Interstellar Xiuxian live broadcast room

"The basic method of danxiu is samadhi real fire... what is samadhi? The heart is the monarch fire, also known as the god fire, and its name is Shangmei; the kidney is the minister fire, also known as the essence fire, its name is Zhongmei; the bladder, That is, the person who breathes the sea below the navel is Minhuo, and its name is Xiamei. This is the real fire of Samadhi..."

Fan Xiuyan: ...

Looking at Shao Qingchen who was locked in a cage in the live broadcast and still did not forget to teach him the way of immortality, Fan Xiuyan felt that his master was really dedicated.Fan Xiuyan requested to connect to the live broadcast room, and Shao Qingchen immediately clicked to agree.The second senior brother's sub-level live broadcast room was lying quietly in the corner. He tried his best to be an open-minded and studious disciple, and couldn't bear it since the second senior brother successfully seduced Fengshen. Another level up.

Now on the dedicated forum of the Xiuxian live broadcast room, more than a dozen high-rise buildings have been built about the second senior brother, and every first floor has countless fans who come to add bricks and tiles.When Fan Xiuyan didn't open the sub-level live broadcast room, everyone could still listen to Shao Qingchen's lectures there attentively. Once the second senior brother opened the sub-level live broadcast room, the audience channels in the entire Xiuxian live broadcast room immediately boiled over.

Second Senior Brother Second Senior Brother, look, Second Senior Brother is here!

Wow, the second senior brother has opened a sub-level live broadcast room, come and watch the interview!

Second senior brother, could you please talk about the feeling of being oppressed by Fengshen?

Second senior brother, are you attacking or receiving?Fengshen is so powerful, he shouldn't let you overwhelm him, right?

The second brother is 1 meters, it must be Gong!I stand with the second senior brother for [-] years!Fengshen looks soft and cute, and his force value is beyond the charts, but he can't hide his anger!

Standing second brother attack +1

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Station [-] senior brother Gong + Xingmin ID number

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Shao Qingchen: ...Second brother, are you here to make trouble?Can you maintain order in the classroom?

Fan Xiuyan was also speechless looking at the bullet screen on the main screen so many that he couldn't even see people's faces clearly, and said to Shao Qingchen speechlessly: "Master, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it."

Shao Qingchen waved his hand feebly, forget it, class or something, let's talk about it later when we have a chance!So he handed over the home field to the second apprentice, and the second apprentice tried his best to maintain everyone's classroom order.After promising everyone to find an opportunity to hold a special interview session, the classroom order was finally temporarily maintained.

Just when Shao Qingchen was about to continue his lecture, a playful smiling face appeared on the live screen of the sub-level studio with his head down.The half-missing horns of the Maple God poked Fan Xiuyan's nose, and a moment later a super big Maple God's face occupied the entire sub-level live broadcast room, and he was looking in with a strange expression, as if Exploring the mysteries of this little black box.

Now the classroom order that was just maintained is messed up again, the screen is full of oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Shao Qingchen: ...

Fan Xiuyan: ...

Fan Xiuyan pulled Fengshen aside speechlessly, and said, "Yixiao, don't make trouble, the master is giving a lecture."

Yi Xiao stared at Shao Qingchen with wide eyes, and said, "Master?"

Fan Xiuyan said: "Yes, Master, obediently go and stay aside, don't interfere with Master's lecture."

Yi Xiao touched the horn that was half missing, pouted her mouth, and snorted coldly: "Master, you are a bad person!"

Fan Xiuyan: ...

Shao Qingchen: ... Shit, this is a vengeance, the one who cut off half of his horn was indeed himself.

The nosebleed expression swiped the entire screen, and this situation reached its peak when Fengshen lost his footing and fell into Fan Xiuyan's arms.Shao Qingchen put his hand on his forehead, waved his hand, and said, "Forget it, today's class will end here first, you go and play!"

The audience, who had received the amnesty, cheered and felt sorry for the master for more than ten seconds before they all ran to watch the second senior brother and the mad god throwing dog food.Fan Xiuyan wanted to close the live broadcast room, but he didn't dare to close it due to the enthusiasm of the audience.I had no choice but to drag Yi Xiao to sit next to me obediently, and answered a few questions from fans.However, these questions often made him blush, such as what kind of body position the second senior brother likes, such as the size and depth of Fengshen, for example, will the second senior brother be hard when he hears Fengshen's call?

These questions gave the second senior brother a headache, and he didn't know how to answer them.Fengshen asked Fan Xiuyan stupidly: "What's hard?"

Fan Xiuyan: "...It's nothing, be good, go and play."

Audience: The second senior brother didn't answer Silly Feng's question?Hurry up and give us silly science popularization!We silly maple is still a child, so please!No!want!put!Pass!he!

Fan Xiuyan: ...the audience is fiercer than a tiger.

Sweaty and defeated, Fan Xiuyan had to close the sub-level live broadcast room, which caused the audience in the main live broadcast room to laugh a lot: "Oh, the second senior brother was scared away by us. How can you ask such blatant questions?"

Ouch, who asked the size of the second senior brother just now, obviously you asked too boldly, I am sorry!

Hahaha, the one who asked Maple God if calling the bed sounds good, I admire your second senior brother for not rushing over to kill you, and I really admire his self-cultivation.

Shao Qingchen couldn't stand this group of chattering fans of the second senior brother anymore, so he closed the live broadcast room in desperation, so he should meditate and cultivate by himself!He really doesn't understand the world of young people more and more.However, he believes that the interstellar people have always been friendly, but sometimes... a little unrestrained.

As soon as Shao Qingchen turned off the live broadcast of Fan Xiuyan's video request, he sent over. Shao Qingchen agreed, and the first thing that appeared was Fengshen's horn that was missing half.Fan Xiuyan pulled him aside, only to reveal Fan Xiuyan's messy hair.Fan Xiuyan tried his best to adjust the camera lens to his face, and then said, "Master, how are you doing?"

Shao Qingchen said: "Fortunately, someone brought me some food and a quilt just now. Currently, the living conditions are not bad."

Fan Xiuyan: ...

"I mean how is your injury?"

Shao Qingchen replied: "Oh, it's all right. It's just a little weak, and I guess it's a little hypotension. Don't worry! Being a master is a martial arts saint, so it's not that easy to fail. By the way, Xuanlin didn't make things difficult for you, did he?"

Fan Xiuyan said: "No, he wanted us to cooperate with him, but we didn't agree to him. Senior brother gave me the defense map and terrain map of the cell. When it gets dark, Yi Xiao and I will rescue you."

Shao Qingchen was surprised: "Save me? Are you planning to rescue me? Why didn't Ah Jin say anything?"

Fan Xiuyan said: "Perhaps the senior brother is afraid that you are worried! Master, how could he have the heart to leave you alone in a prison cell? He pretended to have no attachment for you to Xuan Lin, but he just wanted to trick him into letting him go Look at you."

Caught off guard and moved the big apprentice again, Shao Qingchen said: "Are you sure? If you are not sure, don't take risks. I won't have any problems for a while."

Fan Xiuyan replied: "It's okay, there is Yixiao."

Yi Xiao stretched out a large head and said, "Master the villain, don't worry, I will rescue you right away."

Shao Qingchen: ...It seems that my image in Yixiao's mind cannot be changed.

Shao Qingchen sat silently in the cage, waiting for his apprentices to come to rescue him.Speaking of being a master, I feel heartbroken, and finally having the reputation of being the number one beauty in Qinhun Wusheng seems to be useless.Because this number one beauty is a glass beauty, it is easy to break if accidentally injured.Now that he has fallen to the point where he has to wait for the disciples to rescue him, it is not easy to think about it.

After grabbing a small snack and eating it in his stomach, Shao Qingchen wrapped the quilt tightly. Fortunately, these people are still human, otherwise he would have been frozen to death in this place.The temperature of the cold spring is close to zero. Although its function is the same as that of the hot spring, it can also cure diseases and is a kind of medicinal spring.But staying on the cold spring with his physique for a long time would really be unbearable.He simply wrapped himself in a quilt and closed his eyes to rest, waiting for the disciples to come to rescue him.

In the middle of the night, I heard a noise outside the door.Shao Qingchen opened his eyes, and heard the voice of Chi Wei and Fan Xiuyan talking: "Here it is, Master may have fallen asleep, he has a big heart, he can sleep anywhere."

Shao Qingchen: ... the voice seemed to be from the boss. This little bastard usually behaves like a cat in front of him, but he never thought he would speak ill of me behind his back.It's unreasonable, it's time to fight!

Chi Wei and Fan Xiuyan pushed open the door, only to find Shao Qingchen looking at them with a ferocious expression.Chi Wei cleared his throat and said, "Master, are you awake?"

Shao Qingchen said: "Actually, being a teacher is not completely heartless."

Chi Wei: ...It seems that we must be careful when speaking ill of Master in the future.

Shao Qingchen said: "Is there any way for you to get this cage down? The design of this cage is a bit shameless. When the cage door is opened, it will fall directly into the bottom of the spring. This cold spring has no buoyancy, and I'm afraid I'll die if I fall."

Chi Wei said: "Don't worry, Master, we are fully prepared."

Fan Xiuyan also said: "With Yixiao here, everything is easy to talk about."

Shao Qingchen asked: "By the way, how are the guards outside the door?"

Fan Xiuyan replied: "If you leave your soul for half a moment, you won't die."

Shao Qingchen was speechless, he would not die if he left his soul for a while, and the water would be uncomfortable enough for several days.

Yi Xiao was hiding behind Fan Xiuyan, obviously still worried about Shao Qingchen cutting off his horn.Shao Qingchen tried hard to appear kind to Yi Xiao, but Yi Xiao simply hid behind Fan Xiuyan in fright.

Shao Qingchen: ...Is this kid so afraid of him?Did he forget that he almost strangled me back then?How can I be the one who should be afraid?

In the end, it was Fan Xiuyan who coaxed him for a long time before finally saying to Yi Xiao: "Xiao Xiao, be good, save Master."

Yi Xiao had no choice but to squirm around from behind Fan Xiuyan, and saw Yi Xiao swinging a huge ax of equal height, the orange-red power of the maple god gathered on the blade of the ax, and the blade of the ax followed Yi Xiao's arm's swing, With a loud bang, the iron chain hanging from the iron cage was cut off.The three people in the arena were all dumbfounded. The two iron chains made of black iron were as thick as an adult's arm, and they were extremely strong at first glance.Under Fengshen's sharp axe, it was so vulnerable.

However, before Shao Qingchen's astonishment lasted for a second, the big iron cage weighing more than a thousand catties suddenly fell into the cold spring.Shao Qingchen hugged his head subconsciously, but he forgot that hugging his head at this time is of no use.The moment the iron cage was about to touch the water, Yi Xiao flew up and lifted Shao Qingchen up from the cold spring like a chicken coop.

Everyone again: ...

No wonder Xuanlin took pains to lure Fengshen. With such a bug-like existence, thousands of troops and horses and gods would kill gods and Buddhas before killing Buddhas.Fortunately, this little guy also has shortcomings. It must be the lack of love in his previous life, which has been made up for by our second senior brother.

Put Shao Qingchen lightly on the stone platform, then grab the two railings and pull slightly to the sides.The two fences immediately bent into a C shape, just enough for a person to pass through.Shao Qingchen got out of the cage immediately, Chi Wei stepped forward to support him, frowned and said: "Master, you seem to have lost a lot of weight recently."

Shao Qingchen said: "Nonsense, you bleed so much and try to see if you lose weight. But it doesn't matter, you can make it up slowly after you go back. Hey, why are you all crying? What about your uncle and brother? Let's go get them Get out too!"

Everyone agreed and walked towards the cell next door.Fortunately, the design of the cell here is not as insane as the cell he was in, it was just an ordinary stone room, and they were not even tied up, which shows how assured Xuan Lin is of his cell design.Chi Wei took out the cell key from his pocket, opened it, pushed the door open and walked in.

There is a saying that is good, it is difficult to guard against house thieves by day and night.Xuan Lin locked up this group of people securely, and his younger brother could not prevent his brother from stealing the key to the family's cell.If his father, King Wu, found out, he would probably jump out of his ancestral grave and beat this unfilial son with a whip.Speaking of which, the first emperor missed his brother's old love, and buried his eldest brother in the ancestral grave according to the specifications of a prince under one person and over ten thousand people.

In fact, this is just an act of gaining fame, and there is nothing wrong with not burying him, but if he is buried, it will give King Wen a good reputation for benevolence.King Wen was smart, thoughtful, benevolent and caring for the people, and had great political skills.It's a pity that there is a saying that is also true, Huiji will be hurt, and love will not last.

Yizhen helped Su Xia stand up from the thatch pile, Shao Qingchen got into the cell and asked, "Junior brother, how are you doing?"

Yizhen said, "It's okay, are you all alright?"

Shao Qingchen replied: "They're all alive and kicking, it's great. Let's go! Fengshen can only control Xuanlin's people to leave their souls for half a moment, and we won't be able to escape when they wake up."

So everyone stopped greeting and fled in a hurry.Because the route was explored by Chi Wei in advance, they walked smoothly.Xuanlin's officers and soldiers were lying on both sides of the road in disorder.One of them looks like a young general and looks a little familiar. If you take a closer look, isn't it the officer and soldier who beat Xuanlin in the field near Xuanjia Village on the edge of Jiuli's former site?Shao Qingchen also admired Xuan Lin completely. This play was done at the level of a movie star!

The cells where they were imprisoned were set up in the basement of the old site of Jiuli. According to Chi Wei, there were not only cells for prisoners in the basement of Jiuli, but also a training ground almost as big as the site of Jiuli.Jiuli, which is sparsely populated, became the best petri dish for Xuanlin to pull the banner to rebel.Shao Qingchen jokingly said, "Ah Jin, aren't you afraid that your elder brother will vomit blood because you ran away like this?"

Chi Wei said: "It's okay Master, after I tied him up, he said, I don't believe that I beat Jiangshan and put it in your hands. You don't want it! So I don't have to worry about him blaming me, anyway, he will give it to me."

Shao Qingchen: ...

Looking at Shao Qingchen's expression, Chi Wei smiled happily, and then said: "I will make Master a queen when the time comes! Okay?"

Shao Qingchen gritted his teeth and said, "Get out!" Deceiving the master and destroying the ancestors, go back and punish him by kneeling!

They stole a few war horses, rode on the horses and fled all night in the dark.After escaping to the Jiuli border area, they saw many officers and soldiers stationed there. Shao Qingchen and the others deliberately avoided those officers and soldiers.Although Chi Wei's identity has not been revealed yet, this incident is like a ticking time bomb that could explode anytime and anywhere.Let me ask the emperor what he would do if he knew that King Teng was not his own brother.Raising tigers is nothing less than this, and killing tigers to avoid future troubles is the fundamental way to solve the problem.

And Shao Qingchen, the prince whose legacy is outside, is very likely to be named the emperor's younger brother.Of course, all of this must be based on the premise that Xuan Lin's rebellion failed.Shao Qingchen asked: "Ah Jin, how is Xuan Lin's strength?"

Chi Wei said: "Currently there are [-] soldiers registered on the register, and if he and Taiwei Wu conspired to instigate rebellion, the total number may be as many as [-]."

Shao Qingchen asked: "What about your brother?"

Chi Wei replied dumbfounded: "At least 20, but... I'm in charge..."

Shao Qingchen: ...

How could he have forgotten that, as the younger brother who was being cultivated the most, the emperor had always cultivated him as his heir.Because King Teng was a martial artist, the emperor directly threw him into the army.Chi Wei likes this character of the emperor very much, much better than his father.At the beginning, I just wanted to go to the wild to experience life, so the old man wanted to lock him up.

Later, King Teng's military exploits stacked up one by one, and the emperor successfully promoted him to General Xiaoqi, who was in charge of an army of 20 on the frontier.This 20 army can be said to be the lifeblood of the country, and it is in Chi Wei's hands.Shao Qingchen said: "Ah Jin, I think your rebellion has a much higher chance of success than your brother's rebellion."

Chi Wei said: "The soldiers under my command are all brave and good at fighting. It can be said that the small border countries have lost their courage. I don't think I need to rebel. The emperor will give me the seat directly." Only when it was mentioned about the army Only when Chi Wei speaks so full and conceited.But none of the crowd laughed at him, because everyone knew that what he said was true.

Everyone was having a headache about what to do next, and they found a broken earth temple to live in.Fan Xiuyan took Yixiao to dig more than a dozen potatoes. They lit a pile of firewood in the yard, wrapped the potatoes in leaves, buried them in the soil, and lit a fire on top of the soil.In this way, the potatoes will not be mushy when baked, and they will be soft and soft.But what needs to be paid attention to is to master the heat, otherwise it is easy to bake the potatoes with one side raw and one side cooked.

The disciples of local tyrants in the Xiuxian live broadcast room said that following the master really increased their knowledge, and they could taste everything.Usually the potatoes they eat are processed, but they didn't expect potatoes to be so delicious after being baked.Su Xia ate while saying: "It would be great if you add a little more salt to this thing, it tastes choking." After finishing speaking, she took a sip of the water that Yizhen handed over, swallowed and said: "I like to eat this, baked crunchy."

Shao Qingchen said: "If you are half-baked, be careful and have diarrhea."

Su Xia asked, "Will eating raw food cause diarrhea?"

Shao Qingchen replied: "Eating raw food may not necessarily cause diarrhea, but eating unclean food will definitely cause diarrhea. Cook the water and food, and most bacteria will be killed, so you don't have to worry about diarrhea. Si'er! You are a doctor, you should know more about these common sense than a teacher!"

Su Xia said: "I understand the truth... However, the supervision of food safety in the administrative area is very strict, and all imported food bacteria will never exceed the standard, no matter raw food or cooked food. So so far, I have not I have encountered a case of bacterial infection of the intestinal tract due to eating food. General bacterial infections seem to be caused by viruses..."

Shao Qingchen: ...Sure enough, the interstellar people accept different things from me, an outsider.

It was Fan Xiuyan who solved the problem: "Master is well-informed and can survive no matter what the conditions are. If we were allowed to venture into this place by ourselves, I'm afraid we'd starve to death. This is how people lived in ancient times, and I'm also the first Know once."

Shao Qingchen coughed dryly, and said, "Okay, don't flatter me. In fact, these things are handed down by the ancients. Read more books. There are golden houses in books, thousands of millet in books... There are many kinds of experiences handed down by the ancients." Shao Qingchen took a bite of potatoes, and it was indeed a bit too choking.Looking back, seeing Chi Wei staring at him without blinking, he asked, "What are you looking at me for? Eat!"

Chi Wei said: "Master, I was just thinking, fortunately we are not real cousins."

Shao Qingchen: "...Don't tell me, I forgot, the two of us are actually incest here. This is not good, young people should take it as a warning."

None of the people present said a word, but Fan Xiuyan really wanted to remind Master that, except for him and Yi Xiao, other people's seniority seems to be not so smooth.A master and apprentice, a master uncle and nephew, in ancient times, should also belong to the category of incest!

Chi Wei said: "No, that's not the point. The point is that if we really stand on opposite sides, I'm afraid we won't be able to get together smoothly. I don't know how many people and things will hinder us."

Shao Qingchen was stunned, swallowed the potato in his mouth, and said, "Then will you give up?"

Chi Wei shook his head, and said: "Of course not, but I still need to say something about that lifelong servant...would you never disobey?"

Shao Qingchen trembled, and said, "Neezy, no need! Hurry up and eat, you will have the strength to think about what to do next when you are full." Then he threw a potato to Chi Wei.

Everyone: ... Master seems to have said something strange with his big wet chest.

While they were eating potatoes, there was a sudden sound of messy footsteps outside the temple, and someone shouted loudly: "Go in and see who is inside! This place has been sealed, and no one else is allowed to enter or leave!"

A group of soldiers has rushed in, and when they saw who was coming, they immediately exclaimed: "General! It's His Royal Highness King Teng!" Then the soldiers knelt down on the ground and shouted: "See His Royal Highness King Teng!"