Interstellar Xiuxian live broadcast room

Hearing that Chi Wei was going to choose Gongsheng who wrote a bullshit and insulting article to be the number one scholar, all the civil and military officials in the court seemed to be poked to the point of g.One after another, they went to the emperor, forgetting about other things. King Teng must not be allowed to mess around with Enke. If this continues, the country will be ruined!As a result, all the memorials piled up like a mountain were returned, and the eunuch replied that during the emperor's recuperation, he ignored all government affairs and handed them all over to King Teng as an agent.

The veterans tossed and tossed for three whole days, and finally King Teng still hand-picked Podojiu as the number one scholar.The other two who wrote splendid articles were No. [-] and Tanhua.During the palace examination, Fan Xiuyan thought he was dazzled, why did King Teng standing in the hall look so much like his elder brother?And the follower behind him, isn't he the little bastard Yixiao?

In order to shut up the courtiers, King Teng gave a symbolic question to test the students.The topic given by Chi Wei was set by the emperor. Because of the frequent floods in southern Xinjiang in recent years, the students were asked to write their opinions on the topic of flood control.

Most people use water control as a metaphor to talk about the importance of water control and the dangers of flooding.The articles are wonderfully written, but none of them hit the point.How to cure water?Is there any possible way?Everyone evaded the important thing and prevaricated.In fact, they can't be blamed for this. You must not forget to talk about the real government in front of the emperor, so even during the palace examination, the students will not talk about the right and wrong of the ruler on political matters.I can only sing praises to show my loyalty, and see whose article is sincere enough, and he will be the champion.

This time, Fan Xiuyan did not disappoint Chi Wei again, and wrote a long article, listing several strategies for water control.It is the worst policy to block the water, and the best policy to dredge it. Building dikes and dams will cause floods. It is not advisable for soldiers to block the water and cover it with soil...

Chi Wei showed this article to Ling You, and Ling You nodded again and again.What he really wants are talents who can solve problems, not mediocre talents who can only sycophant.Well-written articles are naturally a good thing, but to be an official is not to ask for advice from a scholar, and being able to read does not necessarily mean being an official.As a result, the matter of the champion was finalized, and Fan Xiuyan thought that the exam for the champion was as simple as playing tricks.Sure enough, there are people above who are good at handling things, and it's great to have a senior brother who is a prince.But who can tell him what is going on?Why did the elder brother become a prince, and the little bastard Yi Xiao became his follower?What about Master and Su Xia?They should all be here too, right?

However, he didn't have a word with the elder brother until the next court. Except for kneeling down to him when the decree was announced, the elder brother announced the result of the palace examination with a cool face throughout the whole process.Later, he was put on a big red flower, rode a white horse, and paraded around the busiest market in the entire capital.It wasn't until the end of the parade that he discovered the live broadcaster that had been following him and Yi Xiao's sneaky figure.He dismounted and grabbed him from the corner, turned around and hid in the alley.

Fan Xiuyan finally saw his relatives, and couldn't help but shed two lines of tears.It's a pity that just halfway through, he forced back his tears. He grabbed Yi Xiao's collar and said, "What's going on? What kind of oolong are you doing? Where are we? Master and What about Master Uncle and them?"

Yi Xiao grinned and said with a grin: "Long time no see, Second Senior Brother, many people outside are waiting for you to parade the street. The next one is a good place! After the downtown area is Huajie, the oiran will personally invite you into the Wangjiang Tower Sit up. What’s the matter, second brother? Are you not going? Hey, if you don’t go, you won’t go, why are you beating me?...Ah...Ok, okay, listen to me! I said it’s okay? Let go Let go! If you don't let go, I won't say anything!"

Fan Xiuyan suddenly put his arms around Yi Xiao's shoulders, and said with slightly red eyes, "Yi Xiao..."

Yi Xiao was taken aback. In his mind, the second senior brother could be a top student, a financial expert, or a slut who would run on him anytime and anywhere.But it definitely couldn't be the person in front of him who looked at him with a moved face as if he was about to cry, and then he was embraced by Fan Xiuyan and tightly wrapped in his arms.His slightly trembling voice came from beside his ears: "I thought I would never see you again, it's so good to see you again..." Fan Xiuyan buried his face in Yixiao's neck and took a deep breath, Then suddenly pushed him away: "Tell me quickly! What happened!"

Yi Xiao coughed dryly and said, "Second senior brother, why are you doing this! Seeing you just now, I thought you were going to kiss me. To be honest, do you have a crush on me? Oh, if you don't say anything, I will take it as your acquiescence!"

Fan Xiuyan gritted his teeth and said, "Stop talking nonsense! Tell me what's going on! It took me half a month to get from the valley where I lived to the capital city that is said to be the turning point in my life! After tossing for so long, you must tell me a reason!"

Yi Xiao said: "Listen to me, second senior brother, let's find a teahouse and sit down and talk slowly, okay? It's a long story, and I can't explain it clearly for a while, so let's chat while drinking tea. good."

So, half an hour later, Fan Xiuyan pointed to his nose with a constipated expression on his face and said, "Me? The think tank in the team? Are you kidding me? This think tank looks like Su Xia! What do you think of me? Do you have enough brains? Also, how did the number one scholar put me on? Didn’t he know that I scolded the court’s imperial examination system to the bottom during the exam?”

Yi Xiaodao: "Brother Su said so, but it doesn't have to be a think tank, it's something like an assistant. Don't you have a name called Scholar Scholar? Maybe you need your hands!"

Fan Xiuyan nodded, and said, "How about master and senior brother? Did you bring your live broadcaster?"

Yi Xiao said: "Master and senior brother are very good, they both seem to be doing double cultivation.... I also heard from brother Su that master and senior brother are practicing some kind of double cultivation. The progress is very fast, but... always I heard what Master said about the side effects too much. I have always carried the live broadcaster with me, and I have come here, and it will definitely follow."

Fan Xiuyan's mouth opened into an O shape, and it took him a long time to realize it. That's right. No wonder the master's spiritual power suddenly increased from no spiritual power. It seems that it should be due to the double cultivation with the senior brother.No wonder the two of them often nest together, it seems to be to prepare for double cultivation.But the master and the senior brother... cover their faces, but they are actually quite a good match.

Fan Xiuyan said: "Let's go! Take me to see Master, and I'll take you there on horseback." He got up and paid the bill.Yi Xiao dawdled behind him for a long time before following him. Fan Xiuyan got on the horse and stretched out his hand to pull Yi Xiao. Yi Xiao coyly said, "Second senior brother, you can ride the horse, I can just walk."

Fan Xiuyan frowned, then smiled and said, "You don't really think I'm interested in you, do you? Don't worry! Even if there are only women left in this world besides you, I will definitely not like you." It seems that something has been accidentally exposed.But Yi Xiao pretended not to understand and said: "That's not what Second Senior Brother meant, I just... that... well, I won't hide it from you, I'm dizzy!"

Fan Xiuyan: ...

Ten minutes later, Fan Xiuyan and Yi Xiao were riding the same horse. Fan Xiuyan was behind and Yi Xiao was in front. The docile white horse walked slowly along the Huachao Ancient Road.The sun was setting, and the sunlight stretched the shadows of the two people very long.People around pointed and pointed: "Hey, look, isn't this the number one scholar?"

"Yes, who is riding the same horse as Zhuang Yuanlang?"

"Ah? This... isn't the one who rode the same horse with Zhuangyuan Lang in the past all the oirans of Huajie? Why is it replaced by a handsome little brother now?"

"Maybe this number one scholar just likes the younger brother and doesn't necessarily like the oiran."

The live broadcast machine was still filming relentlessly, and the audience in the live broadcast room seemed to have learned some unknown secrets from the voices of the people on the street.

Fan Xiuyan walked around Yixiao and held the rein of the horse, and asked in a low voice, "Are you still dizzy like this?"

Yi Xiao replied: "It's okay, I'm not dizzy."

Fan Xiuyan said: "That's right, you are suitable for riding in the front, not in the back."

No matter what Yi Xiao heard, she felt that this was not quite right, she suddenly turned her head and said, "Second Senior Brother, why do I feel like you want to fuck me?"

Fan Xiuyan said: "You think too much, I don't want to fuck you."

Yi Xiao said: "Really?"

Fan Xiuyan said: "Of course it's true, don't you owe it to me?"

Yi Xiao said: "It's not the second senior brother. There is one thing you may not have noticed. From the very beginning, you have been holding my waist. Why don't you accept your supernatural powers first? It's a bit embarrassing."

Fan Xiuyan coughed dryly and said, "You made a mistake, that's my belt!"

Yi Xiao reached out and touched the "belt", and said with a playful smile: "Your belt is so strange!"

Fan Xiuyan: "Get out!"

After that, the two of them kept silent all the way, until they reached the gate of Xinglinzhai, they still didn't say a word.The white horse stopped in front of the lacquered red door of Xinglin Zhai, Yixiao said: "Second Senior Brother, we're here."

Fan Xiuyan said, "Okay."

Yi Xiao said, "Aren't you coming down?"

Fan Xiuyan said, "Yes."

Yi Xiao said: "Then I will come down first."

Fan Xiu said, "Okay."

Just as Yi Xiao moved her buttocks, Fan Xiuyan hugged her into her arms, turned around, covered her lips and tongue, and slammed into her chest.Breathing gradually became messy, Yi Xiao raised her arms and put them around Fan Xiuyan's neck, the more they kissed, the more confused and fascinated they became.In the evening sunset, in front of the vermilion tall courtyard, a silhouette was elongated, with the undulating chest, and the sound of rubbing lips and tongues, gently interpreting a pair of passionate lovers.

Wearing a bright red brocade robe, Shao Qingchen passed by the gate, and saw the four medicinal herbs poking their heads and whispering at the gate.He went over to take a look, and immediately retracted his gaze as if his eyes were burning, stretched out his hand and gave a shudder to one of them, and said, "Do you know that peeking at other people's kisses makes you feel like a needle eye?"

The four maids immediately retracted their heads, and were about to bow their heads to call the young master, Shao Qingchen immediately interrupted them with a wave of his hand.The two outside the door were gnawing ecstasy, with just such a loud voice, I'm afraid they will be scared to death.But how did these two brats hook up?As a master, he didn't notice it at all!Shouldn't he add a clause to the family rules that forbids homosexuality between members of the same family?Thinking about it again, even as a master, I am not upright, so what qualifications do I have to correct the crookedness in the lower beam?

At this moment, the audience in the live broadcast room had been cheered by Fan Xiuyan and Yi Xiao's actions. It was a rare time when Yi Xiao didn't ask for a reward, and he got a tipping craze.The screams were louder and louder, but the two still kissed completely ecstasy.Shao Qingchen sighed slightly, turned around and went back.He was just going to see when Chi Wei would come back, but he bumped into two apprentices confessing to each other by accident.

All right!In fact, they didn't confess, they just understood each other's mind.They didn't even say the words "I like you, I love you, and I like you" to each other, but a kiss is enough to explain everything.

When his lips parted, Fan Xiuyan finally said: "You know what? It's been half a month, and I miss you every day, and all of you."

Yi Xiao said: "Then do you miss us or me."

Fan Xiuyan smiled, showing a mouthful of white and neat teeth, and said, "Then do you want me to miss you, or you?"

Yi Xiao said: "Whatever you want, I don't care!"

Fan Xiuyan said a little angrily, "Are you really so indifferent?"

Yi Xiao laughed: "I know now, you still care if I don't care, that's all."

Fan Xiuyan was helpless, and dismounted to pick up Yixiao, and said with a speechless face: "Why did I fall in love with you?"

Yi Xiao said: "I'm also quite puzzled, how could I fall in love with you?" Yi Xiao paused, and said: "But after I thought about it, there is nothing wrong with it. Think about it, we master and apprentice , master and elder brother, my uncle and elder brother Su, in the end we are the only two left. Being abused by them all day long, there seems to be no other way except for the two of us to fight back."

Fan Xiuyan: "...Is this how we get along when we're together?"

Yi Xiao said with a hippie smile: "Oh, what more do you want? I promised to be with you, let's make up!"

Fan Xiuyan was so angry that he vomited blood, this guy really couldn't see his own heart, right?The feeling he felt when he realized that he might have gone to a strange place and might never see him again.I really regret it, regret why I didn't tell him earlier.In the illusion created by the spider's prank, if he and Yi Xiao can still get along with each other calmly after rolling over the sheets again and again, it must be pretending.

The two went to see Shao Qingchen side by side, and Shao Qingchen was reflecting there with a bitter expression on his face.Yizhen, Su Xiazhang and Ershang couldn't figure it out, and only when they saw Yixiao and Fan Xiuyan came back together did they realize that they were worried about their two apprentices.Su Xia smelled a scent of semen from a distance, and it was hard not to be noticed by Yi Xiao's dodging eyes.Fan Xiuyan had a frank face, but unfortunately he was holding Yi Xiao's hand, and he has not been willing to let go until now.

Yi Ruan can think about it, because after all, he has also set an example that is not particularly correct.But for him, homosexuality or heterosexuality is not the point, the point is that the relationship between two people must be sincere, and it is absolutely not advisable to play with feelings.Yi Xiaotian loves to play with sex, he is actually a little worried about his eldest nephew.Looking up at Fan Xiuyan, he saw that the other party rushed to Shao Qingchen in two steps, knelt down on both knees and kowtowed, and said with slightly red eyes, "Master, the disciple is back."

Shao Qingchen sighed slightly, stood up and helped Fan Xiuyan up, and said with great emotion: "It's good to be back, I'm missing you. Oh, this is the champion? It seems that Su Xia is right, our team The think tank here is online."

Fan Xiuyan's head was full of black lines, he untied the big red flower on his body, and said, "Master, this one is more suitable for you."

Shao Qingchen looked at the big red flower speechlessly, and said, "What is it suitable for me? Dahongpao big red flower, wear it to marry someone?"

Fan Xiuyan laughed silly and said, "Will Master marry Senior Brother?"

Shao Qingchen blushed, and said, "It's better to marry your brothers and sisters first, and then consider the issue of being a teacher!"

Fan Xiuyan was taken aback, and immediately guessed what his master might have seen.So he stammered: "Master...we..."

Shao Qingchen waved his hand and said in a low voice: "You should deal with your own affairs yourself! Adults should be responsible for their own actions. Although I didn't stop any of you from feeling affectionate, the feelings that develop within the same family must not If the one-way relationship can't go on, it will be even more awkward to get along with each other. So you have to think clearly before starting, and once you start, don't think about how to end it."

Fan Xiuyan also lowered his voice and said in a voice that only the master and apprentice could hear: "No, master, I haven't thought about ending this issue. This is the tradition in our master's school, and we must be loyal to each other!" In fact, it can be seen from the relationship between the model husband and wife, Su Xia.

While the few people were talking, Chi Wei finally returned in a hurry.Just as Fan Xiuyan was about to go up to say hello, Chi Wei said to him: "Second Junior Brother, why did you run back? Don't forget the Qionglin Banquet at night, all new scholars must attend."

Fan Xiuyan forgot about this, the number one scholar had to attend the Qionglin Banquet in addition to parading the streets.The banquet set up by the emperor to entertain new scholars is a grand banquet for Rong En, a sign of glory, and must be attended.Fan Xiuyan immediately said: "Yes, senior brother, I will go back later."

Chi Wei nodded, and said: "It seems that you understand the situation? Then I won't say more. At present, we are still at a loss, and we haven't come into contact with any main clues. But take your time, there will always be There is news."

As soon as Yi Xiao heard about Qionglin Banquet, he immediately regained his spirits. He embraced the broadcaster and said to Chi Wei: "That's great, big brother, I want to go with me too!" Such a rare banquet must be broadcast live to the audience come out.

Chi Wei said: "Then go! Just follow behind me as before, be a conscientious follower, don't think too much."

Yi Xiao said: "Yes, big brother!" Every time there is something worthy of live broadcast, Yi Xiao's mood becomes very excited. He is a natural live broadcast fanatic, and the mainstay host of Xiuxian live broadcast room.

Shao Qingchen said: "I think I can give Ah Yan a set of these clothes. When I get the title on the gold list, it's a big entrance in life!" Shao Qingchen thought for a while and said: "No, if I can't make it tonight, I'll be a kid. Dengke Da Dengke is here together. Should we congratulate Ah Yan?"

Yi Xiao said: "I'm afraid it's Huang Liang's dream. When I wake up tomorrow morning, the big Dengke is gone, and the little Dengke is gone, so it's ridiculous hahahaha..."

Fan Xiuyan's eyes drifted over, and Yi Xiao immediately shut up.Yi Ruan is right, Yi Xiao is too playful, this child probably hasn't entered the normal FM of love yet.

Although Fan Xiuyan didn't wear the bright red brocade robe provided by Shao Qingchen after he was killed, he still obeyed his master's instructions and changed into a set of festive clothes.It is rare to win the number one prize once in life. Although 90.00% of the content is water, it is still a good life experience.Today Chi Wei was dressed very festively, it was rare for him not to wear the uniform of a general, but a red cloud pattern uniform.I don't know if it was deliberately matched with Shao Qingchen's clothes, but when they stood together, they were a perfect match.

Chi Wei said: "Master, do you want to join in the fun?"

Shao Qingchen said: "I'm going to the Qionglin Banquet to join in the fun, and it's not like I'm going to be admitted."

Chi Wei said: "Qionglin invites new scholars to a banquet, accompanied by civil and military ministers. Master can definitely go and have a look. It is indeed a rare opportunity."

Shao Qingchen said: "Then what is your capacity as a teacher to attend this Qionglin Banquet?"

Chi Wei whispered in Shao Qingchen's ear: "Why don't you act as the prince's guest?"

Shao Qingchen smiled lowly, and said, "I'd better wait behind the scenes for your return! Drink less alcohol, you understand?"

Chi Wei said: "Yes, Master."

So Chi Wei took Xin Ke's number one scholar and a small entourage back to the palace again to participate in the Qionglin Banquet set up by the emperor for all Xin Ke's scholars.The Qionglin Banquet invites new scholars, and it is named Qionglin Banquet because it is located in Qionglin Garden. It is the highest honor for scholars all over the world.The seats for the top three were naturally set at the best positions, and this Qionglin Banquet was still presided over by King Teng, and the emperor didn't even show his face once.It seems that he is determined to support his younger brother to the north, and blatantly let him control his network in the court.This attitude is already obvious, so everyone never dared to say no more in front of the prince.Not only because of the emperor's approval of the prince, but also because the prince's temper doesn't seem to be bad at all.

Compared with the emperor's everything that is easy to discuss, this prince is the one who keeps his word and fights when he disagrees.So everyone can only follow him, and the handling of things in this way is much smoother than before.Man is such a strange creature, the more tempered you are, the more aggressive he will be, and the more unreasonable you are, he will become more docile and well-behaved.

Tanhua, the No. [-] champion in the new division, was drank a lot of alcohol, and Yi Xiao, a little follower, was responsible for carrying Fan Xiuyan back in the end.As a member of Xianmen, he still has some physical strength.It's just that all the new scholars have been looking at this Zhuangyuan Lang with a strange look, why does the Zhuangyuan Lang keep messing around with this handsome follower?Are you still talking about big Dengke and small Dengke?They must have heard wrong, right?

Yi Xiao had no choice but to explain for him cheerfully: "Oh, I'm drunk, this time I'm really drunk!" The audience in the live broadcast room all said that the second senior brother was ashamed this time.But Qionglin Yan is really uplifting. So, except for the second senior brother, are all the talented people in ancient times so old?Really disillusioned...