Ye Jianqiu

Walking through the back door, stepping on the thick snow, the little guy looked around in the back kitchen, watching his father cracking eggs in front of the stove, Xiao Hou shrugged his nose and rubbed his stomach helplessly: "Uncomfortable, I'm going to poop!"

He went out and found a quiet and leeward corner, seeing no one around, commanded the snow and said, "Nepenthes rajas!"

There was no movement in the snow, and he yelled angrily: "Come out the toilet grass, I can't hold it anymore!"

After a creaking sound came from the ground, a bright red and purple Nepenthes gigantea reluctantly came out of the ground against the snowflakes, and its pitcher was in the shape of an urn. , the upper cover is like a huge purple-red tongue with a slight opening, and the edge of the pitcher is as thick as a red toilet seat, with very wide and dense ring-shaped slices. Looking down, there is still half a tube inside the bottom of the bag. water.

Xiao Hou lifted the red cover on the top, took off his pants and sat down, singing the song his father taught him while pulling.

"I'm standing here trying to see myself.

Little baby, like a fart.

I really want to go back to kindergarten, where I can swing and defecate anywhere.

Pretend not to see everything around you.

I really want to go back to kindergarten, looking forward to the donut at noon..."

After he finished solving it, he shouted happily: "It's time to wash your ass!" This was his most enjoyable moment!

After hearing a rattling sound, a tubular flower stamen protruded from the inside of the pitcher plant, and a thin stream of warm water sprayed out from the top, flushing the little butts like a smart toilet, and finally spraying out hot air to dry them.

When the little guy stood up contentedly, the pitcher plant quickly disappeared into the snow.

"Daddy! I want to drink grandma!"

"Wait a minute!"

Chaoge was busy roaring in front of the stove, the little guy circled around him, Chaoge's legs kept waving towards him, so angry that Chaoge stretched out his hand and pulled the little thing aside.

Finally, Little Roar saw the opportunity, jumped up and pulled out a big warm milk bottle from Chao Ge's arms, tiptoed to the pacifier and sucked it non-stop.Chaoge bent down helplessly, waiting patiently for him to finish his drink with a straight face.

The guys who were busy around all snickered. It turned out that this young man was actually a young father. The little dad was handsome and handsome, and his son Yuxue was cute.

When Chaoge came out with a bowl of hot and sour soup, Ye Jianqiu was sitting alone at the table, meditating with his chin in his hands.

Seeing a bowl of hot soup in front of him, Ye Jianqiu immediately grabbed Chao Ge and whispered in his ear: "Zhao Hao."

Chaoge was startled, and looked in the direction of Ye Jianqiu's finger, and sure enough there was a table of people making noise at the door.At the same time, the group of small green figures who love to join in the fun immediately rushed away, crawling under the legs of everyone.

I saw a beggar holding the corner of the table pitifully, staring at the pot of wine on the table, and said greedily: "Wine..."

Everyone sighed, this young man has white hair, really pitiful.

Someone picked up a piece of beef and handed it to Huazi: "Eat it!"

Seeing that Huazi stretched out his hand to knock it down, he said angrily, "Get lost! Give me wine!"

Seeing that he didn't know how to flatter him, someone kicked him far away by yelling at him. After rolling a few times on the ground, Huazi crawled over slowly, hugged the man's leg pitifully and said, "Wine ..."

The man cursed and then raised his hand and slapped Hanako on the face. Hanako didn't seem to feel the pain, but just endured it with her eyes closed. As the messy hair was blown away by the wind of the palm, everyone saw a picture Dirty, but alluring beauty's face!

The crowd of onlookers let out bursts of inhalation sounds, which is really a peerless beauty!

Xiaohou stumbled and held the big wine jug and handed it to Huazi: "Drink, I'll treat you to this meal!"

Because Xiaohou was dressed luxuriously and was exceptionally smart, the guests at that table were very indulgent to him, and seeing his bold words, everyone immediately became more polite to that Huazi.

I saw that Huazi smiled coquettishly, stretched out her hand to pinch the little guy's soft and chubby face, and said angrily: "Little baby, your brother emperor will definitely reward you..."

Everyone felt even more pity that this beauty was crazy because she wanted to be an emperor.

I saw that Hanako raised the jug and raised her neck to drink, revealing a delicate and elegant long neck and delicate collarbone.The onlookers immediately opened their eyes wide and looked wantonly at Hanako's exposed long white legs and delicate bare feet. She is really a natural stunner!

Seeing someone salivating, Xiao Hou said to the person: "If you sell this person to you, how much money are you willing to pay for it?"

The man was admiring with narrowed eyes, and said: "Little brother, if this beauty is in the south courtyard of the brothel, she must be the number one oiran, and I'm afraid it's worth at least a thousand taels of snow pattern silver."

As the saying goes, there are high-ranking people among the people, but some people keep shaking their heads and backing away: "No way! This person's hair is like silver moon, eyes like phoenix eyes, lips like red lotus, and voice like clear spring. He is clearly a beautiful jade hidden stone, a pearl falling into the abyss, It is extremely expensive, mortals must not touch it, or they will be punished by heaven! Don't say it is a thousand taels of silver, even if it is ten thousand taels of gold, don't plan to do this!"

However, there are bold people who don't care, being dazzled by the charming spring scenery in front of them, they reach out their hands to grope under the other's clothes, but they don't know that a catastrophe is imminent.

And Xiao Hou lowered his head, thinking secretly, what method can he use to get rid of this person without being discovered by his father?I'm afraid that Aunt Bihua's small Tingyue Tower can't afford it, so why not sell it to Yanchun Tower in Linyue City?Xiao Hou has already sensed with his extremely sensitive sense of smell that this person in front of him is beautiful but dangerous. The more he drinks, the stronger the smell of flames in the air. It seems that he is a tricky and valuable guy!

Xiaohou sighed, he had been listening to Yuelou selling many individual traffickers, and when his father found out, he got angry at him and confiscated his piggy bank - he went bankrupt!

I have been crying for several days, but the piggy bank is made of coconut shells that are bigger than a bucket, and it is full of money from traffickers!

But he is very tight now, should he sell a Huazi, at least it is a way to survive...

When Zhao Hao drank all the wine in one breath, he smashed the empty jug to the ground, lay on the ground and cried, "Shenlong is not greedy for fragrant bait, and colorful phoenix is ​​not in the cage! I think back when I was in Linyue City. , that splendid tower, a land of prosperous dragons and tigers, there are eighteen scholars in literature, and eighteen masters in martial arts. It is really a class of Yuanji, Lu Xubinbin! All talented and wise people in the world are all recommended. In power, do your best! Pity me for being loved by everyone, but when I look at it coldly, everyone hates it..."

The whining cry broke the heart and lungs, arousing pity.

After Zhao Hao finished crying, he collapsed on the ground as if he had exhausted all his strength. The casual and sexy lying position aroused the bad guy's desire even more.

"This man is so pitiful. There is still a lack of a guy in my shop. Why don't I take him away now."

After finishing speaking, the man hurriedly stretched out his arms to hug him, but Zhao Hao stretched out a long leg with his eyes closed, and kicked the man who was close to him to the roof with a "thump"!The man was hit by the wooden beam and his brains were splashed all over the place. Before the man fell, Zhao Hao's eyes were wide open, and his mouth spewed fire into the air. The man was burned into black charcoal while he was suspended in the air. Gu Hei charcoal turned into pieces of white ash in an instant, and as the ashes scattered in all directions, the gold and silver objects carried by the man were dissolved into molten iron, splashing drop by drop onto the ground with a squeaking sound!

All the people in the room were stunned, and when they came back to their senses, they immediately ran away screaming!

The inn, which was bustling just now, immediately seemed empty.

Xiao Roar happily clapped his hands and jumped off the chair, excitedly saying: "Great, he's mine now!"

At this moment, a big gentle hand gently pressed Xiaohou's shoulder.

Xiao Hou was taken aback for a moment, only to see a stranger standing beside him at some point.

He stared blankly into the man's eyes, only to see that there seemed to be a clear spring in the eyes, staring at it for a moment, unconsciously, all thoughts disappeared, leaving only silence.In the wind and snow, the stranger's black robe fluttered, and a thin layer of snowflakes fell on his long red hair. He had an elegant and dignified temperament, and his face was soft, and his smiling lips curled into a beautiful arc.

One flower, one world, one side, one pure land, beautiful, comfortable in the depths of the soul, only silence can be joyful.

"I'm your grandfather."

After hearing that gentle voice, Xiaohou was taken aback for a moment, then made a bitter face.Although this person has a dusty temperament, why does he curse at others when he speaks?

I saw that person waved his hand, the door of the inn was closed, and waved his hand again, the pile of flames in the house that were about to be extinguished suddenly rose up, and the room suddenly became quiet and warm.He took off his black robe, covered Zhao Hao lightly, and carried him to the fire to put him away.

"It's really capricious. There's no fun in living too long..."

The man shook his head lightly, then turned his head and smiled at the two people behind him, "Why don't you hurry up and help?"

Chaoge's eyes were moist, and he walked forward slowly, and said aggrievedly: "Zhao Chun..."

Zhao Chun smiled and looked at Chaoge quietly. The child's eyes were a little more calm and restrained. After all, he was already a husband and a father.

He stepped forward, hugged Chaoge gently, and patted him on the back to reassure him: "I'm fine, don't worry."

Chao Ge choked with sobs: "You really know how to wake up at the right time. Now you are no longer needed anywhere, but you have appeared."

"Who said that? I like to take children, I like this little guy, take it away for fun."

Zhao Chun roared to Xiao: "You know, I have a big cave on the top of the snow mountain, and there is the most rare treasure under the cave, if you like..."

"grandfather!"

Xiao Roar yelled happily, and threw himself on Zhao Chun excitedly!