Master in charge of whitewashing records [System]

"Repay the money." Yu Lv shook the big bill in his hand, "Did you forget the 1 yuan before?"

Feng Du squinted his eyes, especially wanting to hit him on the head a few times, but after taking a deep breath, he suddenly changed his mind, hooked his fingers to the air, and hooked Mingbi over with a smile.

"Okay, I'll take it."

That's okay, this little paranoia of the province is always awkward with him because of 1 yuan.

He laughed, and Yu Lv laughed too. Feng saw that he was not talking but squinted his eyes, looking relieved and carefree, so he turned his head and let out a low "chi": "Like an idiot."

"Son—"

The woman in black behind her started howling again, the small coffin was finally buried, and the two strong men raised their shovels and began to bury the soil.

Yu Lv doesn't like to watch this kind of scene of life and death. He is about to leave with the fat girl, but his eyes are suddenly flickered by something. The thing is floating in the upper right corner, which is actually a faint light.

The light came from a group of faint blue will-o'-the-wisps, flowing and flickering above the small coffin.

The moment he looked over, the blue will-o'-the-wisp seemed to sense him, bounced a few times in the air, and then transformed into a seven or eight-year-old little devil head, wearing overalls, blinking watery Looking at Yu Lv with his big eyes, he opened his mouth childishly and said, "Brother, I'm hungry."

Yu Lv didn't like children in the first place, and children turned into ghosts, probably even more difficult to deal with, so he said indifferently: "Why don't you just stay in the coffin and wait for reincarnation?"

The little ghost sniffed aggrievedly: "I'm so hungry I can't lie down."

"Master, don't be so cruel to him." The fat girl smiled kindly, and was filled with maternal love by this cute little devil, "Come on, come to my sister."

The little ghost stretched out his two short hands, and staggered towards the fat girl, Yu Lv frowned, no matter how he looked at the little ghost, he didn't like it.At this time, Feng Du patted him, with a playful smile on his face: "Did you smell a bad smell?"

"Smell?" Yu Lv sniffled and nodded, "Is it a little bit stinky, like body odor?"

Just as he was talking, there was a rustling sound in the woods next to the cemetery. Yu Lu followed the sound and looked there, and suddenly met two blue eyes like fluorescent lights!

He looked at the blue eyes, but the blue eyes were not looking at him, he just stared at the little devil head giggling in the fat girl's arms, the blue eyes turned to the left, the little devil's head turned to the left, the blue eyes blinked suddenly, and the little devil's head looked up. Lifting his face, he grinned at the fat girl's neck, revealing two rows of small, sharp and dense teeth.

This is……

Yu Lv immediately had an ominous premonition, and just about to open his mouth to call back to Fatty, blue eyes shot out like lightning, and when Yu Lv saw clearly its fluffy body and big black and yellow tail, it had already Neighing and leaping vigorously, it was about to land on the little ghost's shoulder.

"Gah!" Blue Eyes screamed without warning.

A large, bony hand grasped its tail.

Feng Du let out a "hum", the veins on the back of his hands were bulging, it was due to the use of great strength, the blue eyes tried to struggle and escape at first, while struggling, he screamed at Feng Du provocatively, and when he was screaming, he "slapped" him Feng Du had stern eyebrows and eyes, which made him tremble suddenly, and his head and face were tucked into his hair.

"Ghosts eating ghosts is a big taboo on our side. If you think you are a monster, I can spare you?" Feng didn't even speak, but his voice directly hit the blue-eyed eardrums.

The blue eyes are so frightened that they dare not stand up.

In the next second, the chilling voice suddenly rose, and the ghost who was catching him walked forward swaggeringly, and stopped in front of the pretty ghost with red lips and white teeth. He smiled and said to the pretty ghost: "Look, what is this?"

The pretty ghost squatted down, frowning, looking at the blue eyes with disgust.

Yu Lv grinned: "Hey, this is a mink?!"

It's still just a fat mink!

Fat Ya also got up from the ground at this moment, and as soon as the big mink was caught, the ghost's soul obediently shrank back into the coffin.Yu Lv came back to the memory a little bit - no wonder the little ghost appeared strange, it turned out that the soul was controlled by the spirited big sable. Yes, Fatty is so fat, isn't she afraid of being overwhelmed?

Feng Du tilted his head and moved his shoulders: "It happens that I haven't eaten meat for a few days, so I'll satisfy my cravings by roasting it later!"

Yu Lv pinched her nose: "Aren't you afraid of showing off?"

Feng Du smiled and said, "What do you know, wild game is delicious only when it is shown!"

The fat girl looked at the fat body of the big mink, and nodded in agreement with her mouth watering: "Add some cumin, cumin will show off!"

When the big mink heard this, he almost collapsed. He shook his head and began to struggle wildly. At the same time, he let out a strange cry. It called, and the little ghost's parents, aunts, aunts, and grandma were also screaming, and it was countless decibels higher than it, which was heartbreaking. The lungs were crying, and no one noticed that a mink had mixed in with them.

The big mink yelled every day, and the ground was not working, and he couldn't reason with the ghosts. In his haste, he could only turn into a ball of fire and escape from the physical body. Just look for it.

Half an hour later, the fat girl patted her stomach and let out a satisfied belch.

Although it took a lot of time, but because of a huge sum of money and half a big mink, the fat girl stretched her limbs in the back row of the car, let out a long "ah--", raised her eyelids, and saw that she was sitting in the front seat. Feng Du, who was in the row, was handing a piece of fragrant mink meat to Yulu's mouth: "Take a bite, if you don't like it, hit me!"

Yu Lu turned his face away, raised his arm to separate his hand: "Don't eat, Sao."

Feng Du suppressed a smile: "Such a fart, I don't know what to do."

The corner of Yu Lu's mouth twitched, even if he didn't eat, Feng didn't force him, after he was full, he turned on the CD player and stepped on the accelerator, the car drove away accompanied by the sound of a bunch of girls crying and rock music outside the window.

The speeding tires brought up a cloud of dust and smoke, and the car drove eight feet away before the dust and smoke slowly dissipated, revealing a small black silhouette hiding behind a tree. The small silhouette went to the grass and squatted down, picking up the debris on the ground. He gnawed on the bones, and gnawed very intently, with a faint blue light in his eyes.

Under the cemetery a hundred meters away, a small coffin was slightly cracked.