Ye Jianqiu

Shi Lu hesitated for a long time, and finally said: "Big and small, since the lord is not at home, I have to trouble you to pass a message for us after seeing the lord?"

"What's the matter?"

Ye Jianqiu didn't agree immediately, he had to see the situation first.

After Shi Lu coughed twice, he said angrily: "Your uncle and I planted watermelons on ten acres of land this year. Although the quality of the watermelons is not as good as the watermelons sent in, the melons are smaller, but it was specially entrusted by my uncle. The good watermelon seeds bought from outside are very suitable for growing in sandy land. When you open the melon, it is sandy soil, and it tastes very sweet. But seeing that the melon is ripe, it is about to sell for money, but it was stolen by a group of thieves the night before yesterday. It's all over! These rascals tied my two melon-watching children to death with ropes, and they stole several carts of watermelons!"

Shi Lu's wife added: "You don't know the size, it's even more irritating! This group of people finally stomped and stomped the small melons that didn't grow. It's all over!"

"Didn't you go and look for them? They can't eat so many melons, so they must be sold for money. Go to the market and find out if you can catch them."

Hearing Ye Jianqiu's words, Shi Lu sighed helplessly and said: "Actually, I don't know who the other party is? Isn't it the famous scoundrel Wang Dachuan in Xiaozhai Village! This is not the first time he has done this! We The fur beasts in the village are all free-range on the mountain, and Wang Dachuan would steal one from time to time and sell it, and no one in the village was spared, even your house was stolen once!"

Ye Dashan immediately said: "That's right, what your uncle was talking about was the fur beast of your San Gang family, and that scoundrel also stole a black one. Your father and I followed the hoofprints of the San Gang all the way." I found Wang Dachuan's house. Their house had a whole yard of livestock, and the black leather sniper was locked inside! But Dad and you Sangang didn't dare to go in to ask for it. He was a tyrant in the village. Famous rascal poppy!"

"Report to the officer."

Hearing Ye Jianqiu's words, Shi Lu scratched his hair helplessly and said: "It's not that I haven't reported to the official before. When I went to report to the official, the head catcher Yang was very nice and polite to people, but when I got home, I left Waiting for the right is because no one came down to investigate and arrest people! I found out later that the Wang family is also related to the Cao family, and we can't afford to provoke them. And I don't know why, but Wang Dachuan actually found out that I reported to the government. He didn't know where he found a dead man's leg, and threw it into my yard blatantly! My family was so scared that I couldn't sleep, and put the kitchen knife under the pillow every day. Then Wang Dachuan even threatened that if I went to report to the police again , just throw a dead man into our village well! Big and small, tell me, can we provoke such a person?"

Everyone present, whether adults or children, showed timid expressions, as if they were usually bullied ruthlessly.

Ye Jianqiu said: "It's really too much, what is the relationship between Wang Dachuan and Cao Da's family?"

Shi Lu said without hesitation: "He is the eldest brother of Cao County Magistrate's second brother and fifth concubine!"

Lizheng's wife said with tears in her eyes, "Big and small, you don't know. There are several persimmon trees in my aunt's field. Although the fruits are not delicious, they are good for making persimmon vinegar. My whole family eats all the vinegar in a year." Relying on these few trees, I don’t know when Wang Dachuan fell in love with him. He actually dug up the persimmon tree of my aunt’s house in broad daylight and planted it in their field! He said that this tree was Cao Cao’s. The county magistrate's private property, he has to personally take care of it... Big or small, that persimmon tree Cao county magistrate does not mark the number, he only registers the big trees that are mature. In fact, the real purpose of Cao county magistrate is not to let people cut it down. .The persimmons are very precious to me, why would I be willing to chop them up?"

Ye Jianqiu nodded secretly, the county magistrate Cao also knew the principles of wind and sand fixation.

Lizheng's wife wiped away her tears, took out a tightly sealed earthenware jar from the ground and put it on the table, saying, "Big or small, other aunts don't have anything for you. This is the persimmon vinegar brought by my aunt. There is also Only this vinegar is still available, this is the best jar my aunt made, it has been stored for three years, and it was just dug out of the ground before I came here."

Before Ye Jianqiu moved, Niu stepped forward and opened the clay pot. He was very happy to see the fruit vinegar, which was as transparent as wine. He dipped a finger into it, and then put it in his mouth. Mumbled and said: "It's not bad, a sour smell! It's really good persimmon vinegar!"

Ye Shuan wiped his nose and said roughly: "Mother, what is it? Is it delicious?"

"You are a starving ghost, you want to eat anything! I can't see you sour!" While cursing, Niu put his finger in again, dipped his finger in vinegar and wiped it in Ye Shuan's mouth, and Ye Shuan was sour. He yelled and spat on the ground, and rubbed the soles of his shoes after spitting... Now Caishuang couldn't stand it anymore, and slipped away quietly when no one was paying attention.

Ye Jianqiu pushed the jar of vinegar towards Niu and said, "Since you like it, take it."

This Niu family, all the greed and ignorance can't be hidden, the red fruit is all written on his face.

"Oh, this was given to you by your aunt, how can I be ashamed?" Although he said so, Niu still hugged the clay pot in his arms happily.

Lizheng's wife was a little speechless. Although she was uncomfortable, she had no choice but to push the boat along: "You can take it if you give it to you. Anyway, you are a family, and everyone eats the same."

"Then I'm not going to be polite! My family is big enough and there is no shortage of this in this mansion. Look at what they want in the mansion! Just the rose marinade is probably beyond the reach of ordinary people!"

Lizheng's wife couldn't get down from the stage, and her face blushed again and again.

Ye Shuan shouted from the side: "Mother, I'm hungry!"

"Why are you hungry, you're hungry before meal time!"

After Niu finished cursing, she sneaked a glance at Ye Jianqiu. If she heard correctly just now, this guy said that he would take them to a restaurant later!Eat restaurants, come to Qingyang Town to eat restaurants!For Niu, this is as happy as Chinese New Year!

"Let's go to the doctor first, and then go to eat after we're done."

It's still early now, probably the restaurants haven't opened yet, if they dine in the mansion, Niu's family alone will be talked about in the mansion.

"Success! Let's go with the big one! My big one is capable now. Not only can I find a doctor for a good medical treatment today, but I can also have a good meal!"

Ye Dashan, who didn't look like a patient, pulled Shi Lu up energetically and promised very proudly.Shi Lu was a little embarrassed. After all, he came here to ask someone to do something, and now he has to follow him for a meal. The other party is still a junior, and he is a bit embarrassing as an uncle.

As if seeing Shi Lu's hesitation, Ye Dashan yelled: "I'm so afraid! Isn't it just a meal, shouldn't he be a junior to take care of the elder's meal? Not only the big and small are in charge of the meal, but also the meal." Go to a good restaurant to eat, if he finds a bad restaurant, I, my father, will not follow him!"

Under Ye Dashan's enthusiastic persuasion, Shi Lu and his wife stood up embarrassingly.

"Daddy, I need to pee!"

Ye Shuan pulled his father's sleeve and said with a bitter face. Shi Nian and Shi Dui behind him also nodded frequently. It seems that they drank too much rose tea just now, and now they can't hold it anymore!

Ye Jianqiu pointed to the direction of the hut for the three boys, and told them not to intrude, and to gather at the gate of the mansion after the settlement.After finishing speaking, the three boys immediately ran away without a trace.

Ye Dashan said with a smile: "I have the book in my stomach, so I can drink water."

"That's right, those three kids ate up all the fruit cakes! It's really delicious!" Niu said without hesitation.

It is said that after the three boys ran to the hut, they saw a man in weird clothes cleaning the hut.

I saw him wearing a one-piece white overalls, a large white hijab covering his face, a large mask covering his mouth and nose, and a pair of thick-soled leather boots reaching to his knees. The bathroom is made of stone slabs, and the hands that are working are still wearing leather gloves that are longer than the elbow.

The three boys were startled suddenly when they saw the person in such attire, and stood there in a daze.The man said in a muffled voice, "Where is it Ye Shuan?"

Want to ask who is this?This is the famous "shit shovel officer" in the mansion - Ye Xiaoxi.

Ye Shuan was stunned for a long time, and then suddenly realized that he pointed at that person and laughed: "Ye Xiaoxi! It turned out to be Ye Xiaoxi! Xiaoxi, why do you take such a good job!"

Ye Xiaoxi didn't say a word, he just cleaned the toilet with a dull head, sprinkled quicklime again, and then retreated, and took off the mask covering his face.

"Aren't you going to the latrine?"

Hearing what Ye Xiaoxi said, Ye Shuan and the three of them felt a certain organ in their body swell, and hurried into the latrine.

"Ye Shuan! Is this a hut? It's so clean that I can't urinate!"

"Yes, there is no smell at all!"

The three of them stood side by side, and it took a long time before they peed out.

Ye Xiaoxi stood there with a sad face and waited. After the three of them left, he would go in and clean it again.If the cleaning is not clean, as Brother Jianqiu said, he will definitely be "laid off"!

Speaking of which, Ye Xiaoxi is quite tough, no one expected that the mansion would send him to do this kind of dirty work.At first, Ye Xiaoxi disagreed desperately, cried in the room for several days, and complained why brother Jianqiu, who was older than him, was not allowed to do it.

Mrs. Ma told him that Ye Jianqiu was in charge of the kitchen, so he absolutely couldn't interfere with the affairs of the latrine, who wouldn't mind being shy.Moreover, it is not a bad job to manage the reincarnation of the five grains, it is the highest paid job in the mansion, and it costs three times a month!

Even so, Ye Xiaoxi was not happy in every way.Finally, with the help of Ye Jianqiu, he designed a flush toilet for him, and made him some cool "chemical-resistant suits", masks, gloves, etc. After letting him eat enough of the melons and fruits, Ye Xiaoxi went to work aggrieved.

Ye Xiaoxi felt cool even after wearing the chemical protective suit. Ye Jianqiu praised him as an alien, but Ye Xiaoxi asked what it meant, and Ye Jianqiu joked that he was you from the stars...

People in the mansion would also exclaim when they saw him: "Oh my god, who is this!"

"Your ancestors!"

Hearing Ye Xiaoxi's voice, someone made a gesture to shake his fist, Ye Xiaoxi swung the dung spoon, and the opponent was completely defeated!

Now Ye Xiaoxi is the richest servant in the mansion, and most of the money under his name has been deposited in the bank account. No one in this mansion is treated better than him!Originally, people thought this was the dirtiest job, but Ye Xiaoxi flushed the toilet with water at most every day, sprinkled with lime, and didn't have to do anything else!

It turned out that Ye Xiaoxi did not need to do the dirtiest tasks such as cleaning the septic tanks. Farmers in the countryside had already made private deals with Ye Xiaoxi, and farmers would come to clean the septic tanks on their own initiative every few days.In order to compete for the septic tank to be used as farmyard manure, the farmers are scrambling to give gifts to Ye Xiaoxi!

No one expected such a result in the end, envious and jealous, someone in the house nicknamed him "Poop Shovel Officer" for peace of mind.Well, the two surnamed Ye from Xituer Village have their mouths covered!

Ye Xiaoxi was a little puzzled when he saw Ye Shuan, didn't Brother Jianqiu sell it?Why do people from their family come to the door all day long?But none of his own family members came looking for him!

Once, Ye Xiaoxi, who was shopping while eating expensive and unconscionable candied haws, happened to meet his parents on the street whom he hadn't seen for a long time.The father in rags was pushing the wheelbarrow with the mother who had broken her leg, and was about to seek a doctor to treat her leg with a sad face, but met him on the way.Ye Xiaoxi's mother held his hand and cried non-stop, his father rubbed his eyes red with sobs.Ye Xiaoxi didn't think too much about it, and insisted on inviting his parents to dinner, but his father pushed his mother and ran faster than a rabbit!After that, Ye Xiaoxi often passed by this street, but never met her parents again...

"Hey, Ye Xiaoxi, why are you in such a miserable situation?"

After Ye Shuan came out, he proudly patted Ye Xiaoxi on the shoulder, mocking him maliciously.

Ye Xiaoxi avoided his hands, pointed to the toilet and said, "There is a bucket inside, a gourd scoop in the bucket, and soap wrapped in oiled paper next to the bucket, wash your hands first after washing your hands! Otherwise your hands will not be clean! Brother Jianqiu said no Clean your hands, invisible bugs will eat you!"

"Oh, I drank a few sips of water just now."

A boy said pitifully.

Looking at Ye Shuan's thick pile of crumpled toilet paper in his pocket, Ye Xiaoxi said unhappily, "What are you doing with so much toilet paper from me? You took it away and I have to buy it again!"

This toilet paper was cut into squares under Ye Jianqiu's guidance, and then kneaded until soft and used as toilet paper in the toilet. Unexpectedly, most of it was taken away by Ye Shuan!If Caishuang's girl happened to be running out of paper, she would definitely be able to jump up and call him a mess!

Ye Shuan grinned, dissatisfied and said: "Small, I told my elder brother not to cook for you!"

"I still won't let him shit!"

Now their power is equal!

Shi Dui patted Ye Shuan heavily, who wanted to get angry, and whispered: "Hey, Shuanzi, what do you think is that?"

When Ye Shuan turned his head, he saw a bright red glowing from the shade of the green trees in the distance, and the wind blowing in front of him also carried a unique fragrance of fruit!

The three of Ye Shuan ran away, Ye Xiaoxi yelled behind him for a long time, but no one answered him.Panting, the three ran to the gate of the vegetable garden and stopped. They saw that the wall of the vegetable garden was more than one foot high, and the three of them could only stare greedily at a heavy fruit branch sticking out of the wall.

It's a peach!Pink and ripe peaches with cracks!

Due to the high sweetness of peaches, thick sugar juice is secreted on the surface of the peel, and even the fruit branches secrete large pieces of transparent peach gum similar to amber!Attracted a lot of bees buzzing on the branches!

Ye Shuan pouted on the door of the vegetable garden and looked in, but the door was tightly closed, he couldn't see anything, he could only smell the tangy fruity scent, which made him furious!

Ye Shuan ran to the latrine in one breath, grabbed Ye Xiaoxi who was cleaning up, and shouted: "Quick! Go and help me open the gate of the garden!"

Ye Xiaoxi said unhurriedly: "I'm not in charge of this, it's your elder brother who is in charge. He has a key on his belt..."

Ye Shuan threw Ye Xiaoxi aside, scolded angrily, and hurried back, only to see the two brothers from Li Zheng's family looking for a stone-stacked arhat.In the end, the three decided that Ye Shuan, who was the smallest, should be on top, and the two children from Lizheng's family should be at the bottom.

The three tremblingly supported the wall and stood up. Although Ye Shuan's calves were trembling with fear, he clung to the wall tightly and finally poked his head out of the wall...