Master in charge of whitewashing records [System]

The stench of dog blood wafted for two miles.

Yu Lu and Fat Ya pinched their noses, pouted their buttocks, and whispered to each other while looking around the door.

"Master, are you afraid of big cocks?"

"Not afraid, are you afraid?"

"I'm not afraid either."

Feng Du stood behind him and listened to the conversation between the two for a while, but he didn't hear any central idea, but he thought Yu Lv's current posture was quite interesting, kneeling on two legs, pouting his whole body, that tattered gray The trousers wrapped the little butt so round and upright, and it was a coincidence that she was kneeling right in front of her.

Feeling dry and hot inside, Fengdu cleared his throat: "Cough!"

Yu Lv immediately turned back with staring eyes: "Slow down! I'm afraid others won't know you have a loud voice?"

Feng Du turned half of his face away, very rarely did not reply, and looked at the scenery solemnly.Yu Lv didn't understand what he wanted to express, so he turned around inexplicably, and suddenly there was a rooster crowing in front of him.

It turned out that Boss Lu was so powerful that he almost pinched the big rooster to its death. The big cock hung in his hands and the big roc spread its wings and scattered long feathers as a protest.

Yu Lv really didn't expect that Boss Lu was still a foolish and bold person, he didn't learn a lesson once, and he dared to make a comeback braggingly, and he came right away, and he was well prepared—the two spirit-calling coils stood up high on the back, Carried on the shoulders by two hairy children who are not afraid of death, behind the two children, a black-bearded celestial master walks gracefully, wearing a yellow robe covered with spells and hexagrams, looking quite professional.

Followed by the disciples and grandchildren of the celestial master-boys and girls, and the masculine real estate group who have suffered eight lifetimes of blood misfortune, because they are useless, they honorably did the work of the queen.

When everyone stood in the front row of the Du residence, Boss Lu said to Tianshi in a loud voice: "Master, how do you do it, first pour the dog's blood or release the cock first? I'm not ready for that." A bit of a black donkey's hoof!"

The celestial master waved his hand in an inscrutable way, and said to the boys and girls: "Sacrifice to heaven first."

The fat girl's face turned blank with fright: "Young master, why did I hear the black donkey's hooves just now, young master, did I hear wrong?"

Yu Lv swallowed, trying to stay calm: "Don't panic, what's wrong with the black donkey's hoof, you—have you ever seen someone fall apart after being hit by a black donkey's hoof?" He stammered until this point , and finally panicked himself, suddenly his shoulders sank, it was Fengdu's hand that fell on his shoulder, Fengdu patted him, his usual carefree eyes became serious at this moment: "I'm here, I'm afraid What."

Then he straightened up and stood at the front, with his hands in his pockets, and his leather jacket was shiny in the sun.

Yu Lv lowered his head silently.

Damn, kind of handsome.

The Heavenly Master has already begun to practice.

In the blink of an eye, an altar covered with yellow cloth was placed in front of him. In the middle of the altar, there were incense burners and candles in sequence, and a pile of fruits were piled up on both sides. Fat girl got excited when he saw the fruit, and began to think in his little head. After a while, how can I cut it for the young master so that it tastes good.

When everything was ready, the celestial master took advantage of the first smoke from the incense to go up to the sky. Suddenly, with a loud hoot, he pulled out a mahogany sword from nowhere. He danced in front of everyone, splitting, turning around, and hanging Golden Hook smoothly completed a series of difficult movements.

10 out of 10!

Everyone clapped their hands, and Boss Lu watched with relish: "Master, yes, there are a few tricks, keep going!"

Feng Du crossed his legs and sat on the altar with a smile on his face.

The little boys on both sides of the altar still had some spiritual power, at this moment they suddenly shrank their necks and rubbed their arms, and said to the Celestial Master: "Master, Master, I feel a little cold."

The celestial master smiled calmly: "It seems that the magic gathering incense has worked, and the evil spirit will soon fall into the trap of itself!"

Yu Lv raised his forehead, the evil spirit is already sitting in front of you, big brother!

Feng Du took out a cigarette from his pocket, and while he was puffing at the little boys on both sides, he turned his head and smiled at Yu Lv, "Don't tell me, this guy is pretty good at playing!"

The little boy sniffled: "Master, Master, it seems to smell like smoke!"

The celestial master smiled more steadily: "It's right that there is a smell of smoke. It's the smoke from burning candle oil. When the smoke comes together, it proves that the auspicious time has come!"

As soon as the words were finished, a snow-white smoke ring was sprayed directly on his face, Tianshi gasped and inhaled all the smoke into his nose. When he smelled it carefully, the smell was still very familiar.

Tianshi's face gradually turned pale, and a layer of goosebumps immediately appeared on his arms—fuck, isn't this the Yellow Crane Tower he often smokes?

At this moment, a sneer came from his ear.

"He-he Fang is sneaky!" The celestial master quickly pulled out the mahogany sword, swept it out, and slashed at the air: "Appear quickly! No no no or I will cast a spell!"

Following his yell, a gust of evil wind blew from his cheeks, and the candle, which had been burning vigorously and steadily, trembled as if it had been cut in half, and suddenly went out.

Immediately following the free fall of the censer, a basin full of incense ash covered the little boy's face in the wind, causing the little boy to howl, "Master, master, I'm lost—"

The young people in the real estate industry were frightened again, Tianshi pulled out five yellow talismans out of desperation, licked the back with the tip of his tongue, and stuck them on the tip of the mahogany sword, and then crossed the wooden sword, and the yellow talismans were instantly caught A corner of the candle was lit, and he said eloquently: "The five-day devil will die and disappear. Wherever he is, all gods will welcome him. Be as urgent as a law! Break!"

In the next second, the burning yellow talisman shot up into the sky, and suddenly flew towards Du's house at an extremely fast speed. Yu Lu was sitting in a row with the fat girl to watch the play, who would have thought that there would be disasters, and there was no time to hide.

Suddenly a black shadow descended from the sky, flicked his sleeves violently, forced the five yellow talismans to turn back one by one, and stuck the yellow talisman directly on the celestial master's yellow robe with raging flames.

"Oh my god—" The Heavenly Master rolled into a kaleidoscope on the ground.

Yu Lu patted his chest with lingering fear, and the black shadow—Fengdu turned around, with his back against the sun, he could only see him standing there upright, with a rare flicker of panic on his face.

Yu Lv thought he had misread, so he quickly rubbed his eyes, and when he finished rubbing, Feng squatted down as if nothing had happened, and took the opportunity to reach out and pat his head: "Why do you look dumb? Are you really beaten?" caught?"

"No, no, I'm fine!" Yu Lv slapped his hand off, and immediately sucked back the emotion that had just been born, he even stood up, and Feng Du was still stretching his arms trying to play hooligans: "Hey, let me see, Where did it go?"

Yu Lv shook his arms and kicked his legs at him, with a little smile on his lips, it was only halfway through the laugh, when he suddenly smelled a fishy smell.

Turning pale and raising his head, Boss Lu rushed over holding a pot of black dog blood.

Yu Lv didn't even think about it, his body reacted one step ahead of his brain, and pushed Fengdu aside.

The moment he pushed, he suddenly grinned and slapped his thigh in his heart - damn Feng is a thousand-year-old ghost, and he is not afraid of black dog blood at all.But it was too late, dog blood splashed on him, he felt a little cold at first, and then his skin seemed to melt away, and suddenly he felt hot and painful, followed by a "goo" next to his ear, It was the big cock whose neck had been wiped and rushed towards him furiously.

"Master—" Fat Ya screamed.

"Ugh!" Yu Lv couldn't help but let out a groan from his teeth. When he turned his head and struggled, he suddenly found that everyone was staring at him in a daze, especially Tianshi, whose eyes were about to pop down—— The dog blood made him visible.

In the next second, his body lightened, his head hung down and hit a solid chest. He felt as if he was being clamped in someone's arms. This embrace was not very fragrant, and it smelled of leather clothes intermittently. The tip of his nose twitched. With a trembling in his mouth, he said, "It's so... smelly..."

A deep, hoarse voice soon sounded in my ear: "Of course dog blood stinks, idiot."

I mean you stink.Yu Lv struggled to make a mouth shape, but in the end he didn't make a sound, and for some reason, the moment he was hugged by Feng Du, all the pain in his body disappeared, and the dog's blood felt cold on his body, and his paws scratched. It's just a little itchy.

His vision was even clearer, even Feng's chin, which was trembling slightly, could see it.

Yu Lu said weakly, "You have a toothache?"

Feng Du's jaw trembled even more, and he stared at him and said, "My whole body hurts." When he said this, his furious pupils seemed to be on fire in the sun, and Yu Lv let out a "tss". I lowered my eyes, thinking that I saved you, and you dare to be fierce with me.

While he was thinking, Feng Du had already raised a hand towards the crowd, and his voice resounded coldly on the flat ground with an empty echo: "Dare you to pour dog blood on Liulu, you don't want to live anymore?"

Yu Lv was stunned, and silently opened his mouth in his heart: "What did he call me?"

The eldest brother who had been lying dead for many days spoke up: [Lulu. 】

……

Boss Lu is guilty of being a thief, but he has no reason to admit cowardice in front of ghosts, so he wiped his blood with his hands behind his back: "What, what is Lulu, I want Honghong to live in a villa, so what the hell is Lulu!" He said forcefully, But he never forgot to wink at the Celestial Master: "Master, Master!"

"Master, ghosts, ghosts..." The boys and girls were eager to howl, but they wanted to howl earlier in the morning, but they felt that the atmosphere just now was inappropriate, so they endured until now.

The celestial master stood motionless, his holy yellow robe was burned into a yellow cloak, and only the strapless vest and shame pants that were burned into a tube top were left inside, but he was not shy, his eyes were only on Yu Lv—— This bloody young man's eyes were covered by dyed red eyelashes, and he had a strange wink like silk, which was painted on that delicate pale face, like a sword in the chest.

Tianshi took a step back, he had never seen such a handsome ghost!

Boss Lu came up and grabbed him by the collar: "Bastard, I'm calling you!"

"Ah cough!" The celestial master suddenly came back to his senses. Damn it, he was actually deceived by a ghost's blindfold. He hurriedly chanted a heart-cleaning mantra, and he reached out to take out the talisman. When it was gone, I pulled out the mahogany sword instead, and made a gesture of "嘿——呀——".

Feng Du stood there motionless, and only breathed.

The mahogany sword was released with a "scratch" and flew around Tianshi's head, and Boss Lu was not idle, and started throwing the black donkey's hooves frantically with the two little children.

Immediately there was a rain of black donkey's hoofs from the sky, Feng Du sneered, and stretched out his five fingers to support the sky, the black donkey's hooves were all suspended in the air as if they had been immobilized.

Boss Lu looked dumbfounded: "You you you..."

Feng Du flicked his wrist and made a shooting motion. The black donkey's hooves immediately grew legs, and hundreds of hooves all kicked Boss Lu's ass in an instant.

"Ouch—" Boss Lu yelled in pain, his arms fluttering on both sides, "Escort! Escort!"

Turning his head, everyone ran away, and Tianshi's big white pants were shuttled among the trees in the distance.

"Damn it." Boss Lu had tears in his eyes, his voice resounded in the air, and he was kicked out of a parabola by the last black donkey's hoof.

Fat Ya rushed over the moment Fengdu stepped into the door: "Master—"

She quickly covered her mouth, because Fengdu suddenly raised a finger and made a "hush" mouth shape. Fatty leaned over and saw Yulu crookedly leaning against Fengdu's arms, her eyes were on her closed eyelids Jumping and jumping, lips are pursed, and he is also competing with someone when he falls asleep.

She looked, and Feng Du was also watching, Feng Du lowered his head, and there was a gentle light in his eyes.

Noticing Fatty's eyes, he raised the corner of his mouth and smiled: "You smell his hair, it stinks to death."

The fat girl was stunned for a moment, her eyes were bent to reveal her dimples, and she said softly, "Mr. Feng, do you eat pears? I'll wash a pear for you to eat."