Master in charge of whitewashing records [System]

Granny Meng added a handful of salt to the soup pot, turned her head and looked at Shentu who buried her face in her knees: "So, he said he didn't want to see you hooking up with others, and he said he would give you money in the future. What are you talking about?" ?”

Shentu said sullenly: "I, I will come to you directly!"

"Ah?" Granny Meng's eyes darkened, and she was so angry that she almost knocked him on the head with a spoon: "Do you love me or not? You should ask me about this situation on the spot. If I were you..."

Shentu raised his face: "What about me?"

"Ah cough." Granny Meng turned off the fire, cupped her face in her hands and pouted, "Brother Shoudian, what do you mean by saying that, do you want to treat my XX like this, and do this and that like me again?" ?”

As the wind sounded from behind, Po Meng turned her head without changing her expression, dodging a dozen plates thrown by Shentu.

Shentu blushed and said, "You, can you stop being so straightforward!"

Granny Meng snorted: "Okay, okay, innocent boy, alas, who would have thought that the door attendant who plays with flowers every day is still a bitch—"

Another plate flew past my ear.

"I don't think that's what he meant." Shentu scratched his hair and said with a chicken coop on his head, "I've suffered the loss of self-indulgence once before, and my memory has grown, so how could I suffer a second time. "

"Then I don't understand." Po Meng squinted, "Since you hate him so much, why do you keep running to him every day?"

"Who ran to him every day, obviously he called me—"

Meng Po narrowed her eyes and smiled, "If you don't cause trouble, can he call you over?"

Shentu: "..."

Meng Po smiled mischievously: "Say, do you want to attract the attention of the Lord of the First Hall?"

Shen Tu sat up abruptly, and turned his back: "What are you quoting, I did it to scare him off."

Granny Meng was startled suddenly.

Shentu turned around: "Why are you silent all of a sudden?"

Granny Meng's gaze flicked past his back, and then she smiled and said: "...to save face for you, let's not talk about it."

Shentu: "Hmph."

Po Meng made the soup thick and fragrant.

Shentu was still humming behind his back.

Granny Meng sighed softly. Every time she saw Shen Tu, she endured it very hard.

Resist not to feel bad.

She, Shentu and Yulu have been good friends since thousands of years ago. At that time, she always followed Shentu's ass like a piece of brown sugar, because he was different from other ghosts here. It has gray eyes and a high nose bridge, and its almost transparent milky white skin. In addition, there are a pair of majestic black wings behind it.

She used to be naughty and always liked to pluck the feathers on the wings. Shentu almost didn't rush her several times.

Later, Po Meng found out that Shentu cherished these wings the most, and even boasted that even in the Western Hell, the shape of his wings was one of the best.

At that time, little Meng Po held her face and said: "You always spread your wings to see, are you homesick?"

She remembered that Shentu raised his face at that time, and said proudly: "Wings are the symbol of our demons. Without wings, what kind of demons are we?"

But now he has no wings.

People say that Master Shimen gave up on herself because of love, but only she and very few people know that there are other reasons for this.

But having said that, who in the first place attributed the cause of Shentu's decadence to Lord Shoudian?

How much this person hates Lord Shoudian.

"Sister Meng Po," Shen Tu walked over at some unknown time, "If you continue to stir it up like this, the only bit of meat left will be gone. Those ghosts finally come to drink your Meng Po soup, Don’t let people leave when they’re full—hey, why are your eyes so red?”

He immediately became at a loss: "Did I say something wrong?"

Po Meng coughed twice seriously: "Too much chili was put in the soup today, and my eyes were smoky just now."

Shentu was taken aback.

"What, scared me to death, hahaha."

"..."

Granny Meng brought out a bowl of soup: "Come, help me taste it."

Shentu likes to try it the most, so he ran over with a smile and took a sip: "It would be better if it was more sour."

Po Meng didn't accept it at all: "I know you like sour food, but what I made today is Mexican style, the spicier the better."

Shentu wondered, "Since when did I love sour food?"

Granny Meng glanced at him: "It turns out that when we were studying, you gnawed on strings of candied haws every day, and wished to pour a pot of vinegar for dinner, did you forget?"

Shentu thought about it for a while, and had a little impression: "Is it that exaggerated?"

Meng Po smiled and said, "Everyone said you were pregnant."

Shentu couldn't help laughing too: "Crazy, hahaha."

The two drank soup face to face. Thinking of Shentu's purpose of coming today, Meng Po couldn't help but said, "I think Lord Shoudian is really kind to you. Although I didn't know what happened back then, I was just worried about your brain. , are you sure they really rejected you?"

Shentu sipped his soup in suspense, without saying a word: "Hmph."

Why didn't you refuse.

His first and only confession, he remembered every detail clearly.

******

1000 years ago.

……

"Let me tell you." Shentu put his arm around Yu Lv's shoulders, tirelessly brainwashing him: "If you like someone like Master Shoudian, what's the point of you staring at Shizi's stubborn stone every day? So what if you like it, people like him can't understand it at all!"

Yu Lv glanced at him: "Okay, why don't I just give up His Royal Highness and go after Lord Shoudian instead?"

Shen Tu was dumbfounded: "How can this work, you have to say first come first served."

Yu Lv: "Hahaha."

Shentu chased after him and grabbed his shoulder: "What are you laughing at, take back what you just said, you are so beautiful, I don't worry if you don't swear to me."

Yu Lu stared at his serious face for a while, then slowly opened his eyes wide: "So you like him so much."

Shentu covered his face: "I feel weak when I see him now."

Yu Lv: "..."

The weak-legged Shen Tu chose an auspicious day, decorated the training ground in a big way, and prepared to take down the beauty of the first palace, the King of Hades, like the romantic talent in the storybook.

Yu Lu's love life was bumpy back then, and he spent 12 points on the marriage of his best friend—first, he recruited all the wardens from the [-]th floor of hell to create momentum for Shen Tu, and then called the female ghosts he usually knew well. The immortals, including Po Meng and others, cheered, and they had a lot of small calculations in their hearts. They thought that in front of so many people, even if the King of the First Palace Hades refused, he would not embarrass Shentu on the spot.

It's different from His Royal Highness.

When King Hades of the first hall reviewed the fourth volume, a small warden who had been bribed by Shen Tu broke into the hall with a pale face and said, "My lord, it's terrible, there's a mess in the training ground!"

The first hall raised his eyes: "What's going on?"

The little jailer said with a guilty conscience: "Your Excellency, you should go and see for yourself. You are stupid and can't explain clearly."

The first hall looked at him in silence for a long while, until the little jailer was sweating profusely.

Shoudian put down his pen.

The little jailer breathed a sigh of relief, and ran out after him.

"Are you here?" Shentu tugged at Yu Lv.

Yu Lv stood on his feet and watched for a while, when suddenly he saw a black figure walking over.

No one can admit the temperament of the first hall.

He pushed Shentu onto the table like a cow: "Here we come, get ready!"

Shentu hurriedly straightened the feathers on his wings, and did not forget to wink at the female ghost fairies: "Sisters, start singing."

The female ghosts cooperated very well, and sang in unison the golden Western confession song that Shentu taught them all night: "You are the only one, you will be the shining star of my life..."

"What are they singing?" Shoudian asked.

"Back to the adults, even the little ones can't understand." The little jailer said.

Shoudian stopped talking, and continued to walk forward. The martial arts training ground was surrounded by ghosts, and even a mosquito could not squeeze in. However, the moment Shoudian appeared, those ghosts automatically separated from the middle, making room for a wide gap. avenue.

The avenue leads straight ahead.

Looking up in the first hall, Shen Tu, with silver hair and blue clothes, stood under the blood-stained sky like a pure and clean moonlight, smiling with an unprecedented refreshing breath on the high martial arts stage, humming an unknown language The song, the sound is sticky and soft, like a jar of thick syrup, so sweet that it is about to ferment and bubble.

Shentu really almost ran away with his head in his arms.

Since he was narcissistic from childhood to adulthood, he never knew what liking is or love is. Because of the appearance of the first hall, he also understood liking and love. The feeling of growing up overnight was really uncomfortable, and his heart was beating so fast.

If Lord Shoudian put his hand on his chest, he would definitely hear a sound of thump, thump, thump.

Seeing the first hall slowly approaching until he stopped, he suffered from acrophobia, wobbled, closed his eyes and shouted:

"My lord, I like you!"

"I'm here," he pointed to his heart, and continued to shout, "You are the one who lives here!"

All the ghosts were stunned, and Paipai started clapping.

The applause one after another gave Shentu courage, he opened his eyes in a frenzy, and looked directly at Hades, the first hall, with a smile.

His gray eyes bent into two crescent moons. When the wind blows, you can see the slightly red earlobes hidden under his silver hair. Shou Dian stares at him quietly, seeing that he has a romantic and suave smile on his face. However, the feathers on the wings stood upright, clearly nervous.

The first hall stretched out a hand towards him.

"Come down first."

Standing at such a high place, this appearance must be seen by everyone.For some reason, Shoudian didn't want them to get a glimpse of Shentu at this moment. It was the first time in his life that he had such a thought.

Shentu opened his eyes wide.

He laughed, and suddenly jumped straight into Shoudian's arms, hanging on Shoudian's body like a monkey.

Like the people in Shoudian, even his clothes had a cool fragrance of plum. Shentu would not let go while holding him. Shoudian sighed helplessly, and it happened to be right next to his ear, like a piece of ice crystal falling into his ear. Sensation to touch, Shentu shrank his neck, feeling a little itchy.

From that day on, Shentu ran to the Palace of the King of Hades every day.

The first hall was busy with official duties, and he didn't speak more than two sentences with him every day, and Shen Tu stayed beside him happily, without feeling tired at all.

Yu Lute was worried: "What does he think of you? Did you ask clearly?"

Shentu felt that he was old-fashioned: "What are you asking? What you pursue in love is hazy beauty. You haven't talked about it, so you don't understand."

Yu Lu was forcibly fed a mouthful of dog food, so he didn't bother to care about him.

On this day, Shentu was lying on the table in the first hall, babbling as always: "...I like sour food, they all said I was pregnant, hahaha, I laughed so hard, how can I be pregnant like a big man? "

Shoudian raised his eyes, his cold eyes were suddenly filled with strong emotions, but at this moment Shentu just laughed and didn't see this change. When he finished laughing, Shoudian continued to write.

Shentu stopped laughing.

He suddenly discovered that the first hall never seemed to take the initiative to talk to him, nor did he take the initiative to... do anything else.

Although love is indeed the most beautiful when it is hazy, but sometimes he can't help but want to touch each other.

Don't Master Shoudian not want it?

Shen Tu couldn't hide what was on his mind, so he leaned forward and grabbed the sleeve of the first hall: "My lord."

Shoudian put down his pen and looked at him seriously: "Huh?"

Shentu lowered his head: "We, we've been together for so long, why...don't you do anything to me."

Shoudian frowned slightly, thought for a moment, and said, "Are we together?"

Shen Tu was taken aback, the smile on his face hadn't faded, but his heart was completely panicked: "What are you talking about, aren't we already together?"

Shoudian's cold eyes fell on his face: "Is there?"

There was no joking expression that completely shattered Shentu's last bit of self-confidence, and he felt a bang in his heart, as if he had been thrown on a fire and soaked in an ice fountain, and he no longer had the courage to question him.

He stared blankly at the first hall, with only one thought in his mind——

You should have listened to Yulu.

Ashamed.

After arguing for a long time, it turned out that he just fell in love with himself.

The Lord of the first hall must have died laughing, and he must have said in his heart, why is this person like a dog, he entangles him at every turn, and he can't be chased away.

Seeing myself wagging my tail at him and racking my brains to make him laugh every day, I guess I still find it pleasing to the eye, otherwise, I wouldn't have told the truth until today.

So embarrassing.

What face does he have to talk to Lili.

Big tears rolled down and fell on the file, turning the delicate handwriting of the first hall into countless black flowers.

Shentu's eyes were blurred, sobbing in his throat, he thought blankly: What should I do, I have smudged such beautiful words.

It seemed that as long as he was in front of Lord Shoudian, he would become particularly embarrassed.

Shoudian grabbed his wrist: "Shen Tu."

Shentu took a deep breath, and suddenly stood up straight.

The tears in his eyes fell on the ground, and he was speaking to the first hall, but he didn't dare to look at him: "I thought about it carefully just now, it seems that the lord really didn't say a word of liking to me. "

"Oh, I really am." He rubbed his eyes and smiled, "It's too self-indulgent."

After saying that, he spread his huge black wings with his back to the main hall, and rushed into the sky without looking back.

The author has something to say: What a big pot of blood!

Thank you Guigui mine!Drip the nutrient solution in the morning, and when it’s over, there will be landmines and nutrient solution to feed Kaisen =w=