Master in charge of whitewashing records [System]

The night was dark, and the moonlight came out from the clouds, and the leaves of the sycamore trees were shining green, and the tips of Fengdu's hair were shining silver.

"Take it off." Feng Du propped his chin, and proudly pushed aside the straw, "I like to sleep naked."

In an instant, he had an unobstructed view of the scenery all over his body, Yu Lv couldn't hold back, and cast a glance down. After one glance, he instantly turned his head and turned his back, his heart pounding——damn Fengdu is a real person!During the day, he was clearly tall and thin, but when he took off his clothes, his chest turned into a broad and solid wall, and the muscles in his abdomen were the blocks on the wall. Sandwiched between two long legs, it is amazing in size!

Yu Lu closed his eyes and warmed his face, and secretly scolded Feng Du for being cunning, and Feng Du couldn't help scratching his head when he saw that he didn't respond to his figure and turned his back indifferently—could Yu Lu not like this? ?

He leaned towards Yu Lv again: "Hey, why don't you talk?"

Yu Lv was annoyed: "Put on your clothes first!"

Feng laughed: "They're all men, what are you afraid of?" Even though he said that, he still put on his pants lazily, and Yu Lv watched him move around with broad shoulders and broad back from the corner of his mouth. I breathed a sigh of relief.

"I just had a nightmare." He said suddenly.

Feng Du put on his trousers, lit a cigarette and said, "Did you dream about He Zhiyin?"

Yu Lv sat up abruptly: "You you you—what did you say?"

"He Zhiyin," Feng Du smiled slightly, but didn't smile in his eyes, "You called his name while you were sleeping."

Damn.

Yulu's scalp was numb, and he closed his eyes, completely unaware that Fengdu had already floated over, Fengdu's lips were pressed against his ear, and his voice was ambiguous: "Look at your reaction, old lover?"

"What old lover? Just before he died...he had a good time." Yulu said with a snort.

"and then?"

"Then I died!" Yu Lu bit his lip and turned to Fengdu: "I said, are you finished?"

Feng Du pointed to the wound on his chest, his eyes were dark and emotionless: "So it was He who did it? Could it be that he also set the house on fire?"

Yu Lv had nothing to say, nodded silently, and Feng saw him crouching there with his head downcast, his eye sockets were two shallow craters under the moonlight, and the neck connected to his face was like white jade, another kind of melancholy and touching, Couldn't help stretching out his hand, he rubbed Yu Lu's hair, and then patted him on the shoulder: "That's not a thing, why are you sad about him? Why don't you follow me and make sure you are popular and hot?" !"

Yu Lv was stunned for a moment, his peach blossom eyes flashed watery, Feng thought he was too moved by him to speak, and was complacent, when suddenly Yu Lv lowered his head, and "wow", spit out a mouthful of the rotten pears he ate during the day:

"vomit--"

Feng Du's face was so dark.

Yu Lv wiped the corners of his mouth, and explained with a weak expression: "Don't get me wrong, I'm not targeting you. Since what happened with He Zhiyin, I will become like this no matter who says anything to me about each other... I didn't lie to you! Really, hey Where are you going?"

Feng Du suddenly got up: "I'll kill He Zhiyin!"

Yu Lv waved his hand: "Go, maybe you can find some bone scum left over from my digging."

Feng Du glared at Yu Lv angrily for a long time, then sat down again, and pulled Yu Lv into his chest. His chest was not ordinary, it was hot and firm, almost knocking off Yu Lv's front teeth.

Yu Lv covered her mouth: "What are you doing?"

Feng Du said: "Spit it up, just spit it out on me, until it's over."

The person who was finally found, let alone vomit, even (beep——) it doesn't matter to him.

Yu Lu's weak little face turned even paler, and one question after another came to mind in his mind - Fengdu was too enthusiastic, so enthusiastic that he almost had the illusion that he was going to be swallowed up - what exactly does this mean?

Don't tell him that you're in love. Back then, He Zhiyin swore to each other every day, and swore that he would never end his love. Even that was fake. How could any relationship be true?Don't think of him as a fool, he can see clearly!

Yu Lv pushed him aside: "Don't take this opportunity to play hooligans."

Feng Du held his cold hand, an old man, but his voice was soft: "You just follow me."

They all said not to say such nasty words casually!

Just as he was about to vomit, a big brother's voice suddenly sounded in his head:

[Pao/You Fengdu, I am sending you an invitation to form a team. 】

Yu Lv was stunned: "What is Pao/Friend?"

[Pao/friend, that is, someone who has had close physical contact with you. You and Feng both shared the same bed just now, and the system judged that it was confirmed as a pao/friend relationship. 】

Yu Lu was so anxious that his hair stood on end: "Which eye of yours saw me having intimate physical contact with him? We just met for a day, and we are just ordinary friends—no, not even friends, he is just a guest!"

【understand.In the process of system modification, "Pao/Friend" Fengdu is now corrected as "staying overnight" Fengdu. After the modification is completed, Yinde will be deducted: 50, remaining Yinde: 50. 】

Yu Lv was dumbfounded: "What do you mean, if you are not a gun/friend, you will deduct Yinde? What if you deduct all?"

[It's all deducted, and it's gone to ashes. 】

It's fucking gone again!

Feng Du shook his hand in front of Yu Lv: "Hey, I'm talking to you."

Yu Lu's heart became a mess in an instant. The big brother turned to Fengdu like this, and he didn't dare to refuse for a while. He burrowed into the haystack, and his voice buzzed: "What's the hurry! Let me Think!"

***

Yu Lv thought about it all night, and the more he thought about it, the more something went wrong.

Early the next morning, holding the big brother in one hand and the pear in the other, he was still thinking about it, and his two delicate eyebrows twisted into caterpillars.

Then he quickly thought of a possibility—could it be that Fengdu and Big Brother were in the same group, and the two of them conspired to set him up?Otherwise, why didn't I bump into anyone when I went out yesterday, but bumped into Fengdu?And what a coincidence, the word "Fengdu" is also the key word to activate the system!

When Fengdu insisted on staying here for the whole night last night, he felt something was wrong!

Damn a rogue ghost, a rogue system, the partner wants to cheat his house!

No wonder others miss his house, although it was burnt down to nothing but a big frame, the Feng Shui of the house itself is dark and biased, keeping him and Fatty clean, unlike other ghosts who are full of bitterness and hatred Deep, in the human world, it should be regarded as an existence like a high-end club.

Before Feng woke up, Yu Lv immediately went out to find Fatty: "We have to find a way to drive him away!"

The fat girl was still washing the pears, so she raised her voice and said loudly, "Get away? Who is it?"

"Slow down!" Yu Lv quickly covered her mouth, then lowered her voice, "Fengdu."

"Mr. Feng?" Fatty grinned, "Master, Mr. Feng is just staying for one night, and he's not just hanging on. Why are you driving him away?"

Seeing that she had no sense of crisis, Yu Lu stomped her feet anxiously: "You know what, he's eyeing our house, and he wants to join hands with the big brother to take the house for himself!"

The fat girl saw that he raised his eyebrows and his whole body glowed green, so she knew he was really anxious, but she really thought it was funny, so she covered her mouth and bent over happily: "Young master is really careless, Mr. Feng has so much money. , why would you care about our shabby house?"

Yu Lv originally planned to refute, but after thinking about it, he suddenly became unhappy: "Why are you talking to him in every sentence? You can't even be with him, right?"

Fat Ya was well aware of his suspicions, so she wasn't angry, so she stuffed a pear into the side of his palm, and was about to coax Yulu, when she saw Feng came out of the bedroom, she raised her head to say hello: "Mr. Feng—"

Before she could utter the full voice, her small face suddenly turned blue with fright, and Yu Lv was so upset that she woke up at the wrong time, seeing that the fat girl's expression was not right, she also looked back.

Now even he was stunned, and opened his mouth to roar: "Die, why are you standing under the sun?!"

The roof of Du's house was burnt and riddled with holes. When the sun is shining during the day, dozens of spots of light can be seen on the ground. Normally, Yu Lv and Fat Ya would walk around, but now Feng Du stood under one of the spots as if nothing had happened. , Seeing the two of them staring at him in a daze, their chins raised another 30 degrees, and their entire faces were bathed in the sun intoxicated: "Look, you are so scared, brats are afraid of the sun, but I, who have practiced for thousands of years, are not afraid! "

The fat girl hurriedly tugged on Yu Lv: "Really! Young master, look, Mr. Feng actually has a shadow, wow!"

Seeing that the round blackness under Fengdu's feet was indeed a genuine shadow, Yu Lv immediately became suspicious: "Are you really a ghost? You won't scare us, will you?"

Standing in the sun, Feng Du saw Yu Lv staring at him intently, and felt very proud and satisfied: "Of course, how about I turn you into a big green ghost?"

The fat girl nodded: "Yes, yes!"

With a flick of his fingers, Feng Du turned into a blue ghost, wriggling his head and posing in front of the two of them, while Yu Lu had a blue light on his head, and he muttered in his heart: There is such a thing in the world?Can ghosts cultivate the appearance of adults?

The eldest brother replied: [Of course there is, and you can do it too. 】

"How to do it?"

[Doing tasks, accumulating yin virtue, and getting a green card from the ghost world, not to mention human beings, even ghosts and immortals can do it. 】

While listening, Yu Lv took the opportunity to take out his big brother and shake it in front of Fengdu's eyes - if Fengdu and big brother are really in the same group, when old friends meet suddenly, there must be a lot of fluctuations on his face.

I don't want Feng Du to be overjoyed as soon as he sees the eldest brother: "Hehe, you young master of the Republic of China, you still have a mobile phone?"

Yu Lv thought he was playing dumb: "What mobile phone, this is a big brother!"

Feng Du burst out laughing: "You are still a big brother in what age, this is crazy love, mobile phone! You are a mountain gun!"

"Who are you talking about Shanpao?" Yu Lv was stunned with anger, he couldn't bear it anymore, even the bow tie on his shirt was trembling - he, who had been modern all his life, was scolded by a ghost in leather clothes and slippers!

He was eager to fight, his eyes were red and he was ready to fight with Feng Du, and Feng Du watched him stare and raise his fist with great interest, and his heart felt a faint itch, thinking that what he said just now was worthwhile.

He didn't speak, just smiled, Yu Lv rolled up his sleeves and rushed over, he raised one hand to catch Yu Lv's fist, and pulled him into his arms.

At the same time, he put his index finger on Yulu's lips and let out a "shh", his eyes turned outward and said, "Listen."