Interstellar Xiuxian live broadcast room
Chapter 52
After staying in the bathroom for more than half an hour, it wasn't until Chi Wei knocked on the door thinking that something had happened to Shao Qingchen that he came out wearing a clean bathrobe with slightly flushed cheeks.The whole body is tightly wrapped, as if afraid of revealing half of the skin.
Chi Wei withdrew his hand knocking on the door and said, "Master, what's wrong with you? Isn't it hot to wear so much?"
Shao Qingchen said calmly, "The air conditioner is turned on too much."
Chi Wei looked up at the air conditioner control panel, it was stopped.
Chi Wei couldn't help but hooked his lips into a smile, did it start so soon?It seems that what the senior said is not wrong, once the master enters the concentric stage, he will be out of control. Seeing how impatient he was just now, I am afraid that if he hadn't stopped it by himself, he might want to have something happen to him right now.Thinking of this, the blood in Chi Wei's whole body began to boil, but now it's only in the middle stage of concordance, the two of them must control the emotions in their bodies, otherwise the effect will not be ideal even if the acupoints are opened.
The senior said that during the period before the fellowship period, you need to get in touch, because after entering the fellowship period, there will be a period of sweet love, and the relationship between the two will reach its peak.But if you don't get along well in the early stage, the other party's feelings will cool down after the peak period, and if the other party wants to end at that time, your own side will be completely out of control.But if you have a good run-in during the concentric period, if the other party really develops feelings for you during this period, it is not impossible to manage this relationship for a long time.
So Chi Wei was careful, for fear that something might go wrong.So he raised his head and smiled at Shao Qingchen, and said, "Master, are you hungry?"
Shao Qingchen swallowed, and said, "Fortunately, it's just... thirsty..." After speaking, he looked at Chi Wei's chest, licked his lips, and turned his eyes away impatiently.
Chi Wei took a deep breath, this situation was really unbearable for him.But the senior's advice still rings in their ears, whether it's for themselves or for the other party, they must endure.So Chi Wei turned around, poured Shao Qingchen a glass of ice water, and handed it to him.Shao Qingchen took the ice water and drank it down in one gulp, the hotness in his body was finally calmed down.
Chi Wei said: "Let's go, Master, go downstairs for breakfast."
Shao Qingchen nodded, and didn't say anything more. He knew the relationship between the two of them clearly, but still kept a trace of reserve on his lips.He was afraid that if he said it out loud, he and Chi Wei would explode from now on, and they would not deal with it.The master is old and disrespectful, and the elder brother is not upright, so how can he mess around in front of the apprentice and the younger brother after this?
But Chi Wei's idea is much simpler, after a good early adjustment, he will be with Master for a long time in this life.
Today's breakfast is served by Fan Xiuyan, Fan Xiuyan's breakfast is quite satisfactory, soy milk fritters and tea eggs - bought early in the morning.The apprentices are all hands-free, so it is really difficult to ask them to wash, cook and do housework.However, the current situation can only be like this for the time being. It is estimated that it will be better if more apprentices are accepted in the future.But I don't know if it was because I was lucky at the beginning, and I received four apprentices at once, and three of them were all with excellent qualifications.Since then, there has been no one who has the qualifications to cultivate immortals. Shao Qingchen has paid special attention to the forum and messages, and indeed no one has looked for him again.
After all, there are only a small number of people in this world who have the aptitude to cultivate immortals, and it is normal that no new disciples appear for a while.
Shao Qingchen silently examined these apprentices while eating, and felt that there was something wrong with the apprentices today.Why is everyone so quiet?Being cute is a bit too much!Forget about Fan Xiuyan, even Yixiao and Su Xia didn't make a fuss, which is a bit unreasonable.Deliberately being obedient, there must be a problem.So Shao Qingchen coughed dryly, and said to Yi Xiao: "Third brother, show me your brain."
Yi Xiao subconsciously turned off the screen, hid her brain aside, and said, "Master, it's not when you're eating..."
Shao Qingchen said: "Oh, let's call it out! Let's just watch something for entertainment while eating."
Yi Xiao raised her head and glanced at the senior brother, who nodded, knowing that this matter could not be hidden, so she did not intend to hide it.Yixiao adjusted the client, and the semi-transparent image was projected in mid-air. It was still the popular post yesterday.However, the wind direction of the post has taken a 180-degree turn. If it is true that some people questioned what was written in this post at the beginning, then after the person who broke the news wrote all the things out, everyone will feel sorry for Shao. As much as Qing Chen questioned him, he felt as much sympathy for him, and by the way, stomped on the instigator of this matter to death.
Shao Qingchen took the client, browsed through the posts that he didn't read yesterday, looked up at Chi Wei and said, "What did you do?"
Chi Wei put down the bowl of soybean milk and said: "Master, I told you before, let me just sit back and ignore it, a disciple can't do that."
Shao Qingchen sighed slightly, no wonder the boss knelt for a while yesterday and then left, it seemed that he was going to deal with this matter.To be honest, Shao Qingchen was very moved, and quite happy. In order to vent his anger on him, the apprentices worked hard to solve this matter without telling him. Shao Qingchen only felt sore eyes and warm heart.
Shao Qingchen sighed, and said: "Thank you, I am very touched by the teacher. I can really feel the love from you to have you disciples wholeheartedly thinking about me." Shao Qingchen lowered his head slightly, and there was warmth on the dining table .
The apprentices immediately breathed a sigh of relief, and said one after another: "Master, please don't do this, this is what we should do."
"That's right, master, if one family doesn't talk about two families, who will turn those bastards' eyes off? How dare you offend our Xiuxian sect!"
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"But..." Shao Qingchen's words changed, and he raised his head to look at the crowd again: "This doesn't mean that you just carry out military incidents privately..." Shao Qingchen glanced at them again, feeling moved I'm moved, but if these brats rely on their own ability to misbehave outside in the future, no one can cure them. After all, they are the only sect of cultivating immortals now.If you can't even restrain them yourself, who else can let them know what the rules are?These brats will only become more unscrupulous.Anything can be resolved with violence in private, anyway, the law has nothing to do with them.
Shao Qingchen looked up at Chi Wei and said, "Ah Jin, are you leading the way?"
Chi Wei: "...Yes, Master."
Shao Qingchen thought for a while, and said: "Let's do this! Our fairy sect doesn't have a decent set of rules. As a big brother, you have a duty to do so. Why don't you write ten articles today, each of which should not be less than two hundred words?" Come out with the gate rules!"
I don't know why Chi Weichu couldn't help heaving a sigh of relief when he heard the punishment was so easy, he just said: "Yes, Master."
Shao Qingchen immediately went on to say: "Others are watching and posing with your elder brother. When will he finish writing and when will you leave."
The disciples also breathed a sigh of relief.
Shao Qingchen said: "Okay, are you full? Let's go now?"
The disciples walked out in silence, and just as they reached the door, Shao Qingchen called out to Chi Wei again: "By the way, write upside down."
There were several falling sounds outside the door, and Shao Qingchen couldn't help but smile slightly.Then he sighed slightly, leaned close to Yizhen, who was expressionless and pretended to drink soymilk calmly, and whispered, "Junior brother! Do you think I'm doing this too much? Obviously they did it for me, but I Is it too impersonal to punish them?"
Yi Ruan put down the bowl of soybean milk and said, "Brothers are also doing it for their own good. Only those who can control their emotions and act rationally can achieve great things."
Shao Qingchen sniffed: "I am happy to have such a group of apprentices and a junior."
An ominous premonition finally appeared on Yi Ruan's face, and a few minutes later, the apprentices who were standing upside down by the courtyard wall to discuss the direction of the gate rules saw the uncle walking up to them silently, and then stood upside down with them.
The senior brother said that knowing that they were going to mess around, not only did not stop them, but also deliberately released water was wrong, so they must review and admit punishment...
The five masters, uncles and nephews finally finished the 2000 version of the 1.0-word Immortal Gate Regulations until [-] noon. Shao Qingchen squatted in front of them and recited the gate regulations, saying, "Have you remembered everything?"
Everyone nodded and said, "Remember!"
Shao Qingchen said: "Then let's all come down! Oh, are you tired?"
Su Xia said, "I'm not tired."
Everyone said: "It's okay."
Shao Qingchen silently shed bitter tears for himself again, they didn't feel tired from standing on their heads all morning, so I'm afraid he couldn't even stand on his head, right?I really envy those who have the aptitude to cultivate immortals, even Su Xia began to get better under the guidance of Yizhen.Moreover, his own spirit planting medicine technique also began to improve gradually, and he was still the only one who failed to achieve anything.
Shao Qingchen glanced at Chi Wei who was rubbing his left arm, and said, "Now you know your arm is sore? Do you dare to take your juniors to make trouble next time?"
Chi Wei immediately bowed his head and admitted his mistake: "Yes, master, this disciple knows his mistake." He said this, but he didn't feel that he was being punished at all in his heart, and there was even a happy smile on his lips.Shao Qingchen felt that his apprentice was suspected of being slightly trembling. This guy was simply cursing and regressing, which made Shao Qingchen lose his temper at all.
Shao Qingchen said: "Go, stick the door regulations on the screen in the hall, and read it aloud to me every day from now on. Especially the first one, you must never use power against ordinary people." This world has rules of this world, Their existence is equivalent to disrupting the rules of this world. If they recklessly use magic to deal with ordinary people, it will only cause panic in this world.Shao Qingchen felt that this idea was not exaggerated, that's why he punished them with minor punishments.
So Chi Wei obediently pasted up the gate rules, led his juniors to read them aloud, and everyone started preparing lunch again.After the meal, a leaflet from the court and an explosive news broke the group of them again.
Everyone surrounded the court leaflet on the dining table with mixed emotions, looking at each other and not knowing what to say.Yi Xiao couldn't hold back at first, and burst out a foul language first: "Fuck, do you dare to be more shameless for this kind of person?"
Fan Xiuyan glanced at Yi Xiao and said, "Can you pay attention to your tone?" Then he said, "This kind of person is not only shameless, but shameless!"
Yi Ruan's complexion is also very ugly, and it's rare to see his paralyzed face showing a different expression: "I've seen it today, how can a person be such a jerk?"
Su Xia said: "How can this be described as a bastard? This is clearly despicable, shameless, obscene and disgusting, don't Bilian! How can there be such a person in this world?" The more Su Xia spoke, the more angry she became. In their hearts, Shao Qingchen had always It is the time when the Dagong selflessly taught them all, and never hid himself from them. Why is there such a big gap between the same Shao family?
Only Chi Wei remained silent with a gloomy face. Everyone knew that Shao Qingchen's punishment was probably useless.For Chi Wei, no matter how Master punishes him, as long as it is someone or something that threatens Master, he will never let it exist for more than a day.
Shao Qingchen glanced at Chi Wei, then reached out to take the court leaflet and read it.Sighing slightly, he said, "What do you guys want to do again? He's right to sue. When I left the Shao's mansion, I did steal the jade Ruyi left by grandma. And now that Yu Ruyi is still in my old house." In the community room." When I left, I was in a hurry, so I only took the live broadcast machine and Bai Lao.Thinking about it now, many things that were important to the original owner were not brought out.
For example, Yu Ruyi, which the original owner tried desperately to steal, such as the relics and photos of her parents.For example, the grandma's suicide note in his hand, and the letter sealed with the suicide note.
Shao Qingchen got up and said, "I'll go back to my original residence and get some things." In his intermittent memory, the original owner seemed to have never opened grandma's will, let alone opened that letter.It seems that grandma's Linzhong's last words are that if he can live past his 23rd birthday, he will open the letter again.Shao Qingchen suddenly remembered, that's right, grandma's last words were indeed to open it if you survived your 23rd birthday!Did the original owner's grandmother always know that the original owner may not live to be 23 years old?
Shao Qingchen raised his leg to go out, and Chi Wei immediately followed in a hurry.Fan Xiuyan yelled, "Elder brother!"
Chi Wei raised his hand and caught the remote control that Fan Xiuyan threw over. It was the remote control of his limited edition airship.Fan Xiuyan had a lot of cars, even the Lupao that Chi Wei used to pick up Shao Qingchen's fashion bully before belonged to Fan Xiuyan.Usually everyone drives his car when they go out, so he got used to it. Whoever goes out just throws away the remote control and let the brothers drive.
Shao Qingchen got into the cabin of the boat, sat in a daze for a moment, and said to Chi Wei in the cockpit, "Ah Jin, let me ask you a question..."
Chi Wei turned his head and said, "What's wrong, Master?"
Shao Qingchen said hesitantly: "... If, I mean, if the me you like is not me, will you still like me?"
Chi Wei didn't answer Shao Qingchen's question immediately, but set up the flight route of the airship, walked around in front of Shao Qingchen, wrapped his arms around him on the seat, and said, "Master, are you willing to follow me now?" Have you talked about this topic?" The smile on his face was gentle and submissive, but there was still a bit of maliciousness in his expression.
Shao Qingchen pushed Chi Wei's chest angrily, and said, "I'm telling you something serious!"
Chi Wei replied honestly: "I just like the master who is my fellow practitioner. As for the others, I don't understand and don't want to understand. As long as the master likes me too."
Shao Qingchen's face blushed, and he thought that it was indeed the fault of fellow practitioners.Just like this, it is not surprising that I develop feelings for fellow practitioners who sit down every day.It's better for some things to be invisible before they happen. He is afraid that if it does happen, it will be difficult to deal with it.
After Shao Qingchen finished asking the endless questions, he didn't care about it, and Chi Wei was left there, so he would pester Shao Qingchen to ask why.
"Then Master, do you like me?"
Shao Qingchen turned his face away and said, "Drive hard."
Chi Wei said: "This is not Lu Pao, artificial intelligence is much safer than manual operation. Master, don't avoid it, answer my question! This morning...you looked like you were going to eat me..." Chi Wei Before he finished speaking, Shao Qingchen covered his mouth with his hand, and said, "Can you not mention this matter?" He felt so ashamed when he mentioned it, and he felt ashamed to the extreme.Seduce an apprentice or something, how can this be done by a teacher?
Chi Wei took the other party's hand and held it in his palm, and said: "Why don't you let me say it? Master, you can't do this, you have to be responsible for what you do. If I hadn't resisted desperately at that time, wouldn't we have already died?" The rice is cooked..."
Shao Qingchen gagged Chi Wei's mouth again, his face was so red that he seemed to be burning.Shouted as if begging for forgiveness: "Ah Jin..."
The sound of Ah Jin made Chi Wei's heart melt. He held Shao Qingchen's hand, knelt down in front of him slowly, and said seriously: "I wish to serve you all my life and never disobey."
Shao Qingchen looked at his serious expression and smiled slightly, as if he had tacitly agreed to this relationship.There's nothing I can do if I don't acquiesce, seeing him now is like seeing a life-saving straw, especially when I wake up in the morning, as Chi Wei said, if it wasn't for his vigorous resistance, I'm afraid the consequences would be really disastrous.Shao Qingchen suddenly asked: "Ah Jin, did you take medicine for your teacher?"
"Huh?" Chi Wei looked at Shao Qingchen dumbfounded and didn't know what to say, but he also understood this feeling, because he also thought that Master had played a trick on him.At that time, my own feeling came slowly, and the master's sudden feeling of falling in love is probably even more inconceivable.So it's not surprising that he would have this idea.
Chi Wei smiled and said: "How do you know? I will poison it every day when I cook your breakfast, but unfortunately the onset is too slow, Master has not felt it. So I increased the dose yesterday, I didn't expect Master to have it so soon reacted."
Shao Qingchen looked at Chi Wei speechlessly, this brat would really shine if he gave him a little sunshine, and if he gave him a little response, he would go to the house.Shao Qingchen smiled sinisterly, and said, "Ten times, door rules, copy while leapfrogging."
Chi Wei said dejectedly: "Oh...yes, Master." Never disobey, never disobey, never disobey... Chi Wei wants to cry but has no tears, what Master said must never be disobedient, if you say leapfrog, you will be frog Jump, if you say it ten times, you can do it ten times, and you can't do it less.
The airship was parked on the public machinery lawn set up by the community where Shao Qingchen lived. Shao Qingchen and Chi Wei disembarked one after the other. When they passed the activity center of the square, they saw many old men and women doing Tai Chi and jumping in the square. Wu, when they saw him, they greeted him enthusiastically: "Hey, Xiao Shao, I haven't seen you for a long time. Hasn't the community arranged a place for you yet? How do we practice recently? This is what you taught before. Yes. Not to mention, after we practiced these things, our bodies felt much more comfortable."
Shao Qingchen also greeted them with a smile: "It will be better if you persist for a long time, and I will record another exercise for you later. Now this one can only strengthen your body, and that one can prolong your life. I will have someone send it to you some other day , you can’t hide your secrets, remember to share it with everyone!”
The old man immediately blushed with a smile: "Okay, don't worry, Xiao Shao, I'm not a secretive person! I can't hide it, hahahaha..." This is the truth, the old men and women in the community like to talk to people. To share, Shao Qingchen got a lot of delicacies cooked by aunts at that time, and they all ate them when they were teaching Tai Chi and square dancing.
Shao Qingchen looked at the old men and women in the square and said, "These... are all taught by you, Master?"
Shao Qingchen replied, "Yes, is there any question?"
Shao Qingchen pointed to the old men who were practicing Taijiquan and said, "There is nothing wrong with this phalanx." Then he pointed to the square dance not far away, and said, "...What kind of exercise is this? "
Shao Qingchen looked embarrassed. In fact, he learned square dancing with the aunts in the family courtyard near the school.Not for anything else, because the aunts organize a square dance competition, and if you win, you can get a bonus of 3000 yuan.One thousand is given to the lead dancer, and two thousand is given to the team members.Shao Qingchen was encouraged by her aunt to lead the dance.The aunt promised him [-] cents if he won, and she would also give him her share of the bonus.So Shao Qingchen led that group of aunts to win the championship in one fell swoop, and has been crowned the champion of square dancing ever since.
The hero mentioned that Yong was still high-spirited back then, but this dancing posture is too charming, a lady's dance is still very affectionate, and a young man's dancing is really not very eye-catching.It was precisely because Shao Qingchen and his group took an unusual path that they won the grand prize for the first time.In addition to the 3000 yuan bonus, the program team also gave Shao Qingchen a special reward of 1000 yuan.
Chi Wei suddenly said to Shao Qingchen: "Master, you... have suffered a lot before?"
Shao Qingchen walked forward and said, "It's okay now that I recall it, it's all over, and it's not as painful as you imagined."
Chi Wei said, "Did that uncle do it?"
Shao Qingchen said: "It can't be counted! This should all be arranged by fate. Isn't there a saying that'Heaven will send a great mission to the people, and they must first suffer their minds and minds, exhaust their muscles and bones, starve their bodies and empty their bodies' Is it? I should be the "Shenren" in this sentence, or how can I teach you these "big shots" in other people's mouths as a teacher with a whole body of theoretical knowledge?"
Chi Wei thought for a while and said, "I think it's fate."
Shao Qingchen immediately nodded in agreement: "Yes, yes, fate, fate with you, fate with cultivating immortals."
Chi Wei withdrew his hand knocking on the door and said, "Master, what's wrong with you? Isn't it hot to wear so much?"
Shao Qingchen said calmly, "The air conditioner is turned on too much."
Chi Wei looked up at the air conditioner control panel, it was stopped.
Chi Wei couldn't help but hooked his lips into a smile, did it start so soon?It seems that what the senior said is not wrong, once the master enters the concentric stage, he will be out of control. Seeing how impatient he was just now, I am afraid that if he hadn't stopped it by himself, he might want to have something happen to him right now.Thinking of this, the blood in Chi Wei's whole body began to boil, but now it's only in the middle stage of concordance, the two of them must control the emotions in their bodies, otherwise the effect will not be ideal even if the acupoints are opened.
The senior said that during the period before the fellowship period, you need to get in touch, because after entering the fellowship period, there will be a period of sweet love, and the relationship between the two will reach its peak.But if you don't get along well in the early stage, the other party's feelings will cool down after the peak period, and if the other party wants to end at that time, your own side will be completely out of control.But if you have a good run-in during the concentric period, if the other party really develops feelings for you during this period, it is not impossible to manage this relationship for a long time.
So Chi Wei was careful, for fear that something might go wrong.So he raised his head and smiled at Shao Qingchen, and said, "Master, are you hungry?"
Shao Qingchen swallowed, and said, "Fortunately, it's just... thirsty..." After speaking, he looked at Chi Wei's chest, licked his lips, and turned his eyes away impatiently.
Chi Wei took a deep breath, this situation was really unbearable for him.But the senior's advice still rings in their ears, whether it's for themselves or for the other party, they must endure.So Chi Wei turned around, poured Shao Qingchen a glass of ice water, and handed it to him.Shao Qingchen took the ice water and drank it down in one gulp, the hotness in his body was finally calmed down.
Chi Wei said: "Let's go, Master, go downstairs for breakfast."
Shao Qingchen nodded, and didn't say anything more. He knew the relationship between the two of them clearly, but still kept a trace of reserve on his lips.He was afraid that if he said it out loud, he and Chi Wei would explode from now on, and they would not deal with it.The master is old and disrespectful, and the elder brother is not upright, so how can he mess around in front of the apprentice and the younger brother after this?
But Chi Wei's idea is much simpler, after a good early adjustment, he will be with Master for a long time in this life.
Today's breakfast is served by Fan Xiuyan, Fan Xiuyan's breakfast is quite satisfactory, soy milk fritters and tea eggs - bought early in the morning.The apprentices are all hands-free, so it is really difficult to ask them to wash, cook and do housework.However, the current situation can only be like this for the time being. It is estimated that it will be better if more apprentices are accepted in the future.But I don't know if it was because I was lucky at the beginning, and I received four apprentices at once, and three of them were all with excellent qualifications.Since then, there has been no one who has the qualifications to cultivate immortals. Shao Qingchen has paid special attention to the forum and messages, and indeed no one has looked for him again.
After all, there are only a small number of people in this world who have the aptitude to cultivate immortals, and it is normal that no new disciples appear for a while.
Shao Qingchen silently examined these apprentices while eating, and felt that there was something wrong with the apprentices today.Why is everyone so quiet?Being cute is a bit too much!Forget about Fan Xiuyan, even Yixiao and Su Xia didn't make a fuss, which is a bit unreasonable.Deliberately being obedient, there must be a problem.So Shao Qingchen coughed dryly, and said to Yi Xiao: "Third brother, show me your brain."
Yi Xiao subconsciously turned off the screen, hid her brain aside, and said, "Master, it's not when you're eating..."
Shao Qingchen said: "Oh, let's call it out! Let's just watch something for entertainment while eating."
Yi Xiao raised her head and glanced at the senior brother, who nodded, knowing that this matter could not be hidden, so she did not intend to hide it.Yixiao adjusted the client, and the semi-transparent image was projected in mid-air. It was still the popular post yesterday.However, the wind direction of the post has taken a 180-degree turn. If it is true that some people questioned what was written in this post at the beginning, then after the person who broke the news wrote all the things out, everyone will feel sorry for Shao. As much as Qing Chen questioned him, he felt as much sympathy for him, and by the way, stomped on the instigator of this matter to death.
Shao Qingchen took the client, browsed through the posts that he didn't read yesterday, looked up at Chi Wei and said, "What did you do?"
Chi Wei put down the bowl of soybean milk and said: "Master, I told you before, let me just sit back and ignore it, a disciple can't do that."
Shao Qingchen sighed slightly, no wonder the boss knelt for a while yesterday and then left, it seemed that he was going to deal with this matter.To be honest, Shao Qingchen was very moved, and quite happy. In order to vent his anger on him, the apprentices worked hard to solve this matter without telling him. Shao Qingchen only felt sore eyes and warm heart.
Shao Qingchen sighed, and said: "Thank you, I am very touched by the teacher. I can really feel the love from you to have you disciples wholeheartedly thinking about me." Shao Qingchen lowered his head slightly, and there was warmth on the dining table .
The apprentices immediately breathed a sigh of relief, and said one after another: "Master, please don't do this, this is what we should do."
"That's right, master, if one family doesn't talk about two families, who will turn those bastards' eyes off? How dare you offend our Xiuxian sect!"
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"But..." Shao Qingchen's words changed, and he raised his head to look at the crowd again: "This doesn't mean that you just carry out military incidents privately..." Shao Qingchen glanced at them again, feeling moved I'm moved, but if these brats rely on their own ability to misbehave outside in the future, no one can cure them. After all, they are the only sect of cultivating immortals now.If you can't even restrain them yourself, who else can let them know what the rules are?These brats will only become more unscrupulous.Anything can be resolved with violence in private, anyway, the law has nothing to do with them.
Shao Qingchen looked up at Chi Wei and said, "Ah Jin, are you leading the way?"
Chi Wei: "...Yes, Master."
Shao Qingchen thought for a while, and said: "Let's do this! Our fairy sect doesn't have a decent set of rules. As a big brother, you have a duty to do so. Why don't you write ten articles today, each of which should not be less than two hundred words?" Come out with the gate rules!"
I don't know why Chi Weichu couldn't help heaving a sigh of relief when he heard the punishment was so easy, he just said: "Yes, Master."
Shao Qingchen immediately went on to say: "Others are watching and posing with your elder brother. When will he finish writing and when will you leave."
The disciples also breathed a sigh of relief.
Shao Qingchen said: "Okay, are you full? Let's go now?"
The disciples walked out in silence, and just as they reached the door, Shao Qingchen called out to Chi Wei again: "By the way, write upside down."
There were several falling sounds outside the door, and Shao Qingchen couldn't help but smile slightly.Then he sighed slightly, leaned close to Yizhen, who was expressionless and pretended to drink soymilk calmly, and whispered, "Junior brother! Do you think I'm doing this too much? Obviously they did it for me, but I Is it too impersonal to punish them?"
Yi Ruan put down the bowl of soybean milk and said, "Brothers are also doing it for their own good. Only those who can control their emotions and act rationally can achieve great things."
Shao Qingchen sniffed: "I am happy to have such a group of apprentices and a junior."
An ominous premonition finally appeared on Yi Ruan's face, and a few minutes later, the apprentices who were standing upside down by the courtyard wall to discuss the direction of the gate rules saw the uncle walking up to them silently, and then stood upside down with them.
The senior brother said that knowing that they were going to mess around, not only did not stop them, but also deliberately released water was wrong, so they must review and admit punishment...
The five masters, uncles and nephews finally finished the 2000 version of the 1.0-word Immortal Gate Regulations until [-] noon. Shao Qingchen squatted in front of them and recited the gate regulations, saying, "Have you remembered everything?"
Everyone nodded and said, "Remember!"
Shao Qingchen said: "Then let's all come down! Oh, are you tired?"
Su Xia said, "I'm not tired."
Everyone said: "It's okay."
Shao Qingchen silently shed bitter tears for himself again, they didn't feel tired from standing on their heads all morning, so I'm afraid he couldn't even stand on his head, right?I really envy those who have the aptitude to cultivate immortals, even Su Xia began to get better under the guidance of Yizhen.Moreover, his own spirit planting medicine technique also began to improve gradually, and he was still the only one who failed to achieve anything.
Shao Qingchen glanced at Chi Wei who was rubbing his left arm, and said, "Now you know your arm is sore? Do you dare to take your juniors to make trouble next time?"
Chi Wei immediately bowed his head and admitted his mistake: "Yes, master, this disciple knows his mistake." He said this, but he didn't feel that he was being punished at all in his heart, and there was even a happy smile on his lips.Shao Qingchen felt that his apprentice was suspected of being slightly trembling. This guy was simply cursing and regressing, which made Shao Qingchen lose his temper at all.
Shao Qingchen said: "Go, stick the door regulations on the screen in the hall, and read it aloud to me every day from now on. Especially the first one, you must never use power against ordinary people." This world has rules of this world, Their existence is equivalent to disrupting the rules of this world. If they recklessly use magic to deal with ordinary people, it will only cause panic in this world.Shao Qingchen felt that this idea was not exaggerated, that's why he punished them with minor punishments.
So Chi Wei obediently pasted up the gate rules, led his juniors to read them aloud, and everyone started preparing lunch again.After the meal, a leaflet from the court and an explosive news broke the group of them again.
Everyone surrounded the court leaflet on the dining table with mixed emotions, looking at each other and not knowing what to say.Yi Xiao couldn't hold back at first, and burst out a foul language first: "Fuck, do you dare to be more shameless for this kind of person?"
Fan Xiuyan glanced at Yi Xiao and said, "Can you pay attention to your tone?" Then he said, "This kind of person is not only shameless, but shameless!"
Yi Ruan's complexion is also very ugly, and it's rare to see his paralyzed face showing a different expression: "I've seen it today, how can a person be such a jerk?"
Su Xia said: "How can this be described as a bastard? This is clearly despicable, shameless, obscene and disgusting, don't Bilian! How can there be such a person in this world?" The more Su Xia spoke, the more angry she became. In their hearts, Shao Qingchen had always It is the time when the Dagong selflessly taught them all, and never hid himself from them. Why is there such a big gap between the same Shao family?
Only Chi Wei remained silent with a gloomy face. Everyone knew that Shao Qingchen's punishment was probably useless.For Chi Wei, no matter how Master punishes him, as long as it is someone or something that threatens Master, he will never let it exist for more than a day.
Shao Qingchen glanced at Chi Wei, then reached out to take the court leaflet and read it.Sighing slightly, he said, "What do you guys want to do again? He's right to sue. When I left the Shao's mansion, I did steal the jade Ruyi left by grandma. And now that Yu Ruyi is still in my old house." In the community room." When I left, I was in a hurry, so I only took the live broadcast machine and Bai Lao.Thinking about it now, many things that were important to the original owner were not brought out.
For example, Yu Ruyi, which the original owner tried desperately to steal, such as the relics and photos of her parents.For example, the grandma's suicide note in his hand, and the letter sealed with the suicide note.
Shao Qingchen got up and said, "I'll go back to my original residence and get some things." In his intermittent memory, the original owner seemed to have never opened grandma's will, let alone opened that letter.It seems that grandma's Linzhong's last words are that if he can live past his 23rd birthday, he will open the letter again.Shao Qingchen suddenly remembered, that's right, grandma's last words were indeed to open it if you survived your 23rd birthday!Did the original owner's grandmother always know that the original owner may not live to be 23 years old?
Shao Qingchen raised his leg to go out, and Chi Wei immediately followed in a hurry.Fan Xiuyan yelled, "Elder brother!"
Chi Wei raised his hand and caught the remote control that Fan Xiuyan threw over. It was the remote control of his limited edition airship.Fan Xiuyan had a lot of cars, even the Lupao that Chi Wei used to pick up Shao Qingchen's fashion bully before belonged to Fan Xiuyan.Usually everyone drives his car when they go out, so he got used to it. Whoever goes out just throws away the remote control and let the brothers drive.
Shao Qingchen got into the cabin of the boat, sat in a daze for a moment, and said to Chi Wei in the cockpit, "Ah Jin, let me ask you a question..."
Chi Wei turned his head and said, "What's wrong, Master?"
Shao Qingchen said hesitantly: "... If, I mean, if the me you like is not me, will you still like me?"
Chi Wei didn't answer Shao Qingchen's question immediately, but set up the flight route of the airship, walked around in front of Shao Qingchen, wrapped his arms around him on the seat, and said, "Master, are you willing to follow me now?" Have you talked about this topic?" The smile on his face was gentle and submissive, but there was still a bit of maliciousness in his expression.
Shao Qingchen pushed Chi Wei's chest angrily, and said, "I'm telling you something serious!"
Chi Wei replied honestly: "I just like the master who is my fellow practitioner. As for the others, I don't understand and don't want to understand. As long as the master likes me too."
Shao Qingchen's face blushed, and he thought that it was indeed the fault of fellow practitioners.Just like this, it is not surprising that I develop feelings for fellow practitioners who sit down every day.It's better for some things to be invisible before they happen. He is afraid that if it does happen, it will be difficult to deal with it.
After Shao Qingchen finished asking the endless questions, he didn't care about it, and Chi Wei was left there, so he would pester Shao Qingchen to ask why.
"Then Master, do you like me?"
Shao Qingchen turned his face away and said, "Drive hard."
Chi Wei said: "This is not Lu Pao, artificial intelligence is much safer than manual operation. Master, don't avoid it, answer my question! This morning...you looked like you were going to eat me..." Chi Wei Before he finished speaking, Shao Qingchen covered his mouth with his hand, and said, "Can you not mention this matter?" He felt so ashamed when he mentioned it, and he felt ashamed to the extreme.Seduce an apprentice or something, how can this be done by a teacher?
Chi Wei took the other party's hand and held it in his palm, and said: "Why don't you let me say it? Master, you can't do this, you have to be responsible for what you do. If I hadn't resisted desperately at that time, wouldn't we have already died?" The rice is cooked..."
Shao Qingchen gagged Chi Wei's mouth again, his face was so red that he seemed to be burning.Shouted as if begging for forgiveness: "Ah Jin..."
The sound of Ah Jin made Chi Wei's heart melt. He held Shao Qingchen's hand, knelt down in front of him slowly, and said seriously: "I wish to serve you all my life and never disobey."
Shao Qingchen looked at his serious expression and smiled slightly, as if he had tacitly agreed to this relationship.There's nothing I can do if I don't acquiesce, seeing him now is like seeing a life-saving straw, especially when I wake up in the morning, as Chi Wei said, if it wasn't for his vigorous resistance, I'm afraid the consequences would be really disastrous.Shao Qingchen suddenly asked: "Ah Jin, did you take medicine for your teacher?"
"Huh?" Chi Wei looked at Shao Qingchen dumbfounded and didn't know what to say, but he also understood this feeling, because he also thought that Master had played a trick on him.At that time, my own feeling came slowly, and the master's sudden feeling of falling in love is probably even more inconceivable.So it's not surprising that he would have this idea.
Chi Wei smiled and said: "How do you know? I will poison it every day when I cook your breakfast, but unfortunately the onset is too slow, Master has not felt it. So I increased the dose yesterday, I didn't expect Master to have it so soon reacted."
Shao Qingchen looked at Chi Wei speechlessly, this brat would really shine if he gave him a little sunshine, and if he gave him a little response, he would go to the house.Shao Qingchen smiled sinisterly, and said, "Ten times, door rules, copy while leapfrogging."
Chi Wei said dejectedly: "Oh...yes, Master." Never disobey, never disobey, never disobey... Chi Wei wants to cry but has no tears, what Master said must never be disobedient, if you say leapfrog, you will be frog Jump, if you say it ten times, you can do it ten times, and you can't do it less.
The airship was parked on the public machinery lawn set up by the community where Shao Qingchen lived. Shao Qingchen and Chi Wei disembarked one after the other. When they passed the activity center of the square, they saw many old men and women doing Tai Chi and jumping in the square. Wu, when they saw him, they greeted him enthusiastically: "Hey, Xiao Shao, I haven't seen you for a long time. Hasn't the community arranged a place for you yet? How do we practice recently? This is what you taught before. Yes. Not to mention, after we practiced these things, our bodies felt much more comfortable."
Shao Qingchen also greeted them with a smile: "It will be better if you persist for a long time, and I will record another exercise for you later. Now this one can only strengthen your body, and that one can prolong your life. I will have someone send it to you some other day , you can’t hide your secrets, remember to share it with everyone!”
The old man immediately blushed with a smile: "Okay, don't worry, Xiao Shao, I'm not a secretive person! I can't hide it, hahahaha..." This is the truth, the old men and women in the community like to talk to people. To share, Shao Qingchen got a lot of delicacies cooked by aunts at that time, and they all ate them when they were teaching Tai Chi and square dancing.
Shao Qingchen looked at the old men and women in the square and said, "These... are all taught by you, Master?"
Shao Qingchen replied, "Yes, is there any question?"
Shao Qingchen pointed to the old men who were practicing Taijiquan and said, "There is nothing wrong with this phalanx." Then he pointed to the square dance not far away, and said, "...What kind of exercise is this? "
Shao Qingchen looked embarrassed. In fact, he learned square dancing with the aunts in the family courtyard near the school.Not for anything else, because the aunts organize a square dance competition, and if you win, you can get a bonus of 3000 yuan.One thousand is given to the lead dancer, and two thousand is given to the team members.Shao Qingchen was encouraged by her aunt to lead the dance.The aunt promised him [-] cents if he won, and she would also give him her share of the bonus.So Shao Qingchen led that group of aunts to win the championship in one fell swoop, and has been crowned the champion of square dancing ever since.
The hero mentioned that Yong was still high-spirited back then, but this dancing posture is too charming, a lady's dance is still very affectionate, and a young man's dancing is really not very eye-catching.It was precisely because Shao Qingchen and his group took an unusual path that they won the grand prize for the first time.In addition to the 3000 yuan bonus, the program team also gave Shao Qingchen a special reward of 1000 yuan.
Chi Wei suddenly said to Shao Qingchen: "Master, you... have suffered a lot before?"
Shao Qingchen walked forward and said, "It's okay now that I recall it, it's all over, and it's not as painful as you imagined."
Chi Wei said, "Did that uncle do it?"
Shao Qingchen said: "It can't be counted! This should all be arranged by fate. Isn't there a saying that'Heaven will send a great mission to the people, and they must first suffer their minds and minds, exhaust their muscles and bones, starve their bodies and empty their bodies' Is it? I should be the "Shenren" in this sentence, or how can I teach you these "big shots" in other people's mouths as a teacher with a whole body of theoretical knowledge?"
Chi Wei thought for a while and said, "I think it's fate."
Shao Qingchen immediately nodded in agreement: "Yes, yes, fate, fate with you, fate with cultivating immortals."
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