When the protagonist finds out that he has angered the Demon King

After the milk-flavored melon seeds incident, both Xu Lei and Calvin Shiren seem to be elementary school students. With a little secret in common, the relationship has become closer_(:зゝ∠)_

In the early morning, Calvin and Shi Ren sat in their seats, waiting for Xu Lei to arrive.

When Xu Lei saw the two of them, he whistled: "Hey, sit in a row and eat fruit."

Calvin: "???"

Stone Blade: "???"

Cavin took out a bottle of wine: "This is still made from underground black grapes. It was made 50 years ago, and the taste is very mellow."

Shi Ren scratched his head, he had never had a friend, this was the first time he was so close to someone.Yesterday when he went home and asked the elders in the family: "How do you get along with friends who eat melon seeds together outside?", the elders in the family almost fell to the ground in fright.

As we all know, people in the Bone family are upright and too serious, so they don't have many friends.

As we all know, the squareness of the stone blade? Bone... is considered one of the best in the Bone family.

Stone Blade-Bone finally had a friend who eats, drinks, and plays [not really], which caused an uproar in their family. His parents and elder brother thought it was a big deal, and they could take this opportunity to teach him a lot of truths about being a devil. Let him really mature.

So, when he came the next day, his father brought him a bag of meat, his mother told him to come in "casual" clothes, not a suit of armor, and his brother suggested that he bring some Take a day off and spend a few days with friends, so don't give the impression that you don't know how to adapt.

However, no matter whether it is his parents or elder brother, they are still members of the Bone Tribe in their bones, so the meat that Stone Blade finally brought was raw meat... The "casual" clothes just changed from plate armor to leather armor, and he asked for leave... In the end, he still didn't ask .

The raw meat is produced by the deer raised by the Baigu family. The meat is relatively old, and it is very tough to bite, with an attractive meaty aroma.

Calvin also gave a thumbs up when he saw it: "Meat, wine, and side dishes are all there! Find a clean place, find some tables and chairs, and we can start eating!"

Xu Lei nodded: "Just here, let's light a bonfire, get some cups and plates, and have a picnic here."

The death knight boot camp is a warm and sacred existence in the hearts of the knights. Small dining halls are not allowed here. You can either go home or go to the cafeteria to eat.

It's a pity that Shiren and Calvin can be regarded as privileged elements, but Xu Lei was born without such awareness. They just cleaned the floor and started working in the house.

The wine is mellow, the barbecue is delicious and tough, and the fragrant melon seeds are the foil.When Xu Lei was not so nerdy in the original world, he was often drunk in the workplace. He thought he had already practiced, so he drank boldly and vigorously, not only drinking himself, but also drinking Shiren and Caven.

"This wine is good! Come and drink! It's done!" As soon as he drank the wine, Xu Lei swelled up and hooked Calvin's neck, which made the fallen angel, who was generous and lively on the surface, but noble and glamorous in his heart, very uncomfortable. He felt that it was a waste for Xu Lei to drink so much.

Xu Lei forcibly turned the high-end meal into a food stall, but he didn't realize it, and was still teaching Shi Ren and Cawen to play drinking orders and tongue twisters.

"How are you guys! Three peach gardens! Four joys and four joys! Five masters! Liuliu Shun!"

"The bench is wide, the shoulder pole is long, and the shoulder pole must be tied to the bench. The bench...does not let...on..."

The arrogant heart of the fallen angel can no longer overcome the nature of wanting to be with everyone. Calvin reached out and squeezed Xu Lei's cheek: "Hahaha! You can't tell clearly! Hahaha!"

"If you don't know, I don't know. What's the point of performing for you?" Xu Lei stretched his head to look at Shi Ren: "Is the meat ready? Hey Shi Ren, you have to eat it yourself, don't give it to us." ……belch!"

Stone Blade continued to fiddle with his barbecue on the fire, showing a slightly jerky smile.

If people outside saw it, they might be scared to death_(:зゝ∠)_

Xu Lei is only a first-level death knight, with extremely poor magic resistance, and now he has extremely poor resistance to alcohol, and he is already staggering drunk.Although Shi Ren looked scary, he didn't drink often, and he didn't have much resistance. Among the three, Calvin was in the best condition. He laughed and recited the brainwashing tongue twisters taught to him by Xu Lei, and couldn't stop at all. Looking at a handsome and handsome fallen angel, he just "fallen".

……hot.

Xu Lei opened his eyes in a daze, his body was rubbing against the cold ground, every time he was just getting better, something hotter in his heart beat violently, disturbing his life.

There seemed to be countless fiery snakes swimming in his body, crashing and turbulent in his body, making him uneasy. He subconsciously wanted to relieve it, but he didn't know what to do.

He had already torn off his clothes, but it was still not enough. The scorching heat from the inside out made him unable to calm down, so he accidentally knocked over the wine glass, and the rest of the wine dripped onto his body.It's cold, he let out a comfortable sigh, but then the touch of the wine turned hot.

Xu Lei frowned, was so uncomfortable that he was about to cry, and lay on the ground moaning.

If there is a time machine in this world, Xu Lei will definitely jump in and tell himself who ate venison an hour ago: "Fuck! Don't eat it! This is venison! Venison!"

[The male deer raised by high-level demons have extremely strong ♂♂♂health♂ functions. Demons without immunity will feel uncomfortable when they eat it for the first time, but they can suppress it, and the discomfort will be more intense when they eat it for the second time. , by the third consumption, the demon will automatically generate an immune system.This immunity can also be inherited through blood. 】【"It is recommended not to eat venison in an unconscious state, this is a lesson from blood!" ——From the first victim who ate venison and then [beep] bleeding. 】——If Xu Lei is still sober now, he will never touch this kind of meat again.

——If he had a time machine, he wouldn't even touch it for the first time_(:зゝ∠)_

[Beep] Bleeding!How terrible!Sounds like a horror story!

However, he is not only unconscious, but also does not have a time machine.

Not far from his left, Shi Ren was lying on his back with his hands folded on his stomach, looking very well-behaved.

Calvin was still sitting and reciting his tongue twisters.

Three people, like three evil pens.

……

The elders gathered together and stood where they belonged in the Demon Temple.

His Majesty the Demon Lord Salvis is sitting on his throne.

He is majestic, calm, and looks like an extraordinary handsome man, even his complexion is a little pale, and he is not a domineering type, but when he is sitting on the huge black throne, no one can say that he is not suitable for this seat .

When he first came to power, there were demons who provoked him, saying that the demon king was young and might be unstable in his hands, and then those demons disappeared one by one.

Up to now, no demon would question the ability of the Demon King.

On the contrary, everyone hopes that His Majesty the Demon King will not be so deep, just speak up if you have something to say, what does it mean to stare at us with your black eyeballs?

The elders of the several tribes who were arguing in the devil's temple are still talking about it, and they are anxious in their hearts. There is no other reason. The eyes of the demon king are so unpredictable!

"The Sect of Light has started again! Three waves of holy knights have already reached the foot of the mountain!"

"What I touch is either the Blood Fortress or the Broken Bones Fortress. Let the Knight Commander of the fortress take care of it."

"—What to do! The number of people in Blood Fortress is not many..."

"Who are you to blame for being weak? If you have the ability, don't the horned devil monopolize the Blood Fortress?"

"Who is to blame for our lack of resources? If you have the ability, you can help our knights and wizards who cannot be promoted by the horned demons advance?!"

It's a good meeting. It's similar to a vegetable market. The demon elders maintain a noble and glamorous appearance outside, but in this situation where there are no outsiders, they can't stand aloof.

Seeing the noise getting louder and louder, the sheep horned demons were more likely to get emotional, and couldn't help it, so they raised their hands across the crowd to tear the opponent's mouth.

Not to be outdone, his opponent hummed and sneered, and also raised his hands.

The Demon King coughed lightly: "The problem that knights and wizards cannot be promoted has indeed received attention recently."

Everyone fell silent immediately, and stood upright to listen, and the two who were about to fight just now also fell silent.

Demon King - Nonsense - Salvis: "I have sent Xu Lei - Hei Feng to study the difficulty of promotion. I believe that after a month, he will be able to hand over an answer that satisfies me."

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