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Shao Qingchen felt that he had passed out more and more times since time travelling, and he would pass out almost every time he played a dungeon.And every time I wake up after fainting, I will wake up in an inexplicable place. The first time is the hatching room of the horned lizard, and the second time is the hatching room of the basilisk.I don't know where it is this time?

Shao Qingchen opened his eyes, and the strange fragrance was still in front of him.The whole body is warm and comfortable, as if soaked in warm water.The fragrance came in bursts, and Shao Qingchen seemed to have fallen into the land of tenderness.Upon closer inspection, he was actually soaking in the water!To be precise, it should be soaked in a bathtub full of petals of various colors.The bathtub is antique, and the warm water soaks the skin so comfortably that people can't help moaning.

Looking up at the furnishings in the house, various vases and vessels are displayed on the dark red multi-treasure shelf, and delicate curtains made of pearls hang on the moon-shaped arch.A small and exquisite silver bell is hung under each bead chain, and it rings when the wind blows.The carved window sash is slightly opened, the twilight is thick, and a magnolia tree pokes in outside the window, and the fragrance comes from the magnolia tree.The Siyou screen divides the living room into two, and Shao Qingchen is lying in the tub behind the screen at this moment.Next to the screen hung a bright red brocade robe, so gorgeous that people couldn't help but think of it as a wedding dress.

Shao Qingchen was at a loss, what was he singing about?

Just when he, the second monk, was puzzled, there was a "squeak" sound from outside the screen.The light footsteps on the carpet came to my ears, and Shao Qingchen listened intently with bated breath. The footsteps bypassed the screen and came towards him.I didn't see him, but I saw a pair of pink embroidered shoes first, and then a pomegranate skirt.Then double-doubles, triple-doubles, quadruple-doubles...

Shao Qingchen: ...

what the hell is this?Why are there a bunch of girls here?I'm a naked body now!Wait, young master, I am a person with Taoist companions. Is it appropriate for a group of girls like you to come here to admire a man's naked body?

Subconsciously, Shao Qingchen wanted to protest, but before he could yell out, the girls slowly blessed him, and said softly, "Wanfu, my lord."

Shao Qingchen was dumbfounded, and saw that the girls in this group were all handsome and handsome, about the age of cardamom, wearing a lavender tight-fitting short sleeve top, a light green smoked gauze skirt, wearing a double bun, and wearing pink embroidered shoes with peony patterns on their feet .A string of tiny silver bells are worn around their waists, and they jingle when they walk.Shao Qingchen said: "You... how about rehearsing? Tell me anyway! How can I cooperate with this?"

The leading girl wore an extra purple smoked gauze robe, covered her mouth with a light smile and said, "My lord, you are used to joking, no wonder King Teng lost most of his soul when he saw you. Change your clothes quickly, His Highness King Teng has already Been waiting outside for a long time."

Shao Qingchen: "... King Teng? Which King Teng?"

The leading girl said: "Which King Teng is there? Naturally, it is the younger brother of the current Holy Majesty, the prince of Xiaoqi who is under one person and above tens of thousands, Lord Shanglu! Last night, the son was still talking about King Teng, and it happened to be here today." Just now, the young master fell asleep in the bath, and the servants did not dare to disturb him, even King Teng didn’t allow it. So waiting for the young master to wake up, the servants hurried over to wait for the young master to change clothes.”

Wait... What is this all about?It's the son again, and it's King Teng again. Has he time traveled again?Where did you wear it?Isn't this a little tricky?He just spent a foundation-building period in the interstellar space, and this side has traveled to the ancient times?Nima, are you kidding me?By the way, Bai Lao, where is Bai Lao?Shao Qingchen looked left and right, so it was naturally impossible to see Bai Lao's shadow.

Needless to say, Chi Wei's little wolf dog is also in the past tense?No, no, from what the girl said just now, this King Teng should have an unusual relationship with this young master!Wearing this kind of bright red brocade robe, the nature of the profession is a bit strange.

Also, I don't know if my spiritual power is still there.Shao Qingchen couldn't help exerting force on his hands, and secretly squeezed the tactic, only to hear a loud bang, and the bathtub under him was shaken to pieces.The petals and bath water sprinkled all over the floor, but Shao Qingchen leaped off the ground lightly, reached out for a big red brocade robe, wrapped it around his body, and stepped barefoot on the carpet full of flowers.Her long hair was draped over her shoulders like silk and forged, and she actually had such an air of elegance.Shao Qingchen looked up at the bronze mirror, and immediately recognized that this face was his own, his body was his own, and he also had spiritual power.

The next second, the leading maid Yingying bowed down and said in a low voice: "My lord, calm down." Then she stood up and said, "My lord has come to make amends, so please don't be angry, my lord."

It seems that the original owner of this body also knows martial arts?Otherwise, why did these little maids not be surprised when they saw their young master displaying such great power, but just appease him?

Shao Qingchen waved his hand, lowered his eyebrows and pondered for a moment, then said to the little girls, "Take me to see His Highness King Teng." Then he raised his foot and prepared to go out.

The lead maidservant in purple grabbed Shao Qingchen, covered her lips and said, "My dear son, are you going to see the prince just like this?"

Shao Qingchen looked down at his bare chest, white bare feet, and messy long hair. This image was indeed a bit inappropriate.So he said to the servant girl, "Change clothes."

After a while, the four servant girls brought out an extremely gorgeous red brocade robe again.The front chest of the brocade robe is rusted with gold and silver double-threaded brocade patterns. It is slim, with a waist and a skirt that stretches the floor. Just looking at it has endless elegance, and it is even more graceful when walking.There is only one thing, no matter what, Shao Qingchen feels like he is going to pick up a bride!

No, she is going to get married!

Shao Qingchen walked in front, and the four servant girls followed closely behind.The leading servant girl was holding a guqin, the other was carrying an incense burner, one was playing a fan, and the other was holding refreshments.The incense from the censer hit his face, it was the smell he smelled before he fainted.

Shao Qingchen just wanted to send him one word: Pretend!

Tai Tema knows how to pretend, not ordinary pretending.Dress like this, play like this, what are you doing?Don't you just want to mess with that King Teng?I don't know who this King Teng is, but just by hearing the name, he knows that he is not an ordinary person.

This young master who doesn't know his name lives in an unknown place, and the house is quite big.After walking around for half a day, the scenery along the way is also very exquisite.However, it seems that most of the plants in the garden are medicinal materials, rather than ornamental flowers and plants.Shao Qingchen also recognized many herbs, including rhubarb, Prunella vulgaris, and Pinellia...

Shao Qingchen walked slower and slower, he always felt that he had to inquire about the details of this King Teng before meeting anyone.So he turned his head and asked the leading servant girl holding the piano, saying: "...that, girl..."

After hearing Shao Qingchen's words, the servant girl smiled coquettishly, "My lord, I am Pinellia. You will remember from now on, the one holding the piano is Pinellia, the one holding the fan is Perilla, the one making incense is Bai Wei, and the one serving tea is Kikyo..." After speaking, the girl covered her lips and smiled again, and continued: "Master, we all know that you just can't remember the faces, and you will be able to tell them apart after a long time, take your time."

Shao Qingchen: ... Even the setting of face blindness is exactly the same.Hey, it's day dog, what's the matter?

Shao Qingchen said: "Well, Pinellia! This King Teng, what is he here for?"

Ban Xia smiled and said: "Of course I like the young master! There are so many people who like the young master in this world, although the prince is a hero, but a hero is sad for a beauty! Our young master is the first-class beauty in the world, others want to see a beauty It's hard on one side, it's the prince's good fortune that King Teng can invite the young master."

Shao Qingchen: ...It turns out that he was set to be the oiran in this life.

Hmm, a violent oiran who knows martial arts, does tricks, and has bad taste.What clothes don't look better than this big red brocade robe that looks like a turkey?As if waiting to get married every day, her taste is really bad.But she is an oiran, so she must dress up more flamboyantly.But Shao Qingchen couldn't figure this out. With such good martial arts and high spiritual power, what kind of oiran should he be?

Shao Qingchen thought about it again, but there was nothing wrong.Because the oiran comes with money fast!We must know that a penny is difficult for a hero, and good kung fu does not necessarily make money, and it may not be as much as the oiran who shows his face.

Further forward is a large and spacious garden. This time, the garden is not planted with herbs, but a large area of ​​warmly blooming famous flowers of various colors.The color is strong and bright, which matches this scarlet brocade robe very well, and it is very in line with the taste of this oiran.The fragrance became stronger and stronger one after another, making Shao Qingchen feel a little dizzy.

Further forward is an open living room, with a curtain hanging in the hall, needless to say, it must be bright red!This eye-catching retro red made Shao Qingchen feel that the oiran he played should be a maniac who hates marriage.

Banxia and Zisu closed the curtain, Shao Qingchen lifted the hem of his clothes and stepped in.The hall was luxurious and ancient, and the red cashmere carpet was also full of flowers. Right in the middle of the carpet, with his back to him, stood a burly man in dark-colored armor with a sword hanging from his waist.The man seems to be eight feet tall, with broad shoulders, broad back, narrow waist and long legs. Seen from behind, he has a very good figure.Shao Qingchen walked around the man and came directly in front of him. The two of them were stunned as soon as they met each other.

The other party immediately stepped forward to hold his hands, and the excitement and worry could not be concealed in the suppressed voice. The other party whispered: "Master! It really is you! You... why are you dressed like this? Why are you here?"

Shao Qingchen took a closer look at that King Teng, wasn't he his great apprentice Chi Wei?All this confused him more and more.He replied: "You still ask me, I still want to ask you. What's going on? I appeared here after I woke up. What is this place? Also, when did you become a Teng? King? I haven't figured out who I am until now. I know it's a flamingo suspected of being an oiran, do you have much information?"

Chi Wei couldn't help laughing after hearing Shao Qingchen's words, his master's words were still as humorous as ever.What is a flamingo suspected of being an oiran?Xinglin martial sage piano soul, human dragon and phoenix Eucommia, is not some flamingo that is suspected of being an oiran.

Shao Qingchen looked at the handsome little maids behind, and said, "I'll take you to a quiet place, let's exchange information." So Shao Qingchen ordered Banxia to take them to the place where they passed by on the road. A quiet pavilion, in front of the pavilion, lotus flowers are elegant and lotus leaves are fluttering, and dragonflies are standing diagonally on duckweed.Under Shao Qingchen's instructions, several maidservants put the refreshment incense burner and other things on the stone table, and laid cushions for Shao Qingchen before retreating.

After the maids walked away, Shao Qingchen finally let out a breath, and said to Chi Wei: "This role setting is too unbearable... What's going on? Are we two wearing double clothes? What era did you wear it to? Do you have any reliable information there?"

Chi Wei said: "It's a long story, and I actually don't know much about it. I just remember that I cooked Xiao Yeduan for Master to eat, but as soon as Master opened the door, I passed out. After waking up, I came to Here, the entourage called me the lord, and after a long time of secret inquiries, I realized that I was the emperor's younger brother, Shang Lu, and what kind of owl was King Teng. I just came down from the battlefield yesterday, and came back quickly to meet a man named Du Zhong. This People are martial sages, piano souls, and the most beautiful people in the world... are Teng Wang Shanglu's... sweetheart..."

Shao Qingchen: ...

"This is a melodrama for us to act role-playing? Even a melodrama should at least have a script, right?" Shao Qingchen was speechless, and looked up at Shanglu who had Chi Wei's face on his face. Very complicated.Chi Wei's role setting is acceptable, no matter what he is, he is a prince under one man and above ten thousand people.But what the hell is he, the most beautiful woman in the world?No matter how it sounds, it looks like an oiran, but judging by its taste, it is not as good as an oiran.

Chi Wei lowered his head and thought for a while, then said: "Master, how did you get here?"

Shao Qingchen said: "It's similar to you. When I heard you knock on the door and asked me if I would like to eat, Xiao Ye opened the door for you. But as soon as the door was opened, I could smell a fragrance. Yes, it was the scent floating in the incense burner." It smells like a scent. When I woke up, I was here, surrounded by four chattering little girls, all of whom were pretty..."

Chi Wei: "...Master." The look in his eyes should be as resentful as possible.

Shao Qingchen put one hand on Chi Wei's shoulder and said, "Are you jealous? It's useless to have a little girl now, as a teacher, I can't be hard on a little girl now."

Chi Wei: "...Master..." His eyes were full of disbelief.

Shao Qingchen said: "Isn't there a saying that a man who is already bent can't straighten up? Oh, don't look at me with such eyes, isn't it all because of you? Don't say these things are useless, we First, let’s make sure who is here. Are we the master and apprentice, or the entire sect? If the entire sect is here, find a way to find them. If it’s just the two of us... look Is there a way to go back?"

Chi Wei nodded and said, "Yes, Master."

Shao Qingchen sighed slightly. As an experienced time traveler, Shao Qingchen patted Chi Wei on the shoulder and said, "Do you know what is the time travel theorem?"

Chi Wei shook his head, and Shao Qingchen replied: "If it comes, it will be safe!"

Chi Wei's expression revealed a bit of suspicion: "Master, have you traveled through time?"

Shao Qingchen: "...Well, hey, the scenery here is not bad!"

Chi Wei smiled knowingly, apparently not intending to get an answer.He naturally wrapped Shao Qingchen's waist with one hand, and said, "Yes! The scenery is beautiful, and people are even more beautiful."

Shao Qingchen said: "Don't be so gross, okay? The goosebumps are falling off." Ever since he had sex with him, this brat has become a complete love brain, ready to talk about love anytime, anywhere.

Chi Wei said: "Master looks good in the first place, but it looks even better in red clothes."

Shao Qingchen had an incredulous expression on his face: "You have pretty similar taste to this Eucommia." Dressed like a flamingo, oh isn't it like a turkey, what's so good about it?

Chi Wei said: "It's as if you are ready to marry me anytime."

Shao Qingchen glared at him and said, "Who wants to marry you?"

Chi Wei put his arms around Shao Qingchen and coquettishly whispered, "Why don't you marry the master!"

Shao Qingchen said: "That's about the same."

So then they started to touch and pinch each other, and gnawed together shamelessly.Shao Qingchen felt that it was not easy for the two of them to still be interested in dating at this time, but it seemed that this sweet love period... was really difficult to control.

When the two of them were gnawing away at each other, there was a sudden noise.Shao Qingchen and the two immediately separated a distance, but saw Chi Wei's lieutenant general covering his face tightly as if trying to pick out his eyes.Then there was the voice of Ban Xia, half teasing and half blaming: "I told you not to disturb the prince and young master, but you didn't listen. Look, who is to blame?"

Shao Qingchen regretted ruining the child's three views, looked up at Chi Wei, Chi Wei said coldly: "Look up, what do you look like!"

Shanglu's deputy, Wu Dahai, resolutely took his hands off his face, clasped his hands together and said, "My lord! Something happened!"

Chi Wei said in a cold voice: "What major event has happened that deserves your disregard of my king's orders to break into Xinglin Zhai? If there is no reasonable reason, I will write down this army stick!"

Shao Qingchen shivered, feeling that his big apprentice was really acting like something, and immediately entered the role as soon as he came over. It seemed that he, who thought he was an experienced time traveler, was about to abdicate.

Wu Dahai knelt down on one knee, bowed his head and cupped his fists, and replied, "Go back to your lord, the big thief Wolfbane has been caught!"

Chi Wei made a pensive expression, and said, "Big Thief Wolfsbane?"

Wu Dahai immediately raised his honest and straightforward face, and said, "Your Majesty, have you forgotten? It was the wolf poison known as the chivalrous thief. It was this person who robbed Taiwei Wu's mansion a few days ago. The court has been taking This person has nothing to do, and Taiwei Wu managed to capture his younger brother Nan Zhu a few days ago, which led him into a trap!"

A look of contempt appeared on Chi Wei's face, then he snorted coldly and said, "Taiwei Wu? Hehe, I don't even bother to be with such a villain!"

Wu Dahai immediately said: "It's the prince! The property of Wu Taiwei's stolen family is still unclear, and the general also knows that Wu Taiwei is... well, he is often criticized by others. But you told the general before, if there are wolves You must be notified of the news of the poison in time. Therefore, as soon as the general got the news of the arrest of the wolf poison, he rushed to report to the prince!"

Chi Wei nodded, and said: "Well, well done, the military stick will be spared. But... the next time you see Mr. Du, don't be so unreasonable, do you hear me?"

Wu Dahai's face immediately became a little flustered, and he lowered his head and said, "Yes, my lord! I'm sorry, Mr. Du."

Shao Qingchen put on a full posture and said, "It's okay."

Chi Wei said: "Don't be dazed, lead the way ahead, let's go and see that wolf's poison."

"Yes! My lord!" So Wu Dahai stood up and led the way, Chi Wei and Shao Qingchen followed behind him.

Shao Qingchen lowered his voice and said, "Ah Jin, why do I feel like you know everything? How do you know that Taiwei Wu is a corrupt official?"

Chi Wei said: "Master, isn't this obvious? Wolfbane is a chivalrous thief, and anyone who has the name of chivalry must be a chivalrous person. A chivalrous thief stole an official's bank, needless to say, this is definitely not What a good official. Either a corrupt official, a dirty official, or a sycophant. He is a high-ranking captain, but he wants to arrest a grand thief, which means that he must have stolen something important. This thing is either related to his wealth or life. Liancheng. No matter what the two are, we need to see them.”

Shao Qingchen nodded approvingly: "It makes sense."

Outside the door was a maroon war horse with armor and a blade. Chi Wei got on the horse and stretched out his hand to Shao Qingchen.Shao Qingchen didn't hold back, and with a stretch of his hand, he and Chi Wei rode on a horse at the same time.Shao Qingchen was in front, and Chi Wei was behind. Chi Wei naturally hugged Shao Qingchen and led the reins of the war horse, with an ambiguous and intimate gesture, blinding the eyes of all the followers.

After tossing and tossing for a long time, Ban Xia and the others finally prepared the red incense car for Shao Qingchen, but when they went out, they saw a red streamer of their young master riding away on a horse. They all looked at each other, and Bai Wei said: "It's strange, What's the matter today, young master? You don't want your manners anymore?"

Ji Jiao said with a smile: "The prince is back, what does the young master want to do with his manners?"

Zi Su also laughed and said: "Yes! Look at how happy you are, didn't you smash the golden bell that the prince gave him two days ago?"

Bai Wei said: "Young master just smashed a golden bell to pretend, why didn't you see him smashing that set of glazed cups?"

Kikyo said: "Then how can you smash it, it will be shattered!"

Ban Xia coughed dryly, and said: "You guys, are you mature enough? Who taught you to talk about the young master here?"

The three little girls smiled and bowed to Banxia and said, "Yes, sister Banxia, ​​we know we were wrong."

Shao Qingchen and Chi Wei rode their horses through the evening market. At this time, most of the stalls in the market were closed. In order to get to the scene where Wolf Poison was arrested as soon as possible, Chi Wei yelled hard at the horse.Shao Qingchen knew it was a good horse at a glance. Although he didn't know horses, he could feel the vigor and agility of getting off the horse.The speed of the war horse was very fast, Shao Qingchen heard the whistling of the wind in his ears, there were many shops on both sides of the ancient road, and the flags were waving and hurriedly retreated.The sound of the shop closing and closing gradually faded away, and the voice of the mother calling the children to go home kept coming and going.

Shao Qingchen felt that he was having a dream. He felt that he had not traveled through time, but had entered a certain dreamland.This is an empty dynasty, the great apprentice Chi Wei is a prince under one person and above ten thousand people, and he himself is an extraterrestrial expert like a peacock.This time, she is a real worldly expert, and also has the title of the most beautiful woman in the world.The story is bloody and the setting is clichéd, but Shao Qingchen is still looking forward to what will happen next, what kind of achievements they have to achieve to get out of the dream.

Just as they were galloping through the market, a figure suddenly fell from the sky and landed in the middle of the market in big characters.Just hearing that thunderous loud noise, Shao Qingchen couldn't help shivering—it hurts so much!

Chi Wei immediately tightened the reins and almost trampled the people on the ground into meatloaf.When the two lowered their heads to look carefully, the first thing that caught their eyes was a Xiaobawang live broadcast machine with a "Flying Heaven and Earth Super Invincible Live Broadcast Machine Protective Bag"...