Is boyfriend the dark knight today? [Comprehensive British and American]

After the fusion of the modern world

"Sir, during your rest period, there was a new post in the forum you let me follow."

As soon as Tony opened his eyes, the smart butler reported to him sternly.

"What's the content?" He casually snorted through his hair, rubbed his eyes and sat upright.

A glass of milk was placed on the table next to him at some point - oh, and there was a note.

"It must be the captain again." He glanced at it muttering, crumpled the note and threw it into the trash can.

The smart butler was silent as if stuck.

"Hello, dear?" Tony asked loudly, "Is it time for you to upgrade the server?"

"No, sir." The AI ​​was polite, "The previous post was deleted by Mr. Wayne, I am trying to capture data and analyze the content of the post."

This can be regarded as aroused Tony's interest.

"That black one? Didn't he never care about fan forums?"

"Hurry up, show me the recovered content."

"Okay, sir."

The blue light curtain flashed twice in front of Tony, showing a big title:

Form a group to go to Gotham to suck bats! ! !

……

Bruce frowned and tapped in front of the computer.

After finishing the night patrol, Dawn took off his Batman armor and took a look at it: "Fan Forum? I never knew you would still read this?"

"I collect all the news about Batman-this is to ensure our safety." Bruce said, the action of deleting the post in his hand was not slow at all, and as the last Enter key was pressed, the post was refined and topped. Group posts disappeared without a trace in the forum again.

He let out a breath, leaned on the back of the chair and turned to look at Dawn: "How is today?"

"It's not bad," Dawn kissed him. "If you are willing to give a little reward, it will be better tonight."

The computer beeps.

Bruce pushed him away, turned back to typing on the keyboard.

"Damn Stark." He cursed suddenly, turned his head and started looking for his phone.

"What's wrong?" Dawn watched Bruce move.

He lowered his head and looked at the interface on the computer, only to see that Tony had made an operation to restore the post.

——just a fan forum post...

"Bat?" Tony said lazily, "It's so rare to be able to receive your call when nothing happened."

"Don't let them come to Gotham!"

"What?" Tony asked blankly, "Who? Who is going to Gotham? Are there any enemies?"

He's clearly playing dumb, and even over the phone, Bruce can hear Iron Man's uncontrollable titters.

"The fans," he said. "Don't be silly, Stark, you must have seen that post. Everyone knows you've always been a fan forum."

"No, I didn't see it." Tony held back a smile, "But don't you never read forums? Batman?"

"I remember when I gave you the management authority of the forum, you still..."

"That group of fans can't come to Gotham." Bruce gritted his teeth, "Stark, I know you've seen that post—delete it now!"

"Huh? Is there such a post?"

"If you are trying to delete a post and fail, my dear smart housekeeper happens to have such a program-to prevent forum administrators from abusing their power to delete posts."

Tony was triumphant.

"Stark." Bruce calmed down, "Gotham is different from New York and Metropolis. Gotham is not safe."

"Huh? Are you talking about the safety of New York City where aliens invade every day?" Tony sneered. In the hole—and Don. Is he with you?"

Dawn and Bruce glanced at each other, and leaned closer to the microphone: "Tony, do you know that Bruce is the one who decides among us?"

"I remember you're not a nocturnal creature, Don?"

"..." After a while, a cold voice came from the phone, "He has already left."

"Oh, I don't think you can persecute your partner like this, Bruce." Tony shrugged.

No words were spoken over there, even through the phone, Bruce's disapproving stare seemed to materialize in front of Tony.

Bats don't like other people meddling in his house.

"Don't you really think about it? We can keep them safe, and the Avengers are willing to help-I guess your comrades in arms will also be willing." Tony tried to persuade.

"New York is safe," Bruce said. "You know that after the fusion of the world, aliens are basically no threat. The most dangerous thing in Gotham is the human heart."

"Don't worry, I already have a plan."

The radio waves can't blur Bruce's question: "Your plan?"

Iron Man became angry with embarrassment: "Hey! Dark, don't think that you are the only one who has PLAN-B! This is definitely a perfect plan!"

……

"I'll wait and see." After Bruce finished speaking, there was a sound of hanging up the phone immediately.

"Is this saying he agrees?" Tony glanced blankly at the camera controlled by the smart butler, as if he wanted to ask his AI for advice.He immediately shook his head again: "Whatever it is."

A small mutter came out of his mouth: "Uncomfortable bat."

……

Karina is a big fan of superheroes.

He is also a veteran member of the Chaoying Fan Forum.

God knows how excited she was when the existence of superheroes was proven to be real for the first time—

Excited and at the same time scolding the American government for concealing the existence of superheroes-this is almost the common reaction of all fans who think that superheroes are just paper people.

At that time, the Chaoying forum was just a forum for comic fans to communicate with each other.Of course, after the superheroes were revealed, things were very different.

So far, the members of the forum have organized several visits to Chaoying, large and small, but even so, this time the group operation to go to Gotham to find Batman is very special.

After all, their destination is famous for its simple folk customs and talented people.

Even the organizers can't help but be cautious when talking about this event. Every step has to be confirmed before confirming, and they have to be mentally prepared to spend a lot of time but not see Batman at all.

In short, due to various reasons, this is the first time the forum has organized a group event to go to Gotham. Although this event post has a very characteristic way of disappearing and reappearing for a while, like Batman's turning head without attributes, Karina still squats for a long time , named at the end of the post.

——Even if you stay in Gotham for a month, you must see Batman before you come back!

At this time, these fans still don't know what kind of advanced treatment they will enjoy.

……

"They've landed." Superman flew back to Wayne Manor and reported to the crowd in the living room.

As Tony expected, he and Diana expressed their support for the event and didn't mind stepping away to help keep the young fans safe.

— By all accounts, Batman really needs to come out of his dark cave and feel the sunshine.

He's not really a bat.

Tony snapped his fingers happily, without looking at Bruce, who was crossing his arms and looking unhappy, "Who's next? Nata? Clinton? Captain?"

Immediately, the slightly hoarse voice of the female agent came from the headset: "Already in position, the captain is beside me. It is safe nearby."

"On the commanding heights - if I see a green-haired clown, can I kill it directly?" Barton said on the communication channel, "You know what we do is not illegal."

Tony turned his head and glanced at Bruce, who was lying silent on the sofa, as if he hadn't heard anything, and rolled his eyes.

"I have no objection, don't scare the little fans."

As he spoke, Batman's fully armed calf was kicked by Iron Man's armor.Looking up, I met someone's triumphant face: "You're welcome."

Batman rolled his eyes back at him.

Not to mention anything else, the clown is absolutely impossible to come out to find fault-is it true that Thor and Hulk, who were sent to stay in Arkham, are just a display?

He had to admit that when Tony got serious, the plan he made was somewhat reliable.

First, Iron Man released the wallet machine, plus Superman's long-distance protection... After landing in Gotham, there were also Black Widow and Captain America, plus Hawkeye's long-distance monitoring, it was indeed able to prevent most accidents——

Not to mention Diana, who was posing as the organizer of the team event.

Dressed in a modern attire and a touch of make-up, Wonder Woman miraculously failed to recognize her fans—and even now, Bruce can hear Diana introduce her to fans through the headset. Gotham's talking voice...

Based on her understanding of Gotham revealed in her words, it is estimated that not many people believe that she is not a local.

And Dawn watching all the surveillance in Gotham in the Batcave.

This is simply the biggest fan meeting ever.

It's a pity that fans who have been treated this way have not yet realized that they have been completely surrounded by superheroes.

everything's ready.

……

As night fell, it was finally time for the bats to come out of their caves.

Diana, who was leading the team, heard some fans touching the electric shock baton which served as a comfort and whispered encouragement to each other: "Don't be afraid, there are so many of us...and if you meet a bad guy, Batman will not be far away!"

Wonder Woman glanced back, and kindly didn't tell the other party that the biggest risk along the way was being shocked by their own electric shock prods—if so many superheroes were guarding and could cause accidents to fans, then the villains of Gotham would probably have already The world is destroyed.

She led the group of people to the pre-arranged place.

On the roof, out of sight of the crowd, Bruce gets pushed by Tony.

"Show time." His voice was brisk.

"Bat, you can fly now."

In the night of Gotham, Batman's nimble figure slid across the night sky, and his hardened cloak cast a large shadow on the ground.

It was dark and silent.

It was like some kind of indescribable fear, but it strangely reassured everyone.

The author has something to say:

The world observed by Nini is our modern world!

I didn't expect that hahhh

Because of the power of the world, the bat did not lose the horse, and the content of the comics was blurred. The superhero is because the United States controls public opinion and has not been exposed to the eyes of people in other countries [I don’t care, I will set it like this anyway]. After the world merged ——

American people: Aren't superheroes just real people?Why do you all say it's a cartoon?

Other countries:? ? ? ? ? ! ! ! ! ! !

Fans: swearing

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By the way, I am very envious of this treatment, really, as long as I am half satisfied.

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The episode is over!

I would like to formally say goodbye to everyone here, and thank you all for your company over the past three months.I originally wrote this book just because I wanted to suck bats and watch a man who was evenly matched with Brussy flirt with him (no). This brain hole could finally earn me two months of milk tea money. I didn’t expect it at all hhhh

All readers who leave messages frequently, I remember you!If there is fate, we will see you next time when we open a new article!But now, poor me, I'm going to start revising and preparing for final exams qwq (I hate)

And finally express my deep love for my dear friends (except for the one who persuaded me to open the article at the beginning! He said he would come to see it! Now they are all yelling at me! Hang him quietly!)

*********Fill an extra chapter that I don't want to write anymore********

【About World Awareness】

In the very beginning, the world was asleep and not very conscious.

Suddenly, the Avengers world twitched its feet in sleep, woke up suddenly, and kicked the Batman world around it.

The two worlds clashed angrily.

Woke up the Superman world.

The world of Superman tried to fight, causing the world of Batman to be kicked hard by the world of Avengers, and the pillar of the world ran to nowhere.

This is terrible, the three worlds have all stopped.

Everyone opened up the World Consciousness Forum trying to find Batman's whereabouts.

Batman World (wronged and wronged): Without Batman, can I still call Batman World?I don't live up to my name!

The World of Dawn Hit by Batman: Quiet Sleep zzzzz

Sherlock's World【Inexplicably Attracted to Fusion】

Sherlock's World [Daily Crazy]: It's over, it's over, my pillar seems to be about to discover the fusion of worlds again! !

Sherlock's World: Which damned world came to merge with me! !

Letterman World: Lighting cigarettes in the Buddhist style, anyway, my protagonist ran to the primeval forest.

The World of Sherlock: Why did two men know about the fusion of worlds again! ! !

Sherlock World [twittering]: Hey, this blue-eyed man doesn't seem to be from this world!

Batman & Superman & Avengers World: ! ! ! ! !

don't move!Here we are! ! !

Dawn World: ZZZZZZ...