Master in charge of whitewashing records [System]

The appearance of Yu Lu added a dose of excitement to Piying's long and boring life. Without Ouyang Mike's trouble, she could have fought with Yu Lu all day and night. From chatting with monster illustrations to monster dreams, she was too lonely Yes, if you hold back for hundreds of years, you can circle the demon world three hundred times.

Poor Yulu was only thinking about the meal that He Qingshan gave him, and he was about to starve to death.

He knew that as long as Pi Ying and Ouyang Mike were still here, He Qingshan would never come. Taking advantage of Ouyang Mike's interruption, he changed the subject and said sickly: "You let me go, it's useless to keep me here , and wasting food, I have a big appetite, and I like to get crazy, you really have to suffer if you stay here."

Unexpectedly, Pi Ying didn't play cards according to the routine, stared at him for a while, and then snorted and laughed: "What are you talking about? Is my Great Demon Realm really that poor? I can't afford you, a brat You are poor, you don’t have any friends at first glance, otherwise, would you have been caught here alone by Ouyang? "

Yu Lv was no longer hungry immediately, and suddenly became angry—he?no friends?

Piying continued to laugh: "I have always been very generous, and I have never treated my servants badly, and you are just so-so, so if you like, I can share my little skirts and bags with you, how about it? "

Yu Lv rolled his big white eyes like spirals in his heart, and forced a dry smile on his face: "...Is this not good?"

"Why is it bad? Isn't it better than the ghost world here? You see how many failures you have made over there. After so long, you don't even know who your king is. I am ashamed of you. But here , I am the future king, I promise you can see me every day, and you can brag about it after a few hundred years.”

Yu Lv found that Piying had her own set of ideas in her head, and it was a good idea to go with her if she was lucky enough. If it happened to be the opposite, eight donkeys would not be able to pull them back.

However, he thought optimistically that it would be better to be with Piying than this damp and smelly stone house, and he would always have a way to get out by then.

Ouyang Mike, who finally stood on the same front with Piying again, burst out laughing, and Piying frowned, "What are you laughing at?"

Ouyang Mike looked at her and nodded: "I laugh at the young master, Your Excellency is wise."

"Hmph, don't flatter your tasteless ass." Pi Ying said impatiently, "I'm so sleepy, I'm going to take a nap, you help me clean up for him, don't make it so messy Beautiful, if you want to tie you, you have to tie a bow? And that yellow talisman, I also exposed it, it’s so ugly.”

"Give me some more food, I'm hungry." Yu Lv added solemnly.

Piying was about to go out, and turned around when he heard this, this little devil is big enough, isn't he?

Turning her gaze, she looked at Ouyang Mike: "Did you hear that? Order some food, put more meat, look at how thin he is."

Ouyang Mike raised his eyebrows, bowed his palms intimately, and was so good-tempered that he almost lost his temper: "Observe, Your Excellency, Young Master."

Pi Ying yawned and walked out the door with her skirt in hand.

Just as she was going downstairs wheezing, Yu Lu and Ouyang Mike were at war. Ouyang Mike was lazily leaning against the wall, with one hand on his chest and the other on his cheek. When he looked at Yu Lu, his eyelids were wide open. The creases are particularly deep.

"Little handsome guy, you have a good way of coaxing that young lady into a daze."

There were only the two of them left in the room, so there was no need for Yu Lv to pretend to be crazy anymore, his eyes pierced him like poisoned arrows, wishing he could chew him alive.

"Where's Little Bear and Big Fish? Where are they?"

Ouyang Mike pressed the air with five fingers: "Hey, hey, young man, why are you so anxious, don't you have anything else to ask me?" He said with a brush to remove the yellow talisman on Yu Lv's forehead, smiling Come face to face with him.

Yu Lv finally regained his light, and was about to yell at him when he stared at his face in a daze.

Ouyang Mike touched his plump face and smiled: "Although I know I'm good-looking, you can't look at me like that. Aren't you afraid His Royal Highness Ghost Emperor will be jealous?"

Yu Lu looked at his right side of the face, and blurted out, "Why is there no wound?"

It has not been half a day since he came here. Half a day ago, he just scratched Ouyang Mike's proud face, at least as long as a knuckle, and there was blood at that time, why is it gone now?

With a chill all over his body, he suddenly narrowed his eyes: "Who the hell are you?"

"Who?" Ouyang Mike laughed even more happily, almost jumping a few steps to Yu Lv, bent down with his pockets in his pocket, the tip of his nose was no more than two centimeters away from Yu Lv.

"I'm not human," he said.

"Not... people?" Yu Lv was stunned by the flash of sharpness in his eyes, although he was not, but for some reason, Ouyang Mike always made people feel very evil, even worse than him. It's even more evil.

"Then what are you?"

Ouyang Mike pinched his chin and rolled his eyes: "You really stopped me, what am I? A ghost? A demon? An evil spirit? I don't even know it myself. I've lived for hundreds of years and have been They're all thinking about it."

"Hundreds of years?" Yu Lv was stunned, "Have you been like this for hundreds of years?"

"No, I have changed a few skins, but they all look about the same. It's a personal hobby. They all have high nose bridges and big eyes. But in comparison, I am still the most satisfied with this appearance. After all, I am young, and even collagen There are too many to use up." He flicked his face with the back of his hand a few times narcissistically.

Yu Lv looked at his face. From others' point of view, he seemed to be attracted by Ouyang Mike's appearance, but in fact, he was just curious and always felt that something was wrong.

"Ah." With a flash in his mind, he suddenly remembered Yan Xiaochuan and Fu Xiu's experience of being made into a Fox Fairy brand - the mysterious person they mentioned, with a high nose bridge, big eyes, dark skin, and wearing sunglasses and a mask One is a person from decades ago, and the other is a modern person. At that time, he and Feng still felt that there was no connection between them. Thinking about it now, it is simply too stupid.

Ouyang Mike watched his expression change playfully: "What's the matter?"

"It's you." Yu Lv suddenly realized, "The one who went around catching ghosts to make signs, and the one who captured the talismans to seal them up is you, and you are the one who is making trouble!"

"No way..." Ouyang Mike rubbed his chest in a serious manner, and said in surprise, "You can guess this, you genius."

Yu Bian's look made Yu Lv want to spit at him, but he felt completely incomprehensible: "Are you idle and have nothing to do or are you tired of work? Why do you do this? You have unlimited life and freedom, why do you have to seal the demon?" Hunting ghosts has caused the imbalance of yin and yang in the six realms? What good does it do you?"

Ouyang Mike responded with a sneer.

"Because I can't get used to it."

The corner of his mouth pulled down, and he suddenly changed his face, and he didn't bother to smile: "Think about it, I have also lived for hundreds of years, why can even those monsters and ghosts be famous and famous? Do you think it is evil? Didn’t I also rely on my own ability to refine it? Selfishness, really selfishness, seeing something that I can’t understand in my common sense, I want to get rid of it quickly, how can there be such a reason in the world?”

After hearing this reasoning, Yu Lu suddenly wanted to laugh and beat someone up. He lowered his head and looked up at Ouyang Mike: "Why don't they understand? Haven't you thought about it?"

"You said that you have changed your skin several times. Isn't that the life of a living person? You have borrowed the life of others for so many years, and you want to get Tianshou by this means, and you want the world to understand you. Mr. Ouyang, you are so big face."

Ouyang Mike's black eyes flickered erratically, and Yu Lu even felt the proud collagen on his face twitch.

After clapping his hands, Ouyang Mike smiled so that his eight teeth glistened: "Ah, as expected of the person in charge back then, he is still as compassionate as ever, with an overwhelming sense of justice! Shame, shame!"

Yu Lv was startled, and Ouyang Mike said with a smile: "Actually, when I died, I was taken care of by the master... Haha, I thought I was just kidding you, but I'm not a ghost, in fact, it's black and white. You happened to be there the day Impermanence came to arrest me, hey, you are so handsome, I will never forget it for the rest of my life."

Yu Lv didn't expect that Ouyang Mike could be regarded as his old man in a sense, so he really didn't know what to say for a while, and at this time Ouyang Mike gave him a strong dose: "That's right, I have another The old friend is also an old acquaintance with you, you must remember his name, his surname is Ruan, and the single name is a single character."

"Ruan Ping?" Yu Lv was almost shocked, "Are you friends with him?"

"Of course, do you know that he was covered in blood the day he fell into the Ye Mansion's courtyard? That was my masterpiece."

Yu Lv remembered that Feng had told him that Ruan Ping suffered such a serious injury because of the backlash when he was fighting Gu with his arch-enemy, so he rolled his eyes, is this also called a friend?He said helplessly: "From the past to the present, it has been broken for hundreds of years, it is really capable. A good friend can be framed, so don't tell me what is your difficulty."

Ouyang Mike seems to have heard some joke, "Difficulties? How can people have so many difficulties, bad is bad, good is good, why do you need to find any reason for your own badness, why?"

Yu Lv sneered and said, "So what are you doing in the demon world now? Do you want to cause chaos in the world and make great achievements?"

"I'm not interested in chaos at all." Ouyang Mike said with a pure smile, "Don't forget, my dream is world peace."

Yu Lv hehe: "What a frightening world peace."

Ouyang Mike spread his hands and said: "Is there? Why don't I think, alas, you still don't believe that others want to change their ways and get back to the right, really."

"Forget it, hurry up and follow me, that young lady wants me to dress you up nicely, how could I do that? Does she treat me like an old lady?"

Yu Lv took small steps, Ouyang Mike took the rope that tied him, seeing that he seemed to be hesitating, he raised his eyebrows immediately: "What's wrong, you don't want to go? You don't really think that Lao He will come here Shall I bring you food?"

Yu Lv was about to blurt out "Damn it", but couldn't hold it back for a long time, stared at him and said, "How do you know???"

Ouyang Mike hooked the corner of his mouth, and said without any emotion: "I know everything about Lao He."

"Let's go." He pulled the rope, "I guess he has delivered the meal to your new room by now, hey, it's really an old lover, and he has never been so considerate to me."

Yu Lv didn't have time to care about his little thoughts, he gritted his teeth and said, "After dinner, you have to take me to see the little bear and the big fish."

Ouyang Mike also gritted his teeth and replied: "It depends on my mood."

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