Xu Lei did feel a little bit about a place where he couldn't talk.Of course, Salvis has treated him with special methods, but the psychological shadow still hangs over his head.
Now whenever he sees Salvis, he feels his heart tremble.
Damn chicken, this is not human!horrible!so horrible! ! !
At the beginning, I coaxed myself to say "it doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt", but it definitely didn't hurt because it wasn't you who hurt!It's not just a single pain, but also mixed with various complex feelings, it's unbearable at all!It's more terrifying than going to prison!
So after one night, Xu Lei's attitude towards a certain matter changed from curiosity to rejection, and Salvis... this guy is less and less like a frozen demon, and his morals are already comparable to a succubus.
Salvis walked around the bedroom with his bare upper body and his buttocks wrapped in a blanket: "Well, do you think I'm a 'succubus' now?"
Xu Lei subconsciously felt that this guy would not say anything good.
Salvis continued: "The succubus has a tradition. Counting from the day when the two demons confirmed their relationship, they have to be lingering for seven days to complete the wedding ceremony. The succubus believes that 'sex' is a beautiful thing. , and demons can gain strength and spirit from it..."
Xu Lei interrupted him sadly: "Stop talking, I understand."
He took a deep breath: "You can't just look at the succubus or the frozen demon. Maybe the demon race is not a good thing."
The king of the race who is not a good thing raised his eyebrows, thinking that you have scolded yourself too →_→However, Xu Lei, who talked very happily, still couldn't get rid of his fate.He curled his lips at Salvis, who was naked [actually not completely naked]: "Can you put on your clothes?"
Salvis looked sad: "No. The Frozen Demon is very sensitive to body temperature. I can feel that my body temperature is still very high, but you can't let me continue to vent...so I have to use it for you. It’s a way to cool yourself off.”
Xu Lei: "..."
Don't you know how to take a cold shower?Or do you need the baby to throw you a frost spell? ! ! !
Salvis only revealed one meaning: don't talk nonsense, otherwise the Demon King will continue driving.
Xu Lei shut up resentfully.
However, the three souls in his body spoke out at the same time.
System: [Di~ bus card. 】
Qian Tianluo: "Drip~Ancient God Card."
Su An: "Drip ~ Reaper card."
... what the hell.
So at this time, someone knocked on the door suddenly, which was a kind of salvation for Xu Lei.
He ran downstairs very eagerly but not quickly, and accidentally twisted his extremely fragile waist, and he felt like he couldn't close his legs when he took a slightly longer step. Damn his heart was sore .
Opening the door, Xu Lei with a distorted expression saw a male elf who looked like a moonlight elf, but... no matter how you looked at it, he was not a male elf.
His appearance is exactly that of a Moonlight Elf, there is no problem with that, but his temperament...doesn't look like a Moonlight Elf.
Xu Lei dare not say that he knows the Moonlight Elf race very well, but he has seen many Moonlight Elf demons. The Moonlight Elf is a relatively simple and noble race. The desire for power is not heavy, and there is a naive temperament. Although the elf queen at the top seems a bit strong, while the moon goddess priestess is gentle and dignified, but the moonlight elves at the lower level are closer to Xu Lei's understanding, even those who said at the beginning that they want to "replace the moonlight" "Destroy you" elf, to be honest, is also cute among bears.
Of course, this kind of bear kid Xu Lei doesn't want to contact him.
The Moonlight Elf in front of me, gives the impression...it doesn't look like a Moonlight Elf.
To be honest, instead, he reminded Xu Lei of the leader who liked to paint big cakes for his employees and take credit for them when he was an office worker...
The moonlight elf looked at Xu Lei with gentle eyes, but Xu Lei just felt that he looked like his leader who liked to paint big cakes.
Inexplicably, he let the moonlight elf in, and the moonlight elf dressed as the captain of the guard team had a reserved smile on his face: "Queen of the moonlight elves... Your Majesty is very optimistic about the cosmetics recently promoted by the demon mission, so he sent me Come to ask if there are any other useful medicines on the Dark Mountains, so that the two races can communicate with each other."
Xu Lei felt that what the Moonlight Elf said was decent, but his tone was a bit frivolous and disrespectful. He could understand this after thinking about it. The Moonlight Elf is so noble, these intelligent races are like this, even if someone bought yours Cosmetics, you can't make everyone in the family increase their favorability towards you.
However, there is still a sense of incongruity.
However, because the Queen's message brought by the other party is still good, at least it shows the possibility of formal trade between the two clans.
So Xu Lei still enthusiastically introduced to the Moonlight Elf: "Not only cosmetics, but also skin care products and formulas, as well as formulas for food supplements! The current aesthetics of the Moonlight Elf is actually similar to that of our blood demons. I believe that the two races can develop together. Let's make progress together!"
God of Calamity wearing the skin of the Moonlight Elf: "..."
Seeing the other party's confused expression, Xu Lei knew how to deal with such a person.He has almost become the cabinet sister of a cosmetics store these days—oh no, cabinet brother, he can say a few words regardless of whether it is a moonlight elf who loves plain makeup or heavy makeup, but in the end he just wants to fool them into buying it Things, I have to try it out for the last time, and if I feel good, I will come again next time.
But next time, it will not be that simple. You need to apply to the priestess of the moon goddess to buy it. If you have any materials that you can sell to the devil, it will be easier to apply, otherwise you will have to wait.
Immediately raise the grade of the devil's goods, now you ignore me, next time I will make you unbearable~(≧▽≦)/~
As for the moonlight elf in front of him, although he looked a little cold and had the Queen's orders, in Xu Lei's view, he was a related family, and it was worth fooling around.
When the God of Calamity came, he was already prepared in his heart - he felt that this demon must have a purpose in coming to the Emerald Forest, but is this purpose visible or invisible?Do you want to win over the Moonlight Elves or do you want to tamper with the Emerald Secret Realm?
God of Calamity actually leans towards the latter.
He thought that he was well-informed, and it would be appropriate to investigate a few little devils, but as a result... now the whole god is confused.
cosmetic? --What's that? ? ?
skin care products? ——What is that? ? ?
As for what the devil kept saying, "Moonlight Elf used to like lip glaze in XX color, but now the fashion trend has changed and the mainstream preference has become XXX color... XXX is especially good for contouring, it looks great on your skin. Healthy but you will be more youthful and beautiful with this set of contouring powder..." What does that mean? ? ?What is lip gloss?What is the color number?What the hell is grooming? ? ?
The God of Natural Disasters: Confused.JPG
And when Xu Lei rolled up his sleeves and was about to give him a real trial, the God of Natural Disasters...had already begun to doubt life—oh no, it was God who was born.
He watched this handsome and normal-looking devil boy unscrew a suspicious bottle, and then drip some more suspicious viscous white liquid...After some work, half an hour later...he saw the thing in the mirror Zhang is literally covered in magic.
Although he still looks like the moonlight elf he pretended to be, the feeling has completely changed.
Even if his aesthetics are just those of a stupid straight man, the God of Calamity can still tell that a huge change has happened to him.
Seeing the trance-like appearance of the Moonlight Elf, Xu Lei also felt that he was really too powerful these days. At the beginning, he was just a stupid straight man... no, he was a stupid former straight man!At that time, as long as he didn't see the girl with obvious makeup, he would have thought that the girl had no makeup!But after a few days of cultural influence, he realized that it turned out!It turns out that the natural beauties and beauties without makeup he saw before were all deceptive!
However, he has adapted well. In his opinion, makeup is no different from wearing clothes. Everyone likes to wear good-looking clothes, and no one wants to wear ugly ones, for a reason.
So now he has evolved, he has learned the elementary tutorials, and he is able to put on very simple makeup on others. It is appropriate to scare a real straight man like the God of Calamity.
After all, no matter how inexperienced Xu Lei is, he also traveled from the era of the information explosion. He has heard of many things, and the God of Natural Disasters...
After sending the moonlight elf away, Xu Lei breathed a sigh of relief: "Salves! Hurry up and praise the baby! I bought another thousand gold coins!"
Salvis came down from the second floor with an extremely sincere expression: "Boom, baby Xu Lei is so amazing!"
Xu Lei: "~(≧▽≦)/~That's it!"
So when the god of natural disasters came, he came empty-handed, and when he left, he carried a lot of things.
There are a lot of them, not only cosmetics and skin care products, but also... this world version of COS clothing...
This costume was also made by Xu Lei and the others. It was originally just for the convenience of bringing a few more sets of demon clothes. Of course, they were all new. At that time, Xu Lei thought that if there were elves who liked demon culture, he could give the clothes to others. as a gift.However, it was later discovered that the Moonlight Elf held a masquerade party every year, which was actually similar to cosplay, and Xu Lei's clothes came in handy.
The moonlight elves prefer silver and green, but the boys and girls in the middle school of the elves will not only dress up as elves at the masquerade ball, they will dress up as various ghosts-the black and red clothes of the demons are just right.
It just happened to be sold to this "Small Elf Captain" who came today.
The god of natural disasters was carrying a big bag of things, and he was still in a trance while walking on the road: "Did the goddess of moonlight wear makeup? Did the elf queen wear makeup? All beauties in the world rely on makeup?"
On the one hand, he felt that he shouldn't make such a big fuss, and that it was nothing serious, but on the other hand, he felt that he had been deceived for so many years, and his knowledge could not even match that of a little devil.
...But speaking of which, that little devil really knows how to dress up... I really lack such talents in my subordinates...
After the Goddess of Moonlight separated from the Goddess of Hell and the God of Light, she felt a little nervous. She couldn't go back to the God Realm directly.Her body is contaminated with the breath of other gods, and there are obvious dark elements-how can there be dark elements on the goddess of moonlight?If this is discovered by the "high priest" in the sky, it will be a bad thing.
But this is not a big deal, there is Moonlight Spring in the Emerald Secret Realm, and that spring water can wash away all foreign elements.
Having said that, I still have a strange feeling in my heart, as if something big is about to happen.
...But this is the Emerald Secret Realm of the Moonlight Elves, shouldn't it be a very safe place for a goddess like her?
Now whenever he sees Salvis, he feels his heart tremble.
Damn chicken, this is not human!horrible!so horrible! ! !
At the beginning, I coaxed myself to say "it doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt", but it definitely didn't hurt because it wasn't you who hurt!It's not just a single pain, but also mixed with various complex feelings, it's unbearable at all!It's more terrifying than going to prison!
So after one night, Xu Lei's attitude towards a certain matter changed from curiosity to rejection, and Salvis... this guy is less and less like a frozen demon, and his morals are already comparable to a succubus.
Salvis walked around the bedroom with his bare upper body and his buttocks wrapped in a blanket: "Well, do you think I'm a 'succubus' now?"
Xu Lei subconsciously felt that this guy would not say anything good.
Salvis continued: "The succubus has a tradition. Counting from the day when the two demons confirmed their relationship, they have to be lingering for seven days to complete the wedding ceremony. The succubus believes that 'sex' is a beautiful thing. , and demons can gain strength and spirit from it..."
Xu Lei interrupted him sadly: "Stop talking, I understand."
He took a deep breath: "You can't just look at the succubus or the frozen demon. Maybe the demon race is not a good thing."
The king of the race who is not a good thing raised his eyebrows, thinking that you have scolded yourself too →_→However, Xu Lei, who talked very happily, still couldn't get rid of his fate.He curled his lips at Salvis, who was naked [actually not completely naked]: "Can you put on your clothes?"
Salvis looked sad: "No. The Frozen Demon is very sensitive to body temperature. I can feel that my body temperature is still very high, but you can't let me continue to vent...so I have to use it for you. It’s a way to cool yourself off.”
Xu Lei: "..."
Don't you know how to take a cold shower?Or do you need the baby to throw you a frost spell? ! ! !
Salvis only revealed one meaning: don't talk nonsense, otherwise the Demon King will continue driving.
Xu Lei shut up resentfully.
However, the three souls in his body spoke out at the same time.
System: [Di~ bus card. 】
Qian Tianluo: "Drip~Ancient God Card."
Su An: "Drip ~ Reaper card."
... what the hell.
So at this time, someone knocked on the door suddenly, which was a kind of salvation for Xu Lei.
He ran downstairs very eagerly but not quickly, and accidentally twisted his extremely fragile waist, and he felt like he couldn't close his legs when he took a slightly longer step. Damn his heart was sore .
Opening the door, Xu Lei with a distorted expression saw a male elf who looked like a moonlight elf, but... no matter how you looked at it, he was not a male elf.
His appearance is exactly that of a Moonlight Elf, there is no problem with that, but his temperament...doesn't look like a Moonlight Elf.
Xu Lei dare not say that he knows the Moonlight Elf race very well, but he has seen many Moonlight Elf demons. The Moonlight Elf is a relatively simple and noble race. The desire for power is not heavy, and there is a naive temperament. Although the elf queen at the top seems a bit strong, while the moon goddess priestess is gentle and dignified, but the moonlight elves at the lower level are closer to Xu Lei's understanding, even those who said at the beginning that they want to "replace the moonlight" "Destroy you" elf, to be honest, is also cute among bears.
Of course, this kind of bear kid Xu Lei doesn't want to contact him.
The Moonlight Elf in front of me, gives the impression...it doesn't look like a Moonlight Elf.
To be honest, instead, he reminded Xu Lei of the leader who liked to paint big cakes for his employees and take credit for them when he was an office worker...
The moonlight elf looked at Xu Lei with gentle eyes, but Xu Lei just felt that he looked like his leader who liked to paint big cakes.
Inexplicably, he let the moonlight elf in, and the moonlight elf dressed as the captain of the guard team had a reserved smile on his face: "Queen of the moonlight elves... Your Majesty is very optimistic about the cosmetics recently promoted by the demon mission, so he sent me Come to ask if there are any other useful medicines on the Dark Mountains, so that the two races can communicate with each other."
Xu Lei felt that what the Moonlight Elf said was decent, but his tone was a bit frivolous and disrespectful. He could understand this after thinking about it. The Moonlight Elf is so noble, these intelligent races are like this, even if someone bought yours Cosmetics, you can't make everyone in the family increase their favorability towards you.
However, there is still a sense of incongruity.
However, because the Queen's message brought by the other party is still good, at least it shows the possibility of formal trade between the two clans.
So Xu Lei still enthusiastically introduced to the Moonlight Elf: "Not only cosmetics, but also skin care products and formulas, as well as formulas for food supplements! The current aesthetics of the Moonlight Elf is actually similar to that of our blood demons. I believe that the two races can develop together. Let's make progress together!"
God of Calamity wearing the skin of the Moonlight Elf: "..."
Seeing the other party's confused expression, Xu Lei knew how to deal with such a person.He has almost become the cabinet sister of a cosmetics store these days—oh no, cabinet brother, he can say a few words regardless of whether it is a moonlight elf who loves plain makeup or heavy makeup, but in the end he just wants to fool them into buying it Things, I have to try it out for the last time, and if I feel good, I will come again next time.
But next time, it will not be that simple. You need to apply to the priestess of the moon goddess to buy it. If you have any materials that you can sell to the devil, it will be easier to apply, otherwise you will have to wait.
Immediately raise the grade of the devil's goods, now you ignore me, next time I will make you unbearable~(≧▽≦)/~
As for the moonlight elf in front of him, although he looked a little cold and had the Queen's orders, in Xu Lei's view, he was a related family, and it was worth fooling around.
When the God of Calamity came, he was already prepared in his heart - he felt that this demon must have a purpose in coming to the Emerald Forest, but is this purpose visible or invisible?Do you want to win over the Moonlight Elves or do you want to tamper with the Emerald Secret Realm?
God of Calamity actually leans towards the latter.
He thought that he was well-informed, and it would be appropriate to investigate a few little devils, but as a result... now the whole god is confused.
cosmetic? --What's that? ? ?
skin care products? ——What is that? ? ?
As for what the devil kept saying, "Moonlight Elf used to like lip glaze in XX color, but now the fashion trend has changed and the mainstream preference has become XXX color... XXX is especially good for contouring, it looks great on your skin. Healthy but you will be more youthful and beautiful with this set of contouring powder..." What does that mean? ? ?What is lip gloss?What is the color number?What the hell is grooming? ? ?
The God of Natural Disasters: Confused.JPG
And when Xu Lei rolled up his sleeves and was about to give him a real trial, the God of Natural Disasters...had already begun to doubt life—oh no, it was God who was born.
He watched this handsome and normal-looking devil boy unscrew a suspicious bottle, and then drip some more suspicious viscous white liquid...After some work, half an hour later...he saw the thing in the mirror Zhang is literally covered in magic.
Although he still looks like the moonlight elf he pretended to be, the feeling has completely changed.
Even if his aesthetics are just those of a stupid straight man, the God of Calamity can still tell that a huge change has happened to him.
Seeing the trance-like appearance of the Moonlight Elf, Xu Lei also felt that he was really too powerful these days. At the beginning, he was just a stupid straight man... no, he was a stupid former straight man!At that time, as long as he didn't see the girl with obvious makeup, he would have thought that the girl had no makeup!But after a few days of cultural influence, he realized that it turned out!It turns out that the natural beauties and beauties without makeup he saw before were all deceptive!
However, he has adapted well. In his opinion, makeup is no different from wearing clothes. Everyone likes to wear good-looking clothes, and no one wants to wear ugly ones, for a reason.
So now he has evolved, he has learned the elementary tutorials, and he is able to put on very simple makeup on others. It is appropriate to scare a real straight man like the God of Calamity.
After all, no matter how inexperienced Xu Lei is, he also traveled from the era of the information explosion. He has heard of many things, and the God of Natural Disasters...
After sending the moonlight elf away, Xu Lei breathed a sigh of relief: "Salves! Hurry up and praise the baby! I bought another thousand gold coins!"
Salvis came down from the second floor with an extremely sincere expression: "Boom, baby Xu Lei is so amazing!"
Xu Lei: "~(≧▽≦)/~That's it!"
So when the god of natural disasters came, he came empty-handed, and when he left, he carried a lot of things.
There are a lot of them, not only cosmetics and skin care products, but also... this world version of COS clothing...
This costume was also made by Xu Lei and the others. It was originally just for the convenience of bringing a few more sets of demon clothes. Of course, they were all new. At that time, Xu Lei thought that if there were elves who liked demon culture, he could give the clothes to others. as a gift.However, it was later discovered that the Moonlight Elf held a masquerade party every year, which was actually similar to cosplay, and Xu Lei's clothes came in handy.
The moonlight elves prefer silver and green, but the boys and girls in the middle school of the elves will not only dress up as elves at the masquerade ball, they will dress up as various ghosts-the black and red clothes of the demons are just right.
It just happened to be sold to this "Small Elf Captain" who came today.
The god of natural disasters was carrying a big bag of things, and he was still in a trance while walking on the road: "Did the goddess of moonlight wear makeup? Did the elf queen wear makeup? All beauties in the world rely on makeup?"
On the one hand, he felt that he shouldn't make such a big fuss, and that it was nothing serious, but on the other hand, he felt that he had been deceived for so many years, and his knowledge could not even match that of a little devil.
...But speaking of which, that little devil really knows how to dress up... I really lack such talents in my subordinates...
After the Goddess of Moonlight separated from the Goddess of Hell and the God of Light, she felt a little nervous. She couldn't go back to the God Realm directly.Her body is contaminated with the breath of other gods, and there are obvious dark elements-how can there be dark elements on the goddess of moonlight?If this is discovered by the "high priest" in the sky, it will be a bad thing.
But this is not a big deal, there is Moonlight Spring in the Emerald Secret Realm, and that spring water can wash away all foreign elements.
Having said that, I still have a strange feeling in my heart, as if something big is about to happen.
...But this is the Emerald Secret Realm of the Moonlight Elves, shouldn't it be a very safe place for a goddess like her?
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