Shao Qingchen glanced back at the elder brother, silently put his hands behind his back, and went upstairs with the old god still.Since the identity of the senior brother was revealed last time, the master's attitude towards him seems to have become more and more indifferent.The eldest brother wanted to cry but had no tears, so he stood there and sighed to himself.Su Xia said in a timely manner: "Don't worry, big brother, Master has a childish temper, you can coax him more, say a few nice words, and it will be fine slowly."
Chi Wei: ...Why does he think Su Xia's words sound familiar?
Big wet chest was also like Fan Xiuyan, with a wry smile on his face, he went to smooth his master's hair.
Fan Xiuyan turned to the small south room in the front yard, Yixiao's current residence, hesitated again and again, and when he finally made up his mind to knock on the door, the door was pulled open from the inside.Yi Xiao poked her head out of the room, and when she looked up and saw him, a big smile burst out on her face.Raising his arms around Fan Xiuyan's neck, he said with a smile, "Where have you been? I thought I couldn't find you. What is this place?... But the bed is so soft!"
Fan Xiuyan: ...What's going on?Wait, Fan Xiuyan looked up and saw that one and a half horns on Yixiao's head.This...isn't it Silly Maple?No, didn't it mean that Yixiao can come back as long as she leaves Ruyi Dreamland?Why did he become the Maple God again now?Fan Xiuyan asked, "You...what's the matter?"
Silly Feng pulled him into the room with a happy face, and said, "What's the matter? Yes, what's the matter?" Fengshen closed the door, put his arms around Fan Xiuyan's neck again, and said, "I want to kiss."
Fan Xiuyan: ...
It's okay to kiss... But, if Yixiao knew that she was taking advantage of him while he was unconscious, would she beat him?During Fan Xiuyan's more than ten seconds of thinking, the Maple God had already started hunting for treasures on him.So Fan Xiuyan asked: "Do you really want to learn this?"
Maple God nodded like pounding garlic.So Fan Xiuyan seemed to be going all out, and suddenly took Yi Xiao into his arms.From the beginning to the end, from the inside to the outside, I personally passed on a whole set of kisses to him.However, Sha Feng seemed to have opened a new door about same-sex relationships, and the two discussed until evening before coming out of the room.
Everyone looked at Fengshen who was sitting on the stool and smirking, and looked at each other.Shao Qingchen asked, "Since when did it become like this?"
Fan Xiuyan replied: "Since he finished fighting with me today, I went to find him, and the result has changed like this."
Shao Qingchen nodded clearly, and said, "It seems to be a sequela after using the power of the Maple God."
"Sequelae?" Everyone said in unison.
Shao Qingchen nodded, and said: "Yes, that's right, the sequelae. It should be that every time I use the power of the Maple God, it will cause such troubles, and it may be caused by the remaining consciousness of the Maple God. But fortunately, this version of Maple God God, otherwise we may have to face a fight." Shao Qingchen circled around Fengshen who shivered after seeing him, and suddenly reached out and lifted the T-shirt around his neck, revealing a large bruise hickey.Shao Qingchen exaggerated: "Is this also a sequela of the power of the maple god?"
Fan Xiuyan said solemnly: "Maybe it's because the Maple God has just arrived, and he's a bit uncomfortable with the climate."
Everyone listened to Fan Xiuyan's serious nonsense like a mirror in their hearts. Everyone could clearly remember that since Fan Xiuyan entered Yixiao's room, he didn't come out until evening.
Shao Qingchen continued: "Anyway, don't worry, maybe after the rest of his Fengshen power dissipates, he will return to his original state."
Fan Xiuyan asked, "How long will it take to return to the original state?"
Shao Qingchen said: "Then I don't know very well, it depends on his recovery ability. However, Yi Xiao's skill is also troublesome, what should I do if it becomes like this every time I use it? Why don't I just treat it as an explosion?" Hit skill! Don't let him use it unless it is absolutely necessary, otherwise no one can stand facing a silly Yixiao all day long."
Fan Xiuyan said innocently: "I can bear it..."
Crowd: ...
After becoming Fengshen, Yi Xiao is well-behaved and quiet, except for being clingy to Fan Xiuyan and a little afraid of Shao Qingchen, it can be said that she has no adverse reactions.And I especially like kissing and hugging, and after being opened a new door by the second senior brother, I also especially like hmmm.Let him do whatever he wants, and he is willing to try all kinds of new positions.The point is, she has a delicate body and a soft voice.The second senior brother never tired of it, so he gradually forgot that Yi Xiao would still change back, and also forgot that the two of them were in a cold war.
So in the early morning of the third day, after Fan Xiuyan had just finished playing the kiss game with Fengshen, Yi Xiao's eyes regained clarity.The second senior brother looked down at Yi Xiao and asked, "Are you... Yi Xiao?"
Yi Xiao said in a cold voice, "Get out!"
Fan Xiuyan slowly withdrew from Yixiao's body, but when he was about to do so, he suddenly re-inserted, and said with an evil smile, "If you tell me to go out, I'll go out, then I'd be too embarrassing."
Every time Yixiao came back from Fengshen transformation, she would forget what she had done. Judging from the current situation, she knew what she had done without even thinking about it.And he felt terribly that the big pillars in his body had changed from being weak just now to being more vibrant.Yi Xiao pushed Fan Xiuyan and said angrily: "I said, get out! Don't forget, you can't beat me now!"
Fan Xiuyan smiled confidently and said: "Yes, so you can use the power of the Maple God to your heart's content! By the way, the side effect of the power of the Maple God is that it will temporarily turn you into the state of the Maple God...for three days." Fan Xiuyan leaned close to Yixiao's ear and said in a low and sexy voice: "Do you know what happened in the past three days? How about I tell you now? Baby, look at yourself, how limp you have become? "
Yi Xiao became angry from embarrassment, her nails sank deep into Fan Xiuyan's arm, and she growled, "Fan Xiuyan, you bastard!"
Fan Xiuyan said with a sinister smile, "Yes, I'm an asshole, and I'll be an asshole to you alone! Baby, are you comfortable?" Then, the strength under him became stronger.
Yi Xiao roared angrily: "Who says you're an asshole to me only! You obviously slept with Fengshen just now, so why are you telling me you're only an asshole to me?!" Yixiao's eye circles were slightly red, and her chest was violent Ups and downs, obviously the resentment in my heart is quite deep.
Fan Xiuyan was stunned by Yixiao's reaction, he stopped suddenly, hugged Yixiao tightly, and said softly: "Yixiao...are you angry? I'm sorry Yixiao, it's my fault, I shouldn't be with you Break up. But at that time, I had no other choice. I could only try to use this method to bring back your sanity. The reason why I and Fengshen... like that is because Fengshen is you! If Fengshen If it wasn't for you, I would never have looked at him more."
Fan Xiuyan flicked Yixiao's hand to his chest, and said, "Xiaoxiao, listen, how fast is my heart beating? Did you hear that? I like you, and I want to be with you. I don't want to break up with you, And I will never break up with you. I slept with Fengshen because I wanted to sleep with you, but you didn’t let me sleep! If you think I’m not sincere, what do you want me to do? As long as you can forgive me, as long as you can return to By my side, I will try to do it.”
Yi Xiao raised her head with resentful eyes and asked, "Can I do anything?"
Fan Xiuyan nodded firmly: "As long as you bring it up, I'm willing to do anything!"
Yi Xiao took his hand off Fan Xiuyan's chest, grabbed his hand and put it down on her body, saying: "It's so hard that it hurts..." Then she climbed onto Fan Xiuyan's neck and whispered in his ear: "Brother Yan..."
Fan Xiuyan: ...I can't bear to be so rude!
So Fan Xiuyan and Yi Xiao didn't leave the room all morning.The two people appeared at the dining table at noon, Fan Xiuyan was full of joy, and Yi Xiao finally no longer had a grieving face.So when it comes to couples quarreling or something, the solution is the simplest, just fuck it until you get over it!
It's just...Su Xia looked at Fan Xiuyan with resentment on her face, and said, "Second Senior Brother! Today you are on duty for lunch!"
Fan Xiuyan was stunned for a moment, and said with an apologetic expression: "Oh, I'm sorry Fourth Junior Brother, I forgot. Why don't you help me next time for lunch!"
Su Xia still had a resentful look on her face: "Do you think I'll forgive you so easily? Our Xiaoxiao was kidnapped by you!"
Finally, after bargaining between the two parties, Fan Xiuyan decided to serve Su Xia's lunch for a week.Su Xia started to eat with a happy face, and everyone was also very happy.After eating for a while, Yixiao suddenly felt that something was wrong, he raised his head and said, "Am I only worth lunch for a week?"
Dry coughing sounded one after another around, Su Xia said: "Oh, don't care about those details! As long as the second senior brother treats you well?"
Yi Xiao was speechless, forget it, let's have a week's lunch!At least a little more trouble than breakfast!
After this little turmoil, the relationship between Yi Xiao and Fan Xiuyan has stabilized.Although with Yi Xiao's character of occasionally being a god, the second senior brother will definitely not have a good time.But fortunately, Yi Xiao didn't control the power of Fengshen very well, and would burst away occasionally, so she would be quiet for three days in a row.So everyone gradually got used to a ghost-like Yi Xiao occasionally appearing at home, chasing after the second senior brother's ass, begging for kisses and hugs.But on the whole, apart from being a bit degraded in intelligence, after becoming the Maple God, Yi Xiao's spiritual power is still crushing.
After recovering Yi Xiao's identity, Yi Xiao specially got herself a tracking camera. After waking up, she can use the tracking camera to investigate what she did.In fact, Fan Xiuyan felt that his behavior was a bit superfluous, and he deliberately made himself angry.Because Yi Xiao in Fengshen state... can't bear to look directly at her, every time she sees Yi Xiao, it takes a long time.
For this, the audience collectively expressed their joy.And most of the audience said that Yi Xiaoda must not hide his secrets, and released his follow-up video for everyone to enjoy.However, the scenes captured by the live broadcast machine after Yi Xiao was stupid are enough for everyone to laugh like fools. If these pictures are cut out alone, it is enough to make people laugh from beginning to end.Since then, Fengshen has become the funny person in Xiuxian's live broadcast room.
After the live broadcast of this dungeon, everyone made a comprehensive ranking of the live broadcasts in the Xiuxian live broadcast room. Among them, the fighting scenes ranked first in the Death Valley chapter.The Black Jade Rhinoceros Horn was rated as the most cute thing.The chapter of Han Yaling was rated as the most eerie chapter.And the last wishful dream was defined as the most brain-burning chapter at first, and later defined as the most magical chapter.And some netizens summed up this dungeon in one sentence: What is the magic array set up by the thousand-year-old Lingyu?Just because your partner wants to be dissatisfied!
After thinking about it carefully, there is nothing to refute.
Yi Xiao was finally re-appointed as the anchor of the live broadcast room, as well as in charge of network publicity and information. Shao Qingchen felt bored after working with the big apprentice for a few days.So they continued to have sex together without shame or shame, fellow practitioners every night, having sex with each other.
Except for fellow practitioners having sex, Shao Qingchen would still record all kinds of feelings and details after returning from each dungeon.Over time, he actually wrote a travel note of 10,000+ words, and he felt that he was great.
And Yuchi hasn't been here since the last time he appeared, maybe he really just wanted to thank Yulang for sending him meals in those few days!But his black face and cold face are really scary enough, if you can see each other less or less, TAT!
The master and apprentice went on peacefully for more than half a month, during which time they interacted with the audience and did many small activities.Among them, the exquisite and thoughtful gifts posted by the audience who received the prizes made many audiences who did not receive the gifts envy.But after all, things are limited, and it is impossible to give gifts to all audiences one by one.So Yi Xiao thought of a way to make money for her master, and Fan Xiuyan implemented it.That was the peripheral production of Xiuxian's live broadcast room. When the news was released, the audience in the live broadcast room almost boiled.Yi Xiao is very good at doing business and said that she accepts any order of peripherals, but the things everyone ordered are competing with each other for novelty.
What is the 3D version of the carpet of the nine-headed blood pheasant!Yulang's humanoid pillow!Faceless Ghost's □□ it!The spider's arachnid state plus a spider web!
This is nothing, there are more curious.
If the restored version of the maple god's ax and the restored version of the mutant basilisk are reasonable, then what is the cut off half of the maple god's horn, the eel segment-shaped nine-headed blood scorpion, and the inflatable doll version of Yulang? ghost?
Well, I can bear with these, but the master and big wet boobs double edited pictures, and Fengshen's second brother's orgasm face big head photo is absolutely unbearable!Except for the pair of Yizhen and Su Xia who were not fooled by everyone, everyone did not let them go.Shao Qingchen felt that there were such a group of enthusiastic audiences, and he was also drunk!
Yi Xiao laughed while looking at everyone's orders, feeling that he had found the joy of life again.Suddenly Yi Xiao stopped smiling, and frowned, he suddenly raised his head and said to Shao Qingchen: "Master, something happened!"
After Shao Qingchen heard Yi Xiao's words, he immediately surrounded him, and Chi Wei also surrounded him.It was a highly liked post with a photo of a pool of blood and the face of a distorted young man.
I saw that the title of this post was: Shit Xiuxian, a bunch of liars!My son is dying, but you all only know how to cheat money!
Shao Qingchen frowned, clicked on the post and read it.It turned out that the person who posted the post was a single father living on a remote planet. His son suddenly said to himself one day that he was crazy. , and finally had to resort to some unorthodox methods.
Nowadays, the Xiuxian live broadcast room is very popular. Although the remote planets have no way to access the live broadcast of this high-frequency network line, they can watch TV.Some time ago, the documentary that Shao Qingchen and the others intercepted was put on Starlink's rebroadcast TV channel. It should be from that time that the Xiuxian live broadcast room became famous.So this single father wanted to find these elusive gods in Xiuxian's live broadcast room...
The following plot began to make Shao Qingchen frown, because the old man said that the great gods in the Xiuxian live broadcast room exchanged all the credits in his hands, including a set of houses purchased on the main star for his son's wedding, in exchange for a talisman .He originally thought that this talisman could cure his son's illness, but he didn't expect that if a bowl of talisman water was poured down, his son's illness would not be cured, and instead he would start to harm himself.
The few photos sent were bloody, with bloodstains on his arms and legs from his nails.Even the corner of his mouth was smashed by himself, and an arm was hanging high, obviously it was broken somehow.What was even more horrifying was that his hair was torn in spots, and the blood stains and wounds on his face were also horrifying.There are a few pictures showing a few pieces of bitten off flesh and blood, which should have been bitten off by himself when this person went crazy.
Shao Qingchen frowned: "What is this symptom?"
Chi Wei said: "It should be the crasher that Master mentioned earlier."
Yi Xiao said: "Is the focus of everyone's attention wrong? Shouldn't you first pay attention to who is hacking my Daxiu Xian live broadcast room? It is obvious that someone wants to deliberately frame us!"
Thinking of the power of the Maple God that she inherited, Yi Xiao couldn't help but feel excited.And now his level is the same as that of the second senior brother, and with the power of his maple god, maybe the second senior brother is no longer his opponent?
Thinking of this, a strange idea came into Yixiao's mind, if they compete with the second senior brother, which of them will have a greater chance of winning?So he did what he said, and Yixiao went upstairs to challenge the second senior brother.
When he received Yi Xiao's letter of challenge, the second senior brother had a complicated expression on his face. He looked up at Yi Xiao and said, "You want to make an appointment with me? Why?"
Yi Xiao said: "Why do you say? Let me tell you why!"
Yi Xiao shot at the first disagreement, killing Yi Xiao by surprise.The wooden door was smashed into pieces by Yi Xiao's move, Fan Xiuyan hurried to hide.Leaped out of the carved white wooden window, jumped up again on tiptoe, stepped on the rose branch with one foot, and said loudly: "Yixiao, are you crazy?"
Yi Xiao broke off a rose flower and said, "Yes! I'm crazy! What can you do to me!" Saying a killer move, she threw it at Fan Xiuyan, and a giant ax that was as long as her body was transformed into her hand, her eyes were orange-red The light is great.Fan Xiuyan was a sign that he was going to use the power of the maple god, so he didn't dare to slack off, and leaped backwards lightly for a few feet.
At this time, Yixiao's ax blade had already swung over, and she cursed loudly: "I tell you to break up!"
Fan Xiuyan: ...Do you dare to be angry because of this incident?But Fan Xiuyan was quite happy after knowing the truth, so did Yi Xiao not want to break up with him?Then what does it mean that he deliberately alienated himself before?While dodging, Fan Xiuyan said: "Yi Xiao, listen to my explanation. The situation was critical at that time, and I didn't really want to break up with you. I just wanted to take back your control over your body through this incident. I'm afraid you Fengshen's consciousness is completely occupied by Fengshen..." The whizzing blade of the ax whizzed by Fan Xiuyan's ears, the biggest feeling after being promoted is that the sensitivity of dodging is much stronger than before!
Yi Xiao said: "Hehe, if you say something, you will be splashed! Now that you have broken up, you have to admit it. From today onwards, you are the one who said all these things! Fan Xiuyan, look at the trick!" The voice just finished , Yi Xiao gathered a touch of orange-red maple god's power on the blade of a giant axe that was as tall as her body, and the ax blade flew in front of Fan Xiuyan with the whistling wind.Fan Xiuyan's body froze, he didn't dodge, and he suffered the blow.But he underestimated the power of the ax blade, and he was immediately struck down by the ax blade from mid-air.With a loud bang, Fan Xiuyan fell to the ground.
The crowd who were quietly watching on the side finally surrounded him and helped Fan Xiuyan to his feet.Shao Qingchen said: "Yi Xiao! Is there anything we can't discuss? Why do you want to do it?"
Yi Xiao rolled her eyes, landed lightly, put away her huge axe, and said, "My general purpose is, try not to force me if you can!" Then she glanced at Fan Xiuyan, turned around and went upstairs.
Shao Qingchen: ...
Fan Xiuyan took a step forward, and shouted: "Yi Xiao!" (Er Kang held on to hold the hand, but Yi Xiao seemed not to have heard his words, and went back to the room on her own.
Shao Qingchen gave Fan Xiuyan a push, and said, "Hurry up and coax him, Yixiao has a temper, so it's fine to say a few nice words." After returning, Yixiao locked herself in the room to make up memories, watching It looked like he had finished making up his memory, probably because he was angry because he knew about Fan Xiuyan breaking up with him.
So Fan Xiuyan walked slowly towards Yixiao's room, and he looked back at everyone with a complicated expression.It's not that he doesn't want to coax Yixiao, but that he's afraid of being beaten again! TAT, although Yi Xiao is still a step behind in terms of realm, but with the power of the maple god, Fan Xiufang can only be beaten by him with the power to parry.The last blow was so painful that he almost cried out.This brat didn't even care about the two of them's past sweet love.
Shao Qingchen also sighed in the back: "Unexpectedly, Yixiao's strength has improved so much after returning from Ruyi Dreamland this time. You see, beat the second child so well..."
Chi Wei immediately echoed, "Master is right."
Shao Qingchen glanced back at the elder brother, silently put his hands behind his back, and went upstairs with the old god still.Since the identity of the senior brother was revealed last time, the master's attitude towards him seems to have become more and more indifferent.The eldest brother wanted to cry but had no tears, so he stood there and sighed to himself.Su Xia said in a timely manner: "Don't worry, big brother, Master has a childish temper, you can coax him more, say a few nice words, and it will be fine slowly."
Chi Wei: ...Why does he think Su Xia's words sound familiar?
Big wet chest was also like Fan Xiuyan, with a wry smile on his face, he went to smooth his master's hair.
Fan Xiuyan turned to the small south room in the front yard, Yixiao's current residence, hesitated again and again, and when he finally made up his mind to knock on the door, the door was pulled open from the inside.Yi Xiao poked her head out of the room, and when she looked up and saw him, a big smile burst out on her face.Raising his arms around Fan Xiuyan's neck, he said with a smile, "Where have you been? I thought I couldn't find you. What is this place?... But the bed is so soft!"
Fan Xiuyan: ...What's going on?Wait, Fan Xiuyan looked up and saw that one and a half horns on Yixiao's head.This...isn't it Silly Maple?No, didn't it mean that Yixiao can come back as long as she leaves Ruyi Dreamland?Why did he become the Maple God again now?Fan Xiuyan asked, "You...what's the matter?"
Silly Feng pulled him into the room with a happy face, and said, "What's the matter? Yes, what's the matter?" Fengshen closed the door, put his arms around Fan Xiuyan's neck again, and said, "I want to kiss."
Fan Xiuyan: ...
It's okay to kiss... But, if Yixiao knew that she was taking advantage of him while he was unconscious, would she beat him?During Fan Xiuyan's more than ten seconds of thinking, the Maple God had already started hunting for treasures on him.So Fan Xiuyan asked: "Do you really want to learn this?"
Maple God nodded like pounding garlic.So Fan Xiuyan seemed to be going all out, and suddenly took Yi Xiao into his arms.From the beginning to the end, from the inside to the outside, I personally passed on a whole set of kisses to him.However, Sha Feng seemed to have opened a new door about same-sex relationships, and the two discussed until evening before coming out of the room.
Everyone looked at Fengshen who was sitting on the stool and smirking, and looked at each other.Shao Qingchen asked, "Since when did it become like this?"
Fan Xiuyan replied: "Since he finished fighting with me today, I went to find him, and the result has changed like this."
Shao Qingchen nodded clearly, and said, "It seems to be a sequela after using the power of the Maple God."
"Sequelae?" Everyone said in unison.
Shao Qingchen nodded, and said: "Yes, that's right, the sequelae. It should be that every time I use the power of the Maple God, it will cause such troubles, and it may be caused by the remaining consciousness of the Maple God. But fortunately, this version of Maple God God, otherwise we may have to face a fight." Shao Qingchen circled around Fengshen who shivered after seeing him, and suddenly reached out and lifted the T-shirt around his neck, revealing a large bruise hickey.Shao Qingchen exaggerated: "Is this also a sequela of the power of the maple god?"
Fan Xiuyan said solemnly: "Maybe it's because the Maple God has just arrived, and he's a bit uncomfortable with the climate."
Everyone listened to Fan Xiuyan's serious nonsense like a mirror in their hearts. Everyone could clearly remember that since Fan Xiuyan entered Yixiao's room, he didn't come out until evening.
Shao Qingchen continued: "Anyway, don't worry, maybe after the rest of his Fengshen power dissipates, he will return to his original state."
Fan Xiuyan asked, "How long will it take to return to the original state?"
Shao Qingchen said: "Then I don't know very well, it depends on his recovery ability. However, Yi Xiao's skill is also troublesome, what should I do if it becomes like this every time I use it? Why don't I just treat it as an explosion?" Hit skill! Don't let him use it unless it is absolutely necessary, otherwise no one can stand facing a silly Yixiao all day long."
Fan Xiuyan said innocently: "I can bear it..."
Crowd: ...
After becoming Fengshen, Yi Xiao is well-behaved and quiet, except for being clingy to Fan Xiuyan and a little afraid of Shao Qingchen, it can be said that she has no adverse reactions.And I especially like kissing and hugging, and after being opened a new door by the second senior brother, I also especially like hmmm.Let him do whatever he wants, and he is willing to try all kinds of new positions.The point is, she has a delicate body and a soft voice.The second senior brother never tired of it, so he gradually forgot that Yi Xiao would still change back, and also forgot that the two of them were in a cold war.
So in the early morning of the third day, after Fan Xiuyan had just finished playing the kiss game with Fengshen, Yi Xiao's eyes regained clarity.The second senior brother looked down at Yi Xiao and asked, "Are you... Yi Xiao?"
Yi Xiao said in a cold voice, "Get out!"
Fan Xiuyan slowly withdrew from Yixiao's body, but when he was about to do so, he suddenly re-inserted, and said with an evil smile, "If you tell me to go out, I'll go out, then I'd be too embarrassing."
Every time Yixiao came back from Fengshen transformation, she would forget what she had done. Judging from the current situation, she knew what she had done without even thinking about it.And he felt terribly that the big pillars in his body had changed from being weak just now to being more vibrant.Yi Xiao pushed Fan Xiuyan and said angrily: "I said, get out! Don't forget, you can't beat me now!"
Fan Xiuyan smiled confidently and said: "Yes, so you can use the power of the Maple God to your heart's content! By the way, the side effect of the power of the Maple God is that it will temporarily turn you into the state of the Maple God...for three days." Fan Xiuyan leaned close to Yixiao's ear and said in a low and sexy voice: "Do you know what happened in the past three days? How about I tell you now? Baby, look at yourself, how limp you have become? "
Yi Xiao became angry from embarrassment, her nails sank deep into Fan Xiuyan's arm, and she growled, "Fan Xiuyan, you bastard!"
Fan Xiuyan said with a sinister smile, "Yes, I'm an asshole, and I'll be an asshole to you alone! Baby, are you comfortable?" Then, the strength under him became stronger.
Yi Xiao roared angrily: "Who says you're an asshole to me only! You obviously slept with Fengshen just now, so why are you telling me you're only an asshole to me?!" Yixiao's eye circles were slightly red, and her chest was violent Ups and downs, obviously the resentment in my heart is quite deep.
Fan Xiuyan was stunned by Yixiao's reaction, he stopped suddenly, hugged Yixiao tightly, and said softly: "Yixiao...are you angry? I'm sorry Yixiao, it's my fault, I shouldn't be with you Break up. But at that time, I had no other choice. I could only try to use this method to bring back your sanity. The reason why I and Fengshen... like that is because Fengshen is you! If Fengshen If it wasn't for you, I would never have looked at him more."
Fan Xiuyan flicked Yixiao's hand to his chest, and said, "Xiaoxiao, listen, how fast is my heart beating? Did you hear that? I like you, and I want to be with you. I don't want to break up with you, And I will never break up with you. I slept with Fengshen because I wanted to sleep with you, but you didn’t let me sleep! If you think I’m not sincere, what do you want me to do? As long as you can forgive me, as long as you can return to By my side, I will try to do it.”
Yi Xiao raised her head with resentful eyes and asked, "Can I do anything?"
Fan Xiuyan nodded firmly: "As long as you bring it up, I'm willing to do anything!"
Yi Xiao took his hand off Fan Xiuyan's chest, grabbed his hand and put it down on her body, saying: "It's so hard that it hurts..." Then she climbed onto Fan Xiuyan's neck and whispered in his ear: "Brother Yan..."
Fan Xiuyan: ...I can't bear to be so rude!
So Fan Xiuyan and Yi Xiao didn't leave the room all morning.The two people appeared at the dining table at noon, Fan Xiuyan was full of joy, and Yi Xiao finally no longer had a grieving face.So when it comes to couples quarreling or something, the solution is the simplest, just fuck it until you get over it!
It's just...Su Xia looked at Fan Xiuyan with resentment on her face, and said, "Second Senior Brother! Today you are on duty for lunch!"
Fan Xiuyan was stunned for a moment, and said with an apologetic expression: "Oh, I'm sorry Fourth Junior Brother, I forgot. Why don't you help me next time for lunch!"
Su Xia still had a resentful look on her face: "Do you think I'll forgive you so easily? Our Xiaoxiao was kidnapped by you!"
Finally, after bargaining between the two parties, Fan Xiuyan decided to serve Su Xia's lunch for a week.Su Xia started to eat with a happy face, and everyone was also very happy.After eating for a while, Yixiao suddenly felt that something was wrong, he raised his head and said, "Am I only worth lunch for a week?"
Dry coughing sounded one after another around, Su Xia said: "Oh, don't care about those details! As long as the second senior brother treats you well?"
Yi Xiao was speechless, forget it, let's have a week's lunch!At least a little more trouble than breakfast!
After this little turmoil, the relationship between Yi Xiao and Fan Xiuyan has stabilized.Although with Yi Xiao's character of occasionally being a god, the second senior brother will definitely not have a good time.But fortunately, Yi Xiao didn't control the power of Fengshen very well, and would burst away occasionally, so she would be quiet for three days in a row.So everyone gradually got used to a ghost-like Yi Xiao occasionally appearing at home, chasing after the second senior brother's ass, begging for kisses and hugs.But on the whole, apart from being a bit degraded in intelligence, after becoming the Maple God, Yi Xiao's spiritual power is still crushing.
After recovering Yi Xiao's identity, Yi Xiao specially got herself a tracking camera. After waking up, she can use the tracking camera to investigate what she did.In fact, Fan Xiuyan felt that his behavior was a bit superfluous, and he deliberately made himself angry.Because Yi Xiao in Fengshen state... can't bear to look directly at her, every time she sees Yi Xiao, it takes a long time.
For this, the audience collectively expressed their joy.And most of the audience said that Yi Xiaoda must not hide his secrets, and released his follow-up video for everyone to enjoy.However, the scenes captured by the live broadcast machine after Yi Xiao was stupid are enough for everyone to laugh like fools. If these pictures are cut out alone, it is enough to make people laugh from beginning to end.Since then, Fengshen has become the funny person in Xiuxian's live broadcast room.
After the live broadcast of this dungeon, everyone made a comprehensive ranking of the live broadcasts in the Xiuxian live broadcast room. Among them, the fighting scenes ranked first in the Death Valley chapter.The Black Jade Rhinoceros Horn was rated as the most cute thing.The chapter of Han Yaling was rated as the most eerie chapter.And the last wishful dream was defined as the most brain-burning chapter at first, and later defined as the most magical chapter.And some netizens summed up this dungeon in one sentence: What is the magic array set up by the thousand-year-old Lingyu?Just because your partner wants to be dissatisfied!
After thinking about it carefully, there is nothing to refute.
Yi Xiao was finally re-appointed as the anchor of the live broadcast room, as well as in charge of network publicity and information. Shao Qingchen felt bored after working with the big apprentice for a few days.So they continued to have sex together without shame or shame, fellow practitioners every night, having sex with each other.
Except for fellow practitioners having sex, Shao Qingchen would still record all kinds of feelings and details after returning from each dungeon.Over time, he actually wrote a travel note of 10,000+ words, and he felt that he was great.
And Yuchi hasn't been here since the last time he appeared, maybe he really just wanted to thank Yulang for sending him meals in those few days!But his black face and cold face are really scary enough, if you can see each other less or less, TAT!
The master and apprentice went on peacefully for more than half a month, during which time they interacted with the audience and did many small activities.Among them, the exquisite and thoughtful gifts posted by the audience who received the prizes made many audiences who did not receive the gifts envy.But after all, things are limited, and it is impossible to give gifts to all audiences one by one.So Yi Xiao thought of a way to make money for her master, and Fan Xiuyan implemented it.That was the peripheral production of Xiuxian's live broadcast room. When the news was released, the audience in the live broadcast room almost boiled.Yi Xiao is very good at doing business and said that she accepts any order of peripherals, but the things everyone ordered are competing with each other for novelty.
What is the 3D version of the carpet of the nine-headed blood pheasant!Yulang's humanoid pillow!Faceless Ghost's □□ it!The spider's arachnid state plus a spider web!
This is nothing, there are more curious.
If the restored version of the maple god's ax and the restored version of the mutant basilisk are reasonable, then what is the cut off half of the maple god's horn, the eel segment-shaped nine-headed blood scorpion, and the inflatable doll version of Yulang? ghost?
Well, I can bear with these, but the master and big wet boobs double edited pictures, and Fengshen's second brother's orgasm face big head photo is absolutely unbearable!Except for the pair of Yizhen and Su Xia who were not fooled by everyone, everyone did not let them go.Shao Qingchen felt that there were such a group of enthusiastic audiences, and he was also drunk!
Yi Xiao laughed while looking at everyone's orders, feeling that he had found the joy of life again.Suddenly Yi Xiao stopped smiling, and frowned, he suddenly raised his head and said to Shao Qingchen: "Master, something happened!"
After Shao Qingchen heard Yi Xiao's words, he immediately surrounded him, and Chi Wei also surrounded him.It was a highly liked post with a photo of a pool of blood and the face of a distorted young man.
I saw that the title of this post was: Shit Xiuxian, a bunch of liars!My son is dying, but you all only know how to cheat money!
Shao Qingchen frowned, clicked on the post and read it.It turned out that the person who posted the post was a single father living on a remote planet. His son suddenly said to himself one day that he was crazy. , and finally had to resort to some unorthodox methods.
Nowadays, the Xiuxian live broadcast room is very popular. Although the remote planets have no way to access the live broadcast of this high-frequency network line, they can watch TV.Some time ago, the documentary that Shao Qingchen and the others intercepted was put on Starlink's rebroadcast TV channel. It should be from that time that the Xiuxian live broadcast room became famous.So this single father wanted to find these elusive gods in Xiuxian's live broadcast room...
The following plot began to make Shao Qingchen frown, because the old man said that the great gods in the Xiuxian live broadcast room exchanged all the credits in his hands, including a set of houses purchased on the main star for his son's wedding, in exchange for a talisman .He originally thought that this talisman could cure his son's illness, but he didn't expect that if a bowl of talisman water was poured down, his son's illness would not be cured, and instead he would start to harm himself.
The few photos sent were bloody, with bloodstains on his arms and legs from his nails.Even the corner of his mouth was smashed by himself, and an arm was hanging high, obviously it was broken somehow.What was even more horrifying was that his hair was torn in spots, and the blood stains and wounds on his face were also horrifying.There are a few pictures showing a few pieces of bitten off flesh and blood, which should have been bitten off by himself when this person went crazy.
Shao Qingchen frowned: "What is this symptom?"
Chi Wei said: "It should be the crasher that Master mentioned earlier."
Yi Xiao said: "Is the focus of everyone's attention wrong? Shouldn't you first pay attention to who is hacking my Daxiu Xian live broadcast room? It is obvious that someone wants to deliberately frame us!"
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