Through the ancient dark horse strategy

"Qinlou" is actually "brothel", it's just that literati and poets like to play word games to fool laymen and change the name to make it less straightforward.For example, "Nanfeng Pavilion" is actually "Nanfeng Pavilion".

There are also many codes for officials from the DPRK and China to patronize these places, such as going to brothels for whoring.A prostitute is called "relaxation", and a prostitute is called "unrestrained", and a crowd is gathered.bet.Bo is called "lucky".

Ye Fangtian, an old official, has been an official for six years, and he has become numb to these occasions for fun.At this moment, Ye Xiaoyi disgusted him, and he was very embarrassed, so he quickly broke over and said, "Xiaoyi, don't get me wrong, you don't have to do bad things to go to this kind of place. The singing and dancing in Qinlou Jiaofang is very famous. There was a Bodhisattva singing and dancing, which is said to be very beautiful.

My brother has reserved the venue, as far as we are concerned, there will be no messy people crashing in, don't worry. "

When it comes to the dance in Qinloujiaofang, Fu Heng and Xiao Lang, two veteran drivers in the capital, also praised it as beautiful.Ye Xiaoyi and Wang Yong, who had never seen the market when they first arrived in the capital, were pulled in by them.

I came here just after handing in the papers, and it was already the beginning of the lights.Ye Xiaoyi went up to the private room on the third floor, where food and wine had been placed on the long table for one person.

After Ye Xiaoyi and his group sat down, Ye Fangtian ordered a song and dance performance.Qin Lou's mother also asked cryptically, do you need girls to accompany you?

Ye Fangtian threw an ingot of silver directly over, and ordered: "No need, remember not to let anyone who doesn't have a good eye come in and disturb the tranquility of this official."

Mom hurriedly said yes and withdrew.

Ye Xiaoyi ate roast suckling pig while watching singing and dancing.Ye Fangtian introduced: "This year, the female barbarians came to our court to pay tribute. Their envoys wore jewels, golden crowns, and high buns, just like Bodhisattvas. They are called Bodhisattva barbarians in the market, and they are very popular among the people in the capital. attention.

The song and dance of Qinlou Jiaofang imitated their costumes and made up a fairy dance.This song and dance is different from those ordinary dances of Yingying and Yanyan, and it is very popular among scholars. "

Both Xiao Lang and Fu Heng said that the song is elegant and sacred, the dancers' belts are in the wind, and the colored silk is waving, which is very fairy-like.

Ye Xiaoyi only eats food and doesn't express his opinions. Of course, this kind of fairy song is welcomed by scribes. It can greatly satisfy those poets' yearning and lust for the goddess, and he can even hug the goddess afterwards.The business acumen of this teaching workshop dancer is really good.

Ye Fangtian saw that Xiaoyi's younger brother didn't seem interested, so he sat next to Ye Xiaoyi's desk and whispered to him: "Do you know what happened during the nine days of your closed-door exam?"

Ye Xiaoyi's eyelids twitched, and he tried to pretend to be calm and asked, "What's the matter?"

Ye Fangtian leaned over and said in a low voice: "Didn't the Holy Majesty go to Ganguan to meet the king of Tubo? As a result, the kings of both countries were assassinated and died on the spot.

Now that the two countries are crazy, and other tribes are also ready to move, wanting to send troops to Tubo and our dynasty, this imperial examination may be suspended. "

Ye Xiaoyi paused with his hand holding the cup, "When did it happen?"

Ye Fangtian replied: "Just two days ago, the court was in chaos, but no one gave an order to the Ministry of Rites to let you continue to take the exam.

The world is going to be chaotic, let's relax, and stop thinking about the imperial examinations afterwards. "

Ye Xiaoyi didn't speak, and continued to bring the cup to his lips to drink tea.I wondered in my heart for two days, where did Xiao Mo go?Can the courtiers support his succession smoothly?

The singing and dancing performances continued one after another, Ye Xiaoyi was thinking about things while eating meat.The rest of the people were a little drunk, and Wang Yong and Ren Qifeng lay down on the desk.

Because of the red light.The district has always been far away from the main city. If you want to go back at this time, the gates of the city have been closed, and you can't go home at all.Ye Fangtian directly booked a guest room, and let these Juren who had just finished the exam go to rest.

Ye Xiaoyi was also very tired, so he fell asleep on the bed.Someone knocked on the door in the middle of the night: "Open the door! Open the door! Open the door!"

Ye Xiaoyi fell into a drowsy sleep, subconsciously replied: "Who is it?"

Painter Nan Xiao Sheng said anxiously: "Xiao Yi, it's me! Xiao Lang. Someone is here to check the building, let's evacuate quickly!"

Ye Xiaoyi woke up immediately, don't go whoring.Prostitutes were also arrested.If this matter spreads, he will miss the number one pick, right?

Ye Xiaoyi ran out in white pajamas with loose hair.Seeing his appearance, Nan Xiaosheng was stunned for a moment, then pulled him and ran through the back door.

Before reaching the back door, several other old classmates blocked there.

The old driver Fu Heng brought Wang Yong and Ren Qifeng out, but they ran to the back door and turned back.Because the back door was surrounded by officers and soldiers.

"Then what should we do? Where's Ye Fangtian?" Ye Xiaoyi wanted to find this fourth-rank servant to cover everyone up, to see if he could escape?

Xiao Lang pulled Ye Xiaoyi and left: "I can't find him. It's too late, let's hide first."

The rest of the people also followed Xiao Lang, and Ye Xiaoyi asked while running: "Can you hide? Even if you hide under the bed, you will be picked out, right? How embarrassing it will be then."

Xiao Lang laughed, pulled Ye Xiaoyi to the backstage dressing room of the song and dance hall, threw a dance dress to him, and quickly said: "Put it on! Actually, it doesn't matter if we are caught, there must be someone who can let us go .As long as we don’t get recognized as who we are by outsiders, we’ll be fine.”

Ye Xiaoyi thought about it!He hurriedly took off his clothes, and put on the Bodhisattva costume thrown by Xiao Lang.

The others were taken aback seeing Ye Xiaoyi's unrestrained change of clothes on the spot. They stared at his naked body for a while, and then picked out a singing girl's dance dress to change into.

Wait for Wang Yong, Ren Qifeng, Fu Heng, Xiao Lang, and Jiaye Xiaoyi, the five new imperial examination candidates, to put on women's clothes.

Xiao Lang, the master of painting, took the ink brush and paint, and quickly drew eyebrows, lips, and rice points for several people, making them more like women.

I don't know if it was out of selfishness, when Xiao Lang drew Ye Xiaoyi's lips, he was very careful, and even smiled slightly when he finished.

Ye Xiaoyi couldn't stand the way he was smiling at him with heavy makeup on, so he turned his head and asked the others maladaptively: "What should we do now? Should we stay here or go out?"

The old driver Xiao Lang and Fu Heng said together: "Wait in the lobby downstairs."

The five of them went down to the lobby on the first floor, and sure enough there were a lot of people there.The hall was brightly lit, and a group of people who were sleeping and doing good things were driven to the hall to pile up.

Ye Xiaoyi and the others silently chose a corner near the gate and stood together.He planned to sneak out while the arrester was not paying attention.

Master Yin Cui of Jingzhao Mansion was identifying the faces of each man, and when he found out that he was an official ordered by the imperial court, he immediately took him to prison.

All the small red buildings in this street were investigated, and many ministers were found out.Among them are ministers of the second, third and first ranks, whose ranks are much higher than those of the fourth rank, Jingzhaofu Yin.

The reason why Master Cui dared to let the police arrest these bosses was because he had the holy metaphor in his hand.The newly returned Son of Heaven is following him to arrest someone, who will release him on bail or intercede, Master Cui dare not be lenient.

Because Ye Xiaoyi and the other five were regarded as dancers, no one came to interrogate them.

It seemed that the purpose of the building inspection this time was to hit a high official, and the few of them waited silently for the matter to end.Because officers and soldiers were surrounded outside the gate, they couldn't slip out.

Ye Xiaoyi and the others stood for a while, and Ye Fangtian, who was sleeping, was also driven down from upstairs.Ye Fangtian, who is bold and familiar, chatted with Master Yin Cui of Jingzhao Mansion, who is also a fourth rank: "Old Cui, what are you doing? What instructions do you have from above?"

Master Cui hissed, and whispered: "The late emperor's dragon son has returned. He was escorted back to the palace by a group of ministers tonight, and he is here to arrest people. If anyone dares to oppose the dragon son's succession at the court meeting tomorrow, Probably the official hat will not be guaranteed.

Brother Ye, I just want to arrest you, don't talk nonsense tomorrow, you will be released soon. "

Ye Fangtian also wanted to ask who is the new emperor?At the entrance of the lobby, a big man walked in. Master Cui and a group of policemen, officers and soldiers hurriedly knelt and kowtowed.

The people in the lobby also knelt down and bowed their heads to the ground, and Ye Xiaoyi and the others had no choice but to get lower.After hearing the familiar "flat body", Ye Xiaoyi stood up and looked up at the big man.

Xiao Mo stood in the center of the crowd in a bright yellow dragon robe, scanning the crowd with his eyes.Ye Xiaoyi hastily turned around to face the wall, I can't be seen with this appearance...

Ye Xiaoyi's Bodhisattva costume is a sexy fairy costume improved by Jiaofang. The silver brocade tie the waist tightly. This costume exposes the navel, waist, back and arms, and only uses the brocade belt on the arm There are circles of silver silk wrapped around the waist and waist.

Xiao Mo only looked at the back of the statue that looked like Avalokitesvara, and walked over.

Ye Fangtian also recognized Xiao Mo, seeing him walking past, his eyes followed, and then he discovered something extraordinary!

Those dancers are too tall!Upon closer inspection, it turned out to be those boys!What about Xiao Yi?

Could it be... the one behind his back?Ye Fangtian was immediately amazed, and his footsteps moved over involuntarily.

Wang Yong and Ren Qifeng, the two guests who were staying at Ye Xiaoyi's residence, knew Xiao Mo. Seeing him coming in bright yellow dragon robes, they rushed to tease Ye Xiaoyi.

Ye Xiaoyi turned around, with an appearance of fluttering eyebrows, red lips, and bright eyes (he just didn't wake up), which made Xiao Mo startled.

Ye Fangtian was also stunned, looking at Xiao Yi who was like this foolishly, he couldn't move.

Xiao Lang and Fu Heng are still very afraid of accidents, Ye Jieyuan from Jiangnan is also too beautiful, if the emperor takes him back to the palace, something will happen...

Ye Xiaoyi didn't expect that Wang Yong would pull him, and when he turned around, he saw Xiao Mo!Ye Xiaoyi stared and blinked a few times, then lowered his eyes, and performed a lady's salute, acting like I don't know you.

The corner of Xiao Mo's mouth twitched, and he turned around knowingly, as if he didn't see any problem with these people.However, from the corner of Xiao Mo's eyes, he always glanced at Ye Xiaoyi.

When Jingzhao Mansion Yin had almost arrested people, Xiao Mo ordered the team to withdraw, and before leaving, he deliberately passed by Ye Xiaoyi and glanced at him a few more times.

Ye Xiaoyi's scalp became numb from his glance, and finally waited for the emperor's driver to drive away, and the officers and soldiers retreated.This Qin Lou Ye Xiaoyi didn't dare to stay any longer, so he slipped out of the gate with the other five and ran towards the city gate.

Xiao Mo, who was dressed in a bright yellow dragon robe, was already waiting at the city gate.

Xiao Mo watched Ye Xiaoyi rush over, took off his cloak, and put it on him to cover the exposed spring.In such a dark night, Ye Xiaoyi's exposed skin looked very fair and lovely under the bright moonlight, Xiao Mo didn't want such a scenery to be seen by others at all.

Xiao Lang and Fu Heng, who did not know Xiao Mo, were worried for Ye Jieyuan when they saw this situation.Could the current emperor really be interested in Xiaoyi's younger brother?That's terrible...

In fact, their worries were fulfilled, Xiao Mo tied Ye Xiaoyi's cloak, picked him up and captured Long Jia.

Xiao Lang wanted to chase after him to save others, but he was stopped by Ren Qifeng: "Don't go, the two of them know each other."

Ren Qifeng probably guessed the relationship between Ye Xiaoyi and the current Holy Majesty, and he felt very turbulent in his heart.It turns out that Xiaoyi's younger brother not only looks like that, but he can really have fun with men.OK……

Ye Xiaoyi got into Longjia's carriage and began to take off his nondescript clothes.Xiao Mo rushed forward: "Xiao Yi, this dress is very nice, you don't need to take it off..."

After all, Xiao Mo tore off the palm-sized cloud brocade on Ye Xiaoyi's chest, and rushed to bite it...

Ye Xiaoyi had scattered ribbons hanging from his body, and lay on the silver brocade, moaned by Xiao Mo's tossing.Moaning constantly.While galloping, Xiao Mo kissed Ye Xiaoyi's red lips: "Xiao Yi, I really like your appearance... I will wear more clothes for my teacher to see in the future?"

Ye Xiaoyi kicked it over, "Dream!"

Xiao Mo grabbed his feet and tied him up with silver silk, "Xiao Yi, I thought of a way to play for my teacher..."