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After listening to Yi Xiao and the others, Shao Qingchen roughly summed it up: "So we were all lured into that cave by the basilisk, and we all went to the back of the stone forest first, but the scenes we saw were all different. When I came in, I saw a large area of ​​ghost towns. Junior brother and the others saw an oasis, and you saw a large area of ​​reeds. The human basilisk that I brought in turned into Ah Yan’s appearance, but I saw through it. So he knocked me out and dragged me in. I wonder what they brought us in for? Just to turn us into puppet snakes?"

After Chi Wei heard that Shao Qingchen was dragged in after being knocked out, he couldn't help but frowned again.

Yi Xiao said: "Master, how did you see through it? If you say that this monster is stupid, why do you want to change into the second senior brother? If you want to change, you must become a senior senior brother! If you become a senior senior brother who is seriously injured, the master will definitely not be able to see through it."

Shao Qingchen's eyes wanted to kill.

Fan Xiuyan said: "Can't you say something useful? Could it be that Master still can't see through illusions and reality?

Yi Xiao is right when she thinks about it, Master is an expert in the world!So he said: "I think their purpose should not only be to turn us into puppet snakes. The puppet snakes that lured us in at the beginning should not be real puppet snakes. Because they don't have obvious magic energy on them, and they It can create large-scale illusions. If it is just ordinary puppet snakes, they must drag us in simply and crudely, instead of using this method to lure us. After all, ordinary people must be scared to death when they encounter such monsters. What ability do you have to resist?"

Fan Xiuyan continued to tear down the stage: "This is what the big brother analyzed just now, let me tell you something new."

Yi Xiao made a face at Fan Xiuyan, and said to Chi Wei: "Okay, big brother, tell me."

Chi Wei said: "I think this should be a reminder. Someone knows that we will definitely encounter these basilisks, and we will definitely be dragged into that cave, reminding us to pay attention. Rather than being raided, it is better to let us get acquainted with the cave first." The situation at the bottom. At least we have a general idea of ​​the situation inside after running through it once. I have drawn a plan of the general situation at the bottom of the cave. Master, please see if there is anything you need to add, in case you encounter this situation again In this case, you can escape according to the route I marked in red."

Shao Qingchen took the map handed over by Chi Wei, and nodded approvingly. Their boss is indeed reliable.After spreading it out, I looked it over carefully, added a few strokes on the map, and said: "This is where we were dragged in. I think there should be more than one basilisk that specializes in dragging people in. If you are dragged Go in and try to seize the time to find a way to escape, maybe we were lucky when we went in, those monsters were not at home, so we easily escaped the pursuit of those monsters."

Chi Wei went on to say: "Even if you encounter it, don't panic. This thing also has weaknesses. The weakness of snakes is Qicun, but the human basilisk takes into account the advantages and disadvantages of humans and snakes at the same time. Qicun, throat, master these two. The important point is to preemptive strikes. Generally, there is no danger. This thing is not strong in combat power. It is necessary to pay attention to this kind of two-headed basilisk. They are quick in action and not weak in strength. Try not to deal with them when you encounter them alone. However Their powers of observation are also very strong, just to be on the safe side, everyone covered their bodies with nourishing mud to minimize the emission of breath."

In a short period of time, Chi Wei has sorted out a set of all-round strategies on how to prevent being dragged into the cave by the basilisk again. Shao Qingchen nodded and said: "Ah Jin's analysis is very comprehensive. I am afraid that what we are facing now is not only It’s these human basilisks, and there’s a big guy hiding in the dark who doesn’t know how deep he is.” Then he distributed the talisman that concealed the aura on his body to everyone: “If you don’t have time to use it, go roll in the mud. This method is simple and effective.”

Everyone nodded. Shao Qingchen summoned Zhu'er. Zhu'er looked at the mud all over their bodies and faces with disgust, and said, "I smell bad."

Yi Xiao said: "A ghost, you still care about the smell? Besides, we don't even feel disgusted when we've been stained all over."

Zhu'er said, "I'm not talking about your smell, but a bad breath."

Shao Qingchen immediately asked: "Can you tell what it is?"

The spider closed her eyes, and after a while said one word: "虺."

Shao Qingchen frowned. In Bai Lao's "Story of Foreign Objects", there are two types of 虺.One is a smaller venomous snake, and the other is a type of dragon.To be precise, the 虺 is not yet a dragon. Ancient books record that "the 虺 turns into a jiao in 500 years, the Jiao turns into a dragon in a thousand years, the dragon becomes a horned dragon in 500 years, and a Yinglong in a thousand years."

Ordinary water lizards are fairy creatures. They devote themselves to cultivation and take transforming into dragons as their inevitable goal.The blackened beetle is extremely fierce. In Bai Lao's "Story of Foreign Objects", the evil beetle is recorded as a double-headed beetle. It is said that this evil beetle can spew out poisonous flames from one end, and shoot sharp ice arrows from the other end.The whole body is black, the scales are extremely hard, and it likes to eat people. It once did evil in Nomura, and there are wandering Taoists passing by, so get rid of it.

With just a few words, Shao Qingchen couldn't tell whether the beetle was strong or weak, whether it had natural enemies, or whether it had weaknesses. Even its appearance and morphological characteristics were only known as a double-headed black skin with hard scales.Old Bai is really not serious and careful, and the records in "Story of Foreign Objects" are also very simple and abnormal, without any constructive reference.

Shao Qingchen closed the book, looked up at the surrounding environment, and said to Zhu'er: "Zhu'er, are we in an illusion now?"

Spider snorted coldly, and said: "No matter what kind of illusion, I will break it by itself." This is not his conceit, the thousand-faced spider king is the originator of illusion, not to mention that he is a ghost that has been dead for thousands of years. , After his death, he practiced Thousand Faced Spider Soul for thousands of years.Although he is very weak now, when the hallucinogen meets a more advanced hallucinogen, the illusion created by the former will be self-defeating.

Shao Qingchen asked: "Then can you tell who the hallucinogen is? Or is he the asshole you mentioned?"

Zhu'er shook her head and said, "This man is very powerful, I can't detect his aura. But I can guarantee that he won't use illusion to confuse you again."

Shao Qingchen nodded, and grasped two pieces of information from Zhu'er's words. One was that this "big guy" was a person, and the other was that this person didn't seem to have much hostility.So he looked at the others: "What do you think?"

Chi Wei said: "Go back first, take a shower and change clothes."

Everyone nodded unanimously to express their approval, and the mud rolled all over the hole, and everyone exuded a stinky smell.Fortunately, Fan Xiuyan's luxury car had enough water for daily use. Although they couldn't let them take a good bath, there was still water for cleaning and scrubbing their bodies.So everyone went back the same way, and came to the back of the stone forest again, which was the place where their illusion appeared.Now there are no ghost towns, oases, and reed marshes, which are obviously dilapidated burial pits.

In the burial pit were the remains of basilisks, human bones, and the remains of various unknown animals.Everyone's faces were full of horror, and the goosebumps on their bodies began to twitch again.Yi Xiao, who was always used to seeing scary scenes, felt a little nauseous. Judging by the scale of the wreckage here, it should have been accumulated for at least decades.

Shao Qingchen waved his hand and said, "Let's go!" These people should be the failures of those puppet basilisks. Seeing how clean their flesh was eaten, he guessed that it should be the asshole.It seems that they are going to make a big deal on this trip. If this asshole is not killed, more explorers will die.

It's just that Shao Qingchen still couldn't understand these explorers, knowing that this is the Valley of Death, why do you still rush to die one after another?And it's still a group to die!However, there are only a small number of people who have successfully entered Death Valley. Over the past few decades, countless explorers have come to Death Valley, but less than one-tenth of them have successfully entered.Others either got lost and had to go back the way they came, or couldn't find the real entrance to Death Valley at all.

Shao Qingchen felt that it was also thanks to the person who set up the illusion formation, and he couldn't figure out whether this person was an enemy or a friend.Whether it is an enemy or a friend, we must investigate clearly this time.

Everyone returned to the station exhausted. Fan Xiuyan pressed a few buttons on the bridge, a digital sound played, and a bathroom with white curtains appeared in front of them.The bathroom is divided into left and right, but it can be used for two people to take a bath at the same time.

Shao Qingchen couldn't help admiring: "It's still a high-tech product that is thoughtful. In fact, I want to know the purpose of having a bathroom in the vehicle?" Is it for the convenience of the boat?Shao Qingchen didn't have the nerve to say the latter sentence.Here are basically his juniors. Although they are older than him in age, their seniority is there after all.So in most cases, Shao Qingchen would choose to pretend to be deep.

Everyone understood hehehe, Fan Xiuyan signaled the two elders to wash first.Shao Qingchen was not polite to them, and walked in first.There was the sound of splashing water in the bathroom, although Chi Wei's expression was still calm and smiling, but there was a trace of unnaturalness in his eyes.This feeling is very subtle, Chi Wei doesn't want to think about when this feeling started, let alone what it means.He could only tell himself again and again, that was his master, his master, his master.After three silent recitations, Chi Wei's breath became a little smoother.

Ten minutes later, Shao Qingchen shouted, "Ah Jin, help me bring in my pajamas!"

Chi Wei had no choice but to get up, first washed his hands, and then searched for pajamas in Shao Qingchen's suitcase.Chi Wei handed his pajamas and a pair of white lamb-patterned underwear to the bathroom, and shouted: "Master, pajamas."

Shao Qingchen said: "You come in, why are you all old men so embarrassed?"

Chi Wei's face was full of helplessness, and his calm breath became chaotic again.But he opened the curtain and walked in.Shao Qingchen turned his face to look at him, and said, "Why are you still wearing clothes? Take it off quickly, come here, and help Master rub his back."

Chi Wei: ...

Ever since the last time the audience randomly pulled CP, Shao Qingchen seemed to get along with him more and more calmly.In fact, this is not a good sign, it shows that Shao Qingchen has no ghosts in his heart.But what is he looking forward to?Chi Wei was speechless, he really didn't know what happened to him, why he didn't know when he had such dirty thoughts towards Master.Is it because Master sits with him every night?Or is it because the master is good-looking?

Chi Wei looked at the young man in front of him, with fair and smooth skin, a narrow waist, slender and powerful thighs, well-proportioned body proportions and a perfectly shaped buttocks curve.The facial features are straight and handsome, especially the moist and plump lips, which must be very soft to hold.Chi Wei couldn't help but dry his throat, Master really looks good.

Shao Qingchen handed him a bath towel and said, "Why are you in a daze? Come on, come on and rub it for me. I don't know what's in the mud. It's better to wash it off."

Chi Wei helped Shao Qingchen scrub slowly, and after a while, he asked, "Master, how is your strength?"

Shao Qingchen said: "What do you think? Didn't you eat? It's too light... Use a little more... Use a little more... Don't feel sorry for me too much. That's right, that's it. Come again... Use more... Mmm ...comfortable...well..."

Chi Wei: ...

He felt that his whole body was not well, and the heat went straight to his lower body.He wished he could directly cover Master's mouth with his hand, but he didn't dare to do such a rebellious thing.Or simply cover his lips with his mouth so that he can no longer make any soundヾ(≧▽≦*)o, but he can't even do this kind of deceitful behavior qaq.Chi Wei's whole body was about to collapse, so he could only focus on wiping his master's back.

But the matter of wiping the master's back is fundamentally a fantasy, because as long as he lowers his head, he can see the smooth and white back of the master, the soft curve of the waist, and the upturned, white buttocks.Let the flowing water pass through the deep and compact gully, Chi Wei suddenly felt that if he gently opened the gully...

Chi Wei raised his hand and slapped himself with a "slap".

Shao Qingchen turned his head inexplicably, and asked, "What's the matter, Jin?"

Chi Wei said calmly with a smile on his face: "It's nothing, Master, there are mosquitoes."

Shao Qingchen said, "Is there a mosquito in the bathroom? Can it fly?"

Chi Wei said: "Mosquitoes in the desert are more shameless..."

Shao Qingchen said: "That's right, the mosquitoes in the wild are more ferocious than those in the urban area." After saying that, Shao Qingchen turned his body around again, Chi Wei tried his best to restrain the prehistoric power in his body, and carefully moved Shao Qingchen His back was rubbed clean.In the end, he couldn't help but touch his back lightly, the silkiness of the tentacles immediately broke Chi Wei's prehistoric strength that he had endured for a long time.He put the towel on the towel rack and said, "Master, I'm done rubbing. You continue to wash, I'm going out first."

Just as Chi Wei took a step, Shao Qingchen grabbed him back and said, "What are you doing out there, I'm done washing, I'm going out, you go ahead, do you want me to rub your back for you?"

Chi Wei twisted his body to one side, and said: "...No need, I can do it myself."

With a suspicious expression on his face, Shao Qingchen walked around Chi Wei and walked up to him and said, "What's the matter?" But he saw an Optimus Prime standing there with a golden sword on his horse.

Shao Qingchen: ...

Chi Wei: ...

Shao Qingchen coughed dryly, and said, "Young man, you really are full of blood! Take it easy on your own, I'll go first." Then he threw the bath towel to Chi Wei, put on his pajamas and went out.

Chi Wei shook his head with a helpless smile, turned the water to cold, poured cold water down, and quenched the fire no matter how hot it was.He wanted to rub Master's bath towel, but the faint shame in his heart warned him: No!May!insult!disgrace!division!father!Thus, Chi Wei, who was self-inflicted, was poured with cold water to cool down his heart.

In the cabin, Yixiao is playing with various inflorescences that he recorded in the underground cave.From desert silhouettes to underground caves, I just went outside to record the desolation and desolation of the desert at dusk.

He plans to cut these things into a documentary special, after all, they are the first people to come out of Death Valley alive.For Yi Xiao, who loves to explore, this is enough for him to show off in the circle for half his life.He intends to try to make these scattered shots into a documentary film that is not bad, and maybe it will be popular in the circle for a while.

Unfortunately, for the audience, their so-called adventures are nothing but staged shots with adequate props.Even if Death Valley is actually filmed, everyone will only believe that the big ones in the live broadcast room just walked around Death Valley, and the rest were all shot in the studio.There are even people asking for the address of the film studio, whether it is open to the public, asking for a ticket to visit the studio at a high price, etc...

Although Yi Xiao was helpless, but the master said, this situation is the best, no need to explain.Yi Xiao also understands that if this kind of thing is revealed to the world, it will undoubtedly cause panic.Although there are still many people who believe in these true and false ghosts and gods, there are also many people who claim that they have run into ghosts.But after all, there are very few people who believe it. Even if you say it is true, I am afraid that everyone will think you are sick.

After everyone took a shower, Yi Xiao distributed the compressed food they brought to everyone to eat.Because the boat is too crowded to sleep so many people, everyone still has to sleep in the tent behind the boulder.It's just that someone is destined to not be able to sleep well this night, double sleeping bags or something, who came up with the idea?Needless to say, it's Yi Xiao again!Chi Wei tossed and turned and rolled until the middle of the night before falling asleep, and he slept very restlessly that night, for fear that he would do something outrageous to Master in his sleep.

Shao Qingchen slept well, and the more he slept, the more comfortable he became, until he woke up and found that he was nestled in the arms of his eldest apprentice, and the two Optimus Primes were touching each other.

Shao Qingchen bounced away abruptly, and said, "Sure enough, they are all young men with fresh blood, so embarrassing..."

A blush subconsciously surfaced on Chi Wei's face, he cleared his throat, and said, "Good morning, Master."

Shao Qingchen said: "Morning... Well, don't feel embarrassed. The normal physiological phenomenon of every young man, it's nothing, it's nothing, hahahahaha..."

Yi Xiao, who had been waiting for a long time, held up the broadcaster and said, "Master, senior brother, I have a masturbation cup, do you want to use it?"

Chi Wei: ...

Shao Qingchen: ...

Looking at Shihua's master and senior brother on the spot, Yi Xiao rubbed the back of her head and said, "This...is a normal physiological need of young people! Besides, I am a clean-spirited person and I don't like casual dating. Using a masturbation cup is not the easiest and most effective method?"

Shao Qingchen: ...

Chi Wei: ...

With an expression of "did I say something wrong" on Yi Xiao's face, she turned off the live broadcast machine that was recording.Master and brother are good everywhere, but they are too shy.Isn't it just a masturbation cup?What's there to be ashamed of?

For some reason, Shao Qingchen thanked Yi Xiao who suddenly came out to relieve the embarrassment.Then I got up and went to the toilet, where I stayed for ten minutes.After coming out, Chi Wei went to the toilet again, and stayed there for more than ten minutes.

Outside the tent, Yizhen was roasting a young wild boar.Shao Qingchen asked in surprise, "Where do wild boars come from in the desert?"

Su Xia replied: "We didn't sleep well last night. We got up early in the morning and took the spiders to hunt. There are spiders who are not afraid of encountering basilisks. There is a Populus euphratica forest over there, and there is a large Populus euphratica forest on the other side of the stone forest. We When I went there, I happened to meet a herd of wild boars, so I caught one back and roasted it for everyone’s breakfast. Master, Yizhen’s barbecue skills are not bad. Our family has pigs, and he used to roast them for me.”

Shao Qingchen rubbed the soreness all over his body. After a tossing afternoon yesterday, he felt even more uncomfortable after sleeping all night.There is an underground river in the area of ​​Xindao, so it is not surprising to have Populus euphratica forest.The presence of wild boars indicates that there is a water source nearby. Although it will not form an oasis, a small ecological forest is very likely to exist.Shao Qingchen guessed that the reason why no one had discovered the Populus euphratica forest before was that it was separated by illusions or barriers.Previously, the landforms here should have been randomly combined by phantoms, so the rumors around Death Valley are not unfounded.

Shao Qingchen smelled the smell of barbecue, and said, "Let me taste my junior brother's cooking."

Yi Yu cut a pork leg for Shao Qingchen, Shao Qingchen took a bite of the pork leg, and praised him sincerely: "Young brother can open a small restaurant if you don't do business in the future, maybe you can still make money by then." Less." It has to be said that the meat of this young pig was roasted very tenderly, and it left a fragrance on the lips and teeth after one bite.

Su Xia said: "I think so too." As the spokesperson of Yizhen, Su Xia will answer all questions for that boring gourd.These two people, one lively and the other sullen, are a good match.

Yi Xiao gnawed at the pig's heart while filming, and said: "My uncle's skills are not limited to these, he can also plow the fields. There are many vegetables grown in the garden of Yi's old house, all of which were planted by my uncle. "

The two local tyrants live a life of small farmers, which is called sentimental.

With Yi Ruan's skill, several people ate a roasted wild boar.Wild boars are not big, and they are not considered suckling pigs. They should still belong to young pigs.

After eating, everyone sat down to discuss how to go deep into Death Valley for a while. The real Death Valley is a large canyon, and the entrance of Death Valley is about a few hundred meters away from the burial pit.If that burial was the hors d'oeuvres, what was the real Death Valley meal waiting for them?