Master in charge of whitewashing records [System]

Death in vain.

He just didn't expect Ouyang Mike to be so despicable. The moment he nodded, a ghost talisman concocted by countless little ghosts had already hit him head-on. Feng even reacted very quickly. He broke up the ghost talisman with his hands, but he didn't expect that this shot was exactly what Ouyang Mike wanted—there was a bang, the ghost talisman was torn into pieces, and a sinister wind condensed by countless vicious little ghosts swooped towards Fengdu. Buzzing and screaming, the sharp sound of metal clashing pierced the eardrums.

Feng is the king of ghosts, so naturally he is not afraid of these carrot-headed little ones, but the little ghost was raised by Ouyang Mike. He is the most evil thing that has won countless ghosts and ghosts, with sharp teeth Opening his mouth wide, it was actually very bluffing. Feng Du was impatiently dealing with their poisoned fangs, but he didn't expect the second and third talismans to come right after.

Yu Lv just gritted his teeth while watching from the sidelines, and cursed the shameless Ouyang Mike in his heart. He was afraid that Feng would be distracted, so he couldn't help himself from playing. He only knew that He Qingshan could use talismans, but he didn't expect Ouyang Mike, an old trickster, to hide There were more, but in the blink of an eye, he had thrown out more than 20 talismans, all of which were monsters and ghosts concocted by cruel means, mixed together, and screaming wildly, very capable of bluffing. people.

Feng Du packed up a batch and another batch came, but he had already mastered the pattern, and gradually increased his speed, forcing Ouyang Mike back to the bottom of the wall. Seeing Ouyang Mike's face getting closer, he suddenly felt a strange feeling , At the same time, it seemed as if he saw a grim smile on Ouyang Mike's face.

Ouyang Mike threw out another talisman.

This is an empty talisman. Ouyang Mike bit his finger, and when Fengdu was dealing with those pestering little devils, he quickly wrote a series of twists and turns in his blood. No one knew what he wrote until he Put your palms together, and shouted with a snap: "The demon king puts his head on, guarding my house, the evil is dissipated, the Dao Qi is always there, and the urgency is like a law!"

This is not a ghost talisman, but a disaster-dispelling and ghost-eliminating talisman that is too upright!

The natural enemy of ghosts is none other than this.

"Hahahahaha, do you think I can only use ghosts to deal with you? You think I'm too weak, don't you?"

This time, not only Yu Lv, but also Po Shentu, Meng Po and the others panicked.

Yu Lv didn't care about anything, rushed over with red eyes, and used half of his recovered mana to hit those little ghosts who rushed towards him. If there were too many, he just bit his mouth, and yelled "Fengdu" while biting, trying to make them Hurry back, it's really crazy, why is this guy motionless, what is he thinking, now is not the time to be handsome.

Ouyang Mike also noticed Fengdu's abnormality. There was no panic in Fengdu's eyes, and there was even a bit of a smile. The moment the disaster relief talisman was attached to his cheek, instead of hiding, he stretched out his hand to pinch it. Without any damage, he held the talisman in his hand.

Then he lazily looked at Ouyang Mike who finally showed panic and said, "It's not that I think you are too weak, but that you are so weak."

Ouyang Mike opened his mouth, and said softly and silently countless times: "Impossible" - the talisman paper written by him should be extremely intimidating. Although it cannot kill immediately, it is not a problem to disperse the soul No, why is it useless at all?

"Your blood." Feng Du unfolded the talisman paper, gave him a little patience for the first time, and pointed to his knee that was bleeding black pus, "It was stale when I floated past just now, the stale blood wrote The talismans that come out are no different from waste paper."

Ouyang Mike was stunned, and suddenly tore off his shirt, his entire heart was soaked in pus and blood into a deep black, Fengdu threw back the paper talisman, and said: "You should be lucky to have prepared a few ghost talismans in advance. Talisman, otherwise this battle will end before it even begins."

Ouyang Mike was stunned for a moment, and suddenly, he burst out laughing, but his eyes were tearing apart, and every thread of blood was expressing his unwillingness. He would not believe that he would fail in this way even if he was killed.

However, if you lose, you lose.

Feng was not even interested in going to see him again, and just as he straightened his upper body, Yu Lv grabbed his neck by swooping over: "You are so courageous, you scared me to death, you know? Are you hurt? Let me see!"

Feng Du was very beautiful in his heart, and turned around obediently, but his mouth was extremely disdainful: "Who am I to be frightened by such things? You underestimate me too much."

Yu Lu's heart was almost broken just now, but now he still feels pierced, and he is so scared that he can't wait to hug him and bite him.

this kind of thing...

Ouyang Mike leaned against the wall, raised the back of his hand to cover his eyes, and showed his usual signature smile. The opponent he admires the most and the race he hates the most, in the end, he is nothing more than "this kind of thing".

The pus and blood flowed more and more, and the cheers of the crowd came from not far away. They surrounded Fengdu Mountain and shouted long live, and surrounded Yu Lv to lift him up. The cracked ground stretched to an invisible distance. The light was too dazzling, Ouyang Mike closed his eyes slightly, feeling that his body was constantly volatilizing and transpiring in the light, and finally turned into black water and flowed into the crack.

"Hey."

"Hey!"

A voice next to my ear became louder and louder until it changed into four words with a very familiar tone, rhythm and tone: "Ouyang Mike!"

Ouyang Mike opened his eyes.

Pi Ying held a bruised white fur fox with one hand, stood in the dazzling white light and kicked him, his gray pupils were full of the clarity of a girl, which he had never seen before.

"Are you dead? If not, don't pretend to be dead, get up quickly."

"I can't get up anymore," Ouyang Mike smiled, "I'm going to die soon."

Unexpectedly, Pi Ying rolled his eyelids impatiently, and kicked him harder: "Don't fart, who doesn't know that after you die, you can find an unlucky ghost to resurrect your soul immediately? Hurry up, if you can't get up, then Just give me your soul! Damn Fengdu, you dare to laugh so much after beating my people like this, if it wasn't for Yu Lu's sake, I would have been in a hurry with him..."

Even if Ouyang Mike was dying, he didn't bother to listen to her long speech, but he was extremely sensitive at the moment, and grasped the point: "Your man?"

Pi Ying let out a "beep": "What's the matter, are you not mine or someone else? That stinky thing?"

She raised her hand and pointed, and Ouyang Mike followed the direction of his finger and saw a tall and thin figure walking towards him. His fair face was as expressionless as ever. He walked step by step, calmly and firmly, without seeing There is half a point of hesitation.

Ouyang Mike laughed immediately: "Old He!"

He collapsed on the ground, closed his eyes, grinned his teeth and began to act coquettishly: "Old He, ouch, it hurts me to death, I'm going to die, why don't you come and give me a hand?"

His body became lighter and lighter, as if he had turned into a soul and soared into the air, or landed on He Qingshan's back.

"Deserving it."

I don't know who said it.

******

"Lulu." On the way back, Feng Du put his arms around Yulu from behind, pressed his ear against his ear in front of the crowd, and said softly, "Are you still angry?"

Yu Lv shook his head, and squeezed his hand hard: "I'm not angry, I'm afraid." He turned his face, "I'm afraid, do you understand?"

"Tell us." His eyes were foggy, and he couldn't see Fengdu's face clearly, "it took so much effort to be together. If one suddenly disappeared, what would happen to the other?"

Feng Du thought to himself that you, who had disappeared twice, had the nerve to say so, but on the other side, his heart ached so badly, he hugged him tightly and said, "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, I'm here."

Yu Lv also hugged him back with all his strength, and there were eyes of "Can't you be more reserved" all around, but he didn't want to let go at all: "Yeah."

Feng Du laughed and said, "Huluhulumao, don't be scared."

Yu Lv also smiled, pretending to be angry: "What do you mean? Treat me like a child?"

******

Once life is leisurely and sweet, it always passes very fast.

Since returning to the ghost world, Feng has been busy with Yu Lv every day. The two of them have not suffered any injuries, but they often ask for leave due to their injuries. Once they report, they last ten days and a half months. They are physically tired and need to travel to the mountains Shuizhiyou has been around the world for more than [-] days.Feng always kept in mind Po Meng's words that he was more attractive as a ghost emperor. In order to keep himself so attractive in Yu Lv's eyes, and at the same time for his own persistence, he decided to continue to be the ghost emperor.

The Lords of Hades from the Ten Palaces collectively breathed a sigh of relief.

Yu Lv was also relieved, because he knew that Fengdu would definitely go back to fulfill his due responsibilities. Fengdu said he would take him to play, so he happily went with him. There will be a long busy day ahead, so it's okay to play first.

The wedding was held a month after Feng Du returned to the Ghost Emperor. Xiao Xiong and Big Yu, who came back in time, became the best men in suits and shoes, and the bridesmaids were Pang Ya and Jennifer. Aware of the importance of him in his heart, occasionally when he was in a hurry to find Li, he would blurt out "Young Master", if Yu Lv happened to hear him, he would be happy all night.

It was also at the wedding that Yu Lu met Fengdu's father for the first time, a handsome uncle who refused to accept his old age.

The handsome uncle is not serious at this age, when he sees Yu Lv, he is full of compliments, Yu Lv is almost ashamed of being praised, and Feng Du has a stinky face from the beginning to the end, he doesn't bother to see his excessive pursuit Romantic father.

He was being compared with this old thing?snort!

The return of the emperor did not break the tranquility of their lives. After the wedding, Fengdu took Yulu to the heaven for their honeymoon. People feel that there is no happiness in the ghost world, so they returned to their love nest full of memories intimately for a few days.

Fengdu was immersed in the joy of newly-married all day long, thinking that life would go on like this forever, who would have thought that his virtuous wife, Yu Lv, would start to move around after only a few weeks of leisure, Fengdu heard his words one day Muttering, almost pouted with anger.

"What kind of poor job?" He wished he could hold him in his hands, but this kid secretly wanted to go back to be his boss, "I'm not short of the money you earned at work! "

Yu Lv snorted: "It's not about money, I just stay here all day and have nothing to do, what's wrong with going back to my old job?"

Feng Du still didn't let go: "We'll talk about it after you recover your memory."

Yu Lv yelled: "Isn't it almost recovered? Didn't I read the poem we wrote together under the plum tree that day?"

Feng Du hugged him and hummed, "That's because you hit the right one."

He said so, but he still couldn't resist Yu Lv's side-by-side contact every day regardless of morning and evening. For example, when he was working hard at night, the kid who was supposed to be lying on the bed and enjoying his face suddenly glared angrily. ?

What's more, the Hades, headed by Shoudian, also began to convey to him one by one that there are few talents in the ghost world, and that aspiring ghosts like Yu Lv are needed to lead the younger generation to work hard. What else can he say?

In the end, he had no choice but to hold his nose and agree, but he and Yu Lv made an agreement in three chapters and agreed in advance that if he was injured, he would be dismissed from his position immediately, and the punishment would be to enjoy peace and happiness for 100 years.

"Fine, fine, it's all up to you." Yu Lv promised De Huan.

As a result, within a few days, the brat came back with a beard and a stare.

A ghost world entertainment gossip magazine fell on Feng Du's desk, Feng Du raised his eyes, and saw a few large characters on the front page headline on the cover - Shocking!The lord in charge is a scheming and flirtatious XX!

The blue skirt flickered in the corner of his eyes, and Yulu sat down beside his lap angrily, opened the magazine and spread it in front of him: "Look! This is such a mess!"

Feng Du held back his laughter, pursed the corners of his mouth and began to browse this tabloid featuring him and Yu Lv as the main characters.

The editor-in-chief of this magazine is a ghost who has just been promoted to a ghost fairy. They got off their horses, as if they didn't think they were strong enough, this time, they set their sights on the newly appointed Lord in charge, Yu Lv, and His Royal Highness, Ghost Emperor Fengdu.

"Insider A: I've also heard it. It is said that the Master in charge and His Highness met on a dark and stormy night. The Master in Charge was so scheming that he pretended that he had no money and pretended to be pitiful in front of His Highness. In the end, he not only borrowed Money, return, and put His Highness to sleep!

"Insider B: Your Excellency? Of course you know. There's nothing new. It's all about face. I heard that he also drove away His Highness's legitimate fiancée. Do you think he is arrogant? Wait, Let's see how long he, the person in charge, can do. After all, isn't this a world that depends on appearances? Being an official depends on strength.

"Reporter: (But this is a world of faces.)

"Informant C: And the person in charge always beats the small animals around him. One of them is my friend, a lively and lovely mink spirit, with beautiful features and eyes like... (a thousand words are omitted below) description), such a cute little pet is scolded all day long, and I heard that he can’t even get enough to eat, it’s just unreasonable!"

Feng Du: "Hahahahaha."

Yu Lv stared: "Still laughing! Look at the last one, it's obviously Xiaoxiong, still pretending to be an insider? Okay, don't even think about eating tonight, isn't it because you don't have enough to eat?"

Feng laughed so hard that tears came out, and he had to put on a serious face and hugged him to coax him: "Lilu, calm down, what kind of crappy magazine, the writing is too outrageous!"

Yu Lv heard that there was something in his words, and raised his eyes like needles: "Where is it outrageous?"

Feng Du pointed to one of the lines, and said solemnly: "How can you say that you put me to sleep, obviously I put you to sleep—"

Yu Lu raised his foot and sent out a roundabout kick.

Feng Du dodged it with a smile, took his hand, and coaxed: "Okay, don't be angry, I will immediately order someone to write a public relations article, every day in the Fengdu Evening News to praise your good character, okay?"

Yu Lv kept his mouth shut and Feng Du kissed him on the cheek: "The name of the article is... the record of Mr. Zhang Shi's whitewashing! How about it?"

Yu Lv pushed away his restless lips, suppressed a smile and said, "It's not that good!"

(End of text)

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Take a long breath, exhale——

This is the first time I write this kind of non-abuse, even the villains are showing off cute cookies. I am really sorry that I accidentally wrote it into a running account. In the extra episode, it is Shoudian X Shentu CP. I like it very much, and I hope it will also I can write better.

This article, there are countless firsts by stupid authors, the first time to write a long article of more than 20 yuan, the first time to follow the V, the first time to run naked without saving the manuscript... Countless times in the middle I want to give up, scratch my head countless times Scratching my cheeks, I am afraid that the writing will collapse and scare away the little angels (although it has already collapsed and I can’t read←←), with such a mood, I basically have no outline in the later stage, but it is also over, almost unbelievable, if there is no Chapter 1 Just give me encouragement, little angel, if I didn’t leave comments for my little angel, I think I would have given up a long time ago, writing this article is really a bit lonely, but I refresh it every day, and see the little angel’s Comments, land mines, and nutrient solution, suddenly gave birth to a feeling that I have no virtue or ability, and I have to explode in order to repay you.

Looking back, there are really many loopholes. I am a little embarrassed to let my article fly without an outline. Thank you for accompanying me all the way until now. I will prepare the outline for the new article. Attractive articles for everyone to read, because only in this way can I be worthy of everyone's support along the way.

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As a real estate salesman with low emotional intelligence and no expression, Wu Yuan has boundless enthusiasm for selling houses, but things backfire:

Customer A: "Tell me about the environment around the house."

Wu Yuan: "The north and south sides are adjacent to the main road. It will be very noisy in the middle of the night. You have old people and children at home, which will affect the quality of sleep."

Customer B: "There are no tall buildings opposite the balcony, and there is plenty of sunshine."

Wu Yuan: "Are you buying a house for your daughter? It turns out that the surrounding area is a cemetery. If a girl lives there, she may be afraid to go home at night and walk at night."

Customer C: "The scenery outside is really nice, you can see the water."

Wu Yuan: "The real estate in Linshui is not close to the subway, so it is more suitable for elderly care. If you are an office worker, you need to take a bus for two hours to get to the city center."

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Wu Yuan: "But what I said is the truth."

My emotional intelligence is low and I am straightforward, but this does not prevent me from having a heart to become a gold medal sales TOP.

Xiao Gong: Wife, don’t sell the house, look at me, look at me, look at me!

Thousands of people are fascinated by thousands of people, thousands of people are scheming, and thousands of people are workaholics.

The two three views are different but attract each other, and finally become a better person for each other's sweet sweet text!

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