When Lou Yu woke up in the health room, it was already noon.

He sat up and glanced around, but there was no one in the room. He thought for a while between "going out of the infirmary and continuing to suffer", "still lying on the bed in the infirmary and continuing to be a patient to avoid military training", Decisively chose the latter.

Lou Yu lay back on the bed again, turned on the control panel secretly and watched various channels when he was idle and bored.

At this point in time, the two battles between the God of War regiments in the Inner World had already ended, but there were still people on the major channels who were eager to refresh related topics.

Chirp chirp chirp chirp: The God of War regiment is so strong, even stronger than imagined, and what’s wrong with it, it deserves to be called a first-class combat master by the bear kid. With the help of the White Goddess, the combat power has been greatly improved, and it has already been able to leapfrog And fight!

Linglong Seven Killing Songs: Please don't use the sense of presence upstairs, you have said this sentence several times!

I'm a cute male god: Compared with the one who didn't do it, the No. [-] face assistant who suddenly appeared in the melee zone is stronger and more talented, right?Although he is an assistant teacher.

Yihongyuan: Agree upstairs!

……

Suddenly, there was a knock on the door, and the door of the health care room was pushed open. Lou Yu looked over and saw Ning Wenjun's jealous and envious face.

Ning Wenjun said: "You are really a blessing in disguise."

Lou Yu turned off the control panel and looked at Ning Wenjun with a puzzled expression.

Ning Wenjun said: "Doctor Zhang said that your physique is too weak to be suitable for high-intensity military training. From now on, you don't have to suffer any more." He paused, and then said: "You are the first one whose physique is too weak. Weakness, rather than getting rid of military training in advance because of physical discomfort."

Lou Yu had black lines on his face. According to Ning Wenjun's statement, it is estimated that the entire Xijin Academy's freshmen know how scumbag his physique is.

Is this a blessing in disguise?Who can exchange this stupid physique with him! ?

Ning Wenjun said: "Let's go, brother, let's have lunch."

Lou Yu let out an "um", got up from the bed, and walked out of the sea of ​​clouds with Ning Wenjun.

The two had a big disagreement on the issue of dining. Ning Wenjun wanted to go to a mid-to-high-end restaurant, while Lou Yu chose a low-end private restaurant. After the two argued, Ning Wenjun frowned. For the sake of Lou Shi, in order to get the moon first, he forced a face to follow Lou Yu to a beef noodle restaurant. A bowl of signature beef noodles cost twelve Jiayang coins.

Ning Wenjun thought, can such cheap beef noodles really be eaten?This is simply a price of conscience, can the store survive this day?

Lou Yu thought, why is it so expensive for a bowl of beef noodles?robbery?Can you live a good life?

The two had different ideas, but their expressions were somewhat ugly for different reasons. They ordered a bowl of beef noodles respectively.

Not long after, two bowls of beef noodles came on the table. Ning Wenjun took a sip, and it was much better than he imagined. He quickly ate one bowl and asked for another.At the other end, Lou Yu took a sip, and it was so unpalatable that he felt sorry for the twelve plus Yang coins. He only ate half a bowl, and couldn't eat any more.

Ning Wenjun looked at Lou Yu sideways and thought, no wonder Lou Yu's physique is so scumbag, and he only eats such a little bit of such delicious beef noodles.

After the two had lunch, Lou Yu thought that the love letters sent to Lou Shi by the students were still in the locker, so he followed Ning Wenjun back to the sea of ​​clouds.

When the two rushed there, it happened to be close to the meeting time, and there were too many people in the elevator, it was almost close to each other.

Ning Wenjun said: "Brother, don't always squeeze me here, can you squeeze the other side? You squeeze me to death!"

The person on the other end of Louyu heard the words and immediately said: "Squeeze a ball of wool and dare to squeeze labor and capital to break your chicken legs!"

Lou language: "..."

The elevator rises slowly, some people get out of the elevator, and some people enter the elevator.

Ning Wenjun took a deep breath, wondering if it was an illusion, he felt like he smelled a good smell?He sniffed again, subconsciously approached Lou Yu, and sniffed.

Lou Yu looked at Ning Wenjun, frowned and said, "It's already crowded enough, don't squeeze me anymore."

Ning Wenjun said, "Brother, what brand of shampoo and body wash do you use?"

Lou Yu was stunned for a moment, trying to recall, but he couldn't remember what brand of shampoo and body wash was in the bathroom. He only vaguely remembered a pink lotus flower drawn on the bottle of shampoo, so he replied .

Ning Wenjun said: "A lotus flower? It should be the Cailian brand. I have used this brand before, but it doesn't smell like this."

Lou Yu looked at Ning Wenjun suspiciously.

Ning Wenjun sniffed Lou Yu again, his action made Lou Yu feel goose bumps, and the corner of his mouth twitched: "Don't do this, I feel sick."

Ning Wenjun rolled his eyes: "Don't think too much, what can I do to you with such a face? But, did you use perfume? The smell is a bit weak, and it's hard to smell it if you don't get close." But this smell It feels very comfortable, smells good, and is fascinating.He asked, "What brand of perfume is this?"

Lou Yu raised his arm and smelled it, but he didn't smell anything. He said, "I didn't use perfume, maybe it smelled on someone else's body?"

Ning Wenjun: "Really? It's also possible." As he spoke, he sniffed Lou Yu again.

Lou language: "..."

The elevator stopped at the [-]st floor, and Lou Yu and Ning Wen both got out of the elevator together.

The students in the same school looked at Lou Yu and pointed, and Lou Yu pricked up his ears. From time to time, some students heard some students say in a low voice, "That is the weak chicken building".

Lou Yu's face turned dark, and at this moment, a student walked up to Lou Yu to say hello, and said, "Hey! Weak Chicken Lou, you are not the first one in our Xijin Academy who does not have to participate in military training because of his weak physique. What are you doing here?" This person knows how to stab another sharp knife in the broken heart of others.

Lou Yu: "..." Paralyzed, there is such a nickname on the first day of military training, what kind of trouble is this?He sneered: "Do you mean that I don't need to come over? I don't need to hand over the hundreds of love letters I received in the morning to Shishi. Is that what you mean?"

As soon as Lou Yu's words came out, many students looked at the sleazy classmate with fierce eyes, and the knife shot past him.

Lou Yu ignored the classmate, greeted Ning Wenjun, went to the storage area to collect the letter, and left Yunhai.

Lou Yu first returned to the dormitory in D area by the suspended air train, put the love letter weighing several kilograms on the coffee table and walked out of the dormitory, trying to find a job near the dormitory area to earn some living expenses, but he went to several shops, all was rejected.

To put it simply, there is no shortage of students looking for odd jobs in the college district. When the shops have a choice, they will naturally give priority to students with work experience and good looks.As for the bad face of Louyu, students who have no work experience are brushed off in minutes.

After No. 12 rejections, Louyu had to accept the cruel fact that he couldn't find a job.

It was already five o'clock in the afternoon, and it was close to dinner time. He took the suspended sky train to Linfu Supermarket, the largest supermarket in the college district, and decided to buy some ingredients.

Two Jiayang coins for one cucumber, three Jiayang coins for two potatoes, two Jiayang coins for three eggplants, twenty Jiayang coins for thirty eggs, twelve Jiayang coins for one catty of pork belly, one catty 42 Jiayang coins for beef, [-] Jiayang coins for a catty of rice...

The combined monthly living expenses of Lou Yu and Lou Shi are 72 plus Yang coins. After deducting the monthly dormitory fee of [-], there is still [-] left. This money is definitely not enough for Lou Yu and Lou Shi. For food expenses, you need to know that a bowl of beef noodles in the college area costs [-] plus yang dollars, two people pay [-] plus yang dollars for six bowls a day, and at least [-] plus yang dollars a month.Lou Yu suddenly regretted that there was half a bowl of beef noodles left at noon, and he should pack it up and take it back to the dormitory.

Lou Yu felt the pressure was great, life was so cruel, and life without Yang coins was difficult at every step. He took a deep breath, and walked to the special food area with a shopping basket.

The special food ingredients area is full of fruits and vegetables that have not been sold for a long time, because they are not fresh enough, they can only be sold at a low price.

Lou Yu picked and picked, bought two cucumbers, two potatoes, a catty of kidney beans... In just a short while, the entire shopping basket was full of ingredients.

Lou Yu thought that he and Lou Shi were at the age when they were getting fit, so he went to the fresh milk section and bought a 2L bottle of fresh milk with a price of 24 plus Yang coins. Although the price is a bit expensive, the body is the foundation of making money. Not trying to save on this one.Inadvertently, he passed through the mineral water area.

Lou Yu blinked, he took a few steps back, returned to the mineral water area, and checked the price of the mineral water.

According to the different brands, the price of each bottle of mineral water varies a lot. The cheapest is 2ML for 500 plus Yang coins, and the most expensive is 68 plus Yang coins for 500ML.

Louyu stood there and watched for a while, and found that the sales of mineral water were very good. The best seller was Shuimi brand mineral water with 3ML for 500 plus Yang coins, followed by the cheapest Xiaolele brand with 2ML for 500 plus Yang coins. mineral water.

Lou Yu thought, if he can't find a job, maybe he can become a water merchant.

He walked around the supermarket again, made up for daily necessities, and then checked out. A trip to the supermarket cost close to [-] plus dollars, and Lou Yu's heart was bleeding.

When Lou Yu returned to the dormitory, Lou Shi hadn't come back yet, so he went into the kitchen and put the ingredients in the refrigerator to prepare dinner.

The dishes are very simple, braised eggplant, spicy tofu, and a sea vegetable soup.When he finished these, Lou Shi just came back, and the beautiful face that was still full of vigor in the morning showed obvious fatigue. When she saw the fragrant food on the table, the fatigue on her face was swept away immediately: "Brother, it smells so good, what are you doing?"

Lou Yu said: "Braised eggplant, spicy tofu, and seaweed soup."

Lou Shi went to the kitchen to wash her hands, filled two bowls of rice, and ate with Lou Yu. When she took the first bite of eggplant, Lou Shi immediately forgot the shredded potatoes in the morning, thinking that eggplant is the most delicious food in the world.

Lou Shi stared at Lou Yu with her beautiful eyes: "Brother, I feel a little bad!"

Lou Yu had a puzzled face: "?"

Lou Shi said: "It's so delicious and spicy! I feel like my brother will make me fat!" She said, taking another big mouthful of rice.

Lou Yu: "Uh..." He always felt that Lou Shi was too thin, and it would be great if he could be fed to make him fatter. He decided that he would make persistent efforts to cook some delicious food.

Lou Shi said: "Today I had lunch with my classmates. Eight people ordered six dishes, and each person was [-] Yang coins. The price is very expensive, but the taste is not good." She said, picking up a piece of tofu: "Or Brother's cooking is the best! Huh!?" At this point, she paused while eating, and looked at Lou Yu with bright eyes.

Lou Yu was stared at a little hairy.

Lou Shi said with a serious face: "Brother, can you start making lunch for me tomorrow? Saving Jiayang coins is one aspect, and the most important thing is, after eating the meal made by brother, I will never want to eat someone else's meal again! "

Lou Yu frowned slightly and said, "It's okay to do it, but wouldn't it be embarrassing to bring a box lunch to school?"

Lou Shi shook her head: "Why is it shameful? The prices in the college area are high, and many students in Liuhuo College bring their own lunch boxes."

Lou language: "..."

After dinner in the evening, the Lou Yu brothers and sisters went to the supermarket to buy lunch boxes again, and happened to pass by the mall on the way back.

Lou Shi dragged Lou Yu into the shopping mall and bought a lot of cosmetics. When she left, she happened to see a wig shop.

Lou Shi's steps stopped, she looked at Lou Yu's short hair, and then at her own long hair, endured it, but couldn't hold it back, she went into a wig shop and bought a fake long hair at a high price.

The sales lady smiled and said, "Student, the wig you bought is very similar to your current hairstyle. Maybe you can change it? For example, this wavy long hair must be very suitable for you."

Lou Shi looked at Lou Yu, blinked, and bought them all.

Lou Yu: "..." For some reason, he somehow had a very bad premonition.

Lou Yu suddenly remembered that Lou Shi told him two days ago that when they were young, they looked exactly alike, and no one could tell them apart. The happiest time for her at that time was when they switched identities.

At that time, Lou Shi also said that if Lou Yu's face was good, they might be able to go back to the past.

Lou Yu: "..." Lou Yu looked at the three beautifully packaged wigs by the staff, two of which were long hair and one was short. up.

Lou Shi settled the bill, took the bag handed over by the staff, her lips curved slightly, showing a bright smile.

Walking out of the wig shop, Lou Shi took Louyu to the electronic area and bought two small voice changers. The method of use is very simple. After recording the target voice, the voice changer looks like a piece of thin paper, only the size of a baby's fingernail. Stick it on your body, and you can make a designated sound.

Lou language: "..."

Lou Yu thought, before Lou Shi pays the bill, he must tell her firmly that he absolutely, yes, no, wants, pretends, women, pretends!Therefore, swapping identities is a must!right!Absolutely!right!No!Can!able!of!

Lou Yu's lips parted slightly, and she coughed lightly. Just as she was about to speak, Lou Shi had already rushed to the counter to ask for the bill. When she was paying, she looked towards Lou Yu with her beautiful eyes, a blush appeared on her cheeks, and she looked Shy and shy.

Lou Yu: "..." Seeing Lou Shi like this, Lou Yu swallowed the refusal forcefully.

If, if Lou Shi begged him to switch identities and live a different life for a day or two like this, he, he must have no way to refuse, right? QAQ Lou Shi has a satisfied face, and Lou Yu has a bitter face.

On the way back from the mall, Lou Yu hesitated, and bought 500 disposable water bottles, each bottle can hold [-]ML liquid, the price of disposable water bottles is very cheap, [-] bottles cost [-] Canadian dollars.

Lou Shi asked suspiciously: "Brother, what are you buying this for?"

Lou Yu said with a serious face, "I want to sell water."

Σ(°△°|||) Lou Shi opened her mouth wide and was stunned. Leaving aside whether Lou Yu has water to sell, can this kind of thing be sold casually?First of all, you need to test the quality of the water. If the quality passes the test, you need to be allowed to sell it, right?

Jiayang planet is sunny every day, rarely rains, and lacks water resources, and most of the water resources on Jiayang planet are provided by water system energy engineers.The energy bodies condensed by energy masters of other departments are all gases, while the energy bodies condensed by energy masters of water system are in a liquid state. This initially condensed liquid has many impurities, which can almost be called poisonous water. Most people drink the water that is filtered and filtered with this kind of poisonous water. The taste... is hard to describe.

Most of the various brands of mineral water sold by major brands are water condensed by high-level water energy engineers. The higher the level of energy engineers, the better the taste of the water condensed, and the more buyers there will be.Water is a huge profit, and many water system energy engineers want to chip in to make this money. Various brands of mineral water have emerged, and their competitiveness has become stronger and stronger.Lou Shi believes that even if his brother has a good water source, he will definitely not be able to compete with those brands.

Lou Yu said: "I observed it today. Recently, the college area is undergoing military training, and the food store in Yunhai is in short supply every day. I will sell it at the military training point tomorrow, so it should be able to sell."

Lou Shi: "..." She thought that Lou Yu probably hooked up with a water energy engineer.However, she believes that no matter how thirsty the students are, they will not be willing to accept water from unknown sources. The vast majority of students would rather take a long detour and choose iced water instead of warm water...

All in all, all in all, she is not optimistic about Lou Yu, but seeing Lou Yu's positive appearance, and thinking about the three wigs and two voice changers she just bought, she is a little bit reluctant to pour cold water on Lou Yu.

After shopping for all the items, the two returned to the dormitory. Lou Yu originally wanted to go back to the room, but was caught by Lou Shi.

Lou Shi said: "Brother, we can only wrong brother until we become stronger."

As Lou Shi said, she took out a pen and paper, and drew a large circle with two small circles inside, one vertical and one open.

Lou Shi simply drew a face, and then discussed with Lou Yu to put on fixed makeup for him.

According to Lou Shi's meaning, Lou Yu's face is getting better every day. She is very worried that Lou Yu will be molested, so before she is able to protect Lou Yu, she hopes that Lou Yu can pretend.

Lou Shi believes that this makeup doesn't need to be too ugly, but it can't make it look ugly. It's better to make it ugly or not, just paint some freckles on a few fixed places, and then add some acne marks.

Lou Yu sincerely thinks that Lou Shi is worrying too much, but seeing Lou Shi's serious face, she doesn't argue with her. Discuss with her, daub and change on the paper, freckles are drawn with brown pens, and freckles are drawn with pink pens It's acne scars.

After a while, Lou Shi smeared Lou Yu's face according to the painting method on the blueprint. After finishing all this, Lou Shi looked up and down and nodded in satisfaction.

Lou Shi often heard people say that her facial features are very good, the most beautiful of which is her eyes, which are as black as ink, like a deep pool, they are the most beautiful pair of pupils they have ever seen, none of them.Every time Lou Shi hears these words, she will think of Lou Yu's eyes. Many people ignore those eyes when they see Lou Yu because of the dense acne on their face. Every time she looks at Lou Yu's eyes, she always feels Those eyes are too attractive, no matter how many blemishes there are on the face, they can't cover up the soul-stirring eyes.

It's just that because of that face, many people selectively ignore it.

Lou Shi taught Lou Yu how to put on makeup. At the beginning, Lou Yu was in a mess, but after being caught and trained by Lou Shi for several hours, Lou Yu was able to paint well, at least he would not be living next door Ning Wenjun said, "Hey, I saw a bunch of freckles on your side yesterday, why do you feel that you have moved today?" Or, "Oh? Why does it feel like your face is changing every day?" and so on.

After a lot of tossing, Lou Yu returned to the room with thirty water bottles, condensed water and poured it into the water bottles.

Louyu gave these 1 bottles of water three grades. The water that has not been compressed is ordinary water, and the price is 1 plus Yang coins for 1 bottle. The purified water that has been compressed several times is medium water, and 3 bottle is 500 plus Yang coins. The last type of water is high-grade water. One ton of water is hard compressed into 10ml. If he compresses the water to [-]ml, it will be a proper top-level energy fluid.

For many people, no matter what brand of water, as long as it is water, the taste is the same, but Louyu can clearly feel the difference of each kind of water, not so much the taste is different, it is better to say that the feeling is different , Ordinary water can quench thirst, but the top-level water he condenses is cool in the throat, refreshing, and can relieve all fatigue in the human body.

In fact, no matter how good the effect of the water is, Lou Yu doesn’t think that anyone can buy this kind of water for almost the same amount of Jiayang coins as a night’s worth of beef noodles. like water.

For Louyu, it is not difficult to condense high-grade water, it can be said to be very simple, it only takes two to three minutes for a bottle.

In just a few moments, thirty water bottles have been filled.Lou Yu looked at the filled water bottle, thinking that other people need to drink water, Lou Shi must also need to drink water, so he condensed 500ml of water in the way of condensing the first-level energy liquid, which took nearly two hours , or the energy liquid, put it into Lou Shi's water bottle, after getting everything ready, Lou Yu fell into a deep sleep.

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