Master in charge of whitewashing records [System]

Yu Lv directly stuffed siu mai into the little bear's mouth.

"Let me tell you, are you two in a relationship?" Little Xiong said while chewing, suddenly speaking in a non-surprising way.

"I just saw him give you a hug—"

"Cough cough cough cough!" Yu Lv choked again.

Little Bear chuckled: "Really?"

"It's a fart!"

"Hey, if it's not, then it's not, what are you talking about!"

Yu Lv was too lazy to talk to him anymore, the two of them tore their lips and showed their white teeth, and cleaned up all the takeaways like a storm. Long Shibazhang slapped him on the back, and only then did he slap the durian cake stuck in his throat.

"Damn it, don't buy a bottle of water." Yu Lv complained to Feng Du for the second time.

At this moment, a round coin rolled to his feet, Yu Lv raised his head and looked around, but found that no one passed by, and he didn't know where it fell out of.

Yu Lv had no concept of money in this era, picked up a coin, saw the word "1" written on it, and didn't know how much it was, but at least in their era, a copper coin could be exchanged for a pot of Longjing, and this The coin was shining silver, and it was worth more than copper coins no matter how you looked at it.

So he poked the little bear's elbow: "Hey, go buy me a bottle of water and come back."

Little Xiong moved his butt, and when the critical moment came, he said: "...I won't go, I want you to accompany me."

Yu Lu's voice was so dry that he almost got angry: "How can I accompany you? You look like a human being at first glance, how about me?"

"I'm not going anyway."

"Don't go, right?" Yu Lv was about to cut him, when a flash came to his mind-hey wait, didn't the elder brother say something yesterday... "Borrowing the corpse to return the soul"?

Licking his lips, Yu Lv woke up the big brother in his heart, and began to ask the other party for advice.

After listening for a while, he understood—it turned out that borrowing a corpse to reincarnate is not really borrowing a corpse, but can possess a human body for a period of time, and the length of possession depends on the strength of that person's physical condition.

Yu Lv nodded as he listened, and then he didn't know what the elder brother mentioned, he stared suddenly: "What? You can only possess ugly ones?"

The eldest brother said solemnly: [Your Excellency does not know, the beauty comes with a clean energy, your Yin Virtue is less than 1000, and the negative energy cannot compete with this clean energy.So to be on the safe side, it's better to find an ugly one to try, preferably crooked ones, so it's safe. 】

Yu Lv slowly squeezed the eldest brother tightly: "...Why do I think you are teasing me on purpose."

[...Your Excellency is overthinking. 】

"Okay, ugly is ugly..."

Yu Lv glanced at the cub who couldn't stand upright, and decided to make a small sacrifice. He was still a little excited, because no matter how beautiful or ugly, people are still human, and they can stand in the sun as they like without worrying about being wiped out.And the warmth of the sun has been long gone for Yu Lv.

Sitting side by side with Bear on the bench, the two began to comment on the appearance of passers-by.

"how about this?"

"No, no, his nose is so straight."

"What about that?"

"No, lips are too sexy!"

"This, this! Just look at this!"

"All right, it's him!"

Five minutes later, Yu Lv made a running motion on the spot, and ran towards a passerby desperately.There was a sound of fart in the crowd, and dust and smoke rose inexplicably. Pedestrians coughed and waved their hands to fan the wind. A four-eyed homeboy rushed out of the smoke and walked towards the little bear, baring his rotten teeth: "How is it?"

Little Xiong shrank back suddenly, his eyes swept over the otaku's big oily skin, triangular eyes and bulbous nose one by one, his stomach churned, and he almost spit out the breakfast just now: "Damn it, it's worse when you look up close than when you look far away. Scary!"

Yu Lv rolled his eyes, but he actually disliked him even more than Xiao Xiong. When he saw the nerd from afar just now, he only saw ugliness and emptiness, but he didn't expect that when he really possessed him, he would have another taste.

I don't know if the nerd hasn't showered for a few days, and his body smells like an old man's armpits, but now is not the time to be disgusted——Yu Lv is dying of thirst!

Pulling Xiaoxiong into the tea restaurant, a waiter in a tutu skirt came over with a happy face: "Welcome!"

Yu Lu had never seen such an enthusiastic waiter, and she smiled contagiously: "Hi, Miss."

The four words he said were very gentlemanly, with a bit of a magnetic tone. If he showed his true face, the waiter must be staring at him at this moment. Unfortunately, Yu Lv is now a greasy and smelly homeboy. The waiter's face stiffened with a smile, he took a big step back, stood three meters away and said to him: "You—you can sit inside."

Yu Lu's heart collapsed silently—from childhood to adulthood, he has never been so disgusted by others.

Being lured to a corner with a swing in a daze, Yu Lv was stunned the moment he opened the menu—didn't he come to buy water, why did he just sit down and order food?

Forget it, when it comes, it's safe.

The restaurant is air-conditioned and fragrant, and it is indeed several times stronger than the outside. Yulu closed the menu without looking at it, and directly slapped the coin he just picked up on the table, and greeted the waiter with the arrogance of a rich kid in the past. Smile: "Come to a pot of jasmine flower tea."

The waiter looked at him as if he was insane, with a face full of "you are fucking kidding me", she looked at Yu Lv, and Yu Lv also looked at her, but he didn't understand, so after thinking about it, he added: "You don't need to look for it."

Little Xiong creaked the swing, and the play was quite good: "Brother, I want to drink Jinding coffee!" Yu Lu slapped him honestly: "Your mother is big!"

The waiter took a deep breath, thinking whether to call the duty manager directly, or she just picked up the mop and was hesitating, when a young man wearing a mask sitting next to him suddenly got up and walked over without saying hello, directly opposite Yu Lv and Xiao Xiong sat down.

Tilting Erlang's legs, he raised a pair of European-style double eyelids and looked at the waiter: "I will pay for a pot of jasmine tea and a cup of Golden Top coffee."

The waiter was stunned by his electric shock for a while, so he wrote it down, and turned around every step when he left, thinking that the eyes of the man in the mask looked a bit like James from England, and Yu Lv looked at the man in the mask, and always felt that he looked familiar. Two crooked eyebrows frowned:

"You are……?"

The man in the mask was waiting for him to speak, and he bent his eyes: "Guess."

Seeing that he was still chatting with him, Yu Lv curled his lips in annoyance, he just wanted to stay here quietly and wait for Feng Du to come back, besides, Xiao Xiong's face was so pale and green that he couldn't tell at first glance, but he could stare at him. After watching for a long time, you can see that he is not a normal child, not to mention that the man in the mask has sharp eyes. In the time of two sentences, he has already stared at him and the little bear ten or eight times.

He decided to quickly end the conversation: "I can't guess, and I don't want to guess, why did you invite our guests?"

The man in the mask pointed at the coin on the table, his hand was a little dark: "Do you want to use this to buy a pot of jasmine tea?"

Yu Lv tapped his fingers on the table impatiently: "Yes, what's the matter? I told you not to look for it."

The man in the mask chuckled, and his starry eyes were bright: "One yuan is enough to buy a jasmine flower. You open the tea list to see the price."

Yu Lv looked at him suspiciously, but still opened the tea list, and saw that the triangular eyes almost stretched into four corners: "120?!!"

His voice was like a bell, and it immediately attracted discussions around him. Yu Lv remembered the calm look on his face when he was talking to the waiter with the coin just now, and he really wanted to abandon his body and run away, leaving this embarrassing place.

His greasy face blushed seven or eight points, he coughed, looked at the masked man with a stiff smile and said, "I——I just came back from abroad, and I didn't expect the prices to rise so fast, hehehe——"

The man in the mask raised his eyebrows, but did not expose his flawed lies. Just at this time, the waiter came over, put a pot of tea and a cup of coffee on the table, and stared at the man in the mask closely as he left, with a shy look on his face. Laughing, at first glance, he was urged to come over to see the handsome guy by the waiter just now, and the man in the mask was also winking, squinting his eyes slightly: "Thank you very much!"

As soon as the waiter took three turns, no one was rooted.

The man in the mask is a well-bred young man. Picking up the teapot, he first poured a cup for Yu Lu, and then poured a cup for himself. After pouring, he put the teapot aside, and he began to take off the mask as if nothing had happened.

Yu Lv let out a scream from being scalded by the tea!

The young man who took off his mask looked at him solemnly: "What's the matter?"

Yu Lv stared at his Westernized handsome features and slightly darkened skin, suppressed the urge to scream a second time, bowed his head and took another sip of tea: "...it's okay."

Damn it, Mike Ouyang!

So He Qingshan also——

Yu Lv stood up abruptly, looked around like a neurotic attack, and didn't even see a strand of He Qingshan's hair, so Ouyang Mike came alone.

He sat back again, not thinking that Little Bear was swinging beautifully on the swing, but the moment his butt touched the board, the swing suddenly swayed backwards, and he actually sat straight on the ground.

"Hahahahaha!"

Ouyang Mike laughed and spit out half a cup of tea. He still didn’t forget to pick up Yu Lv and push him on the swing. He smiled and said, “Brother, although you are ugly, you still have a pretty good personality. cute."

Yu Lv almost slapped the table - you are so ugly!

I didn't take a picture because I suddenly remembered that he is really ugly now.

Yu Lv lost the confidence to refute, drank a few sips of tea to suppress his shock, and while drinking, suddenly had an idea in his mind.

Smiling kindly at Ouyang Mike, he suddenly thought hard: "Why do I think you look familiar, a bit like that...that..."

Without waiting for him to finish speaking, Ouyang Mike admitted generously: "Yes, I am Ouyang Mike."

"It's really you!" Yu Lu stood up, with a look of admiration in his triangular eyes: "Oh, this is the first time I've seen a real person. You are much more handsome than those on TV."

Ouyang Mike smiled noncommittally and showed his white teeth: "Thank you, I have always been handsome!"

Yu Lv sneered inwardly, then nodded: "Isn't it? By the way, I heard that you still have an assistant? Why didn't he come today? I want to ask you for an autograph, can I ask him for a ready-made one? of?"

"You mean Lao He? That's not my assistant!" Ouyang Mike took a sip of tea leisurely: "He, I don't know where he went, I haven't seen him for several days." Shaking his head again He pointed: "Also, since I'm already sitting in front of you, why are you looking for him? I'm ready-made. Do you have a pen?"

"...No." Yu Lv didn't come up with any nutritious clues, and gritted his teeth.

Aren't they inseparable every day?Even if it wasn't, since He Qingshan has done such a big event, he should report to him no matter what?Could it be that the relationship between the two of them was broken because things were not done well?

Yu Lv really wanted to bring the topic back to He Qingshan, but he never found a chance.

At this time, Ouyang Mike had already borrowed a pen, and after dancing dragons and snakes on a piece of note paper, he handed it to Yu Lv: "Come on, take it, are you happy?"

No.

"...Thank you." Yu Lv took the piece of paper, feeling that it would be a waste to wipe his butt with it, "That—"

"Oh, you're welcome." Ouyang Mike raised the corners of his lips and smiled, then took out his mobile phone in a smooth manner, and suddenly took a photo of Yu Lv Kacha.

Yu Lv was caught off guard: "What are you doing?"

"Huh?" Ouyang Mike's fingers flew like flying, tapping on the screen of the mobile phone for a while: "Send Weibo."

"Weibo?" Yu Lv didn't understand.

"That's right." Ouyang Mike nodded, his eyelashes filtered the sly eyes, and there was a light smile on his lips: "Tell the netizens that there is a resurrected corpse here, and let them come and watch."