One Hundred Routes of Counterattack

But said that the new river god Han Xiu hid in the river god temple at this moment, but locked himself in the house and saw no one.

"System, come out!" Han Xiu was not as calm and indifferent as before, "Didn't you say that this resort world is a part of the original world, why... Ao Ji also appears here?"

Ever since Han Xiu took over Bingzhouhe, he made great efforts to start rectification.Regarding the setting of the river god’s 100% picking up routine, you may still think it’s cute when you’re on the sidelines, but if you really want to be the river god yourself, then you’ll be a fucking dog!

Think about it, people who take a bath or take out the trash can just throw it into the river, what will the river god do? It’s really a person sitting at home, and the hot chicken comes from the sky, and you are still limited by the boring and rigid rules. Come out of the water and ask people kindly, this golden spicy chicken, this silver spicy chicken, and this dirty spicy chicken, which one do you want?What is this if not a staff?

Of course, it may be because the people in Bingzhou City also know the real existence of the river god, so they didn't do this abruptly to Bingzhou River-but it is still very annoying to be interrupted when practicing for several days in a row!

So Han Xiu simply put in a lot of effort, using his brain as the switchboard, and set up a barrier on the river.This barrier stipulates that mortal dirt does not sink in water, and those who throw objects will be fined for damaging the environment, and the dirt must be returned to the original route.

Mortal treasures sink in water, no matter how serious they are, those who throw them will still be fined for destroying the environment, and the river god will respond to the induction and surface, but... the time to surface depends on the situation-it cannot You always delay your practice because of this kind of thing, right?

Spiritual objects will sink when they encounter water, and the brain will remind them, depending on the situation.

The first thing Han Xiu did after he took office was to hand over this document to his superior North Sea Poseidon.But this is just a formality, after all, Sea God Ruo doesn't seem to care much.

——Speaking of it, it's quite strange, how did Beihai Ruo and Beihai Dragon King Aoji come to have their duties divided?

Let's not mention this, anyway, as long as Han Xiu's strength can walk sideways in this Bingzhou, the loose organizational relationship that is popular here in the prehistoric world will not care how you perform your duties.

To get back to the topic, after he set up such an automatic sensing barrier, it was obviously much cleaner, except that a little crow fell into the water two days ago and was fined two times by him for buckling the aura-like feather. Apart from one spirit crystal, he was hardly disturbed.

--What?You say those other mortal things?Those things fell into the water... The fine has a virtual projection set by the brain, and fully automated management. If I, the river god, really want to go out, I can save it up and count it together when I go out for a walk.

That's right, the new River God is so domineering, relying on his own cultivation base and strength to reach the Da Luo Jinxian, he will act shamelessly.

So the judge knew that the woodcutter Zong who could throw his "sweat" into the river unreasonably was not an ordinary person.

The reason why the woodcutter did this is that the river god doesn't care about it, but it is obvious that a mass of ordinary things cannot pass through many barriers, and the brain prompts him to deal with it himself. Don't blame him, the river god, for losing his temper.

However, when the river god came out of the water, he felt a familiar breath welling up in his heart.

——This woodcutter... is actually his lover?

For a moment, the God of the River was a little confused. He couldn't tell whether the failure of the previous barrier was due to the fact that the other party was his lover, so it was unimpeded, or because of his original guess.

No matter which one is better, River God's belief changed. Anyway, the lover has no memory of the past, and every time the relationship between the two has to start again, so now, what should be done or what should be done.

However, after pouring dirty water on him mercilessly, Han Xiu couldn't help but cast a look, admiring his lover's strong and charming body in this world, ahem.

Of course, when he returned to the mansion, he immediately came back to his senses and made a fuss... No, he was asking the system.

"Of course Master Aoji can enter the present world. The world that Master Aoji can enter is determined by the route of the host. When the host comes in for vacation, part of Master Aoji's soul senses it, so he follows. The host did not meet before. Have you been to Lord Aoji?"

"But that's not the small world... Wait, you mean the online game world? It's also in the main world?"

"The resort world is a part of the main world. It's just that the main world is too big, and even the main brain can't fully calculate it clearly. Therefore, every time it is used as a resort world to deliver some simple tasks, the influence and race in the small world can easily affect the course of history. evolutionary difference."

Only now did Han Xiu understand, and he could not help asking: "The woodcutter just now, what is his identity here?"

This is Han Xiu's first real body penetration, and there is no prophetic plot and memory assistance. The only task is to let him be a river god for at least hundreds of years and accumulate enough qualifications. I have obtained a legally registered account in Immortal World.

When he first received this task, Han Xiu was thinking that, apart from the troublesome thing of picking up 100% of things to trick other people, the others are indeed a holy place for cultivation.The aura is abundant, and the task is simple. As long as you are a quiet dead house, and when you are promoted to Daluo Jinxian, you can settle down in the main world with peace of mind.

The cannon fodder of the small world became a legal resident of the main world. Thinking about it this way, my life is probably quite inspirational?

However, there is always a gap between reality and ideals. At least in the small world of the original mission, I have a lot of trump cards in my hand, and I can often take advantage of it without much effort.What's more, Han Xiu is not a person who is very keen on fighting. Apart from sticking with his lover and living his life well, he doesn't need all kinds of backup methods at all in general, and he can finish the task smoothly.

But in the present world, many, many years have passed since the original prehistoric main line, after the era of conferring gods to the current post-fa era, the overall quality of immortals has declined.

Fortunately, he hasn't gone to the main battlefield in the sky yet, he just acts as a god of the river in Bingzhou, otherwise, his meager ability is really not enough.

Although abundant aura means a good environment for cultivation, it also makes Han Xiu lose many advantages that he was able to do well in the past, so he can only... quietly be a dead house.

However, even if it's just a small god on the ground, due to the overall decline of the water gods in the north, and the Bingzhou River God allocated a half-step big Luo, this is definitely more than enough.So at least Han Xiu can relax a little bit and walk sideways in this three-acre land in Bingzhou.

This is what the system promised Han Xiu before starting the task.

However, the question now is, how can a little woodcutter easily pass through the barrier set up by the river god?

"...The system cannot help in this regard."

Well, Han Xiu didn't expect to get the information of his lover through the system, so he just tried to ask.

==

When Han Xiu once again felt the impact of a heavy object falling from the sky in the River God Temple, he finally, finally supported his forehead weakly.

Opposite him was still the mighty... woodcutter.

As if seeing the impatience of the Lord River God, the woodcutter took out a pouch from his waistband with great winking, and handed the River God a jade pendant.

"Lord River God, I know the rules. If something falls into your Bingzhou River and disturbs your cleanliness, you should naturally give it all as an apology."

Lord Heshen quietly watched the other party put on a show, snorted for a while, and took the jade pendant from his hand.Although this jade pendant is a mortal thing, but the quality of the jade is crystal clear, the jade snow is lovely, and the carvings on it are exquisite, so it looks expensive - of course, the price is only a mortal price.

If it was at the beginning, the River God would probably be able to express his appreciation for his actions.

However, this guy has repeatedly dropped things into the Bingzhou River "inadvertently", and it has been more than a dozen times every now and then. What are exquisitely carved, jade pendants, golden locks, etc., which agree with him as a "mortal", but...

This guy simply stated blatantly that he was trying to seduce the river god, but the river god had to be a husband because of his duties.

"Okay, young woodcutter, did you drop this golden ax this time, or this silver ax, or, is it this broken ax?"

Han Xiu gladly took the jade pendant into his hands, slowly rubbed the lines with his left hand, and raised his right hand, three axes appeared beside him as usual.

"Golden axe."

kindness……?

Han Xiu looked up at him in surprise.

Everyone should know this, if he chooses a gold and silver ax under this routine, then his ax will be taken away by the river god, and he will end up in a situation where the bamboo basket fetches water in vain.What is he doing now?

However, the woodcutter's face was calm, as if he was just like usual just now, and he was honestly similar.

Han Xiu was a little hesitant, so he looked at the ax again, and then... he really found out the difference.

... There seems to be a faint layer of aura floating on the axe?

When Han Xiu wanted to probe in again, he found that... this thing actually has a layer of restriction?

What is the woodcutter trying to do?

Is this intentional to send this unusual ax into the River God Temple?

The God of the River sighed calmly: "I didn't expect you to be such a person, young woodcutter, you really disappoint me."

The woodcutter blinked, as if he didn't realize it: "Master River God..."

"Hmph!" He Shen snorted coldly, and swept away the three axes, and disappeared with him.

The woodcutter stood where he was, as if in a state of bewilderment.

until……

Feeling that his primordial magic weapon had successfully entered the River God Temple, the woodcutter smiled with satisfaction.

"With so many betrothal gifts here, it's time to propose marriage, right?"

==

But the river god took the woodcutter's ax back and put it in front of him.

So, why does the woodcutter have to bring this thing back by himself?

He didn't keep the River God waiting long, and at night, the question was answered.Needless to say, the answer to this question was sent up by myself.

After nightfall, the water of the Bingzhou River naturally turns into a dark color, and the night seems to automatically lock the Bingzhou River, even the bright moonlight cannot pour into the river.

But just like this, in the Hedi River Temple in Bingzhou, the ax placed in front of the river god suddenly moved, emitting a soft black light.

The next moment, using this as a guide, a familiar figure appeared in the hall.

The woodcutter is still wearing the simple bunt, but at this moment in the water, his clothes are not wet at all, obviously he is not an ordinary woodcutter at all.As soon as he appeared, he immediately cast several invisible, invisible, and silent formations around him.

After making sure that no one was disturbed, the woodcutter moved towards the location of the magic weapon he had sensed.

Along the way, walking deeper and deeper, I vaguely feel that I have penetrated into the hinterland of the Heshen Temple.

Until he came to a room with the deepest spiritual fluctuations.Obviously, my ax is inside, and this familiar fluctuation also shows that...

The beautiful and moving little river god is also inside.

The woodcutter's eyes were dark and bright, and he hesitated just as he was about to sneak in—Xiaohe God, could it be that he is practicing qigong, so rushing in like this rashly, don't disturb his progress of qigong practice.

Thinking of this, he suppressed the itch in his heart for a while, until he felt the fluctuation of spiritual power circulating in the room gradually calm down, then he started to roll up his sleeves, turned into a cloud of black air, sneaked in, and played in the room. Turning around, he sensitively locked on the direction of the river god.

Perhaps it was because on his own territory, the River God was lying on the couch in an extremely casual and lazy posture, leaning lazily here, resting his chin with one hand, and holding the "broken axe" in the other hand to his eyes Look carefully.

Those hands are also icy muscles and bones, white and translucent.Even if the woodcutter knew that the ax was a tattered ax deliberately disguised by him to deceive people, he couldn't help but feel a little unworthy of his hands at this moment—satisfaction.

Well, the woodcutter is such a contradiction, and he is well versed in the three flavors of the four characters of the villain.

I don't know what the roots and feet of the river god are, could it be some delicate flower fairy grass that is beautiful and beautiful?Or was it transformed by ancient immortal energy?

Otherwise, how could there be such a smart and graceful demeanor?

The woodcutter followed the backdrop of the night, and was able to carefully divert his black energy around the river god, but even so, he was more and more amazed when he looked closely.I can only sigh for my good vision, my daughter-in-law is born with nothing wrong.

Why did you fall in love with him?The woodcutter had no doubts about this question at all. From the time he stood so pretty in the sun to the sharp eye-knife, his heart was no longer his own, and it was all glued to him.

Originally, he had been planning for many years, keeping a low profile, but now, all these "great ambitions" had to give way to his little beauties.

The sky is big and the earth is big, so why is it important for him to come after his wife?

That's right, from the first time he saw Xiaoheshen, he had absolutely believed that this beautiful woman of the rivershen, who was beautiful and full of autumn water, would definitely become his daughter-in-law.

==

Han Xiu actually reacted immediately when there was a new fluctuation of spiritual power in the River God Temple. When the woodcutter came to the door, he was sure that the person who came was the woodcutter. Although the system was on strike at this moment, the cooperation process The improved intellectual brain and his own spiritual consciousness can roughly perceive the state of the woodcutter.

It seems that the ax in his hand was indeed sent by the woodcutter to the Temple of the River on purpose, and then used this as a lure to sneak into the Temple of the River.

Just what is he doing it for?

If he couldn't figure it out, he simply gave up thinking about it. He raised his hand and threw the ax straight on the table.

In the middle of the journey, he suddenly castrated and stagnated, stopping in mid-air.

The God of the River narrowed his eyes, stood up, and said coldly: "Since your Excellency is willing to show up, why do you need to hide your head and show your tail?"

A gust of black wind swept across the eyes, wrapping the river god in it, only to hear a low and deep voice sounding very close to his ear: "Then the river god, guess who is next?"

The God of the River raised his eyebrows, and said in a calm voice, "I guess...it must be that rude woodcutter who spends his days as a disciple."

"Hehehe..." There was a hoarse laughter from the voice in the black air, "I didn't expect Zong to be such a person in the eyes of adults."

"Hmph." Seeing the black air wrapping a human figure, and then spreading out to reveal the real body of the woodcutter inside, the River God sneered, "In the past few days, you deliberately lured me out every day, and you didn't do things that disturbed people's dreams. Isn't it rude and rude?"

"This is indeed a mistake, so every time, I will give you an apology! But Lord River God doesn't have to be so heartless, at least the word 'dengtu' is used... and where did it come from?" What about it?"

On the contrary, the woodcutter seemed a little aggrieved. Coupled with that handsome face with sharp edges and corners and cold lines, he had a different kind of cuteness. Are you supposed to be an apprentice?"

The God of the River rolled his eyes in his heart, and said in his heart that if he didn't know that you were his lover, and others would look at me like they were going to peel off my skin, don't talk about it with you, I would have greeted you on the spot .

Just like now, the woodcutter's tone of voice and expression are all aggrieved, but his eyes are full of a certain brilliance, staring at the river god aggressively.

He Shen's eyes swept away, and when he saw this look, he subconsciously felt a little pain in his back.Cough, he tried hard to harden himself in front of his lover: "What's the matter with you, I naturally have the eyes to know how to see, I don't need you to teach me..."

As soon as he finished speaking, he felt his wrist tighten, and when he turned his head, the woodcutter, who was five steps away just now, was already close at hand, and his wrist was still firmly clamped by him.

"You..." He Shen frowned.

The woodcutter smiled slightly, with a little embarrassment: "I never like to take the blame for nothing. Since Lord River God said that I am a disciple, I will naturally do something to live up to this title, so that I will not be in vain. OK."

"You... uh!"

==

As soon as the woodcutter opened his eyes, he felt a slender hand resting on his neck. If nothing happened, the hard nails on his fingers could easily separate his head from his body.

He was a little helpless: "Qingqing, why do you do this? We have done everything. Isn't it hurtful to treat me like this?"

"Hmph, who is your Qingqing?" He Shen gritted his teeth, thinking that he had eaten up his lover without knowing anything about his lover in this world. Explain to me clearly, don't even think about getting out of your body."

The woodcutter blinked: "I...wasn't willing to get out...you don't like the name Qingqing, so tell me, what should I call you? Baby? Lady? Or something else?"

Seeing that the river god's delicate eyebrows really frowned, the woodcutter hastily explained obediently.

It turned out that the woodcutter himself was a loose immortal cultivated by a brown bear. He had no intention of cultivating in the past.Then suddenly one day, he didn't know why his cultivation base soared, and he figured out that he had a chance to be here in Bingzhou, so he came here just now from a long distance.

The woodcutter Zong Xiong is very capable, although he keeps his name incognito, many goblins defected to his sect, looking pitiful, Zong Xiong temporarily softened his heart and took them in.

Speaking of which, it was still the fault of the previous River God, who was famously a money fanatic, and at that time, the Heavenly Court hadn’t issued the cheating 100% setting for picking things up, and the River God used his ability to move clouds and rain all day long. Then, the Bingzhou River was turned into a turbulent monster cave where people and boats would be swallowed up with all the goods if they were not careful.Unless enough sacrifices are made before passage, come and swallow one by one.

Because the Bingzhou River is an important passage leading to Bingzhou City, and there is even a section that is still on the road that must be passed. The God of the River made such a move, which immediately caused Bingzhou City to suffer.The big families are better off, but ordinary people and goblins are scared out of their wits because of the soaring prices and the risk of traveling.

People walk by the river without getting their shoes wet.Not long after, Zong Xiong went to other places at the invitation of a friend, passing through a section of the Bingzhou River, and was robbed and blackmailed by the river god while crossing the river.As a brown bear spirit who can't swim, Zong Xiong has received the greatest challenge in his life.

Thinking about the complaints of the goblins, it seems that this really happened not once or twice.

Zong Xiong's character may be relatively generous because of his relationship with his feet, but if it touches what he values, it will be a situation of immortality.

Afterwards, Zong Xiong changed his usual meek style of painting, and forced himself to find a way to remove the River God from the stage.

After this battle, more goblins defected to Zongxiong.Most of the little fairies who followed him were not bad-minded, but not enterprising, and their cultivation was extremely shallow. If no one was protecting them, they would inevitably be bullied. The Taoist priests took it, saying that it would be miserable to get rid of the evil spirits heretics.

In this way, Zong Xiong's name as the Great King of Xishan was erected.

Of course, ordinary people still only know his name but don't know him. No one would have thought that such a young woodcutter, who works diligently every day, is actually the most powerful demon in the three-acre field in Bingzhou City. one.

For this ratio, I will give you 82 points, and the rest will be divided into 666 for you.

Afterwards, things became obvious. The previous River God quit, and the job fell on someone like Han Xiu, who had never heard of it. As the protector, Xishan King Zongxiong, of course, had to test it out. Look at this What is Xin Heshen's character like?

Han Xiu smiled lightly when he heard the words: "The woodcutter, look at me...how is my character?"

Zong Xiong glanced at him carefully, showing an indescribable smile:

"Naturally, she has a beautiful appearance and a beautiful country."

The author has something to say:

Cough, because this world was originally a joke of a stupid author, based on "One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes", there are no counterattack missions and no main missions, a complete vacation, not even a villain boss, basically all you need to do is find your husband And then he, so...almost quickly...done...beg for a pat...