The love rival in the entertainment industry always wants to attack me

"The person I like" is an image that suddenly appeared in Tu Yan's mind.At first it was a dark shadow, indistinguishable between beauty, ugliness and male and female; it seemed to descend from the sky, domineeringly straddling Tu Yan's ceremony.

Tu Yan always thought that it should be Jiang Yi.

However, at the moment when he touched Wen Li's skin, he discovered in a panic that the black shadow gradually became clear.It became wider and taller, and gradually took on the appearance of a little history.

Tu Ershao was terrified.

Tu Yan asked himself that he was not the seed of infatuation, the years he had been secretly in love with Jiang Yi had already been the unique love in his life.But even so, intellectually, he still felt that it wouldn't be strange if he moved on one day.After all, it is just a thought, without real suffering and sweetness, it will be nothing more than three to five years, who can persist in a normal person for a lifetime?

However, even if he empathizes, the object cannot be Wenli!

Just because of this, Tu Yan, who didn't pretend that the sky was falling, lost sleep.Early the next morning, when he was listlessly wearing a pair of national treasure eyes and went to the restaurant for dinner, he happened to meet Wenli.Wen Li hadn't had time to say "Morning", but Er Shao Tu jumped three feet high in fright, the dinner plate fell to the ground with a "bang", and ran away like a ghost.

Wen Li was stunned, and was at a loss for the whole meal.

However, it is impossible for Tu Yan to hide from the news all the time, and soon, the opening ceremony for Director Yan Da to choose an auspicious day arrived.

At noon the day before the opening ceremony, Yan Zhan booked the most distinctive restaurant in H City, and invited the entire crew to have a meal together.The price of this restaurant is not expensive for Tu Ershao, but it is not cheap for the working people.

Tu Yan was a little surprised that the money fan's speech guide was willing to spend a lot of money, and he quietly asked Xia Ye: "Sister, why did the iron cock pluck its hair?"

Xia Ye didn't even raise his eyelids: "It's the first time you told Yan Zhan that you didn't know that this meal is usually called a "decapitated meal" by the crew. Because this meal will probably become a meal that you can eat before the whole drama is finished. A good last meal. Isn’t there a custom in our country to be a full ghost.” After she finished speaking, she patted Tu Yan’s shoulder sympathetically: “Eat more, otherwise you will regret it in a few days. "

Tu Yan: "...But why did he choose noon? The full sun and the dead ghost will also have their souls blown away in the sun."

Xia Ye smiled: "The opening ceremony is scheduled for 1:[-] tomorrow morning. It is said that someone has calculated it, and it can't be missed by one minute. In this way, the staff of the logistics team and the props team will have to start preparations in the middle of the night. What about dinner? It’s impossible to have a good drink of guillotin.”

A logistics assistant passing by had no expression on his face: "Could it be enough for lunch? Don't be ridiculous, we will hurry up to catch up on sleep after dinner."

"After all, the days of hell have entered the countdown again."

Probably because he was frightened by director Yan Da's rumors of ghosts and animals, Tu Yan didn't even think about it that night.Almost as soon as his hair touched the pillow, he fell asleep hastily.At five o'clock in the morning, Xia Ye finally got Tu Er Shao to open the door almost by smashing it.She had finished washing and washing, and hurriedly pulled up Tu Yan who was trying to fall into the pillow of sin again: "Don't sleep, it's too late!"

Tu Yan almost put the phone under her nose angrily: "There are still two hours, two hours! The opening ceremony is not held in the next city!"

Xia Ye waved his hand away lightly: "It's not a matter of distance, silly boy, you have to dress up radiantly and best 360 degrees without any dead ends before you dare to go to the ceremony, otherwise, what do you think Yan Zhan will do to you?"

After finishing speaking, she ignored Tu Yan's struggle, firmly pressed him on the chair, and roared towards the door: "Where is the makeup artist, why is he dawdling outside!"

After Xia Ye ruthlessly poured cold water on her face (that is, washing her face), Tu Yan had no choice but to wake up no matter how sleepy she was.At this time, he looked at himself in the mirror blankly, and the makeup artist seemed to want to draw a voluptuous eyeliner on him.Tu Yan, who has never pasted so many things on her face in her life, finally couldn't help muttering: "Just a little bit every day will be fine."

"Oh baby, that's not going to work." The makeup artist let his little finger lightly swipe the end of Tu Yan's eyebrows as if teasing, and said happily: "I have to guarantee that you can go on camera directly after the opening ceremony. Otherwise, on this first day, neither of us will have a good time."

Tu Yan calculated according to his words, and found that Yan Zhan seemed to enter the filming stage non-stop after the opening ceremony, and didn't even intend to give him any breathing room.This intense schedule made Tu Yan, who was filming for the first time, a little at a loss. He glanced at Xia Ye for help, and blurted out: "...Sister, why don't you wear makeup?"

Xia Ye: "..."

Tu Ershao's memory may not be as good as a fish's, and he put all his nervousness and confusion behind him without even seven seconds.Xia Ye didn't follow his brain circuit in a daze, and hesitated for a few seconds before gritting his molars and said, "I don't need to be on camera, what's the matter without makeup! Besides, even if I don't have makeup, wouldn't I wake up earlier than you? What is so unbalanced about you!"

Tu Yan shrank her neck reflexively from her yelling, and the makeup artist who was drawing a delicate line on his lower eyeliner shook his hands, turning the lower eyeliner into dark circles.The makeup artist gave Xia Ye a hard look, and the condemnation in it was self-evident: "You don't have anyone else to take with you? Anyway, let's take a look, don't go wrong this day."

The phrase "someone else" immediately caused Tu Yan's thoughts to be drawn to Wen Li, his expression suddenly collapsed, and his heart seemed to be pulled hard by a hand.There are no more days that can be escaped. "Old Things in Changping" will be filmed for several months, and he has to stay on the set almost all the time, not to mention that he and Wen Li have so many rival scenes.Is it necessary to let this strange thing develop?

Seeing that he was unhappy, the makeup artist would comfort him in a wrong way: "It's okay, just remove the heavy makeup here, just touch up the base makeup a little bit and it will be fine..."

Tu Yan looked blankly at his funny self in the mirror, and thought inappropriately: Yes, the omens of the past few months are still so bad.

No one dared to be late for the opening ceremony at [-]:[-].

At the gate of the exquisite garden house, there is an incense table that looks like an antique.The old wooden table was too old, and the four legs were a little shaky.On the incense table are incense burners and incense, roast chicken and roast suckling pig, snacks and fruits, all arranged in an orderly and aesthetically pleasing manner.It's just that the incense table looks a bit overwhelmed, and Tu Yan always suspects that it will collapse.

"Don't worry, Director Yan uses it every time, nothing will happen." Xia Ye said leisurely, "Mascot, this broken table is Yan Zhan's treasure."

Tu Yan nodded half-understanding: "Teacher Yan is quite superstitious, but there are neither clay sculptures nor portraits in front of this case, who are we asking for?"

Xia Ye shrugged: "I don't know who to worship, it's just a tradition, it's just for auspiciousness. Maybe some god just passed by and ate the sacrifice, so let's bless us. Well, we have to talk about the incense table, the old thing, What a spirit."

...Tu Yan always felt that they were collectively playing a pen fairy.

As soon as [-]:[-] arrived, the director said a few words and lit firecrackers with his own hands.After the [-] rings of the whip were set off, everyone began to burn incense in batches by stepping on the red confetti all over the floor, and it was impossible to tell if they were happy or not.First is the main creator, followed by the main actors.The male and female protagonists in the first place - Wen Li and Lin Zi - stood in front of the incense table together, but Yan Zhan flew behind and accurately picked Tu Yan out of the crowd: "You go up with them .”

Tu Yan: "This is inappropriate, I'm not..."

Yan Zhan: "It's not what you are, you are! Stop talking nonsense, hurry up, and stand on the other side of Wenli!"

Tu Yan had no choice but to succumb to the coercion of the director, lit incense and stood in front of the case.It's a pity that the god who ate the sacrifice today may be an old-fashioned one, and he sternly resisted this unconventional behavior--Tu Yan's incense was half burned and broke.

Yan Zhan was stunned for three seconds, then growled in a low voice: "Who bought the incense, tell him to kneel in the corner and repent after he's done!"

And this is not over yet.

After the incense is served, the next step is to serve the offerings.In fact, there is no need to move much, just let the protagonists use a fancy kitchen knife to cut the meat.The leading trio stepped forward to pick up the kitchen knife and dropped it on the roast suckling pig in the center.

When cutting, they used some force.Because although this pig doesn't ask for any kind of cut, it must have a knife edge anyway.And the three of them held a knife together, and the force and angle were very awkward. A little more force was needed to ensure that the slightly hard roasted pigskin could be cut with one knife.

It has to be said that this is a technical job.

It was heard that the roast suckling pig was cut smoothly with the presence of this former professional cook, but before they had time to smile, they heard an ominous noise clearly.

It seemed to be the sound of wood breaking.

The staff near the incense table swarmed up to support the old table, so the tragedy of "sacrifices" scattered all over the ground did not happen.And the three people who just moved the knife were all stunned, Lin Zi said to himself very seriously: "God, am I actually a hidden master, did I finally get through the second channel of Ren and Du just now--I know all about it." Hitting cattle across the mountain!"

Next, with a stinking face, Yan Zhan distributed red envelopes to everyone, and finally fooled the start-up ceremony.The boys who carried the table were sweating profusely, and under the guidance of the producer teacher, they moved the incense table that had died of death to a place where the director could not see it, and let it rest in the ground.As for the offerings, anyway, I don't know if there are any "fairies" to eat, so I decided to have a daughter Xu Baijia, and the table was cheaper.

Not long after, Tu Yan began to believe that the table might really be psychic, and that it might really be able to invite "immortals".

... From the various unsatisfactory start-up ceremonies, he should have thought of it long ago.After all, the god of decline is also a god.