Through the ancient dark horse strategy

Ye Xiao quietly slipped into Mo Yue's room, the sound of water rushing behind the screen, that evildoer was indeed taking a bath!

The old rascal Ye Xiaoyi approached the screen secretly, Xiao Mo has grown up like this in this life, how *should such a beautiful man strip naked and take a bath?

The more Ye Xiaoyi thought about it, the more he felt like a villain, but when he thought of Xiao Mo inside, he couldn't help but stick his eyes to the gap in the screen to peek.This is incredible to see...

What caught the eye was a blue down feather glowing with the light of jewels, fluttering and flapping, and there were colorful eye pupils on the feather, this... this is the peacock feather!Could it be that Mo Yue is not human?

Ye Xiaoyi turned to look at Mo Yue who was enjoying himself in the pool with his eyes closed. He leaned on the steps of the pool as if he was doing handwork?He...his hair turned blue and spread out on the pool water, and there were colorful peacock eyes at the end of his hair!He really is a peacock...

Ye Xiaoyi observed carefully, and found that the blue feather screen was indeed growing from his back, so this is... the peacock's screen?

Ye Xiaoyi immediately covered his mouth to prevent himself from laughing out loud!

It's really hard to find anywhere, and it's easy to get here, Mo Yue is actually a birdman!One of the seven blue peacocks in his upper realm!

That is to say, as long as Mo Yue is conquered, the oiran can easily capture everything!What is Xiao Mo's fate?He was a dragon son in his previous life, and later he became an emperor, but in this life he is one of the seven palaces!What a blessing...

Ye Xiaoyi pouted his ass, and continued to peek at his CP-bound Mo Yue from the crack of the screen doing handwork.He heard from others that peacocks will open their tails when they are in heat, but he did not expect that the birdmen in the Seven Palaces would automatically open their tails when doing manual work.

Ye Xiaoyi thought that when he was with Mo Yue in the future, Mo Yue would open this gleaming peacock screen, laughing to death, hahaha...

But what exactly are these blue down feathers made of?Why is every strand glowing like a jewel?It was even more dazzling than the blue golden velvet sold by his father, Ye Xiaoyi suddenly wanted to touch Mo Yue's feathers...

Ye Xiaoyi thought so, and he did so.Mo Yue's blue hair spread all over the floor, Ye Xiaoyi squatted down and pulled out a tail feather with purple eyes at the end.

Unexpectedly, as soon as Ye Xiaoyi stood up, Mo Yue hissed and opened his eyes.At the same time, Ye Xiaoyi also found that he had torn off Mo Yue's hair.

Ye Xiaoyi held a purple peacock feather in his hand, and stood up to apologize: "Moyue, I'm sorry, I... I secretly came to see you taking a bath, and even plucked your hair. Well, do you want to look back? ?”

After Ye Xiaoyi finished speaking, he also felt that he was quite a hooligan, but he just wanted to provoke Mo Yue to see how tolerant this person was towards him?

The corners of Mo Yue's mouth twitched, and he closed the beautiful and glowing blue peacock screen in an instant, retracted the nearly two-meter-long tail feathers, and shook Ye Xiaoyi's face with water.

Ye Xiaoyi wiped his face, and when he opened his eyes again, Mo Yue was already standing in front of him, well dressed.

Mo Yue's tail had been put away and disappeared, leaving only a blue feather still hanging on his body.Ye Xiaoyi thought it was amazing, where did he get such long tail feathers?After going to bed, I have to study and study.

Mo Yue stared at this little rascal with her red phoenix eyes, hooked her lips, and just said, "What did you see just now?"

He rushed over with lightning speed, trying to snatch the peacock feather from Ye Xiaoyi's hand.

Fortunately, Ye Xiaoyi held onto it tightly, quickly took a few steps back, and said knowingly: "I didn't see anything, I won't spread it, don't worry!"

Mo Yue squinted her eyes and rushed over again, continuing to grab: "Give it back to me!"

Ye Xiaoyi grabbed hold of the peacock feathers, hid behind him, and shouted, "What will happen if you give me one? You have so many!"

Mo Yue walked around behind this little rascal to snatch it, and put his arms around him, making Ye Xiaoyi laugh desperately: "You took the initiative to hug me!"

Mo Yue narrowed her eyes and patted the rascal rabbit's buttocks, pushed him to the ground, and snatched her peacock feather back.Then he slapped his butt for a while, gritted his teeth and said, "Little bastard, you can get out!"

He even dared to pull out the feathers of this hall, he wanted to go to heaven!

Ye Xiaoyi was very sensible, he stared at Mo Yue's blue hair full of feathers with a smile, and silently backed away.Just now he secretly plucked another bird feather!I am really too smart, hahaha...

Ye Xiaoyi, who secretly hid one of Mo Yue's blue feathers, ran to ask Fatty Ah Fu: "If the feathers of the Seventh Hall were pulled out, why would they chase them back?"

Fatty Ah Fu hissed: "Who dares to pluck the feathers of the Seventh Palace? However, if you get the feathers from the Seventh Palace, you can use this to marry the Seventh Palace."

Ye Xiaoyi's jaw dropped in shock: "Whether you are male, female, old or young? Isn't it pitiful if you lose your hair? Anyone who finds a peacock feather must be married!"

Fatty Ah Fu said: "That's not true. The feathers that fall from the Seventh Palace are collected by special personnel. Because the long feathers are too obvious, beautiful and golden, and they are usually not lost.

In ancient times, there was not only one Highness the Blue Peacock God, but there were many other Highnesses.At that time, the male peahen had sex with the female peahen.After they are combined, they will give away the most beautiful tail feather on their body as a token.With this tail plume, the female peahen can ask for marriage with the male peahen.

Since then, the tradition of being able to ask for marriage with the feathers on a male peacock has been passed down.But where can ordinary people get the tail feathers of the Seven Palaces? "

I got it!Ye Xiaoyi asked: "How can you tell whether these bird feathers belong to Qidian? What if they don't admit it? Also, the peacock feathers on Mr. Coach's head are also from Qidian?"

Fatty Ah Fu wondered: "You don't even know about this? The feathers on the coach's head are cut off at the root and issued by the upper realm. This kind of quill has no pores and no smell.

But the feathers that Qidian plucked from his body had roots, and the quills would also hide the smell of that highness, which cannot be denied. "

Ye Xiaoyi was so happy, so he could still force Mo Yue to marry him?

But when he ran to find Mo Yue, the bird man, Mo Yue ran away and left a "Letter to the Little Rabbit": "Little bastard, I know you like me. But you stole my feathers and wanted to force you to It is wrong for me to get married. As a teacher, leave first. When will you graduate from the hooligan class, come to me again.

Looking forward to your transformation.Mo Yue left a message. "

Tsk, this birdman actually escaped marriage?Ye Xiaoyi raised the golden blue feather in his hand to look at it again and again, and finally said: "Forget it, I'd better graduate from the Renguan first, and then go find that guy to have sex. Now it's still Shape is important."

At this time, Ye Xiaoyi didn't know that with Mo Yue, he could become the most beautiful white peacock in the world.If Mo Yue knew that this rogue rabbit had such a bloodline, he would definitely not let His Highness Fang Tian have the opportunity to get close to this little white rabbit.

Ye Xiaoyi continued to attend classes in the office day after day, and the beautiful instructor held a pair of skulls to demonstrate in class: "Do you think the skull is beautiful? It's not beautiful at all, right? There is no full heaven (frontal muscle), and Don't rely on your own skull for a straight nose, these places are all made of meat.

These two places don't grow well, I can only blame the flesh on your face for not being thick enough to shape it.Skinny example, such as Ye Xiaotu, do you think he is beautiful? "

There was a burst of laughter from the audience, Ye Xiaoyi resigned himself to doing negative teaching materials on the ground.

This beauty's lectures are quite interesting, she can teach him well, and she still remembers his name.Ye Xiaoyi didn't mind being humorous with the beauty.

The beauty coach continued: "If your skull looks like this skull, I will stick a lump of mud to the sky (the forehead between the hairline and the brow bone), and from the side view, the entire forehead will be a full arc. The shape of the hillside is very beautiful, which is called the fullness of the heaven.

The unfull forehead is like Ye Xiaotu's. From the side view, the forehead is steep and straight down, very steep.But Xiaotu, come and touch the forehead and skull of this top-rank student, how do you feel? "

Ye Xiaoyi said bluntly: "The skull is no different, his forehead is full, just because his forehead is fleshy, it's all meat. It's about a finger thick, and the flesh on his forehead extends to the root of the nose, connecting the root of the nose. Close it up, forming a pair of imposing and straight handsome nose."

The beautiful instructor nodded and said: "That's right, the skulls of top-rank students and low-rank students don't differ much in terms of skull shape, but the difference between a flat nose and a straight nose is only in whether they will be plump or not.

If I paste a lump of mud on the little rabbit's forehead, he will have a full heaven.I put another lump of mud on the base of the rabbit's nose, and the height of the forehead and the base of the nose will be even, and the bridge of the nose will be straightened.

Xiaotu's snub nose is not because his nose wings are not high enough, but because the base of the nose is too low, causing the slope to be too gentle, which makes it unattractive, and also unattractive from the side view.Do you understand? "

From then on, Ye Xiaoyi started his fattening journey.

According to the beautiful coach, he needs to grow a finger-thick flesh on his face, and his whole body needs to be rounded in order to have a "base" to shape.

The entire intensive fat-raising process also requires precise control of the growth direction of the meat everywhere on the body, so it cannot be evenly distributed and grow all over the body.It can only grow where it should grow, such as the forehead, such as the root of the nose, such as the laughing muscles, such as the buttocks, etc.

Ye Xiaoyi spent most of the day sitting cross-legged, pinching his face in the mirror.

Cross-legged cuts and slows down the second half.Increase blood circulation in the upper body and head.In this way, thickening of the legs can be avoided, and body and face can be enlarged instead.

When sitting cross-legged, straighten the waist and stretch the neck as much as possible, which can accelerate the burning of abdominal fat, thin belly and thin neck.The protein that can be supplemented by food can be accurately distributed to the chest cavity and face.

Ye Xiaoyi's upper body still looked like ribs, which looked very scary, and it was time to add a layer of thin meat to wrap it up.The flesh on the face requires more precise control.

The beauty coach said that raising the eyebrows can activate the forehead muscles, and with food supplements, it can make it plump up quickly, instead of desperately growing lines.

But raising his eyebrows every day, Ye Xiaoyi was afraid that he would develop a habit of raising his eyebrows at every turn in the future, and he would definitely get forehead lines by then.

So Ye Xiaoyi tried his best to pinch the muscles on his face like clay, gather them in the direction you want them to grow, and pinch his face.

In this way, not only can the forehead be rounded and the nose straightened, it is said that even lying silkworms can be squeezed out. Of course, the premise is to supplement protein desperately.

Ye Xiaoyi was busy adjusting his shape to the mirror every day, making round what should be round, shooting straight what should be straight, and he didn't dare to be lazy at all.

Because only the artificial intervention starts from the "base" of the muscle group, in the long run, they will grow in the set direction like a small sapling.If you want to be straight, you can be straight, if you want to bend, you can bend.

But if the length is poor, it is difficult to correct.Renguan's hell training method is to throw you directly to the "degenerate gym" and let you practice again.Ye Xiaoyi didn't want to suffer, nor did he want to waste all his previous efforts, so he could only be diligent and honest.

As time passed day after day, Ye Xiaoyi was so bored that he found some books to read.While exercising the facial muscles, I read the history books and miscellaneous books of the Blue Peacock Kingdom, and I read everything.

Then when the cabinet scholar couldn't bear to read such a dry history book, he started simple creation by using the method he used to write poems and fus when he was taking the number one scholar exam.

It's time to write a catchy, well-organized, rhyming epic for the Blue Peacock Kingdom.There are no conclusive historical textbooks such as "Three Character Classic" and "Homer's Epic".Ye Xiaoyi started writing the first part.

One autumn and winter passed, Ye Xiaoyi hid in his single dormitory hut to shape and create.

When he finally condensed a thick stack of history books into a 2000-word epic, Ye Xiaoyi stretched himself, walked out of the gate, and met the long-lost sunshine.

At this time, Ye Xiaoyi's whole body had become white and beautiful.It has a full forehead, a high nose bridge, deep eye sockets (the eyes are sunken purely because the surrounding area is high), crystal lying silkworms, and sweet apple muscles. (Like a □□beauty)

There is also a slender neck, round buttocks, slender girlish arms and long straight legs, and the whole person has transformed into a great beauty.

Fatty Ah Fu passed by with the roster, and was taken aback when he saw Ye Xiaoyi, whom he hadn't seen for a long time: "...Little rabbit? What a man's [-]th transformation."

Ye Xiaoyi smiled: "I came out to sign up for the Oiran Competition in Baique Tower, who will the Renguan send? Lu Yushu?"

Fatty Ah Fu nodded: "Yes, he is the best. If you want to go, you have to defeat him. Each pavilion can only send one person to compete in Baiquelou, and there is no exception for any pavilion.

Although you are better than before, you have only entered the ranks of top-grade beauties.Lu Yushu is the pinnacle of beauties, the museum owner will not allow you to replace him. "

Ye Xiaoyi also knew how good-looking Lu Yushu was, that's why he was so jealous when Lu Yushu was Mo Yue's student in the past, even if he was a clown, he wanted to win Mo Yue's attention.

Ye Xiaoyi nodded and said: "Then I won't sign up. I will find a way to get the quota for Baiquelou by myself, not in the name of Renguan."

Fatty Ah Fu is still very friendly, and Ye Xiaotu has been his rich man these years: "If you need help, the owner and I will support you."

Ye Xiaoyi threw away the "Epic of the Blue Peacock Kingdom" in his hand, what he needed was his father's help, he wanted to become famous quickly with this book.

Although he himself opened a small library a year ago, he can sell his own books.But this promotion is too small, he needs to use his father's contacts in the business field to promote this book and make him famous quickly!As a special case player, he entered Baiquelou.

Ye Xiaoyi has lived in Ren Guan for so long, this is the first time he packed his bags and went home, planning to find his father as a backer!

It's a pity that Ye Xiaoyi only knows that his home is in Blue Sparrow Valley, but he has never been back, and he doesn't know where the door opens.

The groom said that he didn't know Shengda Cloth Village or the Ye family, that's when Ye Xiaoyi realized that something had happened!He is lost in his hometown!

Ye Xiaoyi got out of the carriage and looked around, but there was no one he knew. Now that Fatty Ah Fu is not around, and there is no flying pigeon to pass on a letter to call, why not just ask someone: Do you know me?Do you know where my home is?

Ye Xiaoyi really did this, but in the end, no one really knows the Ye family of Shanda Cloth Village, so what did you say, the biggest cloth shop in Blue Sparrow Valley, that you lied to me?

When it was getting dark, Ye Xiaoyi went to one of the most expensive inns to stay overnight.

As soon as he entered the door, the waiter, diners, and passers-by all stared at him, as if he looked so celestial, but unfortunately, even Lu Yushu's appearance could not be compared to PK.

Ye Xiaoyi arrived at the best guest room and fell asleep.He was exhausted after sitting in the carriage for a whole day but still couldn't find a place...

In the middle of the night, a pipe poked into Ye Xiaoyi's window, emitting curls of smoke.Ye Xiaoyi still slept like a dead pig...