Master in charge of whitewashing records [System]

Yan Xiaochuan was startled and ran away.

As soon as he ran, the people in the restaurant immediately returned to their senses, and even the rose-colored air disappeared. Yu Lv and Xiao Xiong stood in the aisle, all in a daze.

Feng was not polite, and directly carried the two of them out of the restaurant, and they both walked outside the gate. The otaku who was lying on the swing opened his eyes, and shouted blankly into the air: "Who am I?! I am here where?!"

As soon as Xiaoxiong got into the car, he kicked the chair: "Hey, what did you do to that beautiful girl just now?!"

Compared with him, Yu Lv is surprisingly quiet.Feng Du slammed the car door on Xiao Xiong's side, and threw a bottle of water to Yu Lv who was in a daze: "Come on, sober up first!"

Yulu hugged the water bottle, stopped belching, and only stared at the leather shoes on his feet - the shoelaces were tied crookedly, and the socks were squeezed out all over the ankles. It was Fengdu's masterpiece at first glance.

In fact, the wine woke up 5 minutes ago.

He lowered his head in a flustered manner, and pressed the bottle to his cheek with no love in his life, thinking that he was like this when he was alive, and when he was drunk, he was so excited that he wanted to go to heaven.

Feng Du put his arms on the steering wheel, tilted his head to look at him, and said meaningfully: "Hey, do you still remember what you were doing when you were drunk?"

Yu Lv opened his eyes wide and shook his head firmly: "I don't remember."

"I really don't remember?" Feng Du looked at him and smiled. "I don't remember, I just said—"

"Hey don't—"

Afraid that he would describe the scene of his dancing again, Yu Lv swung his arms round in a hurry, and rushed over to cover Fengdu's mouth, but the mouth was not covered, but the upper body was pressed by inertia, and the distance between the driver's seat and the passenger's seat was too large. Wider, Yu Lv landed ahead of time by surprise, and firmly pressed Fengdu's thigh with both hands.

Through the soft sweatpants, one can clearly feel the muscles underneath tightening.

This is very embarrassing.

What was even more embarrassing was that at this moment, Little Bear suddenly yelled: "Damn it, what are you two doing in broad daylight!"

Yu Lu got up immediately, and didn't dare to look at Fengdu again, Fengdu was very chic, seeing Yulu struggling to get up, he reached out to support him, when the slender fingertips rubbed the skin of his wrist, the cold touch was fleeting.

After supporting Yu Lu to sit still, Feng Du turned around and raised his chin to Little Bear: "What do you think we are doing?" The deliberately lowered voice sounded more ambiguous.

"I think you two are like a pile of mosaics!" Xiao Xiong leaned over the seat, pointed at Yu Lv, and said, "He almost gnawed on your thigh just now!"

"Pfft——" Yu Lv was drinking water with his neck up to suppress his shock, when he heard all the water sprayed out.

Feng Du took out a tissue to wipe his face, and said with a smile, "Why are you so excited, dare to do it or not?"

Under the tissue, Yu Lu's face froze: "What dare you do or not?"

"Isn't it?" Feng Du hugged his arms and looked at him in surprise, pointed at his own crotch, and said in a slightly innocent tone, "Didn't you do it on purpose just now?"

Yu Lv stared and almost ate the paper: "Sure! Of course! No! Yes! Yes!"

Feng Du shrugged his shoulders: "It's a pity, I thought you would call me after so many days."

"..." Yu Lv pulled the tissue from his hand and continued to wipe his face silently.

Little Bear looked at him strangely: "Why do you only wipe one place?"

Yu Lu made a mistake in his hand, poked the paper into his nostril, rubbed his nose and turned his head, his face was all black: "Why do you talk so much?"

Seeing that he was about to slap his hands, Little Xiong shrank back, and quickly changed the subject to Feng Du: "Hey, I haven't finished talking just now, what happened to that big beauty?"

Feng Du felt that he bounced him back to the back seat with his finger: "He's such a beauty, if you see his true face, you probably won't be able to eat for two days."

Yu Lv has seen Yan Xiaochuan's real face. To be honest, although he is not beautiful, he is not ugly either: "It's not that exaggerated!"

"How exaggerated?" Feng Du smiled slightly and bent the corner of his mouth at him: "No one can get into my eyes except you."

Before Yu Lv could react, Little Xiong leaned back impatiently: "Can you two wait a while before flirting, hey, didn't you just say that the big beauty is wearing something around her neck? What the hell is it?"

"You should also know about this," Fengdu said in a playful tone, "Have you heard of the Fox Immortal Card?"

Little Bear's face turned blue in an instant: "Fox—Fox Fairy Card?!"

Because he has been wandering outside since he was a child, Xiaoxiong has seen a lot, and of course he knows the origin of the Fox Fairy brand. He once had a crush on Sister Butterfly, who was arrested and made a brand after being in love with him——by a traveler who came to the Celestial Dynasty Azan of Thailand took it away, sealed it in a small golden sign, and sold it to an unlucky man, saying that it can ward off evil spirits and eliminate disasters, and it can also be transferred.

Little Bear opened his mouth: "Isn't that all fake?"

Feng Du put on his sunglasses and flicked his hair: "There are many fake ones, but few real ones. The man just now was wearing the real Fox Fairy card, but the fox is too big to hold it down, so it became the virtue just now. The two of you were killed." He is so obsessed with all kinds of meat and vegetables, it is also the ghost of that brand."

As he spoke, his voice suddenly turned cold: "It's no ordinary person who can seal such a big fox in."

This sentence is not just casually, if he hadn't met Yan Xiaochuan, Feng would not have connected Ah San's words in the morning with this matter.Some of the brands in Thailand are filled with ghosts, but in fact, more of them are captured ghosts, and Ah San said that there are fewer ghosts in the imperial capital, which is just a matter of recent months.

So how long has Yan Xiaochuan been wearing the Fox Immortal card?At most, it won't last more than half a year, and he won't be able to hold back any more.

The time just happened to be right, even if it was a coincidence, it would be too coincidental.

Feng Du patted the steering wheel to start the car: "Let's go!"

Yu Lv has not recovered from the topic of the sign just now: "Where are you going?"

The corner of Fengdu's sunglasses gleamed along with his teeth: "Look for that beauty in your mouth!"

"Looking for him? What about Fat Girl and Big Fish? You went there for so long in the morning, what did your friend say in the end, did you ask?"

As he said that, he didn't know whether it was the light or what. He felt that Fengdu's face seemed to have darkened, but when he turned around, his face was bright again: "Did you underestimate me? Of course I asked, don't worry, I have Proper, He Qingshan is digging ditches right now, surrounded by people, before we go, we need to make some preparations."

"What do you mean, dig a ditch? What ditch?"

"It's just stealing holes. Have you forgotten his old profession? He still has a little reputation in the Tao. He was called by a group of people to fight against him just two days ago."

Seeing that Yu Lv was still looking at him, Feng smiled: "So let's go to Panjiayuan first, deal with that shitty beauty who got a bad reputation, buy some goods along the way, and go find He Qingshan."

Yu Lv nodded thoughtfully: "You think quite comprehensively."

Feng Du took out a cleanly washed pear from his pocket, and handed it to Yu Lv with a bright smile: "This is quite comprehensive?"

Yu Lv took Ga Beng and took a bite, puffing out his mouth and muttering, "Very, very comprehensive."

After taking two bites, he was stunned again: "Oh no, how do you know that beauty is in Panjiayuan?"

The car drove to the right and onto the main road, Feng Du turned the steering wheel and said as a matter of course: "So I saw it in the newspaper. He has a shop in Panjiayuan. It didn't do much business at first, but then it suddenly became popular. It's very popular. There must be something tricky here."

[Mission Objective: Find out the tricks of Panjiayuan Xiaochuan Antique Store...]

Yu Lv recalled what his elder brother said when he was drunk that day.

It seems that the trick is the Fox Immortal card, and it didn't run away.

After the first few red lights, the car drove smoothly.Except for the little bear in the middle who couldn't stand Fengdu's music playing too loudly, the whole journey was harmonious.Yu Lv listened to the heavy metal rock all night, and now somehow he got used to it, but he thought Xiao Xiong was noisy, and after a few words, he actually stood on the united front with Fengdu.

Feng very proudly pouted his messy hair: "As expected of Li Lu, he has the same noble taste as me."

Yu Lv gnawed at the pears.

Xiao Xiong still used the same rhetoric: "You oppress the citizens of the demon world, and when our General Fuxiu returns to the human world, we will all be unable to eat and walk away!"

Seeing that he was so angry that his face swelled up, Yu Lv asked Fengdu for another pear to stuff into his mouth: "All right, all right, we'll wait!"

When Yu Lu was still alive, the Panjiayuan area hadn't yet flourished. After listening to the big brother explaining the whole process to him, he realized that Panjiayuan is now a gathering place for antique lovers.And there is another name, called the ghost market, because in the past when people were poor, they were ashamed to blatantly sell their properties.

There is also a saying that when yin and yang alternate, the shopkeepers here have changed a group of people, there are ghosts and ghosts, everything.

Of course, there are also quite a few ghosts who have nothing to do and sit in a pile of bottles and cans during the day to watch the scenery.

Both Yu Lugang and Feng walked around Panjiayuan's screen wall and saw this one.

The ghost was lying on an open-air stall with his head propped up. He was wearing a plain silk gown. His face was pale, but his expression was very leisurely. He had thick eyebrows and big eyes, and he had two small goatee on his thick lips. Yu Lv was holding a big brother with a bear in one hand and an umbrella in the other. When he walked over, the ghost was scratching his butt.

Scratching and raising his eyes, he looked at Yu Lv and suddenly froze.

After wandering vacillatingly over Yu Lu's face for a few seconds, the ghost gradually changed his face, jumped up and ran away.